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kaikonn · 23 days
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Saw this pic of Paul Mescal on twitter and I got inspired lolol
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chickenmilk120 · 1 year
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gaystation4 · 2 years
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monimccoythings · 8 months
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Bad Pick up Lines
I'm facing writer's block in this Bowser x reader so for now we are getting this T.T but I wanted to pull something after leaving it with a cliffhanger. I really love my Bowser x reader series hopefully I'll get to continue it some day.
`Previous Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4
tags: @loveforfandomsstuff @harpy-space (Please tell me if I'm forgetting someone, unfortunately I'm very dumb and forgetful)
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Your head hurt, just like a nasty New Years Eve hangover. What happened?? The last things you remembered was a blast, a lot of fire and smoke and then...
Oh no.
You immediately opened your eyes. You were inside a darker and grittier castle, certainly not the Disney Princess vibe Peach had going on. What the fuck.
This couldn't be happening. You were dreaming. You had inhaled too much smoke and were in a coma at the ER. There was no way this was Bowser's castle.
He seemed to like the Middle Ages dark castle style, whelp at least the bed was cofortable. Still, you didn't want to stay longer than you needed to. If everything that had been told about your ex cutie patootie was true, which you were sure it was. What awaited you inside this walls was something worse than death.
Fuck, you had treated him like a pet, you had babie talked him, dressed him up, fed him apple slices and combed his luxurious red mane!! You would do all of that again given the chance tbh. It was worth it.
Escaping seemed impossible, the room you were in was too high; and the doors, though more obvious, were too heavy for you to move, whoever put you in there (Bowser) wanted to make sure you didn't get out.
You felt sick, even if you haven't had anything to eat since that morning. Was this how it ended?? With you dying because once you called the turtle equivalent of Genghis Khan 'chimken nugget'.
You heard thundering steps approaching your room. Big man was coming. There was no place for you to hide. Better face death with dignity.
The door opened and the King of Koopas himself came in. Woah. He was even bigger than you remembered, las time it was too smokey for you to see clearly, but boy did you see know his might and glory. I you put it him in your lap now the weight of his head alone could easily break your legs.
Your eyes quickly diverted towards his face, and noted that he looked anything but murderous. He had this weirdly dilated puppy eyes like the Puss in Boots in Shrek 2, his hair had been sliced back, and he was wearing a purple bowtie. Given his actual size, it wasn't as cute as he thought he would look. Still, you swallowed down the urge to laugh at the randomness of it all.
"Did you sleep well?" Wow, his voice was even more thunderous than last time, and now that it wasn't high pitched, it actually sounded kinda nice and fitting, but you couldn't let your guard down.
"Yeah?" You weren't sure where he was going with this. Bowser raised one eyebrow in confusion "Are you asking me?" "No?" God this was going to be a bloody mess.
Bowser, for a behemoth of his size and mass, looked kinda sheepish. It would be endearing if he didn't tower over you and could't crush you with a single hand.
"You-you know, it was quite helpful my bed was there..." He looked at something scribbled in his hand, squinting his eyes. "... for when you hell-fell! from Heaven..."
You snorted a bit, you couldn't help it, that was the worst pick up line you had ever heard. The tension dissipated from your body, only to return with full force when you realised that he may take offense in you laughing. You quickly clasped your hands over your mouth a blush colouring your cheeks.
Apparently he took it as you blushing with delight, because he shyly scratched the back of his head. It was cuteness oversized. For a second you saw your little buddy again, enjoying your pets, gradually warming up to you, and quietly listening when you rambled about everything that crossed your mind.
"Ha... that was a good one..." You managed to say. "I actually have like, so many more." He seemed happy that you had liked it. Oh you actually wanted to hear them all.
They did not disappoint, each one of them was as good (or bad) as the first one he had told. So cheesy. You felt more eased in his presence the more pick up lines he told, at certain point you felt like back at Peach's castle, but the sizes had been reversed. If you made a huge effort to look past the numerous atrocities he certainly had comitted, you could see that he was just lonely.
"Hey, wanna hear my pick up line?" For a second, he looked shocked. Nobody had ever told him a pick up line before. You cleared your throat, hoping it was as fun as it was to you. "So... Are you into the bad types? Because I am bad at everything."
His eyes shone with mirth, glad your audience loved your terrible sense of humour. You smiled at him and he smiled back. Peach had warned you due to previous experiences that once Bowser got a hold of someone he very rarely let them escape their grasp.
It seemed that Bowser had now moved his fixation towards you. Maybe you were not ready to jump into marriage immediately, and maybe you needed to return home to your job and duties. However, you wouldn't mind exchanging phone numbers... That could be a good start.
