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Eastern Gray Squirrel (Sciurus carolinensis)
February 1, 2024
John Heinz National Wildlife Refuge, Tinicum, Pennsylvania
#chomping chonk#photographers on tumblr#eastern gray squirrel#squirrels#mammals#nature#animals#cute#cute animals#wildlife photography
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Bone still has meat flavour 😌
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Today is Chonks birthday she’s 3 🥺😭 pls enjoy some of my favorite pics of her
The prettiest girl I have ever seen 😭🥺
#i love her#my chunky girl#chonk chomp the monster mayor and sheriff of chaos#rotweiler#peep Jack and Jeff in a few pics lol
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so.
bit of a pipeline of how this idea came to my mental doorstep: there's an au made by ruffwoof (think I spelled that right, but anxious about pinging) where all the turtles are different animals, with Mikey being a frog. now, a friend of ours (Angelo) posted a doodle of frog Mikey, originally in discord which is where a different friend (Daisy) said "rottmnt au but they're all frogs" and, thus, Kung Fu Frog AU was born.
In this au, basically everything is the same except the turtles are frogs and splinter is a cat. Cause why not.
So far, I've made a few concept sketches and had some ideas about characterization and stuff, so here we go:
To break it down a bit more (pronouns tbd, going with canon for now. also I'll be giving the bros frog legs, the pictures above are, again, just concept sketches):
Raph. 16 year old goliath frog, uses an axe for a weapon. Listens to Mitski and Mother Mother, and a little bit of girl in red. (The chonk man ever.)
Donnie. 15 year old poison dart frog, uses a halberd with some tech modifications. Listens to Baby Metal. (He has games on his phone.)
Leo. 14 year old red eyed tree frog, uses a scythe ("if I'm not straight, then my weapon shouldn't be either" -forg Leo). Listens to Black Eyed Peas, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and similar and also Micheal Buble? (Skinniest mfer around, tallest of the whole group. Legs fo dayyzz.)
Mikey. 13 year old flying frog, uses a sun and moon pointed sword for a weapon. Listens to electronic music and video game soundtracks, definitely an ipad kid. (Bro got da pants.)
Splinter. 56 year old ginger cat, does not fight often but uses claws when he does. Listens to jazz and r&b, but will also listen to anything recommended to him by his sons and April. (He be a tall man, cause tall splinter is very funny to me. He got lost in his instincts once and tried to eat the bros but the Bonked him really good and now he's okay again. The bros also chomped on his whiskers sometimes.)
April. 22 year old human, tends not to fight but has several daggers and knives on her person at all times. Listens to all kinds of alternative music, though leans heavily towards goth to match her fashion. (Transfem goth girlie beloved. She's Jamaican and has lesbian parents. She's my favorite. :) [though any advice or info about how I should and could portray her ethnicity would be much appreciated, I know none of the things-])
Any other potential characters are yet to be thought about, though any ideas for anyone and anything are welcome.
Uh- yippee ig-
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Jyada motu motu billi post mat karo. 😔 It makes me want to eat cats. Chomp chomp.
If chonks are what fuel your epic interactions with anouchan, then I will gladly supply you with a daily chonk coz those interactions are🤣💀😍🤌
#perky pastel#asks#if i may be so bold as to say#please continue sharing such interactions 😂#make my day#aapke liye hi hote hai ji mere chonks
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*me currently cleaning out my Mods folder*
Hollup wayment...Dark Mode UI?
👀 Where must one go to get this?
*also me when I see our beloved red head, Jerri, with her widdle nooboos*
It's the widdle chunky legs wegs for me...and her widdle red mini puffs. GIIIRL I CAN'T TAKE IT. Cuteness overload. I forgot I had like 5 pregnancies paused for the past 6 months IRL...because I hadn't moved them to actual lots yet and hadn't gotten a chance to decorate anything. But this new pack has me excited to play again...once everything is fixed & I feel like tackling the update.🙃
Anywho...widdle stinker buns is about to have Jerri's blood pressure THROUGH THE ROOF! And I'm here with my bucket of popcorn...
R E A D Y!
CHAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Look at this Chae, LOOK
I will chomp that chonk!!! LMAO swear tho, I can't with these itty bitty pixel people! So go unpause those pregnancies, decorate those lots and get to gettin!
Also yes, Darkmode UI, hoping its updated soon because the way my eyeballs are set up... I can't handle this bright ass game, ESPECIALLY when literally everything else I have is on darkmode lmao ANYWAY they just updated it a month ago so keep watching that page!
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"A neat Trick"
[Kasumi Goto]
Contains: fat space theif being a little shit. And a bit of muse lore
Kasumi burying her head in [redacted] underwear drawer and throwing it about like a dog. Sniffing it.
