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#live laugh love#conan the barbarian#crush your enemies#westerncivilization#oktoberfest#halloween#swordtember#swords#longsword
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What bothers me about the passage of time is that there will come a day when I am no longer guaranteed to outlive the horrible politicians in charge. I'm young, and almost every person in a position of power today is a dinosaur who will die in my lifetime. I am almost certainly going to live to see Bush's and Trump's and McConnell's funerals, but then you have the relatively young ones, the ones in their 40s and 50s today, who very well could outlive me just by the luck of the draw. If I die at 70, they could still be alive in their 90s, and that's just not fair.
I mean, nobody is "guaranteed" a single second. I could have a stroke right now and die within the hour, but barring that minute possibility, it's likely I have several decades left in me. The Old Guard will soon be gone, but what bothers me are all the up-and-comers, the next generation of leaders, the New Guard. They're all my age now; the children and grandchildren of the powers that be; legacies coasting their way to the tops off their family names; students who will soon become lawyers or businessmen at their daddy's firm, then handpicked by the party leaders for safe seats they're guaranteed to win; the next rungs on the self-perpetuating dynastic ladder. They will eventually replace the dinosaurs, and I'll probably die at the same time as- or more likely, before- any of them (I'm dirt poor, but they'll have the best insurance our taxdollars can buy).
I don't know if I'll live to see Ted Cruz or Ron DeSantis or Marjorie Taylor Green lie in rot in the Capital Rotunda on national television for a week before being buried six feet deep, and that bothers me. I am motivated to live a long life out of spite and spite alone, just so they don't win! They don't even know I exist, I mean nothing to them, never have, never will, but I can't let them win!
#time#passage of time#old age#growing old#crush your enemies#see them driven before you#and hear the lamentation of their fanboys#we will bury you
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duolingo isn’t about learning it’s about dominating the league and gRINDING YOUR OPPONENTS INTO THE DIRT
#I open duolingo I turn into Adam driver as an oil baron#CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES#GRIND THEIR BONES INTO DIRT#MAKE THEM REGRET THEY WERE EVER BORN#DUOLINGO IS NOT FOR THE WEAK#duolingo#m
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?!!??!?!?!?!?!
#my art#secret life spoilers#secret life#trafficshipping#team rancher#ugh slash pos#when youre supposed to be enemies but also you got a big crush on the other#so you keep giggling twirling your hair kicking your feet everytime you see each other#crazy thing yk#jimmy solidarity#tango tek
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”what the fuck, potter?”
#draco’s on the last half an hour of his 12h shift#and he did NOT sign up for his childhood crush/idiot/enemy turned crush/idiot/quidditch star turning up#your honour#i haven’t been able to stop thinking about them for longer than five minutes#for weeks on end#<3333333#draco malfoy#draco malfoy fanart#harry potter#harry james potter#harry potter fanart#harry james potter fanart#drarry#drarry fanart#my art
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The worst thing you can tell someone is that you think they were once a theater kid in school
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VoxVal is just bizarre to me in the specific vein that I personally don't understand why you'd be in a relationship with someone you clearly don't get along with. Both pre-series and in current canon, it's outright said that Velvette is pretty much the only thing keeping them together. Does it still count as going to couples therapy if you're just friends with benefits and the therapist is your extremely unqualified mutual friend being forced to mediate
hmmmmmm I disagree that they don't get along actually.
like yes, vox did express annoyance at him at the beginning of episode 2, but that's because he was called to calm down his tantrum, does that sound enjoyable to anyone? we all have our moments where we're annoyed with our friends. I'd say outside of val's tantrums, they actually get along pretty well. and I don't believe his tantrums make up most of their interactions either.
like come on
does this look like someone he's not getting along with?
this isn't to say they aren't toxic, but they get along enough. and velvette may be said to be the glue between them, but I don't think she's the ONLY thing keeping them together I mean. look. she's probably a millennial, likely arrived in the 2000s-2010s, vox and val arrived YEARS before her. they likely held up on their own for 20-30 years so I don't think they're that unstable.
#ask#osrs.txt#staticmoth#voxval#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#vox#hazbin valentino#hazbin hotel valentino#valentino#also I'm a blog about a guy crushing on his enemy#in comparison this. this is nothing#being sometimes annoyed with your co-worker and still making out with him is a lot more normal than crushing on the guy you want dead
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normal, fun ways to get comfy and relax with your best friend ❤❤❤
(definitely took inspiration from beatcroc's FP for this lmao)
#fellas is it gay if the gooey cloned version of your arch-enemy decides that crushing you under his body is a fun activity?#my art#pizza tower#pizza tower fake peppino#pizza tower noise#there though a cute Fakey after the thing i posted the other day. all is well in the world again 👍👍
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Usually I just save stuff like this to my drafts until I calm down but you know what, fuck it, I'm done.
