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babiebom · 15 days

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Wowow rewatching criminal minds from the start I really dislike Haley(this is hitch’s wife right?)

Like I understand that she wants him home but DAMN I don’t even think she works?????? Like when he’s home he helps with the house and child care (so he’s obviously not a bad guy to be married to)

He’s gone all the time but he’s WORKING. It’s not like he’s cheating or leaving to leave. He’s saving LIVES like actually an irl hero. And you’re mad because his life goal is to save people??? Like damn you’re obviously living in a good house, and from this episode it looks like she’s cheating

So like stfu? Like DAMN I’m mad my super hot husband who loves me is good at his job like I would understand if she was worried about the danger but every time she’s mad it’s because he’s working?????

Like MAAM from what I see they don’t even have to put the kid in daycare bc she doesn’t work like be happy? Or like get your own job so you feel fulfilled? Idk like this isn’t a pick me thing it’s more like if your main problem is that your husband works too much and you’re alone in your big ass house then I think you’re not dealing with any problems. Like if them being in danger was her main concern I would understand but it’s not lmao

Or maybe it’s bc I prefer being alone and would be fine with this as long as he’s safe like ohhhh noooooo I have my big bed to myself and my baby loves me and my husband is good at his job and obviously not a cheater and he makes big bucks so we can afford this house oh noooooooooo

#criminal minds #criminal minds shitpost #cm #cm shitpost

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tinyfantasminha · 2 months

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TWST anniversary commercials over the years be like

1st anni: EVERYONE IS HERE!! IN EVENT OUTFITS!! Grim interacting with everyone representing how far we have come!!

2nd anni: Everyone is still here!! But with slightly worse animation...

3rd anni: Everyone is- No, it's only the third years and the animation has gotten even more even more lazy and worse if that's even possible

4th anni: Fuck you you're not getting any animated bits this year, have a slideshow with pre-existing images from the game AND new dorm leaders art I guess (you like OTHER characters that aren't the dorm leaders??? why would you?? sucks to be you)

#twisted wonderland #twst anniversary #twst shitpost #I wasn't even expecting much after the disappointment that the 3rd anni commercial was but THE AFTER EFFECTS SLIDE SHOW 😭#plast an otomate logo in it and boom its exactly like any generic otome game opening #crazy how they could have picked any better card but they used leona's whitewashed masterchef groovy too uuh #and this is displex we are talking about its not like they DONT have money for a 1-minute anime commercial #but every year their animated CMs have gotten worse and more lazy like remember when halloween CMs cared to show EVERYONE...#and now its just. the three main SSR boys

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mblue-art · 1 year

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a caffeine-fueled shitpost

#(ft the malewife the househusbone /j/j/j/aff i love him)#self insert #cross!sans #mblue art #(shoutout to frens for witnessing my insanity n supporting me the whole time i made this lolll)#suggestive #???#shitpost #silly doodle #sorry guys i can only draw silly sketches is that ok /lh #CM

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silvernmoonlace · 5 months

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naptime over. derpy varian

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troythecatfish · 12 days

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claymorexpunisher · 1 month

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He said “it’s on sight, bitch” YES GOD DONT TAKE YOUR FOOT OFF HIS NECK OR HIS PAPER THIN TRICEPS, KING.

#gigi shitposts during monday night raw #anti cm punk

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severefartoholic · 2 months

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#pafl shitposts #nikita pafl #this is exactly how i like nikita #hes so little (189 cm)...innocent helpless cresture #nopanamamaman

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silverkilnor · 1 month

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#what did cm punk mean by this #cm punk #wwe #shitpost #aew dynamite #all elite wrestling #wwe wrestlemania

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skelekins · 11 months

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matryoshka Baggs is complete UwU

Baggs belongs to @megalommi

#no brain zone #2 much hypnotism daddy #dr baggs #megalosomnia #your brain just oozes out your ears #🤷 watcha gonna do #shitpost #@baggs ill be the YK to your CM

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stupidmarkzone · 6 months

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he’s been online

#shitposting and supporting his friends you love to see it #cm punk #danhausen

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asterclaw · 7 months

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(translation: - Sir, show me your passport, please he only wanted to buy some booze (he’s 23))

#shitpost #mindless doodles #ppl can keep humanizing/showing nightmare as this smart af hot man who's gonna kill you just by glaring at you #but for me he's forever an indignant tired old man (23 yo)#короче говоря #заебавшийся дед.#oh yeah #and he's 165 cm <3 #(5'5 feet)#nightmare sans #human nightmare sans #...imagine all these ppl who followed me for actual art and i just keep spitting out such pieces <3

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loadsofcats · 8 months

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I have two (2) very controversial opininios for some podcasts I listen to:

TMA - Jon is tall. Tall and spidery. You can pry that from my cold dead hands. Not to say Martin isn’t tall, it’s just that Jon is taller.

TPP - Vespa is tall too. Buddy, Vespa and Jet are all very tall and Peter has the worst time with it so he constantly wears platforms because he’s used to (and likes at that) being the tallest. Juno is smol, Rita is still a couple of inches shorter.

#I used inches because I was afraid cm was too little to descrobe it #I am small so I guess I’m also probably just used to everyone being tall lol #tpp #tma #the magnus archives #it talks #Thoughts #shitpost

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piledrivemytombstones · 6 months

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My magnum opus