This is what she lived for to be honest. People's secrets, fattening chicken sandwhiches, having a big butt, and getting into places she wasn't supposed to.
Kasumi had no shame, rooting around through the under wear drawer looking for anything she thought might look cute on her own body. The bras were too small for her, but the bottoms...
The bottoms could stretch. She'd make a thong or two out of this lot.
Kasumi grinned mischivously under her dark hood. Shoving big handfuls into her swag sack. Grabbing money, a sealed diary with a biometric lock (she had a guy who'd crack it) and just great big handfuls of delicates and unmentionables and stuffing them into her sack.
Black eyes shifting about the room, Kasumi spotted a bit of uneaten birthday cake on the edge of their nightstand.
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
"Don't mind if I do~" wiggly chonk fingers reach out and seize the cakemessily stuffing a handful in her mouth.
Red lasers suddenly lit up the room
"Damn." Kasumi mumbled with her cheeks bulged and full. "Mmff. Cake alarm." She looked up at the blaring alarm light. The higher her head looked the more her hood pulled against her skull,, illuminating only her pale, chomping jaw. Her eyes completely hidden by her hood. "Should have seen that comming." Kasumi Goto bemoaned.
The door clicked. That was the preliminary lock. She could pick it.
But then a rumbling of several tons of steel began to close. Kasumi tilted her head in disbelief. This tiny apartment had vault doors? Who the hell was she robbing?
Her face went purple. Sucking in her fat took a lot of effort but it was useful for squeezing through things 1/4 her size, like a chubby squishy rat squeezing under a door frame.
Kasumi wasn't afraid. She eyed the 4 foot by two foot air vent by the door thoughtfully. Polished off the last of the cake. Wiped her hands on her big fat thighs, and sucked in her gut.
Her body mysteriously shrank! The 500 pounds of round belly, and Boulder like ass cheeks slimming down to just 240 pounds of thicc momma Instagram body.
Her head smashed through the grate. Energing on the otherside just in time to see the door lock electronically from the outside. "Damn. The jewels were fine. But the fucking cake? Who the fuck values their nightly snack so much they'd wake up the neighborhood to protect it?"
Kasumi wrenched open the vent and smooshed herself inside. Cralwing on her belly she punched out the other side of the vent. It was 7 feet between the inside of the apartment, and the outside corridor. Thick walls, for loud, moaning sex.
But her fat butt was still inside. Rocking, wiggling, tweaking. Her fat thighs and legs struggling. That big Kasumi cake, refusing to be stuffed in the small metal tube. Her big tits squashed comically into her face, as she inched her way to the other vent. Maybe she was getting too big to theif. Perhaps she should lay off the tacos...
Kasumi Goto laughed. As if. That was quitter talk.
Besides, there were perverts who loved big fat hips getting stuck in things. If she got the security footage, she could make a fortune on the right kink sites.
Kasumi's fat arms emerged and slapped on the outer wall, beginning to push. Her big boopa popped free first. Her teeth grit in determination. Even being able to shrink a bit, this vent was a tight squeeze on her belly, her fat butt was wiggling on the other side. Her legs kicking like a toddler's temper tantrum. "C'mon ol girl. Don't let it end like this. Haven't I heen... huff...haven't I been good to you?" Kasumi slumped. Half her gut was bursting out of the little rectangular hole in the wall. Her flabby arms and big tits looking as if they were growing right out of the wall.
Most of the old Normandy Crew had SOMETHING. Some odd quirk of genetics Miranda baked in. It was like two great greedy business rivals attempting to screw each other over.
Miranda wouldn't be satisfied until all her friends were greedy immobile piles of flab. Her own sister was the size of a warehouse. So fat, her skin was thin, almost slime girl like. A crust of dried jello over an ocean of jiggly gelatin.
Kelly chambers, the ORIGINAL Kelly Chambers, had been the first to test Miranda's communist feed everyone food supply. And while it was sick, tight, and incredibly based that an ungodly power like Cerberus was out in the open, being used to take care of everyone's basic needs, including food, it also meant no one knew what was IN their food.
Chemical agents to make you fatter. Make you lazier. Make you dumber. Chemical agents Kelly had been more than willing to test.
The first batch was a bit strong.
Kasumi had no intention of being a dumb helpless blob. Even if she did adore eating four massive pizzas in a row, each half a pizza being a full slice for her. To be a great beast of round fatness was fucking hot after all. It was a pickle to be sure, but Miranda was nothing if not willing to make a deal if it meant getting the team on board the feederism train.
