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this is so incredibly self indulgent but. hear me out
#severus snape#snape#pro snape#snape fanart#procreate#sketch#barista!snape#my new obsession. it just makes so much sense#i don’t think he’d be a manager. my guy is over responsibility#would roll up to his fifth closing shift of the week and pray there was someone on register so he didn’t have to talk for a few hours#‘what do you recommend?’ bluescreens with the most customer service inappropriate look on his face#ignores the work group chat like the plague but if you text him he will cover your shift every time without fail#actually owns ten of the same black turtleneck and two pairs of black jeans and will not wear anything else#may or may not be based on real events
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so its turning out that nothing on netflix will play for more than about 15 seconds without stuttering and crashing the entire app. really cool and awesome. apparently the solution to this is clearing the tv's cache but none of the directions online telling me how to do that are correct about the menus my tv has, even searching for the specific model. so frustrating
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kicking around lqr vs wwx nonsense, as one does:
lqr: with all due respect to your sainted father he had the second worst taste in lovers i've ever seen.
wwx: who has the worst?
lqr: MY NEPHEW
wwx: yeah, that's fair. hurtful, but fair
lqr: i didn't say i was talking about you!
#mdzs#lan qiren as a large male cat horrified that his human found ANOTHER kitten#suppose he hadn't time to raise it! suppose that!!!#one out of one group chat agrees: jgy is so customer service coded#that he can have little a crime against humanity#as a treat#but lqr has opinions he's not expressing about jiggy lmao
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working in a grocery store as a stocker/picker other non-customer service job and then getting pulled away from your actual ffucking job by a customer who can't find the whole entire chip aisle is like accidentally triggering a cutscene that you dont give a shit about amd Can't Fucking Skip and if you choose a dialogue option that's even a little bit mean it starts a combat that yojre not allowed to win. you get game over. no save files.Fired
#hello 25 year old who cannot find the Fucking Chips Aisle do you have EYEBALLS#i assume so. you're looking at me. walk thirty feet down the ffucking middle aisle please im trying to speedrun a pick walk#i don't have good customer service skills. i am a bad actor. i'm always willing to help but like i am nawt here to chat leaf me alone
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cafe collab art always depicts the characters as like happily and cutesiely working food service which is 1. propaganda and 2. usually wildly ooc. i think akechi would kill himself after like an hour of working the cashier
#well rough tierlist of how well p5 characters would cope with food service joker sweeps all makoto runs wendys like boot camp ann chats with#her coworkers for 10 min before taking your order no matter how many times you go ''ahem'' or ''excuse me'' haru gets fired bc she keeps#making suggestions to the manager for how they should run the restaurant ryuji takes 2 hour long breaks in the freezer/bathroom#futaba unfortunately dissolves 10 minutes in very sad um yusuke does not follow the recipes and innovates his own meals abd gets fired#sumire .....hm......i think she usually gets through it but if shes having an off day shes DEFINITELY spilling food all over a customer and/#or interrupting ryujis freezer break to have a crying session. idk tho ....#and morgana is a cat of course. 🫡#i do actually think akechi would be able to get through a few shifts before getting fired for being mean to customers#assuming he has a reason to not quit immediately but that goes for everyone#jude talks#persona lb
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I'm not sure where in the world this'll go but I just want to say
I weirdly enjoy being in a customer service job. This might be because I've rarely run into rude people (or, let's face it, I'm 90% sure at this point rude comments roll past my oblivious mind) or because I enjoy the people I work with
But I love the customer interactions. Like a parent sending their kid in to purchase a meal and have a small lesson in confidence. The man you recommend something to try on his food and now that's his go-to thing. The regulars that come in and know you by name
The stranger you meet in the drive through, who offers you some of her tea. And in return you give her a extra treat because you were warmed by such a thing
The kind folks who give you and your work-team food they made at home just for you all because you've helped them
It's just so heartwarming. Even the grumpy and angry customers. It's not my fault you've had a bad day, but I hope that maybe, just maybe
One well-made bit of food helps it to be a little brighter
#2lim3rz chats#this is absolute nonsense I know#but I just absolutely enjoy the little joys you can spread#it all starts with one little act#fast food#customer service
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Since you kids are in the area I was wondering if I could buy some Pokéballs from you? It's a particular ball I believe that could and still only can be gotten during strange events like this one! Let me know if you're still selling stuff.
