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We write many stories about humans dying out in a nuclear war and afterward the world is populated by disgusting things like cockroach people, or rat people, but the crazy thing is that it actually happened
For dinosaurs the apocalypse happened and we are the rat people, quite literally. The only mammals at the time of the dinosaurs were like tiny rats. If they saw us, and elephants, and giraffes, and whales, they would just see rats twisted in horrifying ways to fit the roles of dinosaurs
Once I thought about that, I never saw the world in the same way, man. It's like everything around me is taken from a page of the book "All tomorrwos"
But then again, we rat people think we and all the other deformed rats are beautiful. Come to think of it, dinosaurs would be horrified in similar ways by looking at birds, but birds are beautiful too
The world recovered from the apocalypse, and it became beautiful again, even if it's really weird, and I guess that was the point of the book "All tomorrows"?
Maybe life always finds a way to be beautiful. Maybe the cockroach people will be really beautiful once we get to know them
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk
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the first snow in harbin, northeastern china
#china#fun#video#douyin#weather#the ice city#cnetizens comment meanwhile the people of Guangdong are fighting against mosquitoes and flying cockroaches in the south#winter
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Weird question so feel free to ignore, but in your different species AU can gecko!Donnie lose and regrow his tail like real geckos?
I think a lot about the fact that he dropped his tail during the fight with Shredder at the end of the first season
don't worry, the tail will grow back!
...but it's much worse than the first one, which will make Donnie hate it. inactive and inappropriate in color. over time the tone will even out, but it'll take him a long time to get used to it (this idea is still raw, so perhaps there will be an update in the future)
AND THIS
@khlegacynexus yes, he won't lose his arm (unless I change it-)
@j3llyfishssh
#talking cockroach#rottmnt#donatello#leonardo#gecko donnie#salamander leo#disaster twins#teenage mutant ninja everything-but-turtles#tmnebt#I LOVE HOW PEOPLE GIVE ME RANDOM FACTS ABOUT AMPHIBIANS/REPTILES#it helps a lot thank y'all !!!!#<3
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oh him? he's just a monk. no he doesn't harbor deep desires of greatness don't worry about it
#zhu my little bug (literally)#he's a praying mantis a cricket a cockroach...#i love her#AND HE HAS DIMPLES#i imagine she's the type to stare a lot at people. and it elicits an interesting reaction in them#with this polite yet knowing almost-smile and her piercing wide eyes#also i know she's described as ugly in the books and i respect that. but i want her to be just a bit alluring in a fucked up way. like#now. this took sooo long. for absolutely no reason#i redid it like 10000 times and still didn't feel 100% satisfied but today i decided to set it free#i hope you guys like it anyway!#:)#zhu chongba#zhu yuanzhang#she who became the sun#he who drowned the world#the radiant emperor#shelley parker chan#fanart#myart
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City Slicker
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Honestly I almost kept it as saying Jeremy Clarkson but I thought I should probably use an actual tmnt character.
It would be funny if Leo just had this hatred for Clarkson for some reason though.
Pixel art Commissions
#tmnt#tmnt fanart#tmnt art#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt 2k3#tmnt 2003#tmnt leonardo#tmnt donatello#tmnt 2003 leo#tmnt 2003 donnie#tmnt 2003 donatello#tmnt donatello fanart#tmnt donny#tmnt don#tmnt donnie#tmnt leonardo fanart#tmnt leo 2003#tmnt leo#tmnt leo fanart#BTW the reason is that cockroaches find people disgusting#iirc
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I TURNED SOME OF MY FRIENDS INTO BUGS!!!!!
I have more bugs to friend and more friends to bug!!!!
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Happy 15th Anniversary to Monsters Vs Aliens!!
inspired by a couple of friends, we impulsively collaborated on a monsters (& alien/s) quinceañera (◍•ᴗ•◍)♡✧*。
it's a bit late but I'm glad most of the family got to get together
Mel & Dr. Cockroach by @marjossa (+ idea)
Galactia & Amy by @fangirl-creates
Ombre, Laurel, & Bob by @karastears
Dan by @nightwatcherarts
Isabelle by @monstrouspegasister
Gallaxhar by @the.lockheed.rubik on Instagram
#monsters vs aliens#ginormica#susan murphy#dr cockroach#the missing link#link monsters vs aliens#bob monsters vs aliens#butterflyosaurus#insectosaurus#gallaxhar#mva ocs#yeah safe draws stuff#cool people do cool stuff
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Lord of the Rings quotes in Akkadian, this time with the cuneiform actually included.
