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I am excited about the new Dirges in the Dark updates so take a Tango for your troubles.
@twodiamondhoes Dirges in the Dark has me in a creative chokehold still fr
#life series#hermitcraft#tango tek#dirges in the dark#leaf doodles art#tango tek fanart#at what point am I supposed to stop drawing this fic its too much fun#shoutout to my irl who started reading it because I wouldn't shut up about it#Also Ranchers GC encouraged this behavior I blame y'all#cowboys make brain go brrrr
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Send help I can’t stop watching the same Agent Whiskey edit over and over
#I’ve never even seen Kingsmen all the way through#or the second one at all#cowboy Pedro makes my brain go brrrr
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I'm really writing smut for a western that got canceled after two seasons just because Bret was in a few episodes
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I uh... I did it again. XD My brain has been going brrrr over this fucking GORGEOUS artwork by @zunkome2 on Xitter (click the view on Twitter button to see their art) and it inspired me to write fanfic of it. I love this art so fucking much!!!! I hope I can keep practicing and be as good as them one day. :D
So yeah, I could not stop thinking about this and I love that Blitz is canonically such a horse-girl, and I can totally see Striker realising and using that to his advantage in trying to draw Blitz in and hopefully get him on his side.
Anyway, my brain decided it was time to take like 5 hours of my day on and off making me try to write this to the best of my current ability. Enjoy. XD
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Blitz was in Heaven.
An ironic descriptor, considering their actual location, but picking a better one would have been impossible right then; especially with a hellhorse nuzzling his chest ever so gently in search of another rawhide strip. Her mouth may have appeared vicious - and technically yes, that Lovecraftian maw was capable of crushing flesh and bone to mush in a single bite - but the non-business parts were also far softer to the touch than anyone less familiar with the creatures might expect.
"Sorry. I'm all out," he murmured regretfully, giving the beautiful beast a scratch on her forehead as she shoved her muzzle into his other hand. He had to take a small step backward however when she suddenly whipped her head up and to the side with a greeting whinny. Strange. What was that abou-
"Lot of others would've lost a limb for that." The unexpected voice made Blitz tense, tail shooting straight out behind him in surprise before curling tightly, an embarrassed flush rising to his cheeks. He peered around the hellhorse's neck, praying his mortification wouldn't be obvious to the cowboy now leaning against his mount's side. How the fuck had he arrived without him noticing? Striker plucked the wheat stalk from between his teeth and smirked. "She likes you."
Blitz coughed awkwardly and began backing away, mind and mouth both rapidly trying and failing to come up with a believable excuse for his actions. "I was just- uh… I was looking for… We had them at the circus, see, and I thought maybe- Strips are really good for their teeth, you kn- I mean of course you'd know that! I just-" Striker's eyebrows had been climbing steadily higher beneath the brim of his hat the longer Blitz waffled on, and in desperation he found himself resorting to a ridiculous escape route he hadn't used since he was nine years old. "Ah, I think I hear Luna calling me! Coming Loonie!"
He skittered across the corral and clambered over the fence, cheeks burning hot as he cursed himself silently. Why had he turned into such a blathering idiot in front of the one person he'd actually hoped to impress this weekend? Blitz knew a ruthless killer when he met them and Striker was clearly I.M.P material. After a pathetic show like that though, there was no way he would want to-
The ground under his boots had begun to vibrate while he fumed, faintly at first, then increasing to a thundering roll. He instinctively darted to the side and kept walking, expecting whoever it was to just barrel past him at the reckless speed they seemed to be going. But his path was abruptly cut off by a fiery grey mass, Striker expertly bringing his mount from full canter to a standstill in a cloud of dust. He swung her around to stand side-on so he could look down at the choking imp, that shit-eating grin Blitz was quickly becoming familiar with exposing a gleaming gold fang to the sunlight.
