ive never been so happy to see this guys paws omg

(Unrelated to any gender you assign to it, I fully mean style/presentation)

forever and pac are actually the most goated characters and ccs that ive ever had the pleasure of knowing. honestly.

they've been carrying most of the emotional weight on the server for the past few days, which is incredible considering the way they've chosen to go about it. pretending to be on cloud none for multiple hours at a time is utterly exhausting, even moreso with the fact that they were both scattering in sections of lucidity which means they couldn't just be happy for the whole time. it was a very delicate balance of being utterly insane and being trapped in their own "happiness," and it was a balance that they both pulled off rather flawlessly.

i think the choice to make the drug feel more like a suppressor of negative emotions and less like a stimulant of happy ones was an utterly brilliant one. it forced them to still have to be aware of the situation they are in (ie, their child is missing (among other things)) even while being all happy and wild and cheerful, and that just added to the deep unsettling feeling that came along with interacting with them. the fact that any small amount of pushing could make the facade crack was incredible; not only did that give us a plethora of awful, awful angst to have to deal with, it also gave other ccs a chance (if they so pleased) to pry out those fun interactions- 'fun' meaning 'awful and miserable and sad and heartwrenching,' of course.

and. of course. their performances tonight were incredible. you don't even have to say it. cellbit obviously was amazing too, and everyone else played their part well, but, i mean, come on. the two of them showed their terror and anger and fear in the most. just. impressive but also gut-punching way possible. forever deeply in denial of the reality he was being faced with, trying to fall back on the drug as time passed and it wore off more and more, finally snapping due to his panic and thinking that cellbit is cucurucho (which, OW, what the hell), shouting at him to leave his family alone and giving us a window into things that might have actually happened and/or the suppressed thoughts he's been having. pac being terribly, horribly, awfully quiet, sobbing in his prison in the background as forever and cellbit screamed at each other. him only getting more afraid when cellbit started shouting. the reason he started taking the drug in the first place was expertly crafted, honestly, and making him the one that developed the cure was just. a delicious character choice. absolutely perfect. PERFECT. he's so good at portraying emotion and so is forever and AUGHGH. today was perfect. today was so good. i love these guys so much.

Bad: im trying to think of more ive done - uhh i kidnapped an alien once- document falsification ive done that before, counterfeiting- organ trafficking! Oh my goodness, organ theft! Richas: Tio ever cyberbullied? Bad: Do i look like a monster? yes, yes, every day! Is it that if im being bullied? Have you seen my chicken recipe richas? Richas: yeah its pale. Bad: ok then add poisoning if you count it for that - look it isnt that much! [the tower is like over 30 blocks high] Richas: conspiracy? Bad: Yep did that, installed cameras in the fed buildings too add that, idk what youd call it but its a crime - burning down multiple villages - does that count as arson? Richas: extortion? Bad: yep tried that with the president, didnt work - destruction of private property? Did that Richas: identity theft? Bad: lemme check my hundreds of IDs, yep did that- espionage, did that - crimes against heaven and earth, did that, not really a crime but still Richas: involuntary manslaughter? Bad: yeah all kinda of manslaughter, 1 2 and 3, each one, uh... Richas: money laundering? Bad: yeah we already got that one - that might be it.. its not that much when you look at it [the tower is now over 50 blocks] Richas: obstruction of justice? Bad: already got that one richas Richas: shop lifting? Bad: yep did that Dono: assaulting cucurucho Bad: oop assault, prison escaping, pyramid schemes? yeah tried too- just chalk on another three the dono added a handful and i think we missed 3 Richas: enslavement? Bad: oh yeah done that, thats a good one put it down - Richas: hate crimes? Bad: probably not, i dont hate anyone richas Richas: THATS NOT WHAT ITS ABOUT TIO KKKK Bad: listen this is why i bribed that judge - idk all the rules Dono: [starts listing more crimes] Bad: oop yeah! Practicing law without a license - yeah put down like 3 more

I'm so interested in the idea of q!jaiden and q!forever being parallels, ive never considered that much before! Would you mind elaborating on why you think that?? Especially cause im a big jaiden fan but i don't watch forever much!!

Oh, sure!