#people complaining that my stuff in the cuneiform tag wasn't in cuneiform#men in black cockroach voice#IS THIS BETTER
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I’m a terrible mutual I hope you know that
For @wowa-bublord :)!
#cloud strife#I asked before doing this don’t come at me#this is the first full thing I’ve done in over four months#I forgot how much fun normal people art is#god I’m a horrible mutual GHGMGLFNHGK#sorry about the cockroach.
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interview with Riverfront Times 🛹
#summary: he’s a cockroach and he finds it funny if people recognise him in a pit#swings at them for hiding this right at the end! beautiful photo#darby allin#aew#interview
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this is tango and pearl. to me. “which is which? and there’s 3 cockroaches??” i dont know man
#my post#hermitcraft#pearlescentmoon#tangotek#this is so specific. i am sorry to all the people who have not seen oggy and the cockroaches#basically it’s kinda tom and jerry -like#the cockroaches fuck around and piss off oggy a bunch. there’s 2 other cats and also a bulldog. i havent seen an episode in at least 6 years#this is also kinda#tango on main#because i put it in the tags of today’s tango…
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FB Marketplace.
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i need people to start writing scientists as completely batshit. none of us are normal. the “uptight and logical and rational” stereotype is a facade
#i love my labs. no one is normal#everyone is nuts!!!! you think someone is super impressive and normal and then you’ll hit a topic and be blown away because they immediately#shift to the weirdest possible person you’ve ever seen. the most normal person ive seen is the entomology professor who was so pissed about#the reclassification of cockroaches that he will start yelling#my boss is a post doctorate. he’s so smart it’s nuts. i was told AT LENGTH about his cats’ grooming habits#one of my coworkers was tipsy and was showing us her beetle tattoo and then immediately pivoted to animal noises#‘yeah and then the tattoo artist made it simmetrical. i can make a noise like a dying seal want to hear’#we were playing jackbox and I got the prompt ‘my asshole is leaking’. i drew a butt plug. my boss and my entire lab was in the room#the p.i. of my other lab keeps emailing the entire lab memes#we’re normal people but in a strange way. we’re abnormal but not in the way people think about scientists#one of my coworkers was a music producer who made hundreds of thousands of dollars if not more but just. has a personal passion for#plant genetics. so he works in labs. but he’s a music producer#idk im just thinking about this bc of the party Friday
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considering how fnaf was based off of chuck e cheese, them doing this sly 'fnaf but not legally fnaf' cash grab just proves my point of how spot on scott cawthon was with making fazbear entertainment a shitty company. CEC Entertainment really is that bad
#theyre really profiting off of the fnaf movie when they LITERALLY GOT RID OF ALL THEIR ANIMATRONICS???#COME ON#do they really need money THAT badly?#and as someone who worked at chuck e cheese for a long ass time#trust me its really bad#cockroaches fucking everywhere#throwup soaked into the carpet#everything is dirty and nasty as fuck because they dont hire enough people to clean everything#has violated several osha rules#all their stuff is cheaply made but overpriced to hell and back#treats their staff horribly (at least at the one i worked at)#getting paid for one job but having to do literally e v e r y t h i n g (in my case)#always understaffed and overworked#the pizza isnt reused tho its actually fresh as fuck#overall terrible place#ESPECIALLY if youre working there#which is why i dont regret stealing over $200 worth of prizes from the prize counter throughout my time there#im still salty about this almost a year later#fnaf#chuck e cheese
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Christ I block so many people to avoid Imogen discourse and still it gets through, and it is *always* the same stupid pattern of people poorly interpreting what Imogen did/said to -> cast aspersions on her dedication to the cause/say she's going evil -> saying Imogen fans can't hack any critique of her when they get mad that people are saying she said or did something she didn't.
This is so BORING y'all can we talk about what actually happened and Imogen's actual issues and not this constant rehashing of the same ideas that are not even accurate to the show, like *goddamn*
#like i also think the critiques of orym and ashton are overblown but also!#they have both been kinda assholes!#not to the extent some people act like and tgat is also exhausting but#at least those discourse streams dont happen every goddamn episode the same way i am EXHAUSTED BY YALL#critical role#imogen temult#had to block someone who was calling imodna fans cockroaches this time like jesus fuck also why are you just nasty#for what reason!#christ
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