"Pretty sure your hound went bean-pickin' with the rest an hour ago," Striker commented, leaning forward to rest an arm on the pommel, free hand tapping his thigh absentmindedly, "Since you got so much free time to burn, how 'bout you come help me check the fences? Got a few posts loose on the South end thanks to that pesky varg pack last night." The hellhorse shuffled under him, pawing at the dirt and snapping her jaws a little at the mention of vargs. "Bombproof wouldn't mind catching a few either, I bet. Maybe you'll get to see her on the hunt."
"Oh, uh…" Perhaps he hadn't completely blown his chances after all? Striker certainly wasn't behaving like he thought Blitz a dithering moron, literally chasing him down to offer another opportunity to spend more time together and bond with Bombproof. What an incredible name for a hellhorse… No, focus! He could salvage this. He just had to pull himself together and show what a great prospect his group would be compared to farm work in the boonies. Preferably without turning into a rambling mess this time. He forced a nonchalant shrug. "Sure, why not?"
Striker slipped his boot free of the stirrup, hand extending in clear invitation. Blitz's brain stuttered, immediately dropping every part of his own peptalk as it dawned on him what the other had actually meant.
"What, you plannin' on walkin' there? It's miles of Wrath terrain. C'mon Blitz, I don't bite," Striker drawled, head tilting as his eyes took on a knowing glint, "Unless you ask nicely."
Well that decided it. Blitz was reaching for the proffered hand before he could second-guess himself, so caught up in his whirling thoughts Striker had to correct which foot the distracted imp tried mounting with. Blitz didn't have long to stew in his humiliation at least, preoccupied by the ease of how he was hauled into the saddle, hands directed to grip the pommel while the taller demon reached around him to grasp the reins. Striker nudged his leg out of the way, retaking the stirrup and leaving Blitz to squeeze Bombproof's sides tightly with his thighs as she responded to her rider. A moment later they were galloping down the driveway, wind whipping past their faces and her powerful form surging below them.
Blitz was wrong. His time in the corral had been a beautiful experience, but still only comparable to Earth at best.
Now he was in Heaven.
And he never wanted to fall.
#helluva boss#striker helluva boss#helluva boss blitz#blitzø#striker x blitz helluva boss#striker x blitz#blitz x striker#striker x blitzo#blitzo x striker#blitzstrike#fanfic#my writing#i haven't written blitz before so sorry if i haven't quite grasped his voice and speech patterns yet#i'll work on it
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temptation tuesday! 🪐
i have a few ideas going brrrr in my brain and so im dumping them all here!!!
sooo that time capsule/hs au fic where it's almost the end of the summer?? and buck and eddie are about to start college. they used to be beat friends but kinda grew apart when hs began, but they buried this time capsule on buck's backyard when they were ten to open on buck's 18th bday. he does it alone and find that one of the notes/wishes for the future eddie left there was 'i wish evan was in love with me' and idk buck is shocked but he goes to eddie and things happen???
i had a weird kinda sad dream where like, imagine s5 eddie breakdown era and you know how he tries to call some of the soldiers he saved when the helicopter went down??? and they're all dead??? turns out buck was one of them and he's not dead. eddie calls him and he answers and they're both in a really dark place and yeah idk. (blame @monsterrae1 for this one)
bakery owner buck! who makes cookies for dogs and takes them to rescue vet clinics and stuff and vet eddie! (idk what im gonna do with this but also blame @monsterrae1 )
buck and eddie meet in peru. buck is a bartender and eddie is just on a vacation with his cousins before college?? idk. they have a party on the beach and it's late and there's a bonfire, buck takes his guitar and sings some songs and it's all very summer-y love fling vibes. they have sex on the beach?? idk
fake/pretend relationship between musician/famous buck and bodyguard eddie bc why not. he needs some good press??? and hia fans have been shipping him with eddie since he started working as a bodyguard for him so his pr team is like you're dating him!!! and there's a stalker somewhere in this fic too if i ever write it idk. lots of angst and drama ig.
