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No because I never asked for cash name origin story and I would like to go back to 2.5 seconds ago when I didn’t know that
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best friends!ted and schlatt are the first people you go to after your boyfriend has the nerve to call you a slut and other mean because of a dress you wore to a night clubbing with him but then ALSO having the nerve to send pictures of him with other girls all over him as 'revenge'
so when you stop answering your phone, he's trying to call you over and over again, but finally, one of his calls gets answered but it's not by you: it's ted.
"yesssss?" he answers with the smuggest, sing-song voice, clearly amused at the audacity of your boyfriend calling you after that stunt.
"dude, where's my girl at?"
"your girl," ted laughs. "you're not that smart. you don't realize you just lost any right to call her that after today."
"what? dude, give my girlfriend the phone!"
"mm, okay, i'll put it on speaker for you," ted hums, pressing the button. instantly, the sound of you whimpering and mewling schlatt's name hits your boyfriend's ears. "that's it, such a good girl, my pretty girl," schlatt praises, a little lovesick smile on his face as he thumbs your clit.
"sorry she's not responding. she's busy gettin' some well-deserved comfort right now," ted says, eyes lidded as he watches the way schlatt's fingers worked at you. his mouth is pressing kisses all over your neck as you sit in his lap, your legs over his thighs.
"who's a good girl? say it, say you're our good girl, say you're our pretty baby," schlatt coos into your ear, wanting you to respond. he knows you were hurt by the names and things your now ex said, so he wanted that motherfucker to hear how pretty you sound when getting praised like you deserved.
"'s me, 's me, jay, i'm your good girl," you manage between moans, grinding against his hand. "please, please lemme cum, please?"
"ohh, when you sound so good like that, I'll do anything you fucking ask for, princess," schlatt groans before picking up his pace, the room filling with the wet noises coming from between your legs.
as your moans got louder, ted just chuckles into the phone. "mm, you don't need to hear any more of that. thanks for fuckin' up, though, pal! we finally upgraded from best friends with our pretty girl. and don't worry, we'll be better boyfriends than you ever fucking could be. bye-bye!"
yeah...i like them a lot 🖤
i am gobsmacked… going to go and touch grass.
#screaming without the s#crying throwing up#i need them both at the same time#i hear paris is lovely this time of year#jschlatt x reader#schlatt x reader#jschlatt smut#schlatt smut#asks#void
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If things were different... If we were home, I'd have taken time to do things properly, to say it all better... but time is short.
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#gamingedit#bg3edit#usercynti#userwolfkissed#miyku#userbamf#usershadowofheart#userfarllee#aartyom#mistress-light#necroticpetals#bg3 spoilers#*#CRYING THROWING UP
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The Tragic Siblings [1/3]
middle child canon event 😔🤘
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#art#digital ilustration#fanart#mdzs#danmei#wwx#mdzs wei wuxian#wei wuxian#yiling laozu#yiling patriarch#yunmeng jiang#wei ying#wangxian#crying throwing up#mo dao zu shi#grandmaster of demonic cultivation
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doms who record you during sex without permission. you're their property and if they want you to be their personal pornstar, then that's what they'll make you and they don't need to ask. they'll just send you the video to let you know that if you ever try to leave, they can ruin your life and since no one will want a whore like you, you'll have to come crawling back begging for forgiveness
#blah blah this is a crime#blah blah dont actually do this#now that that's out of the way#omg omg omg#dry heaving#crying throwing up#sliding down the wall#i want it#being recorded without knowing is so hot on its own#but getting blackmailed with it#thats 10 times better#mine
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TEEN WOLF: The Movie (2022)
#SCREAMING#crying throwing up#scott mccall#chris argent#allison argent#teen wolf#teen wolf: the movie#teenwolfgif#teenwolfedit#twolfedit#allisonedit#scottedit#teenwolfplus#scottdaily#teenwolfgifs#mine*#gifs*
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╰﹒ 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐎𝐀 𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 !
PAIRING: Captain 'John' Price X Reader
OVERVIEW: John craves warmth and safety, which he finds whenever he comes to you, the person he loves <3 Based on this request .
C/W: Entirely fluff w/ comfort + kissies and huggies <//3
W/C: 980 bubs
"Been raining hard lately, hm?"
