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hawkinshightigcrs · 2 years

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bold what applies to your muse.

Coon

social status: upper class / middle class / working class / poor

favorite time: day / night

favorite place: indoors / outdoors

food: meat / poultry / fruit / vegetables / snacks / sweets / grains / nuts / seeds / dairy / seafood / eggs

drink: tea / coffee / water / juice / alcohol / milk / soda

transport: on foot / automobile / wagon / aircraft / boat / carriage / animal / spacecraft / taxi / skateboard / bus / subway / bike / sleigh

clothing: t-shirt / blouse / henley / smock / polo / turtleneck / flannel / gown / sleeveless / kimono / tunic / waistcoat / tank top / tube top / vest / jersey / karategi / tuxedo / dress / western / jeans / trousers / shorts / bell bottoms / overalls / breeches / skirts / cargo pants / tutu / sweatpants / leggings / coveralls / shorts / capris / tights / pinstripes

extras: coat / duster / hoodie / trench coat / robe / cloak / blazer / shawl / windbreaker / topcoat / sweater / puffy jacket / cardigan / denim jacket / poncho / apron / cape / overcoat / quilted vest / parka / bomber jacket / raincoat / tailcoat / varsity jacket

footwear: none / socks / stockings / combat boots / shoes / platforms / sneakers / pumps / sandals / moccasins / flip-flops / stilettos / ballet shoes / galoshes / high-tops / boots / c*nverse / cleats

headwear: none / beanie / straw hat / fedora / headscarf / snapback / beret / bandana / knit cap / top hat / ushanka / bonnet / sombrero / cowboy hat / veil / bowler hat / headband / toupée / wig / tiara / ribboned hats / crown / scrunchie

weapons: hands / teeth / firearms / spear / knife / baseball bat / pepper spray / dagger / stun gun / bayonet / sword / staff / brass knuckles / hammer / makeshift & improvised / chain / stones / grenades / molotov cocktails / club / bow & arrow / crossbow / scythe / chainsaw / superpowers / magic / poison / baton / machete / axe

Josie

social status: upper class / middle class / working class / poor

favorite time: day / night

favorite place: indoors / outdoors

food: meat / poultry / fruit / vegetables / snacks / sweets / grains / nuts / seeds / dairy / seafood / eggs

drink: tea / coffee / water / juice / alcohol / milk / soda

transport: on foot / automobile / wagon / aircraft / boat / carriage / animal / spacecraft / taxi / skateboard / bus / subway / bike / sleigh

Misty

social status: upper class / middle class / working class / poor

favorite time: day / night

favorite place: indoors / outdoors

food: meat / poultry / fruit / vegetables / snacks / sweets / grains / nuts / seeds / dairy / seafood / eggs

drink: tea / coffee / water / juice / alcohol / milk / soda

transport: on foot / automobile / wagon / aircraft / boat / carriage / animal / spacecraft / taxi / skateboard / bus / subway / bike / sleigh

Rosemary

social status: upper class / middle class / working class / poor

favorite time: day / night

favorite place: indoors / outdoors

food: meat / poultry / fruit / vegetables / snacks / sweets / grains / nuts / seeds / dairy / seafood / eggs

drink: tea / coffee / water / juice / alcohol / milk / soda

transport: on foot / automobile / wagon / aircraft / boat / carriage / animal / spacecraft / taxi / skateboard / bus / subway / bike / sleigh

Thea

social status: upper class / middle class / working class / poor

favorite time: day / night

favorite place: indoors / outdoors

food: meat / poultry / fruit / vegetables / snacks / sweets / grains / nuts / seeds / dairy / seafood / eggs

drink: tea / coffee / water / juice / alcohol / milk / soda

transport: on foot / automobile / wagon / aircraft / boat / carriage / animal / spacecraft / taxi / skateboard / bus / subway / bike / sleigh

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#Queue #Dash Games #Coon Headcanons #Josie Headcanons #Misty Headcanons #Rosemary Headcanons #Thea Headcanons

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cheescheesy · 1 year

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racoon 🦝

#south park #eric cartman #kyle broflovski #south park fanart #headcanon #eric with fangs #he's so cute #kyman #kinda??#the coon #coon and friends

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inevitablemoment · 21 days

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So, you know that necklace with the three stars that Callie wears?

Okay, I have a headcanon about that.

The necklace was a gift that Egon sent to Callie after Trevor was born. Her ex-husband was the one to find it in the mail and passed the gift off as his "push present" to her; it originally came with two stars, but she added a third after Phoebe was born.

In the Cathleen Lives AU, Cathleen is the one to give it to Callie, but Egon asks her not to tell Callie that it's from him. It's only after the end of Afterlife that Cathleen tells Callie the truth.

