this is the funniest fucking shit to me
this is how half the clan is related (biologically, adoption/other excluded) to Firestar lmaoo
explanations:
Dappletail is Firestar's paternal aunt; she is Thistlestar's sister who is Firestar's father
Whitestorm is Firestar's paternal half-brother; he is Thistlestar's son who is Firestar's father, but they do not share a mother
Spottedleaf is Firestar's mother
Willowpelt is Firestar's maternal aunt; she is Spottedleaf's aunt who is Firestar's mother
Darkstripe is Firestar's maternal first cousin; he is Willowpelt's son who is Spottedleaf's aunt who is Firestar's mother
Creekflower is Firestar's full-sister; she is Spottedleaf and Thistlestar's daughter, who are Firestar's parents
Graystripe is Firestar's maternal first cousin; he is Willowpelt's son who is Spottedleaf's aunt who is Firestar's mother
Feathercloud is Firestar's paternal first cousin; he is Dappletail's son who is Thistlestar's brother who is Firestar's father
Missingheart is Firestar's maternal first cousin; he is Patchpelt's son who is Spottedleaf's brother who is Firestar's mother
Cloudtail is Firestar's full-nephew; he is Creekflower's son who is Firestar's full-sister
Ashpaw, Fernpaw, Tulippaw, and Elderpaw are Firestar's paternal half-niblings; they are Whitestorm's children who is Thistlestar's son, but they do not share a mother
Bramblepaw is Firestar's maternal second cousin; he is Tigerstar's son who is Leopardfoot's son who is Spottedleaf's sister who is Firestar's mother
Sorrelkit, Rainkit, and Sootkit are Firestar's maternal first cousins; they are Willowpelt's children who is Spottedleaf's sister who is Firestar's mother
and Sorrelkit, Rainkit, and Sootkit are Firestar's paternal half-niblings; they are Whitestorm's children who is Thistlestar's son, but they do not share a mother
Redkit, Sweetkit, and Spotkit are Firestar's children
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Court chapters 160-163
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Chapter 160
Remy bought us some time, but there are thousands more soldiers racing toward us. And he’s obviously too weak now to punch through the last barrier. Cyrus has won.
Chapter 160 summary: So Calder has apparently died. In his grief, Remy shoots out bursts of wild magical energy and defeats everybody around him. And while it’s good for this immediate second, Grace seems to think that it means that they’ve already lost to Cyrus.
Chapter 161
It’s our lives or Hudson’s soul, and he’s already made the impossible choice for us
Chapter 161 summary: Grace stands around and thinks about how impossible their situation actually is. However, it’s hard to think that this is going to end anything but well when, not only are there more than 100 pages left IN THIS BOOK, but also 2 more books that follow.
As around 150 vampires converge on their location, Hudson turns them into dust. As the dragons and witches close in on them, Grace begs Hudson to not kill them all. But he’s apparently not going to listen to her.
Chapter 162
We’re so close to Cyrus’s force field—barely fifty or seventy-five feet away…
I’m sorry, do you know how fucking huge of a distance that is?
To put it into simpler terms, you’d have to stack 11 of me from end-to-end to reach it.
That is not fucking close, JFC.
“You—” Cyrus leaps at me, and I know there’s going to be hell to pay.
Chapter 162 summary: Since they’re losing quite badly, Grace decides to “surrender”. Once inside the final barrier with Cyrus, she bluffs and tells them that she went to see the Crone again. She makes a deal that Cyrus won’t harm her or her friends in exchange for what the Crone said. But it’s only after Cyrus accepts that Grace is like “Bitch, you thought-?!”
Chapter 163
“My dear Grace, I simply need your power to activate the God Stone. You won’t be harmed. You’ll just become human after I drain your power.”
Chapter 163 summary: Cyrus does try to attack Grace, but finds that he can’t because he literally made a magically binding pinky-promise about it. Instead, he has his guards round up her and her friends. And it’s at this point that Grace realises that she’s not only been had, but that she fell into Cyrus’s plans exactly. He gloats for a while, but eventually gets around to his point: he’s going to drain Grace of her gargoyle power.
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I mean.
I know it’s the title of the chapter but I didn’t actually see any actual moment of hesitation there.
Nice try Evil Wolverine! Your bullying is inaccurate once again!
Fact check yourself next time and maybe you'll feel better.
EDIT: Oops ok yeah I went back and see it now, thanks everyone!
OH???
OHHHHHHH?
WINGS: EVIL VERSION??????
THIS RULES?
I could be wrong but this looks like the first time we see that Lava Lamp is hanging on to a rock at this point, while still holding the sword that is too big for him, and also trying to reach out with his other hand. The child already is forced to do so much beyond the limits of what you could expect any regular person and here he is doing it at the age of 6 or 7 and still feeling the burn of the failure of not doing it ALL.
Meanwhile! Is this the beginning of the Tsubasa then? Is this the moment where it was actually assigned to her? Did they not exist before this?
So the wings were not actually her power after all?
They were a curse laid on her-
OH. SAKURA IS FAI.
SAKURA HAS A CURSE LAID ON HER AS A CHILD THE SAME WAY FAI DID. EVIL WOLVERINE OPENED A PORTAL AND LAID A CURSE ON HER THAT CHANGED HER WHOLE LIFE AND MADE HER INTO HIS PUPPET.
EVEN MORE REASON THAT FAI LOVED HER SO ENTIRELY.
AND LAVA LAMP IS LIKE KUROGANE IN THAT HE WATCHED SOMEONE DEAR TO HIM HAVE THEIR LIFE TORN AWAY BY EVIL WOLVERINE THROUGH A LITTLE PORTAL THAT HE COULDN'T STOP.
AND THEY BOTH TRIED TO STOP HIM BUT WERE ULTIMATELY TOO LATE
The Outo Puppy and Kitty dynamic really wasn’t kidding huh.
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