Crane: What time is it?
Higgins: I don’t know, pass me that recorder and we’ll find out
Higgins: *BLASTS the recorder*
Lucille: WHO IN GOD’S NAME IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Higgins: It’s 2 am
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Phyllis: call up the housing council and ask them about moving our new patient up the waiting list.
Sister Frances: they get mad when I drop your name...
Phyllis: then drop it twice.
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Wrecker: It cost 0 credits to be nice.
Crosshair: it's too expensive, fuck you.
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i swear to GOD if we don't get a queer valerie dyer before jen leaves
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Charlie: “We are all God's creatures.”
Vaggie: “It's just that some are easier to love than others.”
Charlie: “It is the others that need us most.”
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Timothy, with large box in hands: what would you say if I came home one day with 4 puppies?
Shelagh:
Shelagh: What’s in the box?
Timothy:
Shelagh: Timothy What’s in the box?
Timothy: I think you know.
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Angela: *an 8 year old Angela covered in mud and soaked to the skin tries to sneak herself and a just as dirty stray into the house.*
Shelagh: *Before turning around.* Angela Juilene Turner! What have you got yourself into now? *Sees dog* What is that mangy animal doing in the house?
Angela: I’d thought I’d keep him and give him a home.
Shelagh: Why on earth would you think that would be ok?
Angela: He saved me from the squirrels.
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Patrick: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
Fred: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Patrick: ...
Patrick : You mean ring bearER, right?
Fred: ...
Patrick: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
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y’know... I would kill for a sister monica joan prequel spin-off... we’d get young sisters evangalina, julienne, and her... maybe even the occasional mother (sister) mildred cameo?
Bonus: Valerie’s birth is a storyline at some point
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Trixie (about Tom): He’s coming over here!
Barbara, definitely not blushing: why on earth would he be doing that?
Patsy: maybe because Trixie’s waving at him...
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aaaaand we’re back with a brand new season of “PLEASE let Val and Lucille get together!”
I didn’t see Cyril = he doesn’t exist
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Timothy: So mum there's this girl at school.
Shelagh: A girl at school? And, is this someone I should know about?
Timothy: Right. Well I think she has asthma. She can't always catch her breath and it's hard for her to breath. She hasn't seen a doctor for it. But I'm sure that's what she has. I told her so.
Shelagh: Timothy you must stop diagnosing your classmates.
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Nurse Crane: What is that you are drinking?
Sister Julienne: Coffee. I had felt I needed something stronger than tea today. Would you like some?
Nurse Crane: *Wrinkles nose, squints eyes and face.* Come now sister, I don’t think we need to go to extremes and call in the Americans quite yet. I’ll put a kettle on.
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