EDIT: When Callie divorces her ex-husband in the canon verse, he fesses up that the necklace wasn't from him, but doesn't tell her that it was from her father.

#Callie Spengler #Ghostbusters #Ghostbusters: Afterlife #Headcanons #My Headcanons #Fanfic and Fandom #Fandom Musings #Callie Spengler's Star Necklace #Carrie Coon #Egon Spengler #Trevor Spengler #Phoebe Spengler #Cathleen Spengler #Cathleen Lives AU

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vikkirosko · 1 year

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Hi there! If it's not much trouble could you write headcanons for Coon & Friends and Freedom Pals (like, the two groups separate but the memebers all thogheter) with a reader that is like the group's personal caregiver? Like, reader is always in the sidelines of the combat and when one is "dead" they hold the hurt one in their arms and that gives them extra life points.

To be honest, I'm not quite sure how it was worth writing this request, so in the end I decided to write a platonic group request...

Headcanons Supporting role

Coon & Friends x Reader

You were one of Coon & Friends for quite a long time, but your role in the team was different from the others. You were a caregiver. Coon called you a support player. Your main task was to support wounded or "dead" allies, but at the same time you could not attack your opponents and, in principle, cause them any harm. At first you thought this role was useless, but pretty quickly your opinion changed

Every time one of your friends was injured, you came to their aid, hugging them, patting them on the back and smiling gently. There has always been gentleness and care in your actions. If your comrades were poisoned or exposed to some other harmful effect, you took an antidote, bandages or anything else from your bag that could help them. You never left your comrades in trouble and if your opponents targeted you, your comrades protected you, realizing that you would not be able to defend yourself and that it would be much more difficult to fight without you

Your teammates cherished you as a friend and as part of their team. Even Coon, who usually put himself in the role of the main character, understood how important you were in their team. He even told you that he would add your own movie to their franchise. You answered his words with a smile, doubting it, but you did not argue with him, realizing that he could be offended because of this and you did not want to become the instigator of a new quarrel in your team

You supported your teammates outside the game, but not as a superhero, but as their friend. You may have had fewer opportunities to do that, but you were going to help them anyway, even if all you could do was just listen to them, let them tell you what was bothering them. Even outside the game, you remained their support

Freedom Pals x Reader

When you first decided to start playing superheroes, you got the role of an auxiliary player. You didn't participate in the battles directly, helping your comrades. Despite the fact that your role was important and you helped your comrades, Coon often did not take into account your contribution to the team, so you did not regret when you became part of Freedom Pals. Your role in the game has not changed, but now you performed your duties with pleasure

You were always ready to help your comrades. You treated them when they were injured and revived them when they "died". You always carried a bag full of various things that could help your comrades. These were antidotes, bandages, various snacks and other useful and pleasant little things. However, most often you helped them with hugs

When you were sitting at the headquarters, you helped your friends with what you could. You didn't have many opportunities to help them, but you tried to do it anyway. When they came back to the headquarters wounded, you treated them. Mysterion was the one who least asked you for help, even if he was really wounded, so you always came to him yourself and treated his wounds, not paying attention to his displeased expression. You couldn't leave one of your friends without help

Sometimes you thought it was even great that you got the role of an auxiliary player. You doubted that you would like to harm others, even in the form of a game. Your friends understood this, so they offered you this role once. You were grateful to them. You never told them about it, but playing your role you really felt in your place

#south park #south park x reader #south park headcanons #Coon & Friends #Freedom Pals

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fandomsniper · 3 months

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kallus and zeb

#I just love the idea that zeb is this big fluffy maine coone while kallus is this scrappy floppy eared mutt #I once made up a whole canine based alien race and I kinda want to write a fic where kallus is a hybrid #but I don't feel like making up the whole major plot around it how it all worked in the empire and all that shit #I just have this funny moments of him acting dog like #plus that cat dog dynamic between him and zeb would be hilarious lol #alexsandr kallus #agent kallus #zeb orrelios #garazeb orrelios #sw rebels #star wars rebels #headcanon #au

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single-malt-scotch · 1 year

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quick catboy etho for ol times sake

#etho #ethoslab #mindcrack #hermitcraft #hermitblr #mine #this is based off my suuuuuper old 2013 headcanon post #where i had him as a silver maine coon #so

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raccoonnutella13 · 21 days

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craig is an excellent protagonist for several reasons and recently ive been thinking a lot specifically about what makes him so realistic- it's the fact that he's not the sort of cartoon mc to just trust anyone who's done wrong and immediately try to fix them. he's the type of mc that knows that trust has to be earned, and that he cant forcibly redeem a person.

