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transfemlogan · 2 years

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Sanders Sides requests from my Instagram! (@incrediblyundead)

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[ID: screenshots of Instagram stories. Image one is a sketchy and coloured drawing of Logan Sanders. Logan is a black man with dark brown curly hair tied up into a ponytail with curly strands on his forehead and down the side of his face. He is wearing circle framed glasses and his usual outfit, except his tie is loosened. He has an angry expression on his face and there is blood splattered on his cheeks and glasses. The request reads, "insane logan, make him go feral, do with this what you will." Image two is of Logan again, but this time not coloured. He is smiling with his eyes closed. The request reads, "logan being happy." Image three is of Patton Sanders. It is sketched and coloured. Patton is a white man with his light brown hair with light blue dyed tips tied into a braid and bangs. He is wearing square framed glasses and an uncoloured t-shirt. Patton is holding his left hand under his chin with his right shoulder facing the camera. He is winking and making a cat mouth. He has uncoloured stickers on his face and a speech bubble next to him making an angry cat face. The request reads, "OOOHHHHH... Patton w a braid." Image four is a sketchy coloured drawing of Janus and Remus. Janus and Remus are both white men, though Remus has much paler skin than Janus. Janus has his brown hair tied up into a loose ponytail with loose strands. He is wearing a yellow turtle neck with sleeves rolled up to his elbows and an apron that says "kiss the snake". He is closing one eye and sticking out his tongue at Remus. He is holding a bowl in his hands with his body turned away from Remus. Remus has a grey-ish brown mullet and a million piercings on his ears and face. He has some facial hair on his chin and a curly mustache. He is wearing a ripped up green shirt and grey sweat pants. There is a happy trail poking out from under his shirt and he has a lot of arm hair. He is smiling wide and looking at Janusm in one hand he is holding a bottle of neon green liquid with smoke coming out that has a skeleton inside. The requests reads, "demus (/p or not) attempting 2 bake." Image five are two traditional drawings of Virgil Sanders side by side. The first drawing is Virgil wearing a cat spirit hood with an oversized hoodie and choker. His hair is covering one eye and he is wearing makeup that looks like he's been crying. He has freckles and a bunch of piercings. In the second drawing, it is a smaller full body drawing of him. He is wearing the same outfit with tripp pants. The request reads, "Virgil being the emo he is." Image six is a traditional drawing of Patton Sanders. He is smiling and sticking his tongue out eith both eyes closed. In onr hand he is holding a tiny frog that is also smiling. The request reads, "Patton with a frog?" Image seven is a traditional drawing of Logan Sanders in a Crofters costume with a pin that reads 'she'. She is standing awkwardly with a neutral facial expression. The request reads, "Logan but like shes in a crofters costume. Image eight is of Remus Sanders standing with his hands on his hips. He is looking off to the side with a wide smile and sticking out one tongue. He is wearing a shirt that says, "This Grandpa is a goth boy enthusiast, HATES THE COPS, was born in July, has osteoporosis, is a Korn groupie, and hates egg salad, and you do NOT want to test my patience." The request reads, "remus wearing one of those that are weirdly specific." /end ID]

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prince-rowan-of-the-forest · 2 years

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Fic Masterlist

Hello hello! Welcome to my Fanfiction Masterlist!

Here you'll find all of my fics, and the links to them on Tumblr and/or Ao3!

If you like any of my fics, consider popping over to my ask blog and sending an ask or two!

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| Oneshots |

Organised oldest to newest.

The Stresses of Shapeshifting

Janus is struggling to regain control of his shapeshifting powers after they get away from him.

Thankfully, the noble Roman (and the others helped a bit too, I guess) was there to save the day!

In the end, all anyone really needs is a cuddle pile, Disney movies, pizza and... possibly inedible... cake.

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Aeroplanes Are Like Shooting Star

Coming to terms with a disability can be difficult, especially when it means you can't do the things you love. When you realise you can't enjoy something you've loved for so long as well you could if or when you were abled.

When you can't make wishes on shooting stars, you make them on aeroplanes instead.

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Faeries in the Forest

Virgil promises Roman a day where they'll do whatever he wants, even if that means spending the day hiking in the forest.

When the pair stray from the path and find themselves lost, Virgil worries that it might be the end- that is until they meet a seemingly friendly fae who promises to lead them back to the path free of charge...

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The Official Sanders Sides Emergency Sleepover

Patton decides that with the recent tensions in the mindscape after their last video, the best course of action would be to host a sleepover.

Somehow, it didn't end in a complete disaster, despite the two gatecrashers, Roman's inability to cook, Logan's complete cluelessness and Virgil's incredibly long list of doubts.

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Not Good Enough For You

Remus and Roman are struggling to cope with their own issues alone, but maybe, if they were only to bring it up, they could help each other.

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Putting Yourself First

Virgil didn't go to the wedding because he knew it would go to shit. He didn't quite realise he would have such an influence whne it came to dealing with that shit afterwards.

Or, Roman is very upset by the proceedings after the wedding and turns to Virgil for help.