The sweet aroma of the hot chocolate filled the air, making the cold humid night more bearable. The pat-pat pouring rain outside your home was nothing but a cozy background noise. As you handed John the hot cocoa, you heard him take in a deep breath, filling his lungs with its rich scent. You smiled, feeling comforted by the small gesture of love you had just done for him.
"It certainly has," he replied, taking a sip of the piping hot liquid and sighing as the warm liquid seeped into his body. "Thanks, sweetheart."
"Anything for you," you whispered to him. As you sat down beside him and leaned your head against his shoulder, a pair of lips brushed against the top of your head in a gentle kiss. You shyly smiled and stole a glance at him, only to shy away again when you saw him gazing at you.
"You're staring..." you stammered. clearly embarrassed, you opted to bury your head deeper into the sweater you were wearing. But before you could do so, he gently took hold of your chin and turned it toward him. With his thumbs, he caressed your cheeks softly, his eyes locked on yours as he spoke in a soft, loving voice.
"You're glowing, my love," he smiled at your blossoming cheeks as he gave a peck to your nose. "How could I not?"
The touch of his fingers on your chin and cheeks was like a feather's caress against your skin. The warmth of his words and the intimacy of the moment left you feeling both flustered and comforted. The love he had for you was evident in the tenderness of his touch, and you couldn't help but melt in his arms.
"I'm just glad to see you're safe," you said, nuzzling closer to him, feeling the heat rising between the two of you. "Smiling and cozy at most, John. You deserve this, that you deserve a hot cocoa, aye?"
He chuckled softly in response and pulled you closer. You couldn't help but to giggle when he rubbed your noses affectionately together.
"John!" You playfully whined at him, giggles and chuckles falling out of your lips that made him even soft for you. You wrapped your arms around him to stable yourself, feeling as if you were going to melt into a puddle. Really, you were just yearning more of his warmth touch.
John leaned closer and left soft, tender kisses on the edge of your lips. His gaze was filled with love and affection, his cheeks flushed with excitement. He finally kissed your lips, slowly and softly like cotton, taking his time and enjoying every moment. Your lips were soft and supple under his, and you felt the butterflies in your stomach fluttering with joy.
You felt the softness of his beard on your face, tickling your chin. You could feel John's gentle touch on your face, his lips tasting sweet on yours. You reached out your arms and pulled him close to you, wanting to feel his warmth.
Your breathing was slow and steady, as John held your lips in his, enjoying every moment of this tender and passionate moment. With both of your eyes closed, he leaned his forehead to yours, his warm breath brushing your blossoming cheeks.
"What I don't deserve, my love, is you." he muttered under his breath, carressing your cheeks. "I don't know what I did to deserve such an angel like you."
"Oh, John..." you uttered, your voice filled with affection and tenderness as you slowly opened your eyes. Your gaze met his, and you cradled his head in your chest. You felt your heart swell with love and joy as you embraced him.
"You didn't do anything, my sweet," you replied softly as you ran your hands through his hair with tenderness and affection. "I chose you because I love you for who you are, not for what you've done. I love you, John."
"And I will never stop loving you," he replied as his eyes were filled with love and affection. He nuzzled closer to you, craving your warmth and your affection. "When I look at you, when I'm with you, I feel... I feel like I'm home. That I'm with the person I truly belong with," he brushed a strand of hair away from your face and wiped your tears away gently. "You're my home, and I'm glad you love me too."
He rested his head and body in your arms, feeling safe and loved as the two of you shared a tender moment in a world filled with dangers and uncertainties.
He continued, whispering lovingly to you, "I'm so happy to be yours."
This was enough to make your heart swell and flutter, the warmth of his confession melting away any hesitations you might've had. Your love for John growing deeper as you realized you truly belonged to him and that he truly belonged to you, both of you each other's home and shelter from the world's storms and troubles.
"I love you," you shakingly replied with your eyes welled with tears as you took in his sweet words and heartfelt confessions. You cuddled him closer, giving a peck at his forehead. "God, I love you so much."
To John, your warmth and affection meant more than the world's battles and difficulties. Like a soldier weary from war, he came back to you again and again, seeking your comfort and safety. In your arms, where he belonged, he savored the peace and joy you brought into his life.
You were his home. And as the Captain, John led his team and fought valiantly for days. But as your beloved captain, he ran into your arms seeking your love and affection every night.
You were John's, and John was yours. He couldn't be anymore happier.
