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columboscreens · 7 months

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#columbo #season 1 #blueprint for murder #Daniel #Cooler Daniel #posting this because i was browsing frames through my image viewer and i got jumpscared by sunglasses patrick o neal

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shera-dnd · 6 months

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I try not to be negative here. Like there's just too much negativity in this webbed site as is and I don't wanna add on to it

BUT god it's so hard not to shit on Mihoyo's character designs

Like I could write a whole fucking essay on why Yae Miko maybe has the ONLY good character design in Inazuma, and how Kokomi's and Raiden's designs are an affront to character design

Not to mention how much I could dunk on how pasty white the entirety of their fantasy India is

...but that would take like an ungodly amount of words and effort and ranting, and like I said I wanna keep negativity to a minimum

so instead I'm gonna do a little "bulk dunk" and go for the entirety of HSR in one go

quick disclaimer that I still play and enjoy these games and Jingliu has me by the balls no matter how painfully boring her character design actually is

ALRIGHT LET'S GO!

I guess it goes without saying that the design of any character in a gacha game is created with only a single thought in mind and that is: MASS MARKET APPEAL!

Which means the characters are meant to be PRETTY and their designs are meant for immediate appeal, not to actually inform the character

This results in some...weirdness

Like the fact that the Natasha (girl on the left) raised Seele (girl on the right) from childhood and used to run an orphanage, meaning she's much MUCH older than Seele, even tho they look about the same age

Okay Nat does look a little older, but no one is allowed to look old in this game

Something that becomes extra clear with

Serval! Who you'd be forgiven for thinking is a young adult playing for a rock band, and not a middle aged disgraced scientist who used to be in a rock band.

And yeah she's supposed to be AT LEAST in her 30s, because girl is the same age as Cocolia and that woman is a mother to an adult woman by the time we meet her

Oh and speaking of Nat and Serval, you've now seen 2/3s of all characters with ANY FORM OF BLEMISHES ON THEIR SKIN!

Nat has a spot on her chin, and Serval has a tattoo on her hip

Last one is Arlan

My man has the only two scars in this whole ass video game. He's also the only dark skinned character. He follows a pattern set by Xinyan and Dehya in Genshin, by being dark skin rep, carrying a big sword, and sucking absolute ass

But okay these characters are pretty, but there's nothing wrong with keeping characters pretty. Well, there is when their prettiness goes against what their character is supposed to be

So Belobog's story is one of class struggle in a military state that is holding back a never ending catastrophe. The entire population of the world is just one big walled city holding back the cold.

In it the rich and powerful live in the Overworld, where they have museums and theaters and grand statues, and a massive building from which their rulers can pass judgement.

The Underworld is mostly just a giant fucking mine where the lower class people are forced to work 24/7 in order to get food and medicine from the Overworld in the hopes that they'll keep surviving.

Underworld characters are survivors who have been struggling every day of their lives and have NEVER SEEN SUNLIGHT BEFORE

Yeah guys I can really get hardworking survivor from these two

But I mean that is just ONE planet, it can't be a thing for EVERY world, right? ...right?

So the Xianzhou Luofu is... a lot. Like it would take a long time to explain everything that is up with those guys, but the big themes here are stuff around chronic illness, memories, PTSD, war time trauma, and a whole bunch of stuff about aging

Like here are two characters who are veterans of war. One is constantly overwhelmed by her own traumatic memories, causing her to go into violent dissociative episodes.

The other one lost her copilot/best friend/rival/love of her life (YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME SHE ISN'T GAY, MIHOYO) in battle, and the trauma of that loss has left her terrified of flying again, living the rest of her life in the shadow of this one monumental event

...yeah I don't see it either

But hey don't worry, this game believes in gender equality, and that means the men are also just very pretty and very boring

Like the Luofu's messiest polycule, who are all millennia old pretty boys made with the sole purpose of making the straight women in the fanbase call them "daddy"

Well at least Blade has spider lily symbolism, which is like always a plus for me

Okay

That's it

That's all the dunking I have for HSR. I exorcised the angry grumpy critic from my system, and can go back to being positive and loving things again.

And I mean these games make more money than I can ever even conceptualize, so maybe I'm the one who is wrong

Oh also

Clara is perfect and objectively the best character design in this game, don't fucking @ me!

#hsr #honkai star rail #natasha #seele #serval #arlan #luka #jingliu #yukong #dan heng #dan heng il #cooler daniel #blade #jing yuan #clara #fuck that's a lot of characters

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torse · 1 year

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#this would have been funnier with p1 vs p2 but thats been done and also this is ancient #cooler daniel #also introducing my shutter shades png #you will become intimately familiar with it #pathologic #pathologic2 #pathologic 2 #морутопия #daniil dankovsky

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naili27 · 8 months

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Fionna and Cake episode 6

#spoiler #fionna and cake #simon #winter king #meme #daniel cooler daniel #adventure time

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arsuf · 10 months

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CIDOLFUS TELAMON Final Fantasy XVI

#cidolfus telamon #final fantasy #final fantasy xvi #ffxviedit #gamingedit #video games #games #clive - daniel; cid - the cooler daniel

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endlessnightarts · 1 year

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#iwtv #interview with the vampire #memes #The Cooler Daniel meme #made this joke in the tags on my last posts #now it exists on its own

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ginger-canary · 2 months

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So I've been so entertained by the D20 mini auction and I cannot unsee this.

#d20 #dimension 20 #dropout auction #billy hellmouth #fantasy high freshman year #fhfy #currently daniel n the cooler daniel are the same price #i'd call that a win for daniel #freckles shitposts

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milimeters-morales · 11 months

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how many clocks y’all think he broke

#also was he lowering his voice? bc i know thats like probably daniel’s natural voice and hobie was being louder so ofc it’s sounding diff #(is latching onto anything that suggests hobie wants to seem cooler to miles by deepening his voice)#hobie brown #spiderpunk #spider punk #m&m posts

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6ad6ro · 9 months

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#street fighter 6 #aki #fang #street fighter #gaming #the cooler daniel #a.k.i.#f.a.n.g #sf6 #street fighter vi #photo #edit #mine

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gascansposts · 5 months

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Part three of the Dead Tired cafe notes, my boy and watched a video on how to draw people from Youtube

Tim, Elle, and Dante! Also you can’t tell me that Dan wouldn’t be a Warrior Cats kid like what?

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cherrycro · 8 months

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I started watching tssm and i’m in love

#TSSM #the spectacular spider man #Doc Ock #Dr Octopus #tssm doc ock #tssm doctor octopus #Daniel The cooler Daniel #my art #my art 2023

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wentian · 10 months

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Imbibitor Lunae 🐉🍁

High Elder of the Luofu, bearer of the Azure Dragon's legacy, bringing forth clouds and rain, and entrusted with the duty of guarding the Ambrosial Arbor. Revered with the title of "Imbibitor Lunae."

#honkai: star rail #honkai star rail #dan heng #imbibitor lunae #dan feng #hsr #gamingedit #hsredit #honkaiedit #my gifs #hsr spoilers #star rail #i can't believe they spoiled themselves like this but at least i can finally scream about him here #cooler daniel my beloved

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adobe-outdesign · 2 years

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