The main thing you need to get between q! forever and q!jaiden parallels is q!forever's reason for mistrusting q!jaiden. Basically the whole heated thing the fandom does between them and brings up every once in a while. And q!forever's reason has always been that he knew that if he was in q!jaiden's place, he would have done worse. Had it been Richas the one who died, q!forever knew he would be doing anything to have Richas back, or to avenge him somehow. And we do see he was true to his word when he got extremely angry and wanted to blow up the island and everyone. Forever mistrusted Jaiden (will be dropping the q! because honestly tiresome to type it out everytime on the cellphone) because he was projecting, he wouldn't trust himself if he was in her place.

Also a small note but something that I see people bring out often- Forever is the most motherly father of Richas. Like literally you could make a list of all the scenes where he acted exactly like a Brazilian mom would act.

Then we get to the happy pills arc, where Forever, drugged to a illusional state, sees a rock as his own son. He builds a secret place at his home, where he hides richarlystone for his drugged mind happy delusional state, gets a bunch of pictures of richas' family and puts up on the wall. Isn't it somewhat similar to jaiden's house at bobby fields?

Now, I personally don't like comparing much drugged forever to jaiden because. hey he was fucking drugged and not in the control of his mind, but I can't deny there is somewhat of a parallel here.

It gets more clear when Jaiden herself ends up seeing the house, and at first she gets weirded out, then proceeds to say something along the lines of understanding it and everyone grieves on a different way (I can't remember exactly her words sorry, can't really check her vod rn too), THEN, she finds a secret waystone on the place that is named "forevers weird place". Now compare that to Forever following Jaiden and Cucurucho to bobby fields and putting up a waystone "Jaiden secret house", finding the place filled with Bobby pictures weird, then proceeding to say he would do worse if he was at her place. Aren't those two situations extremely familiar?

Now, the reason I put the parallels as an answer is because of something I've seeing some people point out on twitter, although I personally don't agree with it fully.

Forever is happy that he got put on drugs by Cucurucho because otherwise he would have blown up the island. Despite how horrible being forcibly drugged was, he is somewhat glad that it happened. (now this is the part where I don't fully agree with what people are pointing out) Immediately after he woke up, Cucurucho goes and check on him, ask how he's been doing, ask if he needs more of the drugs. Yesterday, Cucurucho asked him again how he's doing, about his health. Cucurucho is somewhat being nice towards him. This would be similar to Cucurucho approaching a grieving Jaiden and manipulating her. So I've seen some people who are expecting Forever to end up more fed friendly today, like what happened to Jaiden. I personally don't fully agree with this analysis of Forever accepting that due to the friendliness being showed, but oh well.

I'm sure there's probably a lot more I could point out that I'm missing or forgetting- maybe other fellow Jaiden and Forever enjoyers could add on to this post, but currently I'm typing this while working on a college work to write with two friends, so sorry if something crucial slipped out of my mind LMAO. hope this post was somewhat helpful!

QSMP RECAP : DAY 204 (10/12)

PAC stole the server logo from the lobby (passa tudo)

PAC showed fit the server logo (supporting each other’s rights and wrongs <3)

FIT got frustrated (/lh) with the egg pictures being missing from the ordo [editor’s note: cellbit’s renovating again, they’ll be back up soon.]

FIT and PAC decorated the spawn for halloween

cucurucho gave FIT and PAC a task: decorate 12 people’s houses for halloween! they accepted (and did 13).

MAXO rolled the dice! he lost.

MAXO rolled the dice! he won. (ticket #0017)

FIT caught maxo up on everything he’s missed

FIT and MAXO argued a bit about the eggs (being missing vs being dead, respectively)

MAXO admitted to fit that he thinks the federation messed with him

MAXO wanted to fix his machine, and osito bimbo and construction worker WB08 (later named maximiliano) showed up to help

MAXO had a party with osito bimbo, maximiliano, firusflais, and the iv stand (the machine was not fixed)

BBH and PAC had an interesting conversation (not much lore-wise, but important for both of their characters! also bbh fitpac truther real not fake)

BBH and BAGHERA talked with ron

BAGHERA agreed to meet with ron alone tomorrow

ROIER and CELLBIT talked about roier’s lack of sleep (eyeballing you roier cubito >.>) and the missing eggs. (cellbit seems to be hatching another plan.)

BBH showed cellbit and baghera the tape from forever

CELLBIT asked bbh about boo (he didn’t really answer)

[ooc] QUACKITY and TUBBO have an event saturday (10/14)!

[ooc] ETOILES mentioned there will be an event sunday (10/15)!

[ooc] happy ten years anniversary to the cellbit and bbh hunger games video!!

[ooc] ROIER mentioned he has lore planned, but it's still far-off

[ooc] CELLBIT, ROIER, BAGHERA, PAC, QUACKITY, and FOOLISH did a behind-the-scenes stream for ordem paranormal: quarentena!

this may become a sort of rant but i realised after reading your post about qcellbit that I kinda wish purgatory wasn't canon to the events of the qsmp ... like I thought purgatory would be The Event that brings everyone's individual lore together by forcing them to work together to save the eggs while also making them confront each characters association with the federation... which is why its called purgatory.

but the purgatory we got was lowkey minecraft punishment for 2 weeks. It was fun to watch! I just wish none of it was canon/had anything to do with the disappearance of the eggs

who are the eye workers? hows this relevant to everything we previously knew about the island? i wanna know if the eggs are real and alive outside the island but instead we got egg attacks with these eye fuckers which was happening with the codes anyway. sooo many unanswered questions and purgatory brought even more confusion

you are preaching to the choir nonnie lmao i don't want to be overly negative on here so ive tried to keep my complaining to a minimum but narratively i hated purgatory and yes it felt like two weeks of pure punishment. there were little to no rp opportunities, the lack of player agency was exhausting, and it felt like they were playtesting an event on server members rather than creating an event that would work for lore and be a fun event itself. two weeks was far too long, what does this have to do with the regular island, why did it have to interrupt so many people's lore, why the actual hell did cucurucho save the eggs and not the players (this one ill give some grace to bc so many people were on break and frankly i just needed the eggs back period. but it is one of the most disappointing story choices for me). i liked people getting to play together in new ways, but i wish it hadn't been so long and had been a non-canonical event in the first place. similar to the eggs going missing, i think the rp that has come out of it has been brilliant, but i think it did not need to happen this way.

for a while now it feels like players are no longer the main characters and in an attempt to make overarching lore make more sense and be more cohesive, there's been too much focus on federation npcs and the eye and cucurevil-- there's too many parties at play, and none of them should be the actual focus of the story. this is livestreamed roleplay. the server members should be the main characters. it is less entertaining and less meaningful narratively otherwise. i wish players had more agency again and there were more small, character focused bits of lore going on that weren't so focused on making sure everything is interconnected. i DO have faith that this could be the case again, i there's just been a rough patch for a bit that hopefully gets better.

also listen i do not call myself a cellbit main for a reason i watch a lot of different people and i think that's a better way to go at this type of medium. however, i think im allowed to acknowledge that for my preferred POV, which is cellbit, this has been torture. ive been avoiding talking about it because it felt like idk selfish or whatever or like I'm whining on his behalf which i don't need to do, but i think it's fair to be upset by how much this has fucked his lore because as a viewer it's been disappointing as hell (and not just for him but for other RP & investigation focused people). they helped him plan out the whole murder spree arc that was going somewhere before purgatory and then interrupted it entirely, they took away his best friend who he, atp, spends most of his time either building or investigating with and doesn't really want to play without, they did not provide any clues for finding the eggs nor any kind of investigation (until the minimes which. i don't need to tell you how that went but i can assure you it was the most negative cellbit has ever been about the server and he was still very polite about it).

i know he talked about the server moving from investigation centered storytelling to more pvp/conflict-centered storytelling, but, frankly, i don't think that's working out, especially not for him. and considering the break he's been on in part due to fatigue from purgatory i think this whole period of time has just not worked for what he wants to do with his character. i have faith he'll make it work, and i think the admin team is really good at addressing players' needs (especially cellbit who will just tell them all the stuff he wants), so i have faith in them as well. it's just frustrating considering how much it has sucked to be a qcellbit viewer for the last. idk two months if im being generous four if im not. it's hard bc im not a person who deals in idealism so i don't want to be like "i wish it all had never happened from this exact point" and i do like some of things that have come from rp post-eggs disappearing and even during and post-purgatory. so idk where im going with this anymore anyway i think there are ways to go about fixing this and making the narrative less clunky and focused on players again and allow for individual lore again, i just wish that that had remained the case continuously. sorry for the rant ill try to tag this appropriately

what do you think qroier is doing.. like he's just a rat and he's been like this for months now

what is he doing to pass the time? do you think he's tried find a way to turn himself back? where the fuck is he currently? is he on quesadilla island? is he at new or old spawn? is he lost out of his mind in some unknown place? is anyone keeping track of his location??