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hai1ne · 11 months
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Ok what if
Theoretically
I made a design for the god king based off his skeleton.
And what if
I gave him a slutty little waist.
He gotta make up for the lack of legs somehow
Also his chimken wings are a nightmare to draw
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coolkraay · 1 year
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Alright it's plushy time!
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Here's a photo of all of them together! The only one not here is a little keychain bulbasaur on my bag. It's hard to see all of them well here so let's take a closer look for introductions!
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From left to right: Adventurer Pepe, Ardenweald Pepe, IJsbeer (literally ice bear), Danny, Donna, Donny. Apart from Ardenweald Pepe these all stay next my pillow at all times. I've had IJsbeer and the ducklings since I was barely a toddler!
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Pokemon, part 1. The Hitmonlee with a Ditto face is called Chimken, the rest just go by there Pokemon names. The Meowth is a little fingerpuppet! All my pokemon plushies are a mix of official merch, stuff found at my local comic store, and older plushies I've had for a while and don't remember the origin of.
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Pokemon, part 2. The bigger guys! The big Bulbasaur is called Squimnch. The Rayquaza is the oldest official pokeplush I have. The Celesteela is by far the most expensive plush I have in price, and it's also my tallest! I fricking love her! The Tepig has a fun gimmick where you can turn him inside out so it becomes a pokeball.
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The remaining fun stuff! Left to right, top: Raven King, Copia, Asmund the plague doctor, Monji the dust cloud, Mothi the mothman
Bottom: Jerry the skull, Maantje the moon, Augustus Gustavus the Third aka Gus the snail, Pukkel the pimple, Nyangko the cat, Brian the brain, Reddi the robin.
Raven, Asmund and Mothi are all squishables, Reddi has a little sound thing in it that activates by squeezing her but it's loud so I never do. Gus, Nyangko and Monji are all from South Korea! Gus I got at the Coex aquarium. He was so ugly I loved it. Nyangko is actually meant to be a little wrist support thing for when you use the computer but I didn't like that feeling. Monji is special. Celesteela may have cost me the most in price but Monji was only available at a pop-up store in a mall just outside of Seoul for a short time and I happened to be there at the right time! He is technically the official mascot of the group Monsta X but they haben't really done much with that for the past few years.
Anyway that's all of my plushies! I rotate so I'm cuddling a different one every night ^^
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icarus-suraki · 2 years
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Bat, Banshee, Macabre?
Bat - What’s your favorite creature associated with Halloween?
It’s pretty “basic bitch” but probably black cats. I love them. They’re spooky, they’re soft, they look like little fluffy bit of The Void and The Void stares back because The Void is hungry and wants chimken. But they seem to elegant and self-possessed and also sometimes goofy as hell. As I recall, in the story of The King of Cats, the cat who became king was a very long, very tall black cat. Also, I remember this interview with Norman Reedus where he talked about his son’s black cat that was named Eye in the Dark and I absolutely love that name. 
I know there’s a lot of talk about how black cats (and dogs) don’t get adopted as quickly, &c &c. But I know there’s a cohort of people, myself included, who will adopt them and happily.
Close second(s) are crows and ravens. Always greet crows, ravens, and magpies when you see them, lest something bad happen. It’s very important. But they’re just so clever and yet so dark. Like black cats, there’s something elegant about them (and yet they can also be total goofs). And, sure, this is partially because I do like The Crow. I’ll admit that too.
Big black dogs are good too, though I’m more of a cat person than a dog person. Still, I remember drawing this elaborate colored pencil artwork sometime early in college of an IWTV Claudia-like girl wearing a well-known Moi-Meme-Moitie hat with a giant black dog behind her. I think I scanned it and uploaded it to my old dA and titled it “Young Miss Baskerville” and I think I later tried to write some Godchild fanfic based on it.
Banshee - Have you ever had a paranormal encounter? If so, do tell!
I wish. Oh how I wish! I’ve even spent the night in an (ostensibly) haunted castle in York, UK, that had a Grey Lady and nothing happened. I’ve spent the night in an (ostensibly) haunted hotel here in the US that had a haunted elevator and nothing happened. There were haunted dorms at my undergrad and I never got to live there nor did anything happen when I visited. You have no idea how disappointed I am.