buck and eddie recently started dating when eddie has to go to texas??? chris and buck stay in L.A, chris gets appendicitis and it geta really bad and he has to be rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery??? buck is freaking out and he thinks eddie will break up with him bc he had to take care of chris!!!! and he failed!!!! and the kid almost dies!!!! (eddie turns out is just thankful buck was there and buck comes to the realization oh, they really are family and he is chris' second dad idk)
figure skater buck! and hockey player eddie! (maybe buck recently lost his figure skater partner and he's never skated solo and eddie's team is missing a guy so buck is like, i could try out hockey?? why not??? i would love to be part of a team!! and eddie is so annoyed and whatever idk i haven't thought it through)
soulmates au where you realize who's your soulmate when you die. (buck dies and eddie brings him back with cpr)
tagging some ppl (no pressure): @monsterrae1 @cowboy-buddie @buddierights @alyxmastershipper @thespermdonorstorylineisstupid @honestlydarkprincess @911onabc @buck-coded @the-likesofus @bigfootsmom @spotsandsocks @elvensorceress @dorkydiaz @maygrantgf @dollhousejee @prettyboybuckley @rogerzsteven @hippolotamus @shortsighted-owl @messyhairdiaz @scarcrossedbuck @comaboybuck @loveyourownsmiilee @lovebuck and anyone else who wants to do it!
#temptation tuesday#my ideas#buddie fic ideas#buddie wips???#my wips#buck x eddie#buddie#911 fic#april rambles
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which lottienat au concept makes your brain go brrrr the most
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Cowboy make brain go brrrr
#inquisitorcastellanos art#fanart#my art#palia#palia nai'o#palia naio#this lil anxious farmer dude is everything
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Gotham Frights
It's no where near Halloween, but, I wanted to write a scenario of a Halloween party at the GCPD. Mainly because of cowboy Ed, cowboy costumes make brain go brrrr.
T/w: murder, blood
(divider: cafekitsune)
Everyone was invited to the Halloween party at the precinct.
Even Ed and Rose despite how weird everyone though they were.
She was looking herself over in the mirror. She and Ed had decided on a couples costume because it was a cute gimmick, and Ed already planned cowboy themed riddles for the night. For an office party, she couldn't help but think what she was wearing was inappropriate even though they were all adults. The costume was just simple cut denim shorts that were just a bit too short, a tied cow-hide pattern shirt she adjusted to cover her chest, cowboy boots she had bought, and a green cowboy hat. Only settled on that color because Ed told her that it contrasted her hair nicely.
"Do you think this is too much?"
"Hm?" Ed poked his head into her bedroom, smiling nervously. "Well- Well I wouldn't say it's too much."
"Okay, you're nervous. Noted." Moving to her closet she groaned. "I have nothing to change into that would match the theme."
Ed was gone for a moment, then entered the room with a much calmer demeanor. Wrapping his arms around her when she went back to the mirror.
"I think you look wonderful, and all those pigs will be shocked when they see you."
"Ed, you don't really think of your coworkers like that, right?"
"Of course not!" Ed chuckled and pressed a kiss to her temple.
"Good, because sometimes I wonder if you're serious when you say things like that. You could get fired, you know."
"Someone would have to report me, and I don't think you would."
"Right, right. I would never."
"Now, how do I look?"
He threw his arms out wide and grinned. He was wearing boot cut jeans, cowboy boots, a button up t-shirt and the cow-print vest that came in the costume package, topped with a green cowboy hat as well.
"You look simply dashing." She giggled.
"Are we ready to go?"
He wasn't wearing his glasses, but it didn't matter because he was always attractive with or without them.
The precinct when they got there was decorated with so many spooky, yet cheesy things. Ghost string lights from the rafters, bat banners, Frankenstein table cloths. The works.
Jim and Lee were already there, same with the captain and Harvey, and some other officers. Harvey couldn't help himself from wolf whistling once he was Rose, which attracted the others attention. She wasn't a self concious person but suddenly the costume was out of her comfort zone and eyes on her immediately made her skin crawl. She reached for Ed's hand.
"Whoo boy, look what the cattle dragged in." Harvey chuckled.
"Yes, yes. She's very pretty, Detective Bullock." Ed's smile was strained.