i miss qroier sooooooo bad pls come home im losing my fucking mind

well theres a lot of possibilities. ive reached the point where i believe rat roier was qroier hallucinating on drugs visualizing himself as a rat kinda on a metaphorical level of how he felt and was treated so i dont think he’s actually a rat

BUT HE COULD BE IDFK

either way he might still be unconscious. i imagine hes in a comatose state as the procedure was extremely dangerous and he was THE FIRST ONE to have that tested on him and we know it could be fatal so i wouldnt be surprised if he hasn’t exactly woken up. i doubt theyre taking any measures to take care of him while he’s comatose as well.

if he has woken up i imagine he’s heavily drugged on whatever the federation used to kidnap him. maybe back in the dungeon being starved for days with the occasional food once a week. i imagine any type of company is scarce. hes probably kept in the dark somewhere where he cant tell if its night or day and he cant see whoever brings him his food. cucurucho checks up on him rarely and its just to observe and perhaps even taunt him. remind him that hes never going to be found and all those he loves wont come to save him. they probably manhandled him and knocked him down again to drag him to the new spawn area. i doubt theyd give him the mercy of being abandoned and left to die. theyd rather watch him decay.

i think he’d be lucky if he’s unconscious still.

Theories I got on Q!Philzas current story/situation

1. He's still in that Birdhouse

A lot of people are worried saying "Oh he's gonna die from starvation or something" Well he first of all brought a little snack but also a STACK OF GOLDEN APPLES. Apples, especially 64 can last a very long time but given those are basically magical apples, given its been a week he's fine so far, but also if he runs out and has to get desprate, theres a shit ton of birds in there. If he really REALLY has to, theres those birds to eat in there as well (yea its messed up but survival in desprate situation can lead people do to messed up shit ) Hell he could even eat the paper of those books or whatever. Mentally will he be fine? He's already not so hell no, but he'll be fine food wise. Sanity is gonna be horrible of course. Besides people have been gone far longer than he currently has been , its only been a week so who knows how long he'll be gone for in the QSMP ;)

2. He went the route the eggs went that Forever said , Which is...

He escaped but ran away but at the same time is still looking for the eggs in his own way

So in the recent BBH stream, BBH did in fact use a codebreaker on Phil's chest, it revealed HIS BACKPACK WAS MISSING FROM THE LOCKED CHEST. Meaning

A. Federation took it and is going to use it for an Event or just has it for shits and giggles

B. PHIL ESCAPED , WENT BACK AND GRABBED IT BUT RAN OFF

Though you'd think he would leave a message, however at the same time given the federation does in fact has access to his base, they would know as well that he is gone from the birdhouse and would look for him. Meaning he could have secretly escaped , went back to his wall base, grabbed his bag and ran off because he realizes that Cucurucho is what the eggs more than likely ran from if they had ran and he is going far away looking for them . Besides, if I remember correctly , though I had not watched a lot of DSMP except for a few clips and summarys on what the lore was after it was almost over just to understand what it all was ( funny enough I really got invested the only time on DSMP of the Slimecicle and Quackity story ... and now look at whos smp Im really invested in lmao ) , Philza did Isolate himself far away from others in that server as well other than from technoblade.

3. He was moved from that Birdhouse and is being given the Baghara treatment (oh good lord anything but dadza :C )

For people unaware of what I am talking about , to put it shortly,

The federation themselves after breaking him down more mentally took him out of that birdhouse, put him into another place, and are currently experimenting on him and fucking him up even more .

Anyway these are all just theories I have on what could happen though these are just what I think, however other than the very first one I'm pretty sure these are all wrong.