Any so-called leftist who refuses to recognize that our options right now are "genocide abroad, progress at home" and "genocide abroad AND genocide at home" and that there is a significant difference between those two options is cordially invited to eat shit and die. We do not have time to entertain your anti-voting hopeless nonsense. A future in which we are able to move towards less death will always be preferable to the one in which we can't, and if you smug, sneering little clowns sacrifice that future on the altar of your own self-righteousness because you're too high on your own farts to realize how far up your own ass you are, I genuinely hope you fucking drown. Specifically, I hope you drown in the blood of the people who will die all over the world as a result of your bizarre refusal to work towards a future that doesn't include ethnic cleansing.
This is the United States. We sell war, here. I don't know how so many of you are only just now figuring that out, but you better get over your shock like yesterday because we are out of fucking time. We ran out of time when Reagan took office if not long before. You think not voting will improve any of this?
Keep calling, keep writing, keep screaming. Governments everywhere are (slowly) beginning to listen. Democrats are (slowly) beginning to listen. But Republicans never will, and if they seize power again next year (which they will absolutely do their damned to attempt), everything will be so, so much worse for everyone, everywhere. The work is slow and painful and imperfect but it will only get done if we show up and do the work, so keep calling, keep writing, keep screaming-- and when the time comes, you show up and vote for the future that lets us build a better tomorrow instead of just choking to death in the steaming shitpile of today.
#''i can't have No Genocide tomorrow!!! so i don't want No Genocide at all!!! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH'' that's you. that's how you sound#''if i can't have perfect then don't even fucking bother with better!! just give me worse instead!!'' are you for fucking real#you don't care about Palestine you don't care about anything other than being able to go ''Well. at least I didn't choose this.''#not choosing is still a choice! you stupid motherfucker!#choosing to stand at the lever and do nothing and watch the trolley crush five people is still a choice!!#how DARE you act like that blood is not on your hands!#again: THIS IS THE UNITED STATES. WE SELL WAR HERE.#not voting for Biden is not going to help Palestine!#in fact it will absolutely measurably make the situation WORSE!#for them AND everyone else!#this is the reality we are working with and if you want it to change then you HAVE to play the long game!#leftists heard ''don't let perfect be the enemy of good'' and went ''WHAT THE *FUCK* DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T HAVE PERFECT??! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA''#and i have fucking had it!#all i can do is try to keep working towards a day when the current left is the farthest right we have#but we are never gonna get there if y'all don't wake the fuck up and get moving#us politics#vent post#so help me god if this turns into a game of Spot the Tankie in the notes i'm gonna start knifing people
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I cannot beat the allegations. ANYWAYS. A sort of? Self insert oc thing? Instead of drawing some random anon I decided to make a lil guy instead :)
Instead of just calling them "y/n" I elected to give them a "real" name for my own ease.
-Wyne uses any pronouns for better self inserting! Gender is a game and they are winning.
-They can shapeshift and therefor have any body type. It changes depending on the day.
-When in character they tend to be condescending and mischievous, rarely following any rules and openly spouting distaste for the laws. This is a massive contrast to how they are outside of character, where they are kind and polite and worry frequently about upsetting others or breaking rules.
-They write formal letters of apology to those they cause problems for when they roleplay and sends them out a day in advance before causing problems on purpose.
-Actually very good friends with Moray!
#undertale yellow#undertale yellow oc#kind of? maybe?#starlo uty#moray uty#oc x canon#KIND OF. I GUESS.#anyways Im going to draw them smooching like every adult character in uty and nobody can stop me#anyways my headcanon is that starlo is a very big fan of enemies to lovers so i forced him to have a crush on a bandit because itd be funny#live your dreams bestie#my art
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Angry love confession is perhaps best described as feeling like punching the person right in the face because they somehow got pass your defenses and punched their way into your heart. You're mad because they created a massive hole that only they can fill. Now you find yourself standing outside, screaming at them and fighting your internal fear of losing them — of living with a hollow feeling in your chest. You scream at each other as you both curse fate for intertwining your paths until they pushed the last of your buttons, your sanity and in that moment, enough games were played. You hate yourself for wanting them but you know deep you wouldn’t fight this feeling for anyone else.You light the match despite the gasoline and everything explodes.
"I love you, okay!!!", you burst out. The heat, tension and fire between both of you intensifying
#enemies to lovers#enola x tewkesbury#enola 2#enola holmes#lord tewksbury#viscount tewksbury#bookish#bookworm#booktok#fictional men#morally grey villain#imagine your fictional crush
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cass and varian's choice
"we can find a way to fix all of this, the rocks, your dad, everything, i promise you, i promise. just, this is not the way."
"...sorry, princess. but i know first hand how well you keep promises."