"Lee, I almost didn't recognize you." The woman laughed.
"It was Jim's idea to go as Dracula and his bride."
"Oh, at least we're not the only ones with the couples costume idea."
"I gotta say, it's daring to wear something like that." Lee chuckled.
"Oh trust me, I know the guys around here won't be able to control themselves regardless if Ed is here or not."
"I have a feeling you have a plan." Lee rose a brow.
"Of course I have a plan!" Rose grinned.
"I don't doubt it."
The rest of the night went on without a hitch, or at least Rose saw it like that. Ed on the other hand was keeping his ears open and listening. Most people had already gotten drunk already and were having unfiltered conversations. So far he had been keeping his eye on some rookie who couldn't keep his mouth shut about his girlfriend, especially whenever Ed was mentioned. He knew how people thought of him but his blood boiled. That voice in the back of his head was eating away at him.
So, Ed waited.
When he finally got that rookie alone after going out for a smoke break. He'd hidden a knife on him for this reason.
"Quite a few sights at this party, huh?" The rookie called to him.
"Oh, yeah." Ed answered unenthusiastically.
"Hey, you even know the guy that medical examiners dating? The riddle man?"
"What about him?" He stayed out of the rookies line of sight.
"He's a loser. No way she's actually happy with him, I'm telling you I could do so much-"
His sentence was stopped short when Ed punched him in the jaw. Staggering back and whipping his head around his eyes widened. Holding his hands up in front of his face, he began to plead.
"Mr. Nygma I didn't know it was you! Please, forgive me! I wasn't going to go after your girlfriend, I promise!"
"I don't think you're telling the truth Johnny-boy." Ed came closer to the man clearly taller and bigger than him who was cowering away like a child. The drunken flush on his face.
"Please! P- Please, I have a younger brother who looks up to me!" He stammered.
"They can hear you over the music." Ed held a hand over his mouth. "Now, now. That would be such a shame if the police heard you."
With his other hand he held the blade up so the rookie could see, the way it glinted in the light. Nice and clean. No rust or dried blood.
"Don't make promises you can't keep, you dog."
The poor young man's alabaster skin turned crimson stained as Ed cut his throat once he removed the hand keeping him from screaming. The body dropped to the floor, but he wasn't yet dead. Crouching down and leaning over the body his face hovered just over the rookies panicked face.
"What did Shakespeare name that would still smell as sweet if it were called by another name?"
It wasn't exactly a riddle, mostly because he couldn't really think of anything all that appropriate. The rookie sputtered and choked on his own blood while Ed clicked his tongue and cupped a hand around his ear.
"No, no. Not quite, do you need some help?"
The rookie's eyes moved to his face, his sadistic face would be the last thing he sees.
"Wrong answer."
Ed had positioned the blade point just above his heart. He was kneeling on his shoulder so it wasn't like he could stop him. The knife sunk into his flesh, some blood speckling on his pants.
"It was a rose. Get it?" He grinned down at the still corpse, blood pooling under the body.
"Ed? You've been out here for quite a while. What are- "
His body went warm when he heard her footsteps and heard the gasp fall past her lips. Looking over his shoulder there was some blood on his face, just a little. His smile faltered and he got up quickly, holding his hands out. His expression turned to panic.
"No, no, no, no, please just hear me out- "
"You said me name, what happened?" She didn't react to the blood on him or his clothes.
"What- Why are you not- Are you okay?" He blinked twice, shocked.
Opening her mouth to address his disheveled appearance she followed the blood spatter down to the concrete where she saw the blood pooling on the ground.
"Did you- What- Was this about me?"
There was this light in her eyes, a smile stretched across her face.
"Yeah... Yeah. This was about you." Ed was nervously wiping the palms of his hands on his pants, the blood that spattered transferred from the fabric to his skin.
"Too bad we're at the precinct, but, it is Halloween so I don't think anyone will question the red on your clothes. Just uh, take his body out back."
"Why out back? Wouldn't anyone- "
"Relax, darling." She held a finger to his lips. "I'll get away from the party once you're inside and dispose of his body in my office!"