Either way Im pretty excited to see what Phil and the qsmp has for us in store for the lore ( remembering his little "just you wait mate ;3 " when he was looking for sniffer eggs the other day responding to someones dono calling him the angst queen lmfao wHAT DO YOU HAVE PLANNED IM EXCITED ) Ive already loved the lore not just from Phil but from everyone on the server .

What do y'all think or what are some theorys y'all got?

ok my own personal list of songs i relate to cubitos because i dont feel like making individual playlists but also i must share them to the world

under read more ^_^/

nothing's new by rio romeo for roier cubito but specifically after he found out qcellbit killed abueloier

its been so long by the living tombstone for qjaiden about ..bobyb.y.... my boy......

serenata existencialista by o grilo for qspiderbit but mainly when qcell first started infiltrating the federation

huesped en casa propia by PXNDX for qmissa after he returned to qphils house w chayanne and tallulah asleep

el cristal by mon laferte for qmariana about flippa i honestly think it fits real well

goodnight dad i love you by wishing for qroier when he was in the pool for a week

chicken noodle by SMALL CRUSH for the atardecer family in their peak (i miss them so much)

lo que construimos by natalia lafourcade for all the parents w dead eggs in general

familiar face by lutalo for the island weirdness in general. Trust me on this one ive even imagined a pmvfor it. trust.

two birds by regina spektor for bobby and richas

i could have sworn you were dead by dandelion hands for qquackity and tilin

she's playing piano by toby fox for qbaghera . I can see the fucking visio nn

valentine's day by vivivivivi for 4halo. Ok this one doesnt even make sense but it DOES to me. in my own way. to be fair thats also because im not really into them but

every day by bo en for qforever when he was under the cucurucho pills Like mainly the first stream when he started taking them

PIX IM NOT WATCHING PLEASE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON WITH CELLBIT?? If you can 👉👈

okay so from WHAT I SAW cus i didnt rlly watch cellbit at the start of his stream but

he was at the hospital RETURN OF IV DRIP CHARACTER🔥🔥🔥 uhh im assuming he talks with cucurucho and whatever. then jump cut to cellbit hes chatting with cucurucho by the wall. and theres like full white admin players breaking the wall? and cellbit asks what theyre doing and cucurucho says something for the residents of the island. so whatever they talk and cellbit is still tryna gain cucuruchos trust so cucurucho says the way to do that is for cellbit to gather information for him and HANDS CELLBIT A BOOK WITH ALL THE DAY ONE SURVEY QUESTIONS ASKED TO THE ORIGINALS PLAYERS like for instance what their occupation was etc etc. AND ALSO A LIST OF NAME OF PEOPLE TO GET THIS INFO FROM. mainly it was all the french players i believe. so as of right now cellbit has been talking with etoiles and antoine to get this info from them. HOWEVER everybody else on the smp has been updated on whats been going on with cellbit and everyones very sus of him and knows not to tell him Everything so for instance etoiles when asked his occupation just kept making shit up LMAO. so its a very interesting layered improv right now.

also richarlyson is missing cus q took him and cellbit didnt seem to be very phased by it. he is prioritizing getting the info for cucurucho and not actively searching for richarlyson like forever was

holaaaa apenas llegue a casa 4, 7, 32???

(holiiwiiss!!!!!)

4. your own headcanon

OK. i think. i think qroier's lag spikes are caused by him not treating his betrayal wound well (considering he had it like. completely out for a week for funsies) and him doubling over in pain or whatevrs. It got worse when the bobby dungeon happened and the trip to it again and he didnt treat those and Those Wounds probably got infected in the pool for a week...... the federation had to intervene at one point

ALSO q²s bow (tilin's) was very worn out . with like sewn pieces and all that . after elq's interview w maxo elq appears w a neat, clean red bow . Yeah

7. thoughts on cucurucho & the federation?

honestly i fucking love them. who else would give me the horrors like them . cucuruchos just a silly little guy and i support it! i miss the iv drip . i think we should get to see the host for funsies

32. name a song that reminds you of a character or pairing/group

OK WELL . i kinda suck at remembering songs YET...... YET. ...

chicken noodle by small crush for qroier and qjaiden but in a very specific way in my mind

ALSO familiar face by lutalo but for like. the qsmp in general ^_^!!!