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shelfwar · 2 years

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Sneek peek of my dads new/company truck!!

#peterbilt #american truckers #dad trucker #i love my dad #support truckers #semi driver #truckerslife #truckers daughter

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izzye-girl · 3 months

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Happy Sunday daddy 🥰Sending nudes to people with notification turned on 🥵💦

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evilminji · 6 months

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A Moral Dilemma! Question!

Let's say there is a trucker. An average man. Kind enough, did okay in school, loves his wife and misses her like you wouldn't believe every time he has to go. Misses his little girl even more. HATES he's missing the early years of her life. First day to school, getting her up and brushing her hair into pigtails, making pancakes like his Pa used to make. The works.

But the economy is shit. Him and his wife have to work. Make ends meet. They're DESPERATE to get out of Gotham. Move somewhere boring. Safe.

But... well, places like that cost money. Kids cost money. And he did OKAY in school. Not a lot of jobs out there for "Okay" guys from Gotham.

His cousin finds him a route though. A solid job. Really pulled through when push came to shove and things were looking bad. Like he might have to take up that offer to Goon. Now he's a trucker.

And his route? Well the half way point is Amity Park. He stops to stay the night every time. Never really STAYS, has heard they got themselves a Cape and such, but? It is what it is. He's from Gotham. He minds his business. Parks on the outskirts of town to avoid getting hit.

Doesn't realize, he's getting SOAKED in Ectoplasm every time he's in town.

And this trucker? Not the healthiest man. He wishes he could be. But life on the road is not exactly conducive to fresh fruit and leafy greens. He eats more grease and sugar then his doctor would EVER recommend. In fact, has specifically warned him not too.

But some days you just need a warm meal. You miss your kid, your wife, your bed. And you know it'll be days before you can see any of them. But at least there is pancakes.

You can pretend you're eating with your family. Or at least, let the coffee be warm enough for the two of you. God, but the poor man is tired.

And as he gets close to Gotham?

Breaking News!

The Joker. AGAIN. The trucker cringes, horror filling him. What poor soul has that mad man hurt NOW? When will it end? Him and his wife are so close to getting the hell out. Thinking Kansas. His wife has been joking about pie baking competit-

No.

Oh God No.

There, on the screen, tears streaming down her beautiful face? Is the love of his life. His best friend. His EVERYTHING. And in her arms, trying so, so hard to be quiet. To muffle her terror born sobs... is his little girl. One pigtail torn from its srunchie, blood on her tiny face.

The trucker knows how this story ends.

Batman will try. He ALWAYS tries. And sometimes... sometimes that's enough. But he knows the odds here. His family are in front. Stars of this sick show. The trucker can't breathe. His heart is pounding, too hard for a man of his health.

He's not young. Should be on blood pressure meds he simply cant afford. Is panicked by a terror few should ever suffer. And? What runs in his family, strikes true. It feels so far away, the pain in his chest. He... No, he can't.

He can't.

His family.

He can't die. Leave them. They're in danger! They can't die like this. So close to freedom. Happiness. They... the..y.. ca..n..t...

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THEY WON'T. HE REFUSES.

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So! Here in comes the QUESTION! As you sit, watching this terrified child call for her father, ripped from her begging mothers arms, you see a green opaque man full body tackle the Joker.

You watch his eyes visible glow and change color, fight a visible STRUGGLE, like jeckle and Hyde, for control of his body. Between the monster known as Joker and what seems to be? The little girl's newly Meta father.

The Father wins.

You watch the Bat arrive with the police. Thank the man and say he can release Joker into custody. See the EXACT moment the Meta realizes something. Turns to look at his daughter, then his wife. Looks back at the commissioner.

Says "No".

Is he right to do this? To Possess the Joker, as a life sentence, to insure the safety of others? He is perfectly will to sit that life in a jail cell. Knows he will never be allowed to roam free again. But! The Joker is contained.

Is this Right? Or merely emotionally satisfying?

Discuss :3

@hypewinter @hdgnj @the-witchhunter @ailithnight @nerdpoe

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dc x dp prompt #to be honest #walker comes to collect the Joker and slaps a prisoner in him in exchange for a reduced sentence #trucker ghost and his wife move to Kansas #sometimes family is you #your mom #and your dad who is a ghost #but oh sweet jesus the screaming ethics debate here at the precinct #jason you are a crime lord #batman stop trying to save the Joker #please

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olympain · 8 months

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Farmworld Finn in Fionna and Cake's "Destiny"

#atimers #adventure time #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #at spoilers #finn mertens #original #*gifs #or as i like to say trucker dad finn

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fuckthemforthis · 9 months

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I don't know guys... having spent over 3 years in the company of young Balkan truck drivers, seeing Bojan behind a bus wheel just clicked in my head because he fits the image I have so much haha

Like if music fails, sociology fails and getting married fails... I can see him drive long hours, be exhausted, annoyed, make dumb jokes and live off sandwiches, coffee and cigarettes (hope he never does tho)

#bojan cvjeticanin #bojan cvjetićanin #joker out #i'm rambling but i can soooo see him in that job #seriously never want to tho #but i guess it goes with the whole balkan dad thing a bit #truckers are however some of the funniest people i've met #so i guess that counts for something #and he could drive me fucking anywhere

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gloriousgoateedragon · 2 months

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#muscle dad #trucker dad #ball cap #tight black tshirt #big arms #jeans tshirt #woof daddy

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cinnamontoads · 1 year

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i know there’s a bunch more that i watched that i def missed but i’m so curious

#oh i also watched uhhh the one where they look for gold with my dad a lot #me and my brother would watch some exterminator show #ice road truckers sometimes #polls #but how it’s made and american pickers were my go to forever

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henryoakisthebestdad · 1 year

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Casual reminder that Henry Oak’s favorite bedroom activity is going down on someone. Canonically.

#shout out to Pap-palions dad facts #I could listen to Will’s trucker persona for ten hours straight #patreon bonus content when #henry oak #will campos

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looselipssinkships-x · 7 months

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obsessed with this logo from daisy grenade's website and will probably embroider it on a hat once i find an acceptable hat

#daisy grenade #embroidery #diy #listen id love to buy merch but it's way too expensive for me to not be in love with it #also so many bands just do trucker hats #i hate the mesh stuff on the back #dad hats ftw #team dad hat

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crimennui · 5 months

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writing a bloodpact trucker x hitchhiker au could fix me

#like ugh i can see it now #sorry i love trucker aus i grew up a passanger in my dads truck ilove the road #i may write #bloodpact #wyllstarion #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate #wyll ravengard #astarion

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sodalite-fulll · 1 year

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Various Magpie doodles

(This character uses she/they pronouns)

#oc: magpie #oc: Corvus #my art #tacky horrible t-shirts and trucker hats are mandatory #fun fact I have the girl dad shirt #also the split tongue was an accident she didn’t have it done professionally #I love herrrrr I loveeeeee herrrrrrr #tfaafos

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metalmania82 · 2 years

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soemtimes i lie awake in my bed and think about how i’ll never look like mr james hetfield 1999

#metallica #james hetfield #my favourite trucker dad #he peaked in this era #1999

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southislandwren · 7 months

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oh so HUGE fucking update. asked advisor if i was throwing away my degrees to go to trucking school immediately after graduation and he said im just adding to my skill set. called dad and asked for permission to renew my lease and go to trucking school and he said i can run free for 1 more year. so now im doing trucking school research so i can get my CDL hopefully by the end of summer 23. then i can long haul truck or milk truck for like 2ish years. then if thats super lucrative i'll stick with it to keep saving money, otherwise i'll put my degrees to use and get some management or quality job at a dairy plant. then still by 2030 have money for land and goats

#hopes and dreams post #it was a crazy meeting. i went in there and i was like H am i wasting 5 years of effort and 110k dollars for a stupid escape plan #and he was like no... CDLs are useful within the dairy industry you could be a milk hauler or do your own distribution for your creamery #and i was like ok. im going to call my dad now #so i called dad and i was like ok so i want to be a trucker and H says thats okay. is that okay with you?#and he LAUGHED and long story short hes fine with it. hes okay with paying my rent for another year but i'll need to figure out truck schoo #the freshman was in there with me and she was like wow your dad is so supportive.... like yeah duh hes my dad we love each other #and hes okay with me being truck driver despite watching his hs classmates truck drive and i know we both have biases to work through #because i KNOW there is nothing wrong with being a truck driver but like. im more than that you know?#idk like i had all these opportunities and privileges and im using it to be a truck driver and dairy farmer.#and maybe someone who can only be a trucker would kill for the chance to do computer science or ornithology or marine science etc etc etc #and maybe ive taken that spot away and i dont deserve anything ever #but whatever. i get to just drive around. like ive always wanted. sword by my side. tunes blasting. by myself.#and at some point i;ll make cheese and ice cream and hang out in a field somewhere #idk. im not gonna make it but i can still make plans as if i will

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bbpuckdrop · 4 months

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panthers "cotton candy" (aka trans pride flag) hat on sale today for their pride game 🥰

#very sneaky of them.#i approve #if i were a trucker hat person AT ALL i would be all over this #beanies + dad caps or bust for me unforch.#panthers lb #florida panthers

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johnnydany · 10 months

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Proud Wife Of A Smokin' Hot Tattooed Trucker Funny Trucker Lover Gift T-Shirt

Get yours now: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/46835670-proud-wife-of-a-smokin-hot-tattooed-trucker-funny-

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