The closest thing I have is seeing what would probably be referred to as a Shadow Person. I’ve told this story before but here we go: it was evening in either spring or fall because the sun was going down a lot earlier than in summer and I remember the weather felt more like spring or fall. My mom had sent me down the hill behind my neighbors’ and friends’ house to bring up my brother’s bike. As I’ve just gotten over the crest of the hill, I’m looking down this wide path of grass--probably 8 or 10 feet across--with a tall hedge on the left, and a suburban forest on the right. As I’m just about to walk down the hill (and I can see my brother’s red kid’s BMX bike in the gloom), I see what looks like a dark gray figure, slightly hunched over, wearing a trench coat with the collar up and a fedora--yes, just like Peter Lorre in M--hurry out of the trees and into the hedge. Of course I turned around and ran since I thought it was a burglar or something and got my mom. I think I just told her I thought I saw someone down there. She didn’t think much of it but went with me to get the bike. 
I told her about this years later and she said that she’s seen the man in the hat too, though she saw him walking down one of the side aisles at church. Odd, but probably not paranormal. It’s more likely some kind of human brain thing and pattern recognition based on other circumstances. (I want to believe in the paranormal but I’ve been schooled against it and it’s hard to get over that.)
I guess the other things are some hypnagogic hallucinations--not sleep paralysis, but just hallucinations. I actually enjoyed inducing them as a kid lol. I ought to take that up again.
Macabre - What’s your favorite part of spooky season?
Costumes. Costumes. I am a closeted eccentric due to internalized capitalism. I played dress-up and pretend all day every day as a kid (or at least as much as I could) but it gets harder and harder to play dress-up as one gets older. There are bullies, mean classmates, disapproving adults, judgmental employers and colleagues... So any opportunity I have to wear amazing, strange, odd things that make me look and feel like I’m a visitor from some other place, I will take it. Halloween, cosplay, and dressing up for conventions are my current avenues at the moment and I would love to find more. I was able to dress up for Halloween when I worked in the libraries too. It’s a shame the LARP scene around here sucks and the closest ren faire is about 3 hours away. Really, I ought to reconnect with the gothic lolita community in the area. That would be a lovely all-year Halloween-like opportunity.
TL;DR: COSTUMES. 
Spooky Season Asks!
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fizzlechu · 2 years
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I feel like I'm getting better at art!!! :0 Also I'm more active on my Twitter if you want to see future art and other things!
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ciaranshade · 2 years
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So, I was playing The Witcher 2: Assassin of Kings, siding with Iorveth (because, for one thing, I have a soft spot for both underdogs and elves, and, for another thing, yes, please, let me see more of this character for reasons).
Anyways, it gets to a point where someone asks Geralt, "Hey, what are you siding with Iorveth for anyways? He's probably killed more humans than you've eaten chickens."
And I just had an instant mental image of Geralt standing there with a bucket of KFC, raising an eyebrow and just retorting, "I think you seriously underestimate the amount of chickens I've eaten."
And now I need to draw this.
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libelelle · 3 years
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IM DISTRAUGHT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT CHIMKEN ENAMEL PIN
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shittyshitposts · 4 years
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cheemken · 3 years
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Greetings friend! From one King to another I salute you! Because all lions are kings and Queens!
Keep up the good work! *Kingly solidarity roar*
Hello there, friend! Hahah
Aww well hey, I saw what you sent to my queen, and I gotta say, I agree hahaha she's so amazing isn't she uwu
But hey, yeah! You be dope too :33
Uhh,,, idk if I should give you chocos but here, have chimken instead hahah
🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗
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makorays · 3 years
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What is your subway, burger king, and pizza place orders?
subway: basically the spicy italian with less ingredients. specifically i get a footlong on italian herb and cheese, salami, extra pepperjack cheese, toasted, lettuce, yellow mustard, and either jalapenos or banana peppers or pickles. i should experiment with more ingredients on it in the future, though.
burger king: either a double bacon cheeseburger or the spicy chicken burger, with either a chocolate or oreo milkshake and fries
pizza: papa john's is pretty good but really any place is fine, either regular or flatbread pizza is preferred...pepperoni is good, sausage is good, bacon and ham is good, supreme is good, i dont mnow wehy you make me choose fuck you for makiung me salivate about wanting fast food at 1 pm on a monday afternoon when im not going out anywhere now i gotta wait hours for my mom to bring me something back when shes done running errands and youre making me spend MY hard earned money when there is FOOD AT HOME but i NEED THAT FUCKIN SPICY CHIMKEN BURG
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fracturedrainbow · 3 years
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Me, hasn't slept in 2.5 days: WHY AM I GETTING MY ASS KICKED SO HARD RIGHT NOW?? FUCK YOU TEOSTRA
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Jk jk you know I love ya you big fire kitty king ♡ Sorry I broke your face... and your wings.
Someone send me a chimken sandwich and some choco milk ;w;
God I'm tired.
