this is how my therapist looks at me when i walk into her office for the 5th time that week

cock.

my adventures with the corinthian bot

COCK

my patrons are gonna get such a nice study page from me :)

i need that man and his fucking green liquid

cock is such a special word

hey guys do you know what the penis aisle is idk someone told me to check there at cvs and i dont know if its real

HAMMOND YOU SODDING TIC TAC THIS WAS MY LAMBORGHINI

UHHH

I LOVE THEM👩‍🎤👩‍🎤 WOO

good news, ive discovered that the maximum dick size in skyrim as per racemenu sliders is somewhere around the distance between riften and solitude, plus a few more hundred or so miles. give or take a little bit for going well beyond the draw distance

Mm, men.

You know that study that found when doing a blind taste test the majority of people prefer pepsi over coca cola so coke changed their recipe to taste more like pepsi, and people actually liked the new coke a lot less because the people who were buying coke didn't want it to taste like pepsi they wanted their coke to taste like coke. That's what a lot of the new changes tumblr is working on feel like.

Edit: Instead of tagging staff in this you may want to fill out a support ticket instead. It's a better way to tell them directly what exactly you dislike about the new changes and what makes them bad. You can label your ticket as feedback if you're unsure. Here's the link:

Yeah I would also ignore his crimes for ten years ngl