Shepard's request had been an odd one. Liara was such a fat sub she'd never had a chance and became a helpless mountain of blubber on her own. Kasumi should visit the big blueberry girl...
"C'mon ol girl. You can do it." Kasumi panted. C'mon. Just..." Goto inhaled and held her breath, and focused. She cleared her mind. Meditating. The alarm became a distant echo. Time crawled to a stop. Her brain thinking harder and harder, until she felt a migrain starting to build. She couldn't breathe. She felt like gravity had been turned up on her body like she was going to be driven right through the floor and squashed flat. Her joints almost refused to bend, her muscles were so sluggish just to move. It felt like she was neck deep in mud.
Jack was putting up a fight. But Kasumi could tell Miranda liked her fuck toys limber enough to do all the work: Lawson was being surprisingly restrained. The hate sex must really be something.
Kasumi had wanted something very specific. Never imagined in a million years Miranda would crack it. But Kasumi was a thief of her word. So Goto had only one request, and thus a very very slick trick up her sleeve. An oddity of biology. If Miranda wanted to stuff her like a whale, she had to be able to do her job. Kasumi loved two things: Eating. And thieving (fucking was a distant third) Even as the alarms blared, and her fat tush struggled: Kas didn't panic. She focused.
And suddenly, like a shrinking balloon, Kas's massive, round jiggly tush deflated. The fabric crumbled in on itself like a parachute thats lost its wind. Like someone had let all the air out of an inflatable bed.
Her body shrank. Just for an instant. She wouldn't be able to hold it long, the fatter she got, the less she could do it, but after a minute's intense, painful concentration: Kasumi's big butt was small enough to squeeze through.
Kasumi pushed, and her hips were just small enough to scrape along the vent and pop out the other side. The thief dove forward out of the vent, looking like a flying squirrel in a suit meant for a much more massive Goto. It fluttered with a yard of extra fabric all around her as she rolled head over ass in mid air. And the second her boots slipped past the lip of the vent as she nimbly tumbled out, Kasumi summersualted so her ass was toward the ground.
BAAWOOOOMPH.
Kasumi Goto landed. Once again her massive size. Her suit creaking and stretched to its absolute limit with fat. Looking every bit the busty, overstuffed pillow of a theif she really was. Her 4 foot wide booty and bed sized thighs slamming into the floor with a heavy, floor shaking thump. Aas she sprawled out like a big, dumb, squishy panda. The impact making her blubber rock and wobble.
"Good girl!" Kasumi cooed, reach back with both hands and grabbing a different butt cheek. She shook her big ass lovingly watching her beloved cake wobble. "Im so proud of you, such a good girl. Thats my big, beautiful, bed destryoning, simp smooshing, chair crushing girl~" she gave her big rump a a squeeze in both arms. Letting the blubber buns smoosh and folde over the top of her arms.
Kasumi's headache started to recede gone. She always felt lighter after her little trick. Which was odd considering she was half a ton.
Grinning ear to ear, the theif looked back, and waggled her big tush proudly.
Her belly growled.
"Oh you did good too!" Kasumi pat her big round tum. "Whatever you want. Pizza? Ramen? Cheeseburgers? You're getting a treat tonight~" Kasumi purred with the same voice she'd dom a sub. "My big, beautiful, hard working girls." She rubbed and pat. And squeezed every inch if her fat, getting a little horny as she played with her big plush curves. She sucked her lip, not bothering to hide hers smile as she did. She giggled to herself. She'd have to find some Asari girl's face and sit on it. A treat. Just for her. Just for being a big, fat, sneaky thief.
Kasumi heard footsteps. And all joy left the moment.
Ew. The fuzz.
Wobbling shakily to her feel Kasumi realized she wasn't getting out of here with her haul. She looked mournfully into her pervy sack of undies. Picking out a particularly cute bra.
"Stop right there!"
Kasumi flung the bag of delicates like a confetti Canon. By the time CitSec had brushed the colorful bands of elastic and string off themselves Kasumi's dummy thicc cheeks and rolls were clapping invisibly away.
All this drama, for a half eaten slice of cake.
Kasumi licked her lips, as she fell out the window into her waiting ride, noting she still had a evidence on her face.
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Kasumi sat in the community kitchen treating her "good girls" to a post heist snack of ice cream. They'd rolled Liara in, and that stupid, short little pixie of a woman was nestled between her massive tits, spoon feeding her pudding. Tali was in the corner, her booster shot would allow her to be unmasked around them for about 45 minutes. And the plump Quarian was using that time to wolf down as many big hamburgers as her happy chubby face could fit, belching, and moaning and occasionally groaning "Keelah, so good~" as she fattened herself up on a midnight snack.
Shepard looked worried about something, and Traynor had a bagel (well, cream cheese with a bagel as the delivery device.) And was trying to encourage Shepard with some pizza.
Kasumi tipped her ice cream to her lips. Half the container had melted and she wanted to slurp up the slop before continuing with a spoon. Chugging a few mouth full of rich creamy dessert, she put it down on the counter, just in time for a roar like a dinosaur to come from down the hall.
Angry stomping boots were making their way to the VIP lounge. And everyone turned stupidly as a rush of biotic energy flung a whole ass fucking couch through the room, where it crashed against the wall.
Her great tattooed belly entered the room before she did. Her black lips curled in rage. Her brown eyes bulging and red.
"Someone ate my fucking cake!" Jack roared.
"Th-then just get some more from the fridge." Tali suggested, startled.
Kasumi's face remained mostly neutral. But her eyes were amused, and a soft smile tugged at the corner of her lips. The theif scooped another spoonful of Chunky Monkey, and shoved it into her lips to stop from grinning.
Her belly gurgled softly, as if it too were amused. But not because they'd stolen Jack's cake. No, Kasumi realized what Jack was really angry about.
A shadow fell over her. Kasumi looked up, putting on her best innocent face as Jack glared at her, an inch from her face.
"It was you. I fucking know it was you."
"Why would I go through all the trouble of stealing a slice of cake?" Kasumi asked coyly.
"You would." Liara said
"For sure." Tali nodded.
"Oh you'd absolutely steal a chocolate bon bon you just like the rush." Samantha Traynor said trying to get Shepard to eat a slice of pizza by smooshing it against her face.
Damn it. Damn them all.
Kasumi stared cooly into Jack's eyes. "What makes you think it was me? Did anyone see anything? I can turn invisible but you can hardly hide the loud clap of my big fat cheeks when I waddle. Surely someone must have noticed something..."
Jack tilted her head. "You really gonna go there?"
Kasumi played dumb. "Go where?"
"I know it was you."
"How?"
"Because you're the only one. Because You're a fucking little pervert." Jack snarled. Pushing her nose against Kasumi's. Her scowl matched only by Kasumi's slowly cracking grin.
"Oh? You don't have to be a pervert to steal cake. That's no proof." Kasumi said coyly. Watching Jack's face get redder and redder, this close, Kasumi could see it, not just fury, not just indignation the source.
Embarressment. It wasn't the cake Jack was pissed about. It was the little flowery, pink, lacy girly number Kasumi had mounted on a maniquinn bust in her hall of treasures back in her vault.
Kasumi, had seen big, tough Jack's girlie underwear. The one's only Miranda was ever supposed to see. Kasumi stuck a straw in her pint of ice cream and began to slurp it out of the corner of her mouth, not breaking eye contact with Jack.
"You fucking...You...you little dirty fucking...you saw...you stole...you touched...you stole my..." Jack was frothing. Spitting mad. But her eyes: fear. Shame. Embarressment. Jack didn't know how to process these, so she fell back on what she knew.
Spitting rage.
"Your...cake?" Kasumi suggested.
Jack looked to her left, everyone was staring at them. She seemed to be re-thinking something. Her eyes snapped back to the plump thief's. "Stay out of my shit! You little shit." Jack wheeled on her heels and sped toward the door, her angry stomps sending a fat wobble through her big gut and soft chub.
Kasumi was off the Hook. Jack would never admit Kasumi had seen her lingere stash. Kasumi could simply sit smug as a cat and Jack couldn't do anything but fume. Kasumi was home free, she didn't even have to say a word...
Kasumi smiled at Jack's retreating back.
"I loved the ones with the little Dinosaurs on them Jack. Looks like the kind of thing you'd buy off an adult baby site. Didn't know you and Miranda were into that sort of sweet cute stuff. Or do you just like Embarrassment? Does she force you to wear cute stuff? Does walking around in front of everyone knowing you've got such an embarressing pair of panties make you fucking wet thinking about what we'd all say if we knew?" Kasumi called her face unable to hide the huge chesire grin as she teased the seething fatty, before immediately cloaking into thin air.
The entire fucking kitchen counter, cabnits and splashguard and all ripped itself from the wall, as Jack hurled it with all the Biotic fury she could muster, and a war cry to make the dead piss it's pants.
Dummy thicc clapping echoed down the hall, and a wheezing, gigglesnort as an invisible hand squeezed Jack's tummy on the way out.
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I met a opossum yesterday. They live in the trees behind the house.
I have a tiny compost pile I've started. And today I put pinnaple skins out there. So now I'm just imagining it monvhing on pinnaple chonks. Chomp chomp chomp
#possum#opposum#Animal friend#nature#Just a little man drinking a Pina colada#It's hot out he deserves it#Animal#textpost#text
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smiles at the gf like this and hands her a cooked worm.
:)
Unprompted || @misterthestampede giving me a heart attack this fine Monday morning
Fumkin CHOMPS IT right in his hand. Bites a chonk off with those baby bat teefies. Look at her go. Munch munch chew chew swallow.
Smiles back at the bf like :> and gives his nose a lil smooch.
"Thanks~ Now your turn! Say 'aaaaahhhh' "
#⋡☆《asks》—tarot readings#⋡☆《ic》—dreamcatcher#misterthestampede#[[ SEEING THIS AS SOON AS I WOKE UP HAD ME THE MR.KRABS MEME ]]#[[ staring squinting at my phone before I processed who tf this was LMAO ]]#[[ icb you rose from tumblrs death pits for this ilu 😂💜 ]]#[[ enjoy my 7am shitposting before I knock back out ]]
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CHONK CHOMP
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Chain chonk
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S/o with a cat that can eat literally anything. The chonky man can down a frying pan, a whole car, a tank, a building, even. There's no limit to what he can consume
Pfft let’s do our cat lovers
Red: this is a very dangerous combination. You see, red is an absolute sucker. All the cat has to do is stare at him with those big ol eyes and red is instantly sharing whatever food is in his hands. He can’t help himself
Edge: because he loves your cat, edge insists that it must go on a diet. Chunky kitties are only cute when they’re healthy. No matter how painful the begging mews and pleading eyes are, edge will not give in. You only eat at set mealtimes kitty!
Rust: he’s even worse than red and will feed the kitty his junk food as well. Nothing that would poison it, but hey if the cat wants a chomp of his pringles, he won’t say no
Noir: he started spraying his stuff with that no chew crap that animals hate. Noir considers it a necessary measure after he caught the kitty chewing on wires
Snipe: he is both a cat lover and practical! Since this cat clearly faces no side effects from eating non food items, snipe will feed it paperwork he doesn’t want to do lol. It takes boss ages to find out how he finishes work so fast now
Boss: like edge, boss is putting your kitty on a diet to loose the chonk. Cats need to be agile! Boss also teaches it to swallow fast approaching objects in case anyone attacks it. You heard me. Your cat can now gulp bullets before it gets shot
And bonus roulette!
Roulette: let’s be honest here, the cat is a living black hole. If it eats something, you’re never seeing that thing again. Anyways about those bodies…. Let’s say roulette loves your kitty very much
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So for my last couple birthdays, my partner has been purchasing plush animals as gifts (which I love). I’ve always loved aquatic mammals, so that’s usually the go too. I have more, but my most recent collection looks like this-
And I love them all. But ever since the shark joined the family, all I can think about now when cuddling with them is-
(their names are; Chomp the Shark, Chonk the Seal, Snart the Kiwi, Private the Penguin and Nile the Crocodile)
#text#there are many benefits to being a marine biologist#as well as a kiwi parent#penguin#seal#crocodile#kiwi bird#shark#ikea shark#plush
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if you absolutely had to eat one Pokémon, who would it be and how would you prepare it?
It’s so horrible that I didn’t even have to think a second about this lmao.
Because if watching fucked up shit has taught me anything, it’s that the fattest parts are usually the best tasting and look at him. So cute and a chonk. All fat lmao and we’d go straight savage with it because if we’re eating Pokémon, it’s a savage world, we are just cutting it off in chunks and frying it rare and chomping down lmao
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chonk: mrp...mrp....mrp....mrp....mrp
Me: *opens fridge*
chonk: mrp...mrp.....mrp... *reaches into fridge, starts chomping weird vegetable, does this for 3 minutes and then it falls on top of her and runs away*
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Random Headcanon of the day: Beelzebub
Beel is a biter.
By that I mean he has chompers and he knows how to use them. He does it -mostly- unconsciously but you can bet that everytime his mouth is anywhere near your skin he's gonna bite.
He is snuggling his head into your neck? Love bite on your collarbone. You're cupping his face in your hand? Well he is now chomping on that skin near your thumb will looking right into your eyes.
He won't ever bite hard enough to physically hurt you (unless you ask for it of course but you should then be prepared to deal with the consequences as a chonk of your shoulder might suddenly go missing), he'll just do it as a way to 'relax'.
#that's his skinship#obey me#obey me one master to rule them all#swd obey me#obey me beelzebub#obey me beel#rhotd#rhotd ldiw
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