"so before another line gets crossed and everything we've had is lost, just wait."
"wait? no, i won't wait."
can we just talk about how similar those two moments are for a second cuz i just.
how both times, neither of rapunzel's betrayers have done anything unforgivable yet and would likely get a pardon, and how both times, they almost turn back, knowing that if they go through with their betrayal, there is no going back to the way things were.
how with varian, rapunzel's trying to mend broken trust, and with cass, raps is trying to get her to listen.
but then she said the wrong word, and then cass and varian just snap.
how varian stole the sun, and cassandra stole the moon.
how right before their betrayals, both cassandra and varian are acting weirdly nice, but the weirdest part is how sometimes, they both seem to mean it.
#rapunzel's tangled adventure#tangled the series#tts#tangled#cassandra tts#varian#varian tts#rapunzel#rapunzel tangled#watch out raps#betrayal#parallels#them just them#cassandra and varian's villain arcs are strangely similar#including their plans#yes yes just kidnap a person and use them as bait#try to literally crush your enemies#and the sass meter is breaking rn
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You just had to be there
Like ik if the fandom was even just a fairly decent size there would be way more craze lol I need to hype them up to compensant
#maoujou de oyasumi#sleepy princess in the demon castle#demon king twilight#dawner the hero#akataso#this chapter permanently changed my perception of this series going forward#when your human enemy you know will have to eventually fight you to end a life long conflict was actually ur childhood crush#they’re both bi ur honour#this plot twist also made Dawner so much more interesting than just a cliche hero archetype who the mc happens to despise#Suya really dodged a bullet tbh#manga cap
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everyone: he would Not Fucking Do That
me: he would if he was in love
#you guys c'mon have you never developed a doglike personality the likes of which mankind has never seen before out of being in love?#have you never ended up doing shit and saying shit you normally wouldn't?#not only letting your guard down but completely disarming undressing closing ur eyes and laying bare in the grass? to love is to change#this post is specifically about lalo and nacho bcs#do NOT fucking come at me with 'oh this is OOC' how can you fucking know that. you've never seen them have a crush on an enemy in canon#they are dogs and they are fools#lovesick fools#lacho#but also wait i wanna see others take their foolish ships so#fandom#shipping#let me know moots let me know i wanna know who you treat like this in ur writing and art and thoughts at 2am
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thinking.
thinking about Dave and his thoughts on Jack pre-Everything (in my headcanons, obviously)
like, the way i view Jack pre-Dee's Murder is that he's still rather blunt and rude, but he could still be rather sweet to others when he wanted. like the whole "kind, but not nice" type of thing.
(also, note that Dave mentioned, while talking to Dee, that he was never fine with Henry murdering her, and that he even tried to talk Henry out of doing it. there's also a Henry Tape where Dave sounds like he regrets what had happened to Dee, mentioning to Henry that he "knew this was a bad idea," and even sounding like he doesn't agree with them framing Jack for the crime. all in all, it's one of the few times we get to hear Dave go "Henry, I don't like what we're doing, and I don't feel comfortable helping you with this." so me writing Dave in this to regret Dee's murder and be generally uncomfortable with what's happening is not technically out of character.)
(this also turned into a bit of a fic whoops-)
thinking about Dave deciding to talk to Jack because...well, he seems kind of approachable. if a little...blunt at times.
he didn't hesitate to talk to Dave about whatever while he worked on animatronics. sometimes it was just complaints about his coworkers from other jobs, sometimes it was his past.
but a lot of the time it was about his siblings. he spoke rather highly of them, especially his sister.
Jack was oddly concerned about him, and the sheer number of scars that littered his body. he was nice to Dave, treated him like an actual human and not a freak (Jack would "jokingly" laugh it off when Dave would bring it up, saying something along the lines of "Well, I mean, a lot of people consider me to be a bit of a freak too, so I guess I understand a bit, man." Dave tries to ignore the sadness in his eyes as he says that, about how it's clear that Jack's had that particular insult slung at him more than once himself, albeit for...different reasons than Dave).
Dave will admit...maybe he got a bit infatuated.
Jack certainly didn't hesitate to let people know what he thought, that was for sure. as Dave had noted early on, he was blunt. he didn't even have much restraint with Henry, his boss. sure, he never said anything that would get him fired, but there were times where you could've convinced Dave that he stepped right up to that line.
sure, Dave could understand a bit why Henry might not have been particularly fond of Jack.
it was when Henry brought up killing Dee that Dave had tried putting his foot down a bit. he tried bringing up every excuse in the book (besides legality, because Henry clearly didn't care about that at this point) to keep Henry from doing it: they wouldn't have a place to hide the third body, Dave was worried about getting cold feet (definitely not because he'd grown close to Jack. definitely not), but, most of all, because it was likely going to piss Jack the FUCK off.
