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#Omg#OFMD#our flag means death#rhys darby#2 degrees#I’m stunned#character actor#character actors#stede bonnet#Youtube
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good grief! What treasure have you all unearthed!
I was looking for a gif for something else and I came across this one. Does anyone have any idea what this is from? It looks fantasy themed and Rhys in it, so hell yeah, I want to see it!
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these posts are pirate treasure! 🏴☠️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
04/27/2024 Daily OFMD Recap
TLDR; Vico Ortiz; David Jenkins; Taika Waititi; Guz Khan; "Rhys Darby"; Fan Spotlight; Big Gay Energy Podcast; Cast Cards; OFMD Colouring Pages; Lesbian visibility week, mini love notes; Daily Darby/Today's Taika
= Vico Ortiz =
Interested in a voice over workshop with Vico? They've got one coming up May 18th and you can purchase tickets here.
= Guz Khan =
More pics of Guz at his comedy special-- this time from New York! Sad to see him go but his tour in LA/NY is finally over. I've heard so many fans that went and had a great time! Hope you all had fun! It sounded awesome!
== David Jenkins ==
Some lovely photo's out with Chaos dad, Kinga, and family today.
Img Src: Kinga's IG
= Taika Waititi =
Recently Taika took a break from filmmaking/Rita's new hair line promotion for a trip to Bridge Climb in Sydney!
Img Src: BridgeClimb IG
= Rhys Darby =
Okay so this isn't actually a Rhys Darby sighting... well it kind of is. Sam Neill (one of Rhys and Taika's previous co-workers from Hunt For the Wilder People) named his big orange mama cow after our beloved Captain! She just had a new baby! So today's Rhys sighting is quite Moooooving.
Img Src: Sam Neil's IG
== Fan Spotlight ==
= Big Gay Energy Podcast =
New Episode of Big Gay Energy Podcast! They're doing a rewatch of OFMD episodes 1-3! Check them out below!
Where to Watch
Where to Listen
= Cast Cards =
Next Spotlight is Arthur Redcloud, one of the Mabo Warriors! Thanks @melvisik for making sure he was included!
= OFMD Colouring Pages =
Today's colouring page by the amazing @patchworkpiratebear is a little more nsfw! Love it!
== Lesbian Visibility Week ==
As Lesbian visibility week comes to a close, just a reminder lovelies that you are visible all year round and we love you <3
Img Src: SophieKathleenn IG
== Love Notes ==
Hey lovelies, my son has (adorably) sabotaged the recap last night and this morning, he is absolutely not allowing me to be on the computer. So I've put together what I can-- so today I'll be sending some other folks love notes again, sorry about that!
Img srcs: A Dose of Reminders IG, Greatness IG
= Daily Darby / Today's Taika =
Today's theme is costumes <3
Gifs courtesy of @fandomsmeantheworldtome and @sevdrag
#daily ofmd recap#daily ofmd recaps#ofmd daily recap#ofmd daily recaps#ofmd#our flag means death#rhys darby#taika waititi#sam o neill#vico ortiz#guz khan#david jenkins#chaos dad#Thank you so much
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omg, what is this?!?
a a thousand MORE AU fics were born.
Oh no. They're both hot...
Oh no.
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just finished a full rewatch of OFMD season one, which i'd not done for a while, and am now deep in the shrimp emotions. Why is this show so good.
specifically i'm thinking about the beginning of 1x07 when Ed says he's thinking about leaving. On to the next adventure, etc. He says it so casually, like it's no thing at all, and it makes me wonder how that scenario might have played out.
There was a meta i read shortly after the season aired (sorry, can't remember who wrote it) which said basically the plan to leave is Ed's way of protecting himself. By that point Ed knows he's falling for Stede, they've had their almost-kiss in the moonlight, their tender bathtub moment. Ed knows, even if it's only subconsciously, that if he stays he'll just fall deeper and harder and that will leave him vulnerable in a way he's not quite ready for.
so i wonder what would've happened if he had left then. Not with Calico Jack in all the heat of fraught emotions but on his own terms before his feelings for Stede grew beyond his ability to control them. i wonder how he'd have coped with losing Stede then.
because at that point, he's got no real reason to think his feelings are reciprocated. Stede clearly likes him, says flat out that he's Ed's friend, but nothing he's said or done would lead Ed to believe it's anything more than that. And Ed, as we know, is convinced he's unlovable so of course in his mind Stede could never love him.
which means that if he'd left then he wouldn't actually have lost anything. Stede and the Revenge could be kept as a lovely memory of a brief good time in his life. He might pine a bit, maybe give himself the luxury now and then to think about what if, but i don't believe it would ever reach the point of painting cake toppers or even crying in a dressing gown. i think, honestly, that had he left then Ed would've been okay, or at least not significantly worse than he was before. Still bored, still wanting to get out of piracy, still feeling sad and lonely and unloved but at least he'd have the memory of his friend.
what eventually renders that scenario impossible--what makes him leaving on his own plausible while he could never truly have left with Calico Jack ("never left")--is that by the end of episode 7 Ed has started to have hope. He's started to think that maybe his feelings aren't one-sided. Maybe he can actually have Stede. Maybe he can actually be happy.
i've often thought (as ofc have others) that it wasn't the loss of Stede as such that brought on the kraken era. If OFMD had ended with a successful talent show and Ed and the crew deciding to be a sailing theatre troupe instead of pirates, even without Stede, Ed would've been okay. Broken hearts mend. What tipped Ed over the edge was the loss of his hope, and the better life he thought he'd found a way to have.
not quite sure where i'm going with this if i'm going anywhere, just... it's an interesting contrast and imo a quiet turning point that neatly underlines just how important this is happening really was.