maya, xavier, etc didnt become friends with craig because he tried to redeem them himself. he let it happen naturally; let them show that theyre worthy of trust, and then he becomes friends with them in his own time. and it's really amazing writing because the kids just feel more realistically written, like, they actually act like kids, and the friendships arent forced.

it's just really refreshing to see a young protagonist that isnt all "i can befriend everyone" (not that theres anything wrong with that type of mc; they can definitely be done well if not overdone) and instead just acts like a normal child would. and i love it

#imo craig's character writing is masterful for the most part #also i find him incredibly relatable. i could talk about my strong headcanon that he's autistic but that's a different post #but anyways i love him #just some thinky thoughts as i continue my rewatch :D #craig of the creek #cotc #coon speaks

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everythingwasnormalhere · 16 days

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@er1c-c4rtman number 13! Cartman is so silly in these (ignore the shadows' looks it's just a sketch 💀)

#death park au #south park #south park au #south park hcs #south park headcanons #south park fanart #south park aesthetic #south park art #eric cartman #the coon #my au #my au art

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richierambles · 2 days

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Cartman's system: headmate list 2.0

Been thinking thoughts idk

This list would be their alters when their body's 15yo (sorry it's long I might make a shorter one later-)

Thanks to @mischieviousmusic and @everythingwasnormalhere for standing my infodumping about this au XD

Littles:

Anne:

6 yo

She/her

Loves playing tea party (main fronter during it)

When it's the other littles playing, she mainly roleplays as the Polly Prissipants doll

Sometimes cofronts when they're at class, but isn't allowed to talk to their classmates

Almost always at cofront when Love's fronting

After they come out, she's closest to Stan and Butters

They're not out to Karen, but Anne's spent time with her too

Whenever she talks to Kenny she asks him how she's doing<3

Ginger in headspace (it felt important to mention this don't ask why)

Finn:

8yo

He/him

Main fronter almost all the time they're playing

Roleplays as most of the other toys when they're playing tea party though

Loves playing cowboys

Frienemies with Artemis, they'll either hate each other or be best friends all the time

After they come out, he's closest to Kenny (but will much rather hang out with his sysmates)

Looks and acts like a Typical White Boy™

Artemis:

5yo

He/they

Introjected from Artemis Clyde Frog (the stuffed animal), but lost almost all his connection to it since the day it died (and exclusively goes by Artemis, hates his other names)

Roleplays himself when playing with the other syskids, never a main fronter while playing

Spent a long while (2-3 years) dormant, only came back after they came out, one day when the system was hanging out with their friends

The gang were all like "wtf who's this idk this alter-" but finally figured it out (mainly Kyle did)

SUPER close to Kyle

Actually whenever Artemis fronts they'll text Kyle first thing no matter what

Also close-ish to Butters

Has dark skin in the innerworld, his iw appearance is human but he always wears a frog hat

Hosts:

Sam:

15yo

he/him

The meaner, stronger Cartman

Is also a protector besides a host

Split from Collins on the Kenny Dies episode

He's the one who used fetuses to built the pizza place because otherwise the guys would've thought he was weak (his thought process is fucking crazy)

One of the few alters who remembers Kenny's deaths

He also knows there's something weird going on in their brain, but has no idea what

Used to cleaning up after everyone else's messes (like acting as if Jenni was Mitch Conners and as if all the Henniffer Lopez thing was just a joke (which backfired so bad...))

After they come out, he hangs out with everyone the same way they always do

Insys, he's trying to get close to 8

^ completely idolatrizes Hitler

Huge on the antisemitism (and general bigotry tbh)

Collins:

14yo

he/him

Split from Sam on the Kenny dies episode

He did want to use the fetuses to save Kenny, and he does consider Kenny his best friend

But he switched out when they got the news Kenny was dead (he was unable to cope with that) and so that's why Sam did what he did

Acts much more like a normal kid than Sam

Actually he's pretty normal for South Park standards

After they come out, he's best friends with Kenny but still friends with the rest of the gang as usual

Not as bad as Sam but definitely not good either

Kyle doesn't hate him as much as he hates Sam (but he'd never say this)

Cartman-sonas (idk how else to call this category):

Irick:

120yo

he/him

Grand Wizard King

Gatekeeper

Fronts mainly while playing SoT (but not every time they do)

Definitely their most responsible alter

^ the others often ask him for advice and stuff

Mildly connected to source

The first time he fronted it was during a SoT game, he found all of it normal (his memories are of the SoT universe) but when they stopped playing he was so weirded out by everything since he's used to a fantasy world