(it had come up during a conversation one afternoon.
"So, Old Sport...you said you were willing to die for your sister once-"
"Oh, fuck yeah, I'd give my life for her's in a heartbeat, Will."
"And...what if someone ever tried to hurt her, like seriously hurt her-?"
He didn't even hesitate.
"I'd tear them limb from limb where they stand.")
Dave had hoped that Henry would've dropped it by the next day.
he definitely didn't.
(Dave had to restrain her while Henry tried killing her. it took a while, given that she kept kicking right at Henry's arms, scratching and biting him. she didn't go down easy, that was for certain.
Dave kept telling Henry not to do this, that he couldn't do this. can't they just threaten her not to say anything? they don't have to kill her. c'mon Henry, please-)
they took her scarf. Jack said that their mom had made it for her before she and their father died. even Dave felt a little bad about that.
Jack came back that evening, and he started looking around for her. Dave couldn't help but feel pure guilt over what had happened. he had to console Jack as he ran around the restaurant, screaming for his sister, saying things like "C'mon Dee, this isn't funny! Come out, Kiddo!" and "Dee? Dee?! Where are you, please!" he had to console Jack during a breakdown where the only words Jack was able to get out through his sobs were "Peter's gonna fucking kill me." he couldn't help but feel shame, remorse as he was practically forced to lie to Jack's face, saying "We'll find her, I'm sure she's alright."
they sent Jack home for a few days, just to process his grief. Dave continued to do his job. it felt like his guilt was eating him alive over those few days.
(he feels eyes on him. he hears whispers. he notices the animatronics getting aggressive. things are moving around.)
Jack comes back, eye bags darker, his eyes still red from crying, but with a determined look on his face. he's rather short with Henry, clearly suspicious of him, but he goes off to do his job.
Dave never sees him...alive after that.
Henry acts weird after that. the hauntings get worse.
after a few days, he decides to finally confront Henry about everything. to try and put his foot down once more.
it doesn't work. but he does learn a few more things.
Henry's building a vessel for Dee. and Jack is dead.
they're framing him for murder.
Dave tries to protest; this isn't what he wants!
Henry shushes him again.
"You wanted this."
Dave goes back to talk with the cops. he still doesn't like this.
Henry promises to show him what happened to Jack later that night.
and when the restaurant closes that evening, Henry tries to take him back to show him after they waited for a bit in the office to make sure that Fredbear and Springbonnie wouldn't move too much and potentially kill one of them. they did hear some movement, but it didn't last long. Henry tries to take him to the Saferoom to show him Jack's resting place.
the suit's empty.
Dave doesn't think he's ever seen Henry legitimately scared before. they both head out into the dining room, where they discover something they failed to notice earlier, and probably the source of the noise.
a trail of blood across the tile floor, leading to the door, where the trail turns into footprints.
it doesn't seem like Jack's dead anymore.
Dave doesn't remember much after that, just that he must've taken a nap or something and woken up sometime around 5:30 in the morning.
(why does his head hurt?)
Henry seems annoyed, taking Dave outside to look at something.
Henry's car has been scratched by someone, the word "LIAR" scratched into the door, and the windshield smashed. it was Jack, it had to be.
Henry had apparently also caught Dee, and put the Puppet on strings. something of which really seemed to piss her off.
(that thing kept staring right into his soul, almost shaking in rage at the sight of him. he keeps his distance)
Peter sued them at one point, and also won. Dave doesn't like thinking about it much, it brings The Guilt back up.
over the years, he felt his mind get more and more scrambled. he felt less remorse, and...even a little bit of his memories got screwed up.
he didn't recognize the name "Jack Kennedy" anymore (oh, but Jack can sure recognize him).
at some point, Henry either vanished or died, Dave's not sure which, and he was left alone again.
but...it wouldn't be for long.
(Colorado. Dave heard the Saferoom door open, and he turned to see...an orange man, no, a zombie.
he can help Dave with his plan!
"Hello there, Old Sport!"
in that moment, for a reason Dave can't understand, the new employee looks at him with a look that can only be described as a mix of annoyance, mild fear, and...pity.
...wait.
why does he look so...familiar?
has Dave met him before?)
#dsaf#jack kennedy#dsaf dave#dsaf henry#davesport#i have thought about my headcanons for Davesport pre-Everything a bit too much#when you start falling for one of your employees because he's actually nice to you but you get coerced into killing his sister-#-and so you then have to live with that guilt. but then you have your mind Fucked With by someone you consider your business partner-#-so you end up feeling less and less remorse for killing her and other children and then you end up forgetting about your crush-#-but then you two end up meeting again but. not for good reasons and so you're basically kind of enemies now-#-but you still have feelings for each other.#(aka POV: you're Dave)
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