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ao3feed-todoroki · 4 years
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The Villain Reform Chat
the villain reform chat by ughdabi
Eraserhead: who tf r u?
disco inferno: dabi
chimken nugger: oop i almost forgot
chronic dry eyes: what
chronic dry eyes: HAWKS!!! ----- (Completely ignoring some of the things that happened during the PLF War).
(This is my first time writing a chat-based fic, there will be some actual scenes tho so please be good to me.)
Words: 805, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: Multi
Characters: Dabi, Takami Keigo | Hawks, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Hikiishi Kenji | Magne, Iguchi Shuuichi | Spinner, Bubaigawara Jin | Twice, Toga Himiko, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Nedzu, Sako Atsuhiro | Mr. Compress, Toyomitsu Taishirou | Fat Gum, Tatsuma Ryuuko | Ryuukyuu, Kan Sekijirou | Vlad King, Ectoplasm, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Kurono Hari | Chronostasis, Chisaki Kai | Overhaul, Rappa Kendou, Kurogiri, Shirakumo Oboro, Shuuzenji Chiyo | Recovery Girl, Mustard, Aiba Manami | La Brava, Tobita Danjuurou | Gentle Criminal, Hakamata Tsunagu | Best Jeanist, Thirteen, Todoroki Natsuo, Todoroki Fuyumi, Todoroki Rei, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor, Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Inko, Gran Torino, Bakugou Katsuki, Kirishima Eijirou, Class 1-A, Shinsou Hitoshi
Relationships: Dabi/Takami Keigo | Hawks, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Rappa Kendou/Toyomitsu Taishirou | Fat Gum, Kurogiri/Sako Atsuhiro | Mr. Compress, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko/Todoroki Natsuo, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou, Shinsou Hitoshi & Toga Himiko, Bubaigawara Jin | Twice & Shinsou Hitoshi, Iida Tenya/Shinsou Hitoshi
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Dabi is a Todoroki, Parental Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Parental Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Parental Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Parental Shuuzenji Chiyo | Recovery Girl, Toga Himiko is a Good Friend, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor's Bad Parenting, Takami Keigo | Hawks Needs a Hug, Dabi is a Good Boyfriend, Other Additional Tags to Be Added
Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/24589717
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ao3feed-dabihawks · 4 years
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by ughdabi
Eraserhead: who tf r u?
disco inferno: dabi
chimken nugger: oop i almost forgot
chronic dry eyes: what
chronic dry eyes: HAWKS!!!
 -----
(Completely ignoring some of the things that happened during the PLF War).
(This is my first time writing a chat-based fic, there will be some actual scenes tho so please be good to me.)
Words: 805, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: Multi
Characters: Dabi (My Hero Academia), Takami Keigo | Hawks, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Hikiishi Kenji | Magne, Iguchi Shuuichi | Spinner, Bubaigawara Jin | Twice, Toga Himiko, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Nedzu (My Hero Academia), Sako Atsuhiro | Mr. Compress, Toyomitsu Taishirou | Fat Gum, Tatsuma Ryuuko | Ryuukyuu, Kan Sekijirou | Vlad King, Ectoplasm (My Hero Academia), Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Kurono Hari | Chronostasis, Chisaki Kai | Overhaul, Rappa Kendou, Kurogiri (My Hero Academia), Shirakumo Oboro, Shuuzenji Chiyo | Recovery Girl, Mustard (My Hero Academia), Aiba Manami | La Brava, Tobita Danjuurou | Gentle Criminal, Hakamata Tsunagu | Best Jeanist, Thirteen (My Hero Academia), Todoroki Natsuo, Todoroki Fuyumi, Todoroki Rei, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor, Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Inko, Gran Torino (My Hero Academia), Bakugou Katsuki, Kirishima Eijirou, Class 1-A (My Hero Academia), Shinsou Hitoshi
Relationships: Dabi/Takami Keigo | Hawks, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Rappa Kendou/Toyomitsu Taishirou | Fat Gum, Kurogiri/Sako Atsuhiro | Mr. Compress, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko/Todoroki Natsuo, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou, Shinsou Hitoshi & Toga Himiko, Bubaigawara Jin | Twice & Shinsou Hitoshi, Iida Tenya/Shinsou Hitoshi
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Dabi is a Todoroki, Parental Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Parental Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Parental Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Parental Shuuzenji Chiyo | Recovery Girl, Toga Himiko is a Good Friend, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor's Bad Parenting, Takami Keigo | Hawks Needs a Hug, Dabi is a Good Boyfriend (My Hero Academia), Other Additional Tags to Be Added
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