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Flu Season

Roman is sick, despite not wanting to show weakness and impose himself on the other sides, he really, really just wants a hug.

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Duelling

Roman and Remus are both sore losers.

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Stressed Bakes

Patton channels a little too much stress into his baked goods, everyone feels the consequences.

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Potions of Persuasion

Roman goes to Virgil for a little magical assistance in making his relationship with a prince from another kingdom possible. How can Virgil possibly say no?

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Taking Breaks

Roman is thoroughly overworking himself, Virgil steps in and gets him to take a break.

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Assassination

The plan to assassinate the prince was simple, get in, stab him in the back, get out again. Easy, simple, very little room for error.

So how the hell does that end up with the prince not only still alive, but now accompanying Janus and his friends who all plotted and actively attempted to murder him? I hear you ask.

Well the answer is actually quite simple: Both Janus and the prince are very, very gay.

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Siren Boy

Janus foolishly sings along to a siren song and somehow ends up with a siren interested in something other than murdering him. (roceit)

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Perfectly Okay

Roman knows it's bad when his only escape is a cat cafe a town away and a barista he barely feels like he knows, but when his soulmate kicks him out of their shared apartment, Roman finds he has no one else to turn to but that same barista.

But maybe everything will be ok, right?

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Hurts Like Hell

Losing a friend sucks, somehow it's even worse when they were still there, only just out of reach.

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Fit For Kings

Janus is stressed out and overwhelmed by a discussion that quickly devolves into arguing, Roman sets about helping him - and Virgil too - out in the most extravagant and perfect way possible.

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Proper Wing Care

Roman isn't that great at taking care of his wings himself, so Virgil has to step in sometimes.

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Primroses and Periwinkles

It was a normal day when it first started happening.

Roman thought he might’ve been getting sick. It was winter, and though the sides weren’t as easy to infect with diseases like the flu he was pretty sure it was still possible - he remembered Patton being sick a few times, at least.

And then, one day, when he and Virgil had been playfully bickering on the couch - another debate about which Disney movies were better that had him laughing and blushing - the petals started to appear.

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Where the Ashes Settle

Roman was prepared for normal day, leave the hotel, get coffee, go to the station and head home.

He hadn't made room in his schedule for getting caught up in a villain fight, nor getting kidnapped by the villain and his arch-nemisis, though.

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Into the Snake's Den

Things going missing in a household of four wasn’t uncommon, really. It was normal enough to misplace a sock on laundry day, or get one of your shirts mixed up with someone else’s and never see it again, or misplace one piece of jewellery from a set. Losing things was not out of the ordinary, what was out of the ordinary was just how often it happened for this particular household.

Logan theorised they potentially had borrowers, and if that was the case Patton was content to let them stay, though Roman had always brought up the point that who - or what - ever the culprit was, it was stealing items much too large to be a borrower. Patton had offered the idea that perhaps it was a fairy, or a spirit who lived nearby, in which case the group was even more eager to drop the issue.

That was until something important went missing a few weeks later.

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Ship of Dreams

“You know - they say this ship can’t sink, it was all in the papers, impossible - they said.” “Yes, that’s what I’ve heard,” Roman shrugged, shifting just a little closer. He wished he could wrap his arms around him, press kisses to his cheeks - pink with the cold - but they couldn’t, not in public. Roman hoped that was something that would change one day. “If… if she did sink - what would we do?” Virgil asked, eyes still trained on the frothing wake the ship left in its path. “Why, I’d swim us to America, of course, I promise,” Roman said, reaching over to brush his fingers over Virgil’s jaw, so he’d look over at him, “But she won’t sink, don’t worry so much my darling.”

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The Lost LIbrary

The Library was, first and foremost, a sanctuary. The Library was infinite, The Library was filled with things - all anyone could ever want. Those who lived under The Library’s roof were happy. The Library was, to Virgil, nothing more than an extravagantly decorated prison.

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Forests and Rooftops

Tagged: NewYears Verse

Mine was a World of Rooftops and Love Songs

Virgil is invited to a New Years' party and without an excuse not to go he can't turn it down. Who knew that all it takes to make friends is bad punctuality and sensory issues? Honestly, Virgil wished someone had told him sooner.

AKA: Virgil goes to a party, freaks out and ends up on a rooftop with his best friend's brother. Alls well that ends well, I guess?

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(Vi)vianne Marie Zephyr

Here’s a list of things that Vivianne Marie Zephyr knew.

One, she was twelve years old.

Two, twelve-year-olds should not be trusted to make their own decisions.

Three, twelve-year-olds didn’t know anything about themselves or the world. (at least, according to her extended family they didn't).

Four, Vivianne is not a girl.

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Patton Darling Heart

How can a mortal baby befriend four fae courts, their leaders and their queens in less than five years? How does said baby grow up with such a strange family? Well...

Patton Heart knew he wasn't like the rest of his family, he also knew that his situation was an unorthodox one. He also knew that one family wanted him and the other didn't, so to be honest, Patton was pretty happy with his weird and wonderful life.

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Darkside!Roman

Tagged 'darkside!roman'

Almost, A Light in the Dