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well that was a handful of arse right there
#we’re back etc#THATS HARASSMENT#sir be serious that’s your husband#toto fumbling for words after his husband grabs his arse live on camera#so real#i would too#toto wolff#christian horner#christian/toto#belgian gp 2023
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THE DIFFERENCE IN HEIGHT
FOOD😭😭😭😭
thanks to @melissakylie for finding the food
the photo is from noble_jon on instagram
@silvereds
#“There is no relationship” right Christian?#christian/toto#toto wolff#christian horner#austin gp 2023#old man yaoi#mercedes amg f1#red bull racing#hornywolff
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Something in me just died…
HELLOOOOOOOOO?????? IS NO ONE EXCEPT ME GOING INSANE ABOUT THIS???? GERI AND TOTO BEING PLAYFUL?!?! + CHRISTIAN LOOKING AT TOTO LIKE THAT WHEN GERI IS LITERALLY THERE
p.s. christian has a type, geri and toto are both 51 years old
#christian horner#geri halliwell#toto wolff#christian/toto#fuck i died#I WAITED YEARS FOR THIS REUNION#christian’s the actual third wheel here…#I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOUR#CHRISTIAN HAS A TYPE WBK#we saw them grow up#i meant toto and geri#christian’s husband and wife are besties#I seriously missed them though☹️
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Christian breaks a self-imposed rule and places a hand in between Toto’s shoulder blades. He means it to be comforting. It’s just one more anomaly on the patchwork of Toto’s back.
Toto shudders. The wings unfurl. Like Christian had pushed some button.
Christian petitions god weakly. There’s something holy in his living room.
Excerpt from the brilliant hornywolff wingfic, An Exchange For Flight by the lovely @antimonyandthyme
#extremely obsessed with this part#genuinely think abt this fic every few days#my art#hornywolff#christian/toto#christian horner#toto wolff#f1 fanart
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another one?!??!?!?
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🔀 maxiel orrrr christian/toto
40 Day Dream, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes
Christian is the one who suggests ayahuasca. He claims, smirking, to have read about it in the New Yorker.
Toto rejects this notion—Christian, reading—out of hand. “No you didn’t.”
Christian rolls his eyes. “Fine, I read about it in the digest my assistant sent me of recent New Yorker articles. Happy? Listen, it’s huge in Silicon Valley, all those VC guys are doing it.”
“Were you bullied at school?” Toto asks, with faux-concern. “Did the other boys not like you?”
Christian finger-guns at him and sings “Projeeeeection,” which is annoying, but probably not as annoying as the fact that Toto finds himself agreeing to go to Christian’s stupid vanity farm in Oxford to do drugs with him.
Two weeks later he's sitting in Christian’s study, giggling. Realising he’s giggling just sets him off further. Then time starts looping: he giggles in a particular way and Christian says “To-to?,” voice all slow and slurred, and the sequence repeats, exactly the same, and then again, and again. He tries to tell Christian that they’re in a time loop but he can’t, because they’re in a time loop. This is very funny. Christian is laughing also. Once the loop breaks, Toto says “This was a good idea.”
Christian nods and says, “Toto. We should mingle our essences,” and Toto starts laughing again, so hard he falls off the couch.
“Does Geri know you…” he starts to say, but then he gets distracted by the carpet, which is petting his face. “Christian! Your rug is alive!”
The next morning he wakes up with a pounding headache and an exceedingly dry mouth. He and Christian eat a mostly silent breakfast—the toast is limp, although Toto doesn’t say anything—and agree, tacitly, never to discuss the previous evening again.
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Okay I don't know if you still doing the wip game but if you do, I'm curious about this one : f1 in progress 6 (christian/toto)
Thank you in advance for the snippet. And if you're not doing it anymore then forget about it 😅
sweet sweet anon if i said that this is an alpha4alpha tp4tp fic of filthy proportions will i get taken away
Times like these Toto wishes Christian had some slick in him. He doesn’t know if he has the self-control to open Christian up as carefully as he should—as he usually would, not when he’s had the podium snatched away, the pole wasted, and the weekend all up in flames. Just picturing the team’s disappointed faces has him shoving forward with a little too much force.
Christian cries out, and Toto freezes.
“You fucking brute,” Christian gasps, from where his face is smushed into the covers.
Toto pulls his fingers out instantly. They’ve done this enough to know when an Ow is an Ow fuck me wow that’s rough you’re so fucking huge and when an Ow is an Abort, abort, fucking abort now.
“Sorry,” Toto says. Christian’s eyes are squeezed shut, and his back is heaving from the breaths he’s taking. Toto’s chest clenches. “I’m sorry, shit.” He’s reaching for Christian’s face immediately, in a way that can only be described as—disgustingly tender, fuck, fingertips just grazing Christian’s cheek. “I didn’t mean—”
“The fuck you didn’t,” Christian snaps, but for some reason, he hasn’t lurched out of position, hasn’t launched himself at Toto with his claws out. His ass is still up in the air, his hole still clenching on absolutely-fucking-nothing.
Times like these Toto wishes for slick, but he wouldn’t change the way he’s got Christian gagging for it, waiting for something he knows is going to hurt. Toto swallows. He drizzles more lube on his fingers, and slides them back into Christian.
#fanfic#rpf#christian/toto#tp4tp#a/b/o#athy texts#ow fuck me wow that's rough you're so fucking huge is my fave line i've ever written#sorry anon
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First, Thank you @watercolor-hearts for tagging me! when i saw it i knew it wouldnt be an easy task (mostly because i love to talk a lot lmao) but i liked the concept and felt that it would be interesting way to dive more into the ships i am fond of.
Pairing/Shippy list!
Here are the rules:
1. List your top seven ships.
2. Put them all in order for your love for them; 7 to 1, 1 being your favourite.
3. Name the fandom.
4. Put a picture of the guys in question.
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7. Ziam (Zayn/Liam Payne) (One Direction)
weird way to start this list, since its not f1 related, and i very much believe it's a dead ship now. But honestly they deserve this honorable mention for being the first ship i adopted, and i didnt even care about One Direction or their music around that time (in fact i cant remember even how i stumbled upon this ship lmao). These two together just had so much chemistry for me, either on stage, interviews, or anything really. also they were my introduction to this whole idea of "ship" (Larry was the absolute more popular one obviously, but it was Ziam that really SUCKED me in like a vacuum cleaner). Unfortunately, Liam's distasteful comments last year bursted my bubble about them (even though he has explained this year he wasn't in a good place, and i personally think they are okay with each other, even though still distant), but i still like to watch their compilation videos on youtube sometimes, it's quite bittersweet :')
6. Martian (Sebastian Vettel/Mark Webber) (Formula 1)
honestly i feel i just dont put these two higher because they feel somewhat new to me, like i need to dive into them more. I just think its such a fun ship in the sense that it has a looot of things going on at the same time, their very public rivalry and the famous multi 21, mark's angry face at that one press conference, it could be so so angsty but they just make me laugh (also, the making love on track quote is now burned into my brain so in no way they could be out of this list).
5. Christian horner/Toto wolff (Formula 1)
okay okay this is the part yall realize im actually crazy. but... they DO have chemistry when they are interacting, even in their non-amicable moments, and i do love myself some good enemies to lovers. Obviously it helps that i think they both are very actrattive, sexy middle aged men that have hunger for victory and i believe they hold so much respect and admiration for each other, considering they are the two most sucessfull TP's at this point. Also, HEIGHT DIFFERENCE.
4. Versainz (Max Verstappen/Carlos Sainz) (Formula 1)
(i wanted to find that ONE gif where he lifts carlos a little so bad but this one will do) Oh, this one really rocketed fast into my favorites. I just think they are just so wholesome. I always feel Max is warmer towards a certain number of drivers, and Carlos is one of them. And i dont even ship them in a ... kind of way, even tho it makes sense in my head the narrative that both were each others "first's" before going into bigger ships. Its just that it feels so special that both debuted together as teammates and, both took different trajectories in the way their career planned out, but theres still a genuine connection between them, at least in my view.
3. Maxiel (Max Verstappen/Daniel Ricciardo) (Formula 1)
I know its weird because i dont really post about them. But this falls into the same category as versainz for me, except that here there's a kind of dynamic that it makes me go "hmm... interesting". I always like to see max smiling and being happy because this boy went thru so much in his childhood, and oh how Daniel knows how to bring this side of Max. If Max can be warmer to certain drivers, for Daniel he has a whole SOFT SPOT, and i think that's very endearing. IMO, Daniel feels like the person that changed him in deeper ways we know, that one person that was indirectly a "life teacher" to him maybe, and thats special to me.
2. Brocedes (Lewis Hamilton/Nico Rosberg) (Formula 1)
Oh, the ANGSTY in this one. yes, this one deserves the ANGSTY in all caps because to me that's them. Oh to have lived through their divorce must have been heartbreaking but what a freaking cinematic ship this one is. I just can't ignore it. How it feels to me that Nico is the one who wears his heart on his sleeve, while Lewis has that chilling Capricorn control over his emotions is so. just so. And the fact that Nico's legacy is forever entangled in Lewis' name. If a movie screenwriter would come up with this, i'd think it would be overdramatic, but no, theyre actually this unhinged.
Charlos (Charles Leclerc/Carlos Sainz) (Formula 1)
how do i even start talking about these two idiots? Okay, so obviously i think they're both very attractive and that definetely helped me to ship them lmao. But thats kind of reductive, because these two have sooo much chemistry in my opinion, even before their ferrari days, there was so much potential waiting to bloom, and it did. I love their banter, their competitiveness, how they can get childlike around each other sometimes. How they are so physical, how they make each other laugh (let me not talk about their gazes to each other or i will not end this today). I love how Carlos doesn't hide he wants to compete with Charles (which brings him unnecessary hate sadly), and how both respect each other in this stance. There's a bit of angsty underneath this soft/fluffy surface too (more from Carlos' perspective imo - but lets not forget Charles and Silverstone 2022 too - this is my charlos angsty origin story), but they still find their way, and that kind of compels me even more into them. I just think theres so many layers, multitudes, in the way we can create, write and read about them. Absolute favorites.
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Tagging @schumiatspa and @sainzjpeg 😊
obviously, feel free to ignore if you dont want to play, no hard feelings around here ❤, and also 7 ships are quite a work! if you're not tagged but want to make your list, feel free to do it and consider yourself tagged by me 😘
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straight nitro
a birthday gift for the founder of the church of f1 old man yaoi. ell i love you. because of time zone shenanigans i am technically getting this out on your actual birthday.
Summary: Christian owns a very successful coffee shop. Toto Wolff opens a café right across the street. It really doesn't change very much.
#that's right. it's lestappen week and i'm publishing a christian/toto coffee shop au#no gods no masters#christian/toto#not weighing in on the ship name debate. you can't make me
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going INSANE.
#losing my mind#if you think my mind is going a mile a minute you are SO right#they are MARRIED#christian horner#toto wolff#christian/toto#BODY LANGUAGE
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Like father Like Son
Max learns from Christian😂
@silvereds
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They were together, I don’t make the rules… 🤷♂️
#christian horner#toto wolff#christian/toto#THEY WENT ON A DATE#I’M NOT DELULU IT’S REAL#i know because i was there#boyfriends <3#that photo of toto was totally not taken long ago
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#screaming#the GRIP#toto wolff#christian/toto#christian horner#f1#the best season finale#i love them
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Okay cursed ship of them all but 🔀 Christian and Toto please? If you're not okay with it, just ignore my insanity
I used my playlist called Fuck Love for this one and it delivered
ABCDEFU - Gayle
They had been young and idealistic when this thing between them had started.
Toto wasn't even sure who had made the first move all those years ago. He didn't remember anything but the way Christian had felt against him and the exileration he got from being wanted that way by someone he should be nothing but professional with.
How they had kept it going for years, Toto had no clue, but as he watched Christian spout shit to the media, Toto was done with being nice.
He had tried to give Christian space after he had broken it off. 2021 had been their downfall. There was too much said and too many apologies unspoken between them that Toto had decided to end it. He had expected the other to be hurt, but he wasn't prepared for the petty behavour and the snide comments. The way Christian pressed all his buttons to make him snap and make him the bad guy.
He could hear him doing it now as he walked passed. A well timed dig making Toto clench his fist, and something snapped. Something broke and he didn't care any more.
Fuck Christian and his shitty team. Fuck him for dragging their personal issues into the media.
Toto was done playing nice.
He didn't give a fuck about it anymore.
(but it still didn't make it hurt any less)
#i think this is truely cursed yet perfec#the one and only time ill write them as a pairing#christian/toto#toto/christian
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An Exchange for Flight
4.5k, Christian/Toto; Wingfic
Read on AO3
“There,” Christian says. “All done, and better already.”
Not quite a lie. Toto might be a bundle of nerves and tape and feathers and gauze polka-dotted with red, but at least he doesn’t look like he might fall apart from a little tap. Christian breaks a self-imposed rule and places a hand in between Toto’s shoulder blades. He means it to be comforting. It’s just one more anomaly on the patchwork of Toto’s back.
#athy texts#fanfic#rpf#christian/toto#huge huge huge thanks to rosy this would not exist without her encouragement#wingfic#get your wingfic here!#this was supposed to be old man yaoi but grew plot#enjoy!
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In honour of the last race of the season, here are some respectful moments from 2023 🩷
#i havent edited in a while and i made myself giggle bc there were so many catty and cute moments this year. so i didnt end up editing much#take this in the spirit it was intended AS A JOKE. idk how it could offend anyone but just in case#f1#daniel ricciardo#lewis hamilton#charles leclerc#george russell#max verstappen#carlos sainz#abu dhabi gp 2023#toto wolff#Christian horner#formula 1#lando norris
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