Ed couldn't tell if he was more scared of himself and the euphoria he had just gotten from killing someone, or if he was scared of how calm Rose was being. How okay she was with him killing someone over her.
#gotham#gotham rogues#ed nygma#edward nygma#gcpd#gotham series#the riddler#riddler#dc comics#batman comics#dc batman#dc riddler#cowboy#halloween party#halloween costumes#x oc#ed nygma x oc#rose corvid
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Deep voiced cannibal cowboy make brain go brrrr
#tales from the smp#wild west#dsmp fanart#fanart#crops from tales#corpse husband#crops is a wither skeleton hybrid
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Bailey.
You are kidding me. New chapter of Lilac, GIRL TIME, AND new cowboy chapter???
I am sitting at your door begging for crumbs and you bring me a WHOLE FEAST????
I am eating it up, I am eating it up with a fork and a knife ARE YOU JOKING
I'm not getting any work done today. I'm gonna sit at my desk and read about my silly little cowboys and dream about Ceres and Aaliyah and the triplets and no one at my job has to know.
I am cradling you to my chest and giving you the biggest smooch on the forehead, I love you
-Luna 💫
On my knees, crying my eyes out kissing your feet rn.
Silly little cowboys make my brain go brrrr. (Sucks that they're traumatized)
GIRL TIME GIRL TIME GIRL TIME HAS ME CRAWILING AROUND LIKE A FERAL DOG. I would do anything ANYTHING to be a fly on the wall in that room. Those girls are ruining my life. And I guess the guys too.
Ceres will one day show back up to the chain, a new ring on her finger, and explain who this hot woman with her is. And they will just have to deal with that information.
Giving you the biggest smooch you've ever had rn. Ilysm.
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stinky bastard cowboy man make brain go brrrr
#eye strain#but like#muted#my eyes hurt at the end of this#so i made the green duller for my own sake#the entire equine has my entire heart and i hate it#*throws confetti*#tag properly later
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so i was just re-reading a changbin fic where he calls the reader darlin' a lot and it made my monkey brain go brrr cause the only thing i want in this life is for someone to call me darlin'
so i came up with cowboy changbin, like the cowboy who calls you darlin' or little lady whenever yall meet. he'll put his hat on you and chuckle as it fell over your eyes, sometimes you'll find him napping against a tree in the afternoon with his hat covering his eyes and piece of wheat stucking out from his plump lips.
he'll gently nudge your jaw with his knuckles when he asks you to hold his leather jacket when its his turn to play darts in the run down bar in town
he'll smile softly at your sleeping figure next to him in his beat up pickup truck, his leather jacket covered you, his cheeks flushed as he gave it to you earlier that night
just omg that man makes my monkey go brrr- omg
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god this is so fucking funny. everything about this episode is absolute nonsense. why is hutch always a cowboy. why is starsky being ethnically insensitive. what is going on. why cant this show decide if its trying to go for serious cop drama or a goofball offbeat buddy comedy
#why is he a dance instructor.#why is hutch always a cowboy.#s&h#why did they make me think about hutch fucking.#al im going to kill you for posting abt this show and making me watch this i feel like its grabbed my brain and is shaking it like a snow#globe#but instead of making me have smart thoughts like mash tis just like lmao. fast red car go brrrr
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i have a very vague idea for a gang au
#and by vague i mean i’m currently listening to cowboys from hell#and the chorus is making my brain go brrrr#i speak!
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Cowboy Bebop make brain go brrrr
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16, 32 for the mlm/nblm asks
16. If you had to cook for your partner, what would you cook?
Frankly,,, I cannot cook very much but I’d probably make cowboy beans or tortellini in pesto,,, i can cook those fairly well but thats about it skdhkdhd
32. Favorite petname(s)?
literally,,, all of them,,, petnames make brain go brrrrrr but also sweetheart, my love, cowboy (this is normally a like,,, 100% straight guy petname but it makes brain go BRRRR) and like,,, wolf/dog themed petnames skdhkdhf
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