"Cartman stop rping we finished 2 hours ago" "who trapped those guys inside that box 😰" (they were watching TV 💀)

Now (after they came out) they don't play SoT as much, so he only takes full control on special occasions or when Kenny is on a Princess shift (otherkin Kenny 💯)

Only actually close to Kenny because of that, doesn't talk much to anyone else

Grim:

18yo

it/raccoon neos/he

The Coon

Physical protector

Formed because of Cartman's hero persona, but that was long before they started going out as The Coon (they made the first concept for that sona when they were around 4-5yo)

But one day it fronted and decided why not go out fight crime

The others didn't know about this at first

They just knew they had a weird fixation on that "Coon" hero (which, they didn't know where they saw him either but wtv)

But one day Sam decided to go out as Coon (in a rp manner) and found he looked exactly like him

Grim fronted in the middle of it and yk Coon'd for a bit

And Sam did remember that time

So what made more sense is that he'd been The Coon since the beginning

(which wasn't exactly a lie-)

After their syscovery, they assumed Grim formed after they started going out as The Coon

Grim has never confirmed nor denied this

Every single time Kenny's in his Mysterion shift fur gets yeeted to front just so they can argue for a while 💀

Talks to pretty much all the gang but mainly Mysterion'd Kenny

Gets called a furry 24/7 by both his headmates and Kenny (and the rest of the gang sometimes, not as much tho). He fucking hates it.

Adrian:

16yo

he/him

S3xual protector

Metrosexual Cartman

But he's a full-on homosexual

Cartman's metrosexual phase lasted longer than anyone else's because "it's not a phase mom it's who I am 🙄💅"

It was a phase for everyone but Adrian

He's still in that phase

Has hooked up with half the system and even a couple guys out of it

Nothing serious though

Before they came out he respected Cartman's image and didn't flirt with their friends, but after they did there's not a conversation in which he's not telling them the gayest most explicit shit ever

The gang are between confidence boost and absolute utter cringe fucking kill me pls

Theodore:

17yo

he/him

Persecutor (misguided protector) + academic

Formed during Tsst, he's the nice submissive version of Cartman

Would let basically anyone boss him around

Good intentions all the time

Won't do anything bad on purpose

All his submissiveness has gotten them in trouble though

To the point the others try to avoid him fronting as much as they can

He switched in when they were going to kill Liane though, that's good

Goes exclusively by Theodore, some people have tried to call him Theo but he hates that

After they come out, the gang are kinda uncomfortable with him, but Butters warms up to him eventually

(the reason why they're uncomfortable is because Theodore has such a Not Cartman way to act, and also because he's kinda really fucking lame)

(also a bit because Sam has told them all about the times Theodore has messed up)

Sunny/Love

Ageless

love-related neos

Cupid Me

S3xual protector

Hypersexual

When heart's at front, heart'll flirt with Kyle so much it's insane

Is it because fluff's in love with him? Is it because fluff ships kyman? Is it because of a secret third reason? Who knows

Btw everyone else (/sys) was so confused about it at first, like, "...wdym I was acting weird yesterday? I was flirting with you?? And calling you Ky-boo??? Good one dude but quit the bullshit I never did that"

Then when they had the syscovery nobody associated that with some alter doing it

Until a few months after they came out Kyle connected the dots and almost instantly told Sam (who was so pissed off at Sunny 😭)

Love's mostly close to the girls (Nichole, Bebe, even Wendy), but a lot closer to Collins and Anne

Also 💘's never stopped flirting with Kyle, and will never stop (slay)

Introjects:

Eight/8/H:

56yo

he/him

Hitler factive, really connected to source

Protector + Prosecutor

Formed soon after they learnt about Hitler's existence

Fronts at times in which they have to act commanding, such as The Passion Of The Jew or Ginger Kids

Also fronted during some of Tsst, and was who planned (and tried) to kill Liane

After they came out, he didn't front much in front of their friends (he found them lame)

But one day something Bad happened when they woke up and he got triggered to front, so he had to go to school

When the gang noticed he was acting different, they asked who he was

Well, Kyle did, but Eight refused to answer

Stan asked again and H told them his name was Adolf Hitler

Kyle refused to even look at him the rest of that day (and rightfully so)

When someone else switched in, Kyle told them that if 8 didn't at least change his name he'd never talk to any of them ever again, so that's why he goes by Eight/8/H (that was the most he'd accept to change it)

When he's at front (not often) Kyle has to resist the urge to beat him up (he doesn't wanna hurt some of the others), but to find them both in the same room is practically imposible

Jenni:

25yo

she/her

Jenniffer Lopez fictive

Talks in spanish sometimes, it's horribly incorrect but she doesn't care

She's the one who does most of the drag

Also the other one (besides Adrian) who hooks up with random guys

She's mostly at cofront rather than full front (talking with the hand because it "looks less weird"), but she's been at full front sometimes too :3

Fucking hates Mitch

After they come out, she hangs out with Bebe sometimes (but not really too often, she'll much rather go with celebrities)

Mitch Conner:

31yo

they/he

Sam first made him up so he could "get rid of" Jenni without looking too insane

But then they actually split

Jenni and Mitch fucking hate each other, Jenni because he steals her identity and Mitch because he thinks she's annoying

Whenever they front they'll find out everything they can about the other alters (and everyone in general) just so they can get stuff from them later

Kyle is so annoyed by his existence for some reason

Other (idk where else to put her soo):

Mae:

21yo

she/her

Persecutor

Originally split when they were a little kid (3-5), to take care of them when Liane didn't (she was kinda neglectful back then)

Also to have them grow up in a hopefully healthier environment

But she started obsessing over growing up and maturing to the point she actually made them unsafe

Such as in 1%, when she mutilated their stuffed animals and almost killed them (by burning down their house) in the process

Now she almost never fronts, and only Irick knows where she is and is allowed to talk to her

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hatsunevitu · 11 months

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okay this might seem like a lil bit controversial topic but please imagine tfbw but if cartman knew what fancervice and queerbait meant. like. are you really telling me he wouldn’t use it to get more fans and attention and money? please. so i strongly believe he’d make kyle participate in this shit with him to get more profit, and when kyle found out about new romantic-ish scenes between human kite and racoon that cartman had just written into the script for human kite’s movie… kyle’d get completely furious so he went to cartman’s basement and tried to make a scene.

(also i know i can’t call super craig a side character but i believe kyle actually thinks that the main characters are the racoon and human kite. no offense to craig tho. oh and just in case: i do not support queerbaiting!!)

k: Fatass!

c: What are you doing here? You’re supposed to be at home reading your script!

k: I did read the script! And what the hell are all those scenes you’ve added? They make no sense!

c: Do not question my narrator’s talent, jew. I’m the one who’s in charge of writing, your task is to memorise it and worship me for all my hard work.

k: Really? Oh, really? “Hard work”, you say? What is this fucking moment, you fat piece of shit?

c: Which one, Kahl? Please, elaborate.

k: “The Racoon is on the verge of death, fighting for every breath, so Human Kite heroically decides to give him mouth-to-mouth. The camera switches to the reaction of other Friends, but loud sounds of CPR can be heard behind the scenes”.

c: Pretty dramatic, huh? I really outdid myself, didn’t I?

k: The whole new script is full of this shit! What’s the matter, Cartman?

c: You know, just decided to make your movie more inclusive and… spicy. Are you against it?

k: Yes! Yes, I am against it, I don’t want to participate in this! There are so many actually homosexual people and by doing this you erase them. That is wrong, unethical and also it’s freaking gay!

c: A-huh. So did I get it correctly, Kahl, that you don’t want to make our characters closer ‘cause that is in your opinion, and I quote, “gay”? What are you, homophobic?

k: Knock it off! Stop twisting my words, that is not what I said!

c: Then I see no reasons to reject my offer, Kyle.

k: It’s just so inappropriate and wrong!

c: What’s wrong about two male characters being close and emotionally attached to each other?

k: Everything! If it’s me and you – everything is wrong! Where’s the catch, Fatass? I will not believe for a single minute that you’re doing it for inclusion of minorities.

c: …Well, okay. I guess… I guess it is time for you to learn this.

k: Learn what? What are you talking about, Cartman?

c: Have you ever heard the word “queerbaiting”, Kyle?

k: Uh… no. What’s that?

c: Let me start with another question. Who do you think is the most popular character in Racoon and Friends?

k: Um-m-m… I don’t know, probably you?

c: Wrong! It’s not me, Kahl. And wipe that smirk off your face, ‘cause it’s not you either.

k: Then who?

c: Super Craig.

k: What? This can’t be… You’re the main character, he can’t be more popular than you or me! It makes no sense!

c: That’s what I thought! When I first saw the character popularity rank I started thinking… Where was my mistake? How is it possible for a side character like Super Craig to be more popular than me and you? Is it his character design? His backstory? His role in the plot? I was seeking for answers for hours until I finally realised…

k: Realised what? Come on, stop wasting my time!

c: Patience, Kyle, patience. It’s the most important trait for a superhero. So, let me continue. The main reason of popularity when it comes to Netflix… The reason why everyone loves Super Craig so much… The gayness, Kyle.

k: …Huh?

c: That’s right, you heard it correctly. The gayness. Homosexual orientation immediately makes a male character more attractive to fans.

k: …That’s stupid.

c: No, Kahl! There can be no mistake! I looked through the popularity rate of Freedom Pals and guess who the most favorite is there?

k: No way…

c: Yes way, Kahl! It’s fucking Wonder Tweek! The one with the most lousy backstory I’ve ever seen! The fans are completely in love with his cute little dramatic breakup with his boyfriend. Can you imagine it?!

k: Wow… That’s…

c: I understand how shocked you are now, but that’s not the end. Then I’ve heard the term “queerbaiting” and that is so goddamn genius, man, you’ll just love it! It’s when two dudes, who are not directly said to be homosexuals, show some gay hints here and there.

k: So?..

c: Don’t you get it, Kyle? It’s just hints! You don’t have to *actually* be gay, the fans will just fill the blanks themselves! It saves a lot of troubles with homophobes and laws in foreign countries, but you can still make money on gay jokes! That’s sweet, dude!

k: Wait, and do you expect people to actually buy it?

c: …Who are the most popular rivals in DC?

k: Batman and Joker?

c: Who are the most popular characters themselves?

k: …Batman and Joker. Dude… what the fuck?…

c: See? Told you!

k: So you want us to be gay so we become the most liked ones?

c: Yes, if you put it simple.

k: That’s… kind of messed up.

c: Oh my god, we won’t be *really* gay. Just… hints or something.

k: O-okay… Just to be clear: there won’t be any weird moments we have to actually take part in, will there?

c: What do you mean?

k: Like… um… I don’t know, some too-gay shit like holding hands or really kissing?

c: I will hope so. Believe me, Kahl, I like it no more than you do.

k: Well… Are you sure they’ll all like it?

c: Totally!

k: Oh, god, I feel like there is some kind of a trap, but…

c: Think about money, Kyle. The large, unthinkable pile of money and fame for just small scenes with some remotely gay-ish dialogues. That thought must calm your little jewish soul.

k: …Just so you know, I still fucking hate you. And I’m doing it only because I don’t think it’s right for a side character to be more popular than the main ones.

c: Whatever makes you sleep at night, Kyle. Whatever makes you sleep at night…

#kyman #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #sp #south park #south park tfbw #tfbw #sp kyman #cartman x kyle #kyman headcanon #also i use racoon instead of just coon

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hawkinshightigcrs · 2 years

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what human emotion are you?

Coon

anger - you are angry at the world and as you should be you have been hurt and messed around with too many times and you don’t deserve that. you care a lot about others well being even after being hurt and you worry you take out your feelings on others (you don’t you are amazing DW!) and you overthink a lot

Josie

nostalgia - you are scared to grow up and scared of the future, but it will all be okay focus on the present not the future you also miss your childhood

Misty

tired - you are tired but not just the kind of tired that you need sleep, you are tired with others yourself and the world in general and you just want a break but allow yourself some self care time and spend some time with those who make you happy I promise it will be better and remember you are an amazing person- stop putting urself down

Rosemary

joy - you are fun to be around, you always try your best to make others happy but try make yourself happy more often too. you are selfless and kind. just because you are joy doesnt mean you are internally happy but you make others happy and remember what an amazing person you are

Thea

sadness - you are caring and worry for others you put others before yourself making you sad as people let you down, you should try focus on your own happiness and stop listening to sad music and watching sad movies(we all do it sometimes) you also try to hide ur inner feelings but remember it’s okay to cry

#Queue #Dash Games #Coon Headcanons #Jo Headcanons #Misty Headcanons #Rosemary Headcanons #Thea Headcanons

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weird-snail · 1 year

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Fast pass hc

It was so hard to draw him I tried to do it the same way like I did the others but it's not working so I think I going to finish up tfbw then go to stick of truth but I really only like a few character so I'm really scrambling to find ways to draw them

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imtrashraccoon · 6 months

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Been a long time coming but here are a couple of headcanons for my Horrortale boys. I wanted to come up with more but haven't just yet.

Baston: Horror Sans

- He changed his name at some point after leaving the Underground to have a fresh start of sorts. The name he chose is a word that refers to a baton, a staff, or a cudgel.

- While he doesn't prefer blunt weapons, in a pinch he can and will use anything at his disposal if it means coming out of a conflict alive. He prefers to use a weapon that is akin to a large axe or cleaver since he can't use much magic after his injury.

- He is a kind soul deep down, although he is rather guarded and has become jaded from the things he's gone through in his life. Generally, his priority is to keep his brother and himself safe, and he is rather hesitant to extend that same kindness to anyone else. He will go out of his way to help someone though if he thinks they need it and wouldn't take advantage of his or his brother's kindness.

- Baston is generally the calm and stoic type, but he can carry conversation, just doesn't prefer to. He spends much of his time alone and other than his brother, almost never interacts with anyone else.

- He wouldn't do well in large crowds as he gets pretty anxious around so many strangers that could, potentially, attack him. While his anti-social tendencies are natural from spending so much time away from society, the deeper reason is more psychological and stems from his trauma in the Underground.

- Baston is a woodsman as well an expert tracker and hunter. Despite his size, he moves deceptively silent. However since he is a monster, animals are more comfortable around him in general, but he has an extreme amount of patience and can stay still for hours on end which also aids his super stealth. He can and will track potential prey for several days at a time, slowly wearing it down, until he sees the most opportune time to strike.

- His senses are much stronger than any human's and he can pretty much follow his prey at such a distance where they would have no idea he's even trailing them. Of course, this means that most creatures would have no idea he's nearby, unless he wanted to make his presence known.

Hemlock: Horror Papyrus

- He chose the name Hemlock after leaving the Underground for the same reasons as Baston. Hemlock had a particular fascination for all the different types of trees on the surface and for this reason he chose his new name. It refers to the types of conifers in the Tsuga genus although there is also a plant called Poison Hemlock.

- He is the kind of person who will show unconditional love to anyone he meets and will go above and beyond to help them, even if they don't need it. This can be detrimental since he has the bad habit of neglecting his own needs just to help someone else. He's gotten better since leaving the Underground, but it is very difficult for him to not act like a mother hen if he believes someone isn't looking after themselves properly.

- Hemlock is a bit more social than his brother, although he pretty much never talks to anyone else either. Although, he will gladly talk your ears off once he gets comfortable around you, especially if you share similar interests as him.

- Large crowds aren't a good idea for him though as he would likely get overwhelmed rather quickly. He's pretty traumatized as well, although he tends to ignore it rather than repress it like Baston does.

- Hemlock doesn't hunt like Baston does, mostly because he has a difficult time moving for long periods of time over uneven terrain. His area of expertise is with elaborate traps, although he is quite capable of making them nearly invisible to anyone but himself. Generally, he leaves the task of checking the traps to his brother but he will fix broken traps or devise new ones on his free time.

- His preferred hobby has to do with botany though. He is an expert at identifying edible plants from poisonous ones.

- He also likes to look after plants inside since it's far easier to look after them than a garden. He does grow a garden in the warmer months, though he often has Baston do the heavier work. Hemlock also has a lot of knowledge about trees, but mostly local varieties and he knows which ones are best used for various purposes.

#undertale #coons random garbage #baston #hemlock #horrortale #horrortale sans #horrortale papyrus #headcanons #coons drabbles

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mothwiingz · 18 days

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seaspark cat version

whats sharkstar doing with that scruffy ass rogue!!

#ignore that i forgot the stripes on embers legs #ember & brickell tag #oc: ember #brickell tag #my art #oh yeah um headcanon time #catbrickell (aka sharkstar) is a maine coon #shes the leader of riverclan #churchill and obyn are her deputy and medcat but i havent decided what their wc names are #she got the muzzle scar from fighting a dog to defend her camp #and she got the back scar from a twoleg fox trap #she also lost half her tail in the trap #ember is a rogue who lives in the junkyard with his friends #he’s too disabled to hunt so he uses the small amount of energy he has to build elaborate traps #he thrives off deer and bear meat since thats the only prey big enough worth trapping #all the traps are made out of stuff from the junkyard #an engineer at heart in every timeline 💚🧪#oc stuff

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the-cat-at-the-theatre-door · 2 years

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Old Deuteronomy is extremely high on the list of “cats that love humans”, and you can’t tell me otherwise. He’s pro cat and human friendly relations as evidenced by his complete disregard for cats having to initiate first contact with a human companion (so long as you aren’t being too familiar, that is - stranger danger and all that); there’s probably a reason that the humans all love him enough to block entire roads off - because he loves them back and has done so for years. He’s essentially the village’s collective cat.

He makes his appearances rarely, almost as if he were a ghost or a figment of your imagination, but when he *does* show up around town, people light up. The priests all love him at the vicarage and let him wander wherever he’d like (including in the church); the fishermen at port always save something for him in case he chances by; many a family have let him in their houses if it was raining, and he adapts to each one extremely quickly; he’ll even get along with their other animals near instantly.

