Buggy telling Crocodile about how the Star People steal cows, only for the cows to show back up in places where symbols are carved into the Earth in some indecipherable language. And the cows don't always come back in one piece (ba dum tsh).

At which point Crocodile realizes a lot of his wanis could be easy to mistake for cows in the dark.

So guess what exasperated swordsman is now on wani watch duty as well?

MUST PROTECT THE BABIES! D8 I hope Mihawk is getting paid extra for all this lol. This is too funny! Oh my god. I bet Crocodile instructs the crew to build a huge tent enclosure to herd the wanis into at night after Mihawk starts complaining too much. It's insulated with a layer of tin foil, just in case.

Buggy and Crocodile start a Star People Club on the island where they meet once a month with others and talk about sightings and experiences. Mihawk refuses to make the refreshments for it.

He also refuse to serve mash potatoes at dinner anymore because someone always tries to start making them into a weird looking mountain.

people with herdy dogs. is it normal. for herdy dogs. to react. to everything that runs

since i am here rn…hello 😼😼😼

suika on my instagram story

suika on my instagram story

I JUST SAW IT THE SON BOY

Ppl will wonder why their cats are destroying their furniture and then provide them with a dog bed in the corner and a litter box and nothing else

Like hello imagine having a kid and just not giving them a room or toys and expecting them to just blend into your house like a plant. That's not how any animal works

If you have any kind of free roaming pet you have to find a way to integrate their natural needs and habits into your living space. This can range from "baby proofing" certain corners to providing vertical climbing space where your guys can climb/fly.

They're your little fuzzy roommates and they should get to choose some of the furniture!

minami has gotten me thinking about future wataei and i would like to thank you because it has given me so much more brainrot fuel ive been rotating them in my mind All Day

awa im happy you're enjoying minami so much hes given me soso much wataei brainrot too its insane

pippin cheerio and crumpet the corgi is best friends with cafe ole and burrito burro.

Some pics from our daytrip in a May winter storm. They love playing in the snow, so much fun!

I just realize I updated from klance to kaeluc wtf

Why do cowboys spend so much to buy a corgi? To get a long little doggy.

Corgi designs at GoodLuckSock.com

Trying to justify my actions be like

What’s my reputation in the Roleplaying Community? | Accepting anonymous asked: Kels is very chill adult. Thank god for Kels!

Oh lordy, thank you! I try to be as laidback because, in all honesty, I'm old and don't have the energy for much else.

i want to buy a house not just to own a house but because i desperately want to get more cats and potentially a small, chill dog. and have a whole room for my books. that’s it!! those are my only criteria for houses: has enough room to host the menagerie of animals i’m going to end up getting and a library room. 

I read a physical copy of monstrous regiment soon after listening to the audiobook, and I noticed two tiny discrepancies between the two editions that make an absolute world of difference. when I found out that these discrepancies existed (you’ll find reddit posts backing me up about them), I felt cheated that my first experience of the book had portrayed a less cohesive arc than pratchett intended

if you’re looking to buy or read monstrous regiment, I strongly recommend the doubleday 2003 version or the corgi 2004 version, which iirc contain the original text. The harper collins publications and audiobook both contain these changes, which imo are confusing and severely undercut the themes the book is trying to get across. if anyone knows the status of other editions of the book pls feel free to add on

obviously the audiobooks and ebooks are more accessible than physical books to some people, so if you read one of those just know that the original text is different in some key ways. I still recommend you read the book because it’s crazy good :)

the changes I noticed, beneath the cut to avoid some serious spoilers:

firstly, the last line of Jackrum’s last scene. in the Doubleday version, this line reads:

“Jackrum had turned her chair to the fire, and had settled back. Around him, the kitchen worked.”

in the harpercollins version, the line reads:

“Jackrum had turned her chair the the fire, and had settled back. Around her, the kitchen worked.”

this pronoun change is actually has huge implications. in the scene in question, jackrum, a transgender man, reveals that he joined the army in disguise. he is referred to as “she” throughout his background reveal. however, he then considers where his future will take him, and in the final line of the scene his pronoun reverts back to “he.” jackrum’s pronoun goes from he->she->he, encapsulating the gendery arc of the scene. however, in the altered he->she->she version of the scene, half of that circle is erased. the neat tie-up of jackrum’s journey is left confusingly unresolved, and the importance of his gender to the book’s overarching themes goes underemphasized

the second change I noticed is how maladict appears in the book’s ending:

in the Doubleday version, maladict appears “in full uniform.”

in the harpercollins version, maladict appears “in full female uniform.”

maladict is the last soldier to reveal [their] true gender, keeping up a masc/ambiguous presentation far after all the rest of the squad has come forward as women. “in full uniform” maintains this ambiguity, allowing the reader to decide for themself whether maladict comes forward and presents as fully female or continues to dress masculinely despite the fact that circumstances no longer require it (in fact I believe that the latter is more likely, as maladict says “thought I’d try again,” which could mean dressing in male uniform again). “in full female uniform” removes that ambiguity, and brings maladict’s arc to a somewhat unsatisfying conclusion. it eliminates the possibility of maladict as transgender or gender-non-conforming, and I’m left wondering, “if maladict presents as female so readily, why make such a fuss of it before now?”

both changes undermine the book’s message by eliminating its space for non-cisnormative identity… which is kinda crucial to the whole idea. im honestly really disappointed that these changes were made in any version of the book, because whoever made them clearly didn’t get the point