#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd analysis#ofmd meta#gentlebeard#ed teach#blackbeard x stede#stede bonnet
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Hopefully how we find them a few years down the line 💖
#ofmd#ofmd fanart#not my art#gentlebeard fanart#gentlebeard#gentleman pirate#love or#I just want them to be happy
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Mermaid Stede >>
#OFMD#our flag means death#ofmd stede#Mermaid Stede#stede bonnet#gentlebeard#gentlebeard fanart#not my art#ofmd ed#Ed teach#the gravy basket
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these are fantastic and so hot! Don’t run to Costa Rica Rhys! They have internet there too!
Posted my Bottom Stede Week art on AO3!
https://archiveofourown.org/series/4114303
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this bit reminds me of the Cryptid factor too. Rhys’ desire to believe in UFOs, mothman, Bigfoot, etc. He’s not really acting here. He has a sense of wonder in real life too.
Oh, wow, imagine that.
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I’m reading Rhys’s Buttons McGinty books. I love Rhys, but I thought these books wouldn’t be of interest to me. Boy was I wrong in that assumption! It’s WONDERFUL! Read em all! I finally scored books 2 and 3 when they became available again on amazon.
also…get a Morse code guide.
#rhys darby#Buttons McGinty#Rhys montague Darby#these books are so good#I love him; he’s nuts#❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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so true! Greatest show!
Yeah so Our Flag Means Death is one of the best things I've watched in years. I finished it earlier in the week and I'm still fucking obsessed. It's just. I'm not sure how they manage to make it so vulnerable and meaningful and diverse without labouring it, without it being an afterthought or a "quota" (as the boomers say!) but everyone should be taking lessons in how to do it. It's so refreshing to see and so fucking good. Everything should be like this. The whole cast were brilliant (as I'm sure were the crew but obvs don't get to see all the great work they do!) and it was funny and touching and I'm obsessed with Ed and Stede and will be forever. Thank you goodnight.
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PE = torture. And I didn’t get into physical fitness at all until later in life. But it gave me a revulsion for exercise that I had to overcome. I will always LOATHE sports!
so, good job PE! You suck!
I always forget this wasn’t a thing everywhere but my high school had a fun and innovative way to torment us in PE. They got heart rate monitors. It was this awful strap that went under the bra line and paired to a watch. The first day was great cause we got to set our resting heart rate. We did this by laying in a dark room and napping.
But then once a week we’d have to strap on these monitors and go running. The monitors were old tech and didn’t always pick up your heartbeat, so you’d have to use cold water between it and your skin to get a better connection, gods know why. Warm water never worked. After the day our watches would be collected and our efforts recorded.
The idea was that if your heart beat too fast you were supposed to stop, and if it was too slow you’d speed up. In practice this was ridiculous, staying in the green zone all class was ridiculously difficult.
Even people like me who were stubbornly resistant to running the mile couldn’t stand the horrific constant beeping and made attempts to placate the reviled machine. It was always fairly miserable. I had PE first thing in the chilly morning, dashing cold water on my skin before running around half awake was the low point of my week.
But for some unknown reason, the teacher insisted that no play could happen on these days. We were given the freedom to run all over campus but woe betide us if we tried to make a game that actually made this enjoyable.
We’d initiate games of tag only to get yelled at for not just… running. Any kind of play was forbidden. On one memorable occasion someone got a kickball and we started an impromptu soccer game with it.
If someone’s heart rate got too high they’d drop to their knees to wait out the shrieking of their watch so an extra element was added to the game of trying to win without going too hard. I remember being absolutely delighted, the thrill of that game still lives in my heart, hoping I could score a goal before my heartbeat betrayed me to the hated watch.
When the PE teacher found us we were soundly scolded and the ball was confiscated. Our happiness burst like a soap bubble and we turned our back to the enchantment of the green field and resumed slogging along in a grey haze as expected.
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Stede immediately saying that he likes the length of Ed’s beard, after one of their last conversations being about how Ed can’t be Blackbeard without a black beard…
Poor baby has internalized everything. He’s repeated everything he said wrong in his head for months. He’s rehearsed everything he wanted to say to Ed, to assure him of his love.
It’s such a great reminder that Stede never declared his love. He never gave Ed assurance of his feelings, and then he ran off and seemed to confirm that what he didn’t feel the same. And Stede’s so determined that Ed is gonna know how much he loves him.
#dumbasses in love#ofmd#our flag means death#stede bonnet#edward teach#dumbasses (affectionate)#I adore them
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dayem! That’s hot 🥵
Clear? Crystal.
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