@trainer-alyx
Oh, Yullo. Yep, we're still selling products over here. We're thinking on trying out that 'Pelipper Mail' service too, in case distance ever becomes an issue. You're more than welcome to look through our stock- we have enough of everything on there, I think. Except for Leaden Balls. ...Still not sure where to put those.
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the gift card my work company gave me has no money on it LMAO
#i called customer service and they said its a scam that happens quite often where ppl steal info from the card but dont buy it#i was on the call for so long cuz they were being weird and annoying but damn IT i just wanted to go shopping#pluto chats#u can laugh its funny
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I asked my doctor if she liked her job and she looked like she was about to cry and said “you know! you just have to consider the positives every day!” so I feel like that’s a no
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the party seriously underestimating the Dark Urge, pt. 1
#i might have a pt. 2 if astarion ever fuckin speaks to me again#he died ONE TIME and i revivified him immediately after and he's all of a sudden just 'i don't have time for chit chat!'#like BOI#it is only by the power and good-will of tempus you are still kickin!!!#gale's is my fave tho like ''oh you want to murder? we've all been there buddy; you work customer service?''#same energy#love him. love my dumb ass wizard husband.#vex plays bg3#this is my durge btw!!! her name is elegy and she's a tempus cleric#baldur's gate 3
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ugh. the fact that this keyboard in this colourway is ON the Swedish Logitech website but then not available in Swedish is a fucking travesty
Especially because THIS colour:
Is the ONLY one they have available in Swedish lmfao how boring...
There's matching mouses too and the grey one is once again so much more Boring than the purple one:
They have the keyboards in white and pink in Mac layout which somehow makes it even worse. I could do with a pink keyboard too!! It's a very cute colour! But I can NOT do with a Mac layout keyboard for my Windows computer that's just asking to suffer
Like. Okay fuck it collage
Does this OBJECTIVELY match better. Yeah. But also. Look how much more objectively FUN this is
#I got in the customer service chat on their website to ask if it was maybe just out of stock but no. theyre just not making it.#Really I'm mainly after the mouse because it's very flat which my hands like but I HAVE also been looking for a new Bluetooth keyboard#And OBVIOUSLY if there's one that matches the mouse I'm gonna want it?!?!?!??!#The laptop I'm getting is a kinda boring dark greyish blue (doesnt come in other colours) so I would love some fun accessories yk#z talks#not horse game#z's laptop ramblings#we are making that a tag. I post about this often enough. for yall to blacklist mostly if you wanna lmao#long post
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show of hands: who would read a MASH AU that takes place at a Staples
#this idea is so stupid but now i’m obsessed with it#potter is the gm#henry is manager of the computer department#klinger’s the best computer salesman and he’s beloved by customers. they always ask for him#radar is in charge of stock and inventory and doing rtv’s etc#margaret is head of the copy centre#charles also works in copy and gets mad at customers and refuses to take their orders more often than not#margaret keeps complaining to potter about him but he does incredibly graphic design work so they can’t let him go#frank is a terrible salesman but he can’t be fired bc he’s related to someone at head office#hawkeye is a cashier but is always leaving cash to help customers find things or show them how stuff works in the copy centre#he’s wandering the aisles chatting with people#trapper is in receiving and handles shipments and stuff. big muscles y’know#bj is in the computer department but he spends more of his time goofing off with hawkeye#kellye is at customer service and is every customer’s other favourite bc she knows EVERYTHING and is friendly & warm with everyone
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I am just so, so, so pissed right now.
Two days ago, when I opened Photoshop, it suddenly showed me an error message that the timeout for activating had run out, or whatever, because it was already installed on two computers.
Which makes fuck-no sense. I have actually installed this on... at least four computers, since they tended to die over the years. But never before has it shown me an error message. And there's no reason for it to do so now, since I installed it on this computer well over a year ago, so... why now.
And I can't even do anything about it, since Adobe fucking gatekeeps its support.
If you go to the Adobe website and want to talk to support, you only get the dystopian experience of talking to a chat bot that will tell you that you can only talk to a real human person if you have a subscription.
