he is so me

Thank you to @ofmd-ann for capturing the inside of my brain and my last ounce of sanity after these daily BTS:

screenshots of despair, cryptid factor edition

God I laughed so hard at this episode

"Well, paint my legs light green and place me in a bamboo patch full of hungry pandas. We’re back!"

-Rhys Darby, The Cryptid Factor, Episode #54

i don't usually simp for Rhys this hard but im less than 5 mins into this ep of cryptid factor and just LOOK at him

Dan Schrieber will say the most insane shit with his full chest and it lodges in my brain like:

1. He joked his laminated list with his wife includes Murray Bartlett and the Yeti

2. He had a ghost experience with his cousins will in a Tibetan hotel room as a child

3. His wife complained to her acupuncturist about trying to concieve their third child and the acupuncturist was so convinced it was Dan's fault the acupuncturist scheduled an appointment for him to get his sperm count checked. THE ACUPUNCTURIST. And God knows why he actually went and when he reached out for the results they had sent the results to the ACUPUNCTURIST and she OPENED the RESULTS. Then told his wife in all her years she'd never seen such strong results.

4. I think his wife or their neighbor hid a copy of Allister Crowley's book in the garden shed and it disappeared and they still don't know what happened to it.

I SHOULDN'T KNOW THESE THINGS but he so cheerfully offers up the most unhinged stories.

The most beautiful creature is Rhys Darby on the Cryptid Factor.

"[Rhys Darby] should be considered a musical instrument."

-leon "buttons" kirkbeck; "cryptid factor" episode #47: the qualm issue

Apparently we’re in bigfoot country. Rhys would be proud of my new hat.

Rhys unknowingly gave a bunch of us nonbinary Cryptid Factor patrons gender euphoria in the episode 73 preamble, so I had to stitch it because it made me happy! Genderqueer icon Pabu-chan likes it too 🥰

"Well, Blu-tack 23 chopsticks onto my back and hide me in the veggie garden.  Nana’s in for another surprise, because we are back!"

-Rhys Darby, The Cryptid Factor, Episode #59

Omg….this is happening

If any of my fellow OFMD / Rhys Darby fanatics are going to this show, give me a shout. Love to meet my fellow crew members and Rhysbians.

if I get to meet him I WILL be totally cringe and make a drooling idiot fangirl MORON IDIOT out of myself. It’s my nature. I will no doubt say something really embarrassing that I will regret for the rest of my life.

at least I’m consistent.

I will never get over Rhys doing the creaky door noise. New Cryptid Factor video!