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kirby was damn near invincible and vored everything in his path while spitting on pedestrians. could turn into a tire and run people over before grand theft auto came out

Whats was the first game you got to really got apeshit with no consequence? For me it was driver for n64 you could run people over and fuck around the entire game.

the okapi is one of my fave animals

a large percentage of americans refuse to bathe so we use the splash & splatter system to promote healthy hygiene. for many americans (especially new yorkers who are notorious for refusing to use deodorant) this can be the closest thing to a shower they take in months

in the japanese suburbs, every street is lined with rain gutters, so even during heavy rain, the streets are perfectly navigable, even on foot. in the american suburbs, there's like one drain every couple of streets, so whenever it storms, the streets turn into rivers

When you see thick thighs.

i play the same game with my boyfriends except i lick their asses a little before dropping them