Bitch, I paid over 600 Euro for this fucking Master Collection, that should have been enough to let me talk to a real person. I should not need to additionally make any subscription, not even the "free trial", to get to talk to actual support.
And that's just the thing. I paid for this shit, I paid ridiculously much money to have these stupid-ass programs on my computer and for no reason whatsoever it's now giving me an error message but despite being a paying customer, I do not get customer service.
The most fucked up thing about it all is that... you can't seem to even buy licenses anymore? There seem to only be subscriptions and... if I only get to use this for a month and then have to pay again the following month, then I did not buy this. Nevermind how fucking overpriced these subscriptions are.
I just want to keep using the Photoshop, InDesign and Illustrator that I already paid for, what the actual, ever-loving fuck.
#Adobe#Adobe Illustrator#Adobe Photoshop#Photoshop#Adobe InDesign#Customer Service#no fr this is beyond dystopian#you are told by a chat bot#that you will ONLY get to talk to a real person#if you get a subscription. even though you ARE a paying customer#what the fuck what the fuck what the actual fuuuck#you shouldn't need that AT ALL because you might have#problems INSTALLING it already? and need support?#how are you gatekeeping Real People from your customers#I just want to go back to using my programs you ASSHAT of a business
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Everyone wish me luck I am ordering a package for the third time. Christ alive I hope I get it this time oTL
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@khalaesi || ANIMATRONIC STARTER CALL !
It's always a treat to interact with Mrs. Afton herself. It makes Phone Guy feel rather pompous proud of himself, like he's doing something particularly important for the company. After all, if Mrs. Afton tolerates likes him, he must be doing everything right!
"Hello, hello, hello!" he says when she walks in, a cheerful brrring! overlaying his words. He's as happy as ever for their bimonthly meeting, perhaps even more so than usual since he knows he has good news to share this time. The pizzaplex is thriving, customer complaints are down 15%, and fewer than a dozen people have asked him directly about what happened at the old locations! That's sure to put a pep in the boss lady's step!
"How are you today, Mrs. Afton?" His voice is warm, his posture relaxed. He's eager to get started on his report, but he doesn't want to rush her; she's almost certainly had a long day. Besides, the sooner they're done here, the sooner he has to leave and go back to work, and he'd much rather spend time here in her office than out on the pizzaplex floor fielding stupid questions.
Yeah-- the longer they can draw this out, the better.
#if it's not clear im imagining p.g has a little chat with her every 2 months to give her updates on how things r going on the#customer service front since he's supposed to be keeping logs of everything#hope that works ok!!#khalaesi#khalaesi 2#v; their mechanical family#rp#mutecall
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I ordered an ergonomic pillow for my mom from amazon and today the app said "ok we delivered your pillow!!" and the picture shows a 6 inch by 4 inch envelope propped up against the door (in the rain) and I get home hoping it was some kind of error but nope they gave me a phone case instead of a pillow. a phone case. and I am disproportionately mad about it!!
#i come home from a LONG day of work looking forward to open this surprise for my mom#a pillow which might allow the pressure sores on her ears to heal#and i get a phone case#which was just extra confusing bc i also got a phone case in the mail today from etsy so i was like??#did i accidentally order 2 of them? from different etsy shops?#did i order one for dads phone too and i just forgot??#but no its in the delivery pic from amazon and it has my moms address on it. it says its 3.3 pounds. ok#i went through the steps on amazon to report i got the wrong item#and i picked the option to 'return it for the exact same item you ordered' and hopefully?#that will get me my pillow??#they said theyll process it once they get the returned item so like#i would hope theyre not gonna be like 'ummm this is not a pillow lol. return denied!'#and i wanted to contact them to EXPLAIN this to them and make sure i was going about it the right way#but they dont have any fucking way to contact them!!#their customer service page is a fucking joke!#which shouldnt be surprising except that the last time i ordered the wrong item (MY fault that time)#(an hdmi cable with the wrong plugs for what i needed)#i WAS able to open a chat w a customer service rep and they were basically like#ohh ok np! we'll send you the product you meant to order. and no need to return the other one!#ugh#and now i need to take a trip to the nearest kohls to return it#idk call me old fashioned but i think when the company fucks up and sends you the wrong item they should offer like#literally ANYTHING to make up for the inconvenience. anything#or even like#have an agent available to chat with you to straighten things out??
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