You’ll often find children clinging to his neck, or sitting next to him and patting his back, or clutching his tail as he sits observing the street (and if their parents move to pull them away for “bothering” him, he’ll just turn his head towards them and blink slowly - Bothering who? Not me; they’re not bothering me). Some of them will attempt to engage him in play (and he would participate until he got too old to do so). Some children even claimed that he was speaking with them; whether that was actually true, no one is certain. That would be between him and them, wouldn’t it?

#Old Deuteronomy #my headcanons #deuteronomy is just a big cuddly maine coon who loves attention from people #he probably lets kids tug his fur and everything #he doesn't like it when cats would say 'well we're too good for them' - no one is too good for anyone perhaps you ought #to get that ego of yours checked out my friend #he doesn't mind if cats don't *like* humans - everyone has their reasons and some of them have trauma - but if the reasons are #'well they're dumb things aren't they? not worth our time'#or something along those lines #deuteronomy doesn't like that #if one of the kittens says such things he'll carefully ask 'And why do you think that?'#and will continue to ask them that until it is revealed that it was most likely something they felt they *needed* to feel #or were told by their parents or peers #and when they come to that realization he'll give them the 'it takes all kinds' speech

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inevitablemoment · 2 months

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I'm impatient, so does anyone want to hear any Egon and Cathleen during her pregnancies headcanons?

*no one raises their hands* Okay, here we go... It's all under the cut.

As I've brought up before, Egon and Cathleen struggled to conceive, and Cathleen suffered a second-trimester miscarriage.

After some time to heal and take a break (as well as Cathleen's struggles with alcoholism), Cathleen becomes pregnant with Callie.

They're living in Cambridge at the time, as Egon is studying at MIT, so Cathleen rushes to the campus to tell Egon as soon as her doctor confirms it.

Egon is just... so happy. But he's also very scared, as he's afraid what a second miscarriage or a stillbirth would do to Cathleen, as well as losing another baby.

Cathleen deals with a lot of morning sickness during the first trimester and well into her fourth month. Egon tries various cures that he's either read about or learned from his mother and his sister-in-law, but the most that Cathleen can keep down are water and saltines.

Doctors' appointments are always a source of anxiety for the both of them, but they're always relieved when they hear their baby's heartbeat.

Cathleen steals a lot of Egon's clothes as she gets bigger. By her ninth month, she's usually curled up in bed with a pillow between her legs and swimming in his MIT sweatshirt.

They both KNOW that the baby's a girl, but they still refer to the baby in a gender neutral way throughout the pregnancy.

You KNOW that Egon goes deep into researching everything there is to know about pregnancy. He also keeps logs of Cathleen's symptoms and the size of her growing belly.

He reads about bonding with the baby while they're still in the womb, and talks to the belly before he leaves for the day and when he comes home. He reads aloud to the baby, and Cathleen plays music.

Cathleen mostly craves sweets during her pregnancy, with her favorite being her mother-in-law's recipe for brownies.

Cathleen is a week or two overdue when she finally goes into labor. As she and Egon are leaving for the hospital, her water breaks in the car. Labor is long and grueling, but it's all worth it in the end when Callie Violet Spengler is born.

Cathleen deals with some pretty rough postpartum depression for the first few months of Callie's life. She's convinced that Callie hates her, that Callie loves Egon more than her, and that she's a terrible mother. Thankfully, she has a good support system (especially since she went no contact with her side of the family) and is able to develop healthier coping mechanisms.

In the Cathleen Lives AU, Marie is a bit of a surprise.

Cathleen is 44, not to mention Callie was the only child that she had carried to term up to that point, so she and Egon assumed that their childbearing days were behind them.

So imagine how shocked Cathleen is when her doctor tells that it's not early menopause, she's pregnant.

It takes about a day for her to let it sink in before she tells Egon.

While Egon is just as shocked as her, he is very happy.

Callie, who is nearing her ninth birthday, is excited about the idea of a little brother or sister, which relieves her parents.

Surprisingly, despite being an older mother, this pregnancy seems to go off without a hitch. I mean, she still has awful morning sickness, but there's no dire health concerns.

During the events of Ghostbusters II, Cathleen is very close to her due date.

Egon is pretty concerned with her being out in the field, but she insists that she can take care of herself.

Eventually, the stress of being wrongfully committed and learning that Callie followed Dana to the museum is a factor in sending her into labor, and she has contractions throughout the night.

After Vigo's defeat, her water breaks and she confesses to Egon that she tried to hide that she was in labor.

While Egon is upset that she didn't tell him, that is quickly swept away by excitement and happiness.

An ambulance is waiting outside to take Cathleen to the hospital, and by the time they arrive, she's fully dilated.

Marie Rae Spengler is born half-past midnight on New Year's Day.

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