A/N: there's one scene that was inspired by a pinterest writing prompt i saw on my feed the other day and i wanted to credit the author (who came up with the "you're staring" "you're glowing" stuff) but couldn't find the pin anymore :(( if anyone knows, pls lmk !
navi / masterlist !
#crying throwing up#bunny kisses are my favorite 😔#👾 — [bonnie’s wk]#captain price x reader#captain john price#captain john price x reader#captain price x you#captain johnathan price#john price x reader#john price x you#john price#cod x reader#cod x you#cod modern warfare#cod fanfic#tf 141 x reader#call of duty#call of duty x reader#price x reader#captain price#john price x y/n#call of duty imagine#captain john price imagine#cod imagine#john price imagine#captain price x y/n#price x you#cod#cod fluff#captain price fluff
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“i’ll see you tomorrow”
#idk just. an end of a date night type thing?#they LOVE EACH OTHER#crying throwing up#my art#mp100#mp100 fanart#serirei#serirei fanart#serizawa katsuya#reigen arataka#mob psycho 100 fanart#mob psycho 100
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whenever you ask eren for something, even as simple as a pencil, he says “say pretty please” in this deep gravel voice that makes your insides shudder
#crying throwing up#I’d be down on my knees begging#eren smut#eren headcanons#eren x you#eren x reader
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Mafia! Simon gives the best massages. He busts out the oils and lotions and makes you practically strip naked so he can do his thing. He will gladly massage your body after you’ve had a long, tiring, stressful shift at work.
He’ll set up the bath for you to relax in while he gets snacks and a drink of your choice. If you’re too tired to even move in the bath, he’ll help you bathe and basically give you a spa day to help get rid of any stress and wash the bad day away. He’ll help you exfoliate and change the sheets so they’re fresh and clean (freshly shaved and exfoliated legs on clean sheets is orgasmic 😮💨😮💨)
And every now and then he slips in the conversation that you could just not work anymore and he’ll gladly take care of you for the rest of your life because he has the money for you to live the most comfortable life ever. After a few more bad days at work you start to consider his offer of letting him take care of you and not have to work.
My back hurts right now and I just want him to massage my back 😔😔
HELLO? i'm kissng uyour brain right now dude i'm giving it so many pets and all the good treats i'm ??? i need him to wash my hair and massage my scalp and kiss my forehead and ))))): i'm making a copy of this post and putting it on my fridge. i'm framing it and putting it on the wall in my office. i'm showing all my pts like i'm a proud parent. he's going to let you sleep on his chest when he's done too. i just know he picks you up from behind whileyour arms are crossed to pop your back too i just know it. i took a benadryl and i'm os damn tired but this is too perfect ot not share right now just like???? i love him. i love him. i love him. i love you. ihope you have a goodnight anon i'm givving you sloppy
#core responds#mafia!simon#mafia!ghost#ghost x reader#simon riley x reader#mafia!141#simon ghost riley x reader#sobbing#crying throwing up#wailing#i'm gods eepisedt soldier right now
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Here’s my contribution to the ffxv fandom
#ffxv#ffxv gladiolus#ffxv gladio#gladiolus amicitia#gladio#final fantasy xv#final fantasy 15#I haven’t made actual content here in forever#guess what game they just finished#crying through the pain#crying throwing up
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ther e was NO NEED for the tongue and the pelvic thrusts absolutely no need I wanna jump into a volcano
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IMAGINE WAKING UP EVERYDAY WITHOUT GETTING BRUTALLY FUCKED BY YOUR FAV SLASHER💔
#slasher x s/o#slasher x reader#slasher#slasherfucker#slashers#ghostface#michael myers#asa emory#grabber#rz michael myers#thomas hewitt#brahms heelshire#danny jed olsen johnson#crying throwing up#lifesnotfair
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The Tragic Siblings [3/3]
fav angry men
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Joker as a character is so funny to me because he tries so hard to be all callous and edgy and scary and make himself out to be this boogeyman of Gotham but like if Batman gave him one (1) single hug or a compliment or like wished him happy birthday or something he'd cry so hard he threw up
#like he tries so hard to be this unfeeling monstrous villain but one (1) act of genuine compassion from batman and he'd be shaking#crying throwing up#is there a world for being starved of like basic human decency#like touch starved but for compassion#bc yeah#anyway#batjokes#joker
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LOOK AT SCHLATT IN 6:17 OF TED'S NEW VIDEO. GOOD HEAVENS
anon. thank you for bringing this to my attention. i would let him murder me.
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