Summary: Havoc's first encounter with the little Elrics.
Havoc had been looking forward to meeting the Elric brothers, but he’d been looking forward to it while thinking he’d have the whole office as a buffer. He hadn’t thought he’d have them all to himself in a car for half an hour in traffic. He wasn’t sure how he felt about that. Overjoyed was not the word.
oh... and the 8 ball thing, 8s show up a lot in reference to the crash: an avalanche killed eight people, they only had eight chocolate bars, susana parrado died after eight days, search efforts were cancelled after 8 days, the aircraft was 80 km east from its planned route when it crashed... it makes a TON of sense
Oh dammit I didn’t even make that connection to it I was just thinking of the eating foam plus “we ain’t gonna hurt you” and “when you jump to what you resort to”
Yeah it’s definitely about that crash thanks Wilbur
CAIUSE FOR CONCERN BY LOVEJOY OMG I LOVE THAT S0ING SM!!!! <33333 I SM BRAINROTTIGN SO HARD I ABSOLUTELY ADORE UT I AMSHAKIGN AND SCREAMING AND SHOTUING AND CRYING AND BOUCNING OF THE WALLS
And when Wilbur said “I’m a leech sucking blood bags taste defeat it’s a sandbag”, and when Wilbur said “maybe one day I’ll live in La Jolla drinking cocktails out over the water”, and when Wilbur said “there’s no cause for concern”, and when Wilbur said “but tonight I’m fucking drunk so it’s all gonna be about me” and when Wilbur said “a CAPRICORN?? Oh FUCK that”, and when Wilbur said “I can’t focus on the future only my short sight” and when Wilbur said “there’s a REASON London puts barriers on the tube line” and when Wilbur said