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stonermujer · 3 months

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Some dad Alex thoughts pls 🫶🏻

Yes ofc

Would be obsessed with his kid carrying them around the house everywhere. He’d let the baby try new foods when they were old enough.

Always giving them Spanish nicknames like mija/mijo. Teaching them words in Spanish as well.

Alex would play with the baby all the time too, whether it be dressing up or playing with figurines.

Although, I think he’d feel guilty when it came to taking care of them especially at night when the baby cries. He’d know your tired and would do the best he could to take care of you and the baby. I also strongly believe he’d be the type of person to still try and be intimate with you. Like cuddling and giving each other kisses. Just because you guys have a baby it doesn’t mean you can’t be close anymore.

I also think his heart would shatter to see the baby cry. Like the bond between his kid would be insane and he’d do anything for your kid.

Just saw ur ask cowboy anon and it reminded me to post this 😭

#alex quackity #quackity #ur mom #deez nuts lmao #quackity drabble #quackity x reader #quackity headcannons #quackity x reader fluff #dad!quackity #quackity fluff #fluffy quackity

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jessnotfoundd · 1 year

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𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭?

Finding out you're pregnant and telling them.

(You can send me ideas or thing you want me to write about them or some one specifically)

Dad!verse masterlist

Masterlist here!

Dream

After the talk, you both decided to be calm about it, so within two months you were waiting for your period, last month it came, so no baby, this month, you felt more tired than ever, so in your mind, you were hoping that now it's positive.

The test was taking longer than needed or you just didn't want to see it?. But when you open your eyes, test in front of your eyes, your mouth open wide, as well your eyes. It was real, it was not another negative test. It's a positive one. You smile and run to Clay's steam room, where he was editing some vlog. You wanted to give the news in a special way but with the extreme amount of excitement, you couldn't take it.

-Babe.- you move his chair so he is now facing you.

-Yes?- his eyes take a minute to see your happiness and he smiles too.

-I am- it's all you say and now tears of joy are escaping from your eyes- I'm pregnant- he jumps out of the chair and hugs you, turning around with you.

-We are gonna be so good, we're gonna do good.- his forehead on yours. Both of you smiling.

Sapnap

You knew. You know your body so bad. It's been 4 months since you decided to do this and you were so upset you haven't missed your period in none of those months. But war is over, you knew this time was right. The test is now hidden in the gift you prepared for the year anniversary of being married. A teddy bear customized as sapnap. Under it. The positive test for pregnancy.

-Open my gift- he says super happy, when you do so, you melt, a necklace with a picture of you two.-Hopefully one day there will be a picture of our family.- his hand is on yours, and your smile.

-Open mine- you smile, tears already coming. He laughs the minute he sees the teddy, but his eyes go a little down, noticing there's something else in the bag.

-I knew it.- he says eyes watery. Smiling big.

-How?- you're surprised, how did he find out?

-I guess i really pay attention to you and this week you were feeling sick, we had so many rushes to store for cravings, and laziness, I mean, you never were lazy.- he smiles wide and you let the tears run down your cheeks, he is so kind and perfect.

George

He was super into having a baby, so it wasn't a surprise that 4 weeks later your last period (which finished one day before having the talk) you were late on it. So you just waited two more days, just in case, but after those two days, the British boy and you rushed to the closest pharmacy to get a pregnancy test.

-So we might do a baby and I can´t see you pee on the stick?- he says annoyed.

-Exactly, now, let me pee, or do you want to pee for me?- I smirk.

-If i could i would.- he jokes and closes the door in front of him.

The waiting turned agonizing for both, but it was worth it. You both run to tell Dream and Sapnap they were going to be uncles.

Karl

This man would be desperate to have a positive pregnancy test, he would ask you every other day if you want to take one.

-Karl, babe, we have to wait at least a month to see if my period comes or not- he looked sad.-We have to be patient, remember?- he nods and goes back to whatever he was doing.

After your period date is late on his calendar (he insisted on knowing when it's supposed to be) he rushes to your work and after your shift is done, he takes a pregnancy test out of his pack.

-Your period is late, you know what that means?- he smiles and you do so, taking this moment and being sure to keep it forever in your memories.

-Fine, let's go home, and then I'll do the test.- you take it and lean to kiss him.

When the test turns out positive he's so happy, he wants to tell everyone, so you both just decided to find a good idea to tell everyone.

Quackity

This special occasion needed some special effort so you practice how to say it in Spanish.

-Babe- you get into the kitchen with the positive test on your pocket

-Yeah?- he's there making coffee for both, the cold morning asks for it.

-mhm- you hesitate but you are proud of your effort, so you just say it.- Estoy.... embarazada- you finish with doubt and he's already seeing you like a gosht.

-You sure you mean that you're pregnant?- you nod and take the positive test out of your pocket to show him. He's overwhelmed, but runs to your side to bring you in a hug.- oh god, you are.- he assures, and you both smile. He pulls you in for a kiss and the rest of the morning is basically you both telling you're families on facetime calls

Punz

You did the test and hope in the shower for a super quick shower before heading to your morning classes.

-Oh my god.- you heard luke on the other side of the curtain.

-What?- you have your eyes closed, enjoying the warm water falling on your head.

-We are pregnant- he says holding the test with the curtain a little open so you can see him.

-Luke!- you close the curtain so he can't see you.

-You mean that we are going to have a child but you don't want me to see you in the shower?- he laughs.

-Shut up, I'm pregnant.- you smile.

-We are darling, we are.- he jokes, resting on the door and looking at the positive test.

-I am the only one pregnant, Luke.- he signs.

-I'm Luke now?- he mumbles.

-Babe, why are you so dramatic?- you appear in his sight vision, a towel on your head, and others around your body.

-I'm gonna be a dad.- he brings you for a kiss and smile.

Foolish

He was there all the goddamn time, he was so sweet. You text him if he could come over because he was at Karl, who is both neighbors haha. He was going thru the door a second after you texted.

-You okay? something happened?- he checks on you and you show him the little box of the pregnancy test. -Oh- he's speechless.

-Want you to be here if it is positive, and I'm pretty sure it's gonna be.- you said with a smile. He takes your hand and leads you to the bathroom.

-Come on, piss on it baby- you both laugh.

When the positive was there, you couldn't believe it. Spent the rest of the night talking about the baby's stuff and just enjoying the presence of each other.

Wilbur

You were sure you were pregnant, and the negative tests were fake, so you decided to get a blood pregnancy test, you decided to keep it to yourself in case it was negative, but when the results were in your email box, you didn't want to open it. You did, and you're glad, cause it is a positive test, you are pregnant.

You call Will right away and told him that you both were going to have dinner for a big surprise. So when you're shift was over at the office, he pick you up.

-I cooked, i didn't feel like going out he says the moment you sit in the car.-Hope you're okay with it.- he kisses you and smiles. You are smiling so wide that he feels strange.-You have a big surprise I guess- he laughs and you nod.

-But ill have to wait until we are home.- he pouts and gets the car going.

At home, you are both almost eating now, and he is about to serve you wine, but you hold the bottle before he could pour it into the glass.

-You don't want wine?- he looks strange at you, you always had wine with big surprises and good news.

-It's not that i don't want to, it's that I can't.- you smile wide and he keeps it without picking it up.

-Why? are you taking medicine and i don't know?- he feels like a bad husband now.

-Will, I'm pregnant.- you hold his cheeks and he smiles wide like you are.

-No more wine for you- he leaves the bottle forgotten on the table and picks you in a hug, planting a kiss on your lips, smiling in the middle of this.

The celebration is long and you both feel like you're now complete.

-So i can talk to them?- he points at your stomach.

-Will, there's a group of cells, growing them will take a time.-He looks offended.

-There is our son!- he laughs, the wine kicking in.

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kumezyzo · 3 months

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Could u do some more dad foolish and dad Quackity if u don’t mind 🫶🏻

alright, so, i chose to make quackity a girl dad. dunno if i said something different before, but for this one, he's a girl dad. sue me. (please dont im broke)

anyway, enjoy! or dont :) m.list

Quackity

dad!quackity likes to talk to your daughter in spanish.

"ayyy, mi amorcito, lindo," he cooes, rubbing his nose into her chubby cheeks.

"hola, mi cielo," he says when he comes to get her in her crib.

"que quieres de comer, línda?" he asks her absently as he looks for blueberries and the sliced bananas you prepared earlier.

dad!quackity who will very loudly yell at his friends to stop yelling. he tells them if theyre any louder, your daughters gonna wake up. and yes, he has his headphones on...

dad!quackity brings her on stream and shows off how absolutely chunky she is.

her arms look like those jumbo marshmallows glued together. her cheeks are slightly red. she has a thick head of hair. and there is not a single thought behind her eyes.

#ctrlc-ctrlvquackity trends since you don't tell people what her name is. but then he hears him call her 'cielo' and that becomes her new name among the fandom.

Foolish

you will find dad!foolish asleep on the couch with your daughter. (yes, i realize i said this in the last one and i stand by what i say.)

she has your face, but his eyes. and your hair. and his stream thinks its so cute that she looks so much like you!!

dad!foolishes stream also thinks its so cute how he subtly (and not so subtly) takes care of you like youre glass. even after you've given birth. especially after you've given birth.

"baby, what are you doing up?" he asks you when he sees you peeking into his office.

"i finally got her to sleep!" you cheer tiredly, your voice in a harsh whisper. he was just as excited as you but he also took it as a warning to be quiet.

"oh, yay!" he says, his voice in the same tone as yours. "you should get to sleep too, though."

"yeah, i will," you say, wading into his office and going over to press a quick kiss to his lips. "night, babe."

"night, pretty girl."

if i missed an accent on any of the vowels, dont get mad at me. my mom never taught me how to actually write in spanish 😭😭 -Nony

#quackity #quackity x y/n #quackity x you #quackity x reader #dad!quackity #quackity fluff #foolish #foolish x you #foolish x yn #foolish x reader #dad!foolish #foolish fluff

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mikaikaika · 1 year

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Can't wait for Missa to come home to a deranged sugar baby trying to kidnap his husband, an adopted rockstar son, a new granddaughter to take care of, Quackity trying to live in their backyard to steal said granddaughter and the entirety of their lawn being turned into a giant ass potato farm.

#Oh his poor soul #He's not prepared for this #Can't wait till he goes like Chayanne! like he does and emerges not one but two eggs #And Chayanne going this is Tallulah my niece‚ her dad which is my brother is away on the world tour so we are taking care of her #And also quackity might try to kidnap her #Like #My man's not ready 😭#Oh I forget the non functioning fishing pond in his house #But nvm #Missa Sinfonia #Missa #Chayanne #Tallulah #Quackity #Philza #Q! Meme #Wilbur soot #Qsmp #Mika's billboard bangers

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sootsz · 6 months

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half of the original egg parent duos have met their Federation Assigned parenting partner this year im so <3

#congrats to roier and jaiden for being the only group to have 0 deadbeat parents #quackity and luzu. both deadbeat dads. are an outlier and should be ignore #qsmp #jaidenanimations #roier #Philza #missa #LOOK AT THEM!!!#fitmc #Spreen #quackity #luzu

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randbitb · 6 months

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slime and tilín bonding. they were separated too soon

Im so sorry. code tilin, code flippa and their dad theyre killing from the inside out.

#dad for tilin to slime because well.. quackity forgot him #qsmp #my art #2023 #anon #slimecicle #charlie slimecicle #juanaflippa #qslime

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alienssstufff · 1 year

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q!dapduo parallels in how they handle grief so INTERESTING I LOVE IT (I hate it. I wish they were still alive).

We got q!Slime who while yes he did threaten the lives of others, ultimately and interestingly he never blamed anyone else except himself (and his wife). Slime destroys because he is upset at himself.

Then we got q!Quackity who even if he doesn’t physically lash out or go on a rampage like q!Slime did, he pins the blame on everyone else and to this day is plotting to kill the dude for revenge - Quackity destroys because he’s upset at the world (and even more himself too, but he has not comes to terms with that yet)

#stufff rambles #qsmp spoilers #qsmp #quackity #slimecicle #dapduo #and maybe it’s just bias but I don’t think we should be calling these arcs ‘villain arcs’#when these are just dads trying to deal with loss #and I feel reducing these arcs to just ‘villain arcs’ is oversimplifying the situation #/doesn’t completely portray their characters and what they’re going through #they are FAR from good people but they aren’t downright evil for feeling this way #sorry LOTS to unpack from Wilbur’s stream today x]#gawd I hope all of this makes sense ><

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masonjarart · 4 months

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Imagine your pepito happily off to go meet another dad after the other one went missing and you meet him and he starts insisting he is dead and he is not your dad and when you give him your adoption papers and tell him he is in fact alive he tells you to kill him that's crazyy this kid can not catch a break

#qsmp #qsmp spoilers #qsmp pepito #poor pepito at least he has bad and richas's dads #sorta #qsmp quackity

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navy-leader · 11 months

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Bwahhhh

#navy arts #dream smp #tommyinnit #tubbo #nihachu #quackity #wilbur soot #technoblade #babirusa techno <3 #tommy became more of a stoner of sorts #tubbo doesnt exactly look like a dad dad but thats what i was aiming for but not rlly #niki's just niki. just a bit more fucked up #tntduo suddenly evolved into lesbians idk how that happened #this too is yuri or smth

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agapemoon · 11 months

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i dont want people to forget that q!Roier was not only Bobby’s Apa, he was also Tilin’s Apa and he also took care of Juanaflippa when q!Mariana and q!Slime weren’t able to. q!Roier was always taking care of the kids and it breaks my heart that none of them are with him anymore and how almost no one remembers or knows that he was the main babysitter before, always ready to take care of them if anything happened

#qsmp #roier #quackity #slimecicle #mariana #i might cry lmao #this was even before people started trusting q!bbh with their kids way way before the brazilians and french arrived #im in shambles rn #roier was such a good dad i miss roier chilling w bobby and tilin #remember when juanaflipa died and slime went on a chaotic rampage ? all of the eggs were hidden in Roier and jaiden’s house …#im gnn cry djffnng #alessa’s posts

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biblicallyaccurateandrogynoussex · 2 months

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Sorry for quick dsmp posting but erm Slime and Quackity make out sloppy style. And also slime holds Quackity tenderly. And when slime didn't 100% know how marriage worked other than it meant you loved someone a lot and you gave them something shiny he found a shiny glass piece and gave it to Quackity and asked him to marry him. And Quackity sobbed and he would accept but he's not ready because even though he's moved on he still hurts so slime will patiently wait for when he's ready. And when slime comes back after their falling out, and when they reconnect and move around each other and improve from their past it's Quackity who proposes to slime this time. Promising to continue to be better for slime and for them, and slime accepts and while Quackity may not be able to use the wedding venue like he wanted to he wouldn't trade the small celebration he and slime had for the world.

#dsmp #slimecicle #quackity #quackcicle #sorry for quackcicle posting on main i saw a person go 'quackity is slimes dad' and felt red hot rage #ykno i should make a next gen quackcicle kid at some point. for fun

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charliecuntcicle · 2 months

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jaiden your lawyer skills will be missed during pepitos trial

#jaiden animations #q!jaiden #qsmp #jaiden your lawyer skills are needed rn #i would say i have faith in quackity because hes a lawyer irl and pepitos dad but i do not actually

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jessnotfoundd · 1 year

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Quackity and you are having a conversation on why your child is a little irritating to his sister.

-He got it from me I guess.-I blame myself a little.

-No, he got it from me, trust me, I was an extremely irritating child. -