I apologize for the long title @theneurodivergentdummy
And my god this made me gush and giggle. Lol enjoy!
(NSFW warning: dirty joke!)
Underfell bros with a smol half-moth monster S/o and meeting their huge buff father!
Red:
* God you are so ridiculously cute. So fluffy, so smol….
* You make him wonder how lucky he was to have someone as adorable as you as his S/o. When you first met, it was at Grillby’s and you were a server. The moment he saw you, he put his flirting game on. He melted seeing how you giggled at his puns and when you agreed to go on a date with him, he was over the moon.
* Seriously you have to pinch him awake so he knows it’s not a dream (he jokes about it all the time). And cuddling while messing with your floof is the BEST. Though he does get jealous with the lamp posts. (You caught him threatening it when you spent to much time staring at it. You just gave him a kiss making him blush realizing you heard all that).
* Now when it was around that time to meet your father? Mans needed a towel or bucket for the amount of sweat that was dripping down his skull. You told him that your old man was just a big softie with a big heart. That still didn’t calm him. This was a huge step in the relationship! Of course he’s nervous! But man he nervousness completely skyrocketed meeting the dad.
* NAH when you said ‘big.’ He didn’t realize you meant it LITERALLY. He was HUGE. Muscles and all. With comically small wings. His eye lights went out. He’s fucking DEAD if he messes up. How did such a smol cute moth girl like you come from THAT tank?!
* But he soon realized he’s worrying over nothing! The dad’s whole intimidating aura disappeared and he had the sweetest smile inviting them in. He showed him baby pictures, made them dinner and dessert (which was INCREDIBLE), and showed a magnificent garden! Now Red sees where you gotten your love of flowers. Even he was astonished by the vibrant colors of roses, daises, hell he couldn’t even name them all!
* He even learned where you got all those sweaters from too. Turns out her own father makes them by hand. He’s shocked by how kind the father is but feels much more comfortable over time!
Mini story time!!!
You went to the kitchen to gather a tray for tea and sweets. You were pretty nervous about today but you were so proud of your bone-friend. He was doing an amazing job and has even grown comfortable with your father. You began to walk back but stopped short upon hearing the two talk.
“What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?”
You paled upon hearing that. God Red please no….has he been telling your father dirty jokes?!
“Hm? What is the difference?” You heard your father ask.
“A guy will actually search for a golf ball,” Red answered. A moment of silence made you scared until you heard a sudden ROAR of laughter from both guys making you sigh.
“Boys will be boys,” You said giggling to yourself. You placed the tray down and joined them. Even cracking a few jokes yourself.
Boss:
* His first thoughts upon meeting you: must protecc-
* No seriously he is really protective of you. You just seem so soft and sweet….the thought of someone taking advantage of that or hurting you makes him worry. Though he does trust you. Smol or not, you know how to protect yourself too.
* When you first met, it was during a flower competition. You had won with flying colors as your brilliant bouquet was extraordinary. But of course someone got salty since you’re a half monster so it was ‘unfair’. That person was SUCH a dick that Boss was gonna throw dirt into their mouth. But MAN did you shock him when the person got a little too handsy….and YOU threw hands. That person was out in seconds and Boss was just lovestruck.
* Your mutual liking in flowers and his determination to court you made you agree to date him. He secretly loves to admire and help you tend to your wings. He feels good to help you and he finds your wings beautiful.
* Time to meet the parents! He studied everything he needs to know and asked you many questions. You could tell he was anxious but he just wants to make a good first impression.
* Ok…he didn’t expect this. Yes you said he was big….and Y’know Papyruses are very tall in general! That dad made him feel even smaller. The only thing small on this man was his damn wings. Boss was low key intimidated! But no….he won’t give up that easily!
* He helped cook and serve food, he cleaned the dishes, he complimented his gardening and sewing skills. But at the same time they both shared stories and advice to each other. Seriously they became great pals. You felt a bit left out as they even planned to meet up again another day. At least they get along….?
Mini story time!!!
“We Shall Meet At Saturday! That Is When The Knitting Club Gets Together,” Boss called out as you both were leaving.
“Hoho! Sounds like a brilliant idea! I’ll be sure to bring my A-game,” You dad called back, “Get home safe you too!” You both wave and head home.
You bone-friend was still excited, “Did You See That, My Dear?! Your Father Loves Me! I Knew All That Studying Would Pay Off!”
You laugh, “I’m happy that you two are getting along! But now….”
“Hm? What Is The Matter,” Boss asked.
“My two most favorite guys in the world were having so much fun they forgot about me,” You said wiping a fake tear. Boss kept apologizing multiple times while you had to explain you were just joking. You guys ended up getting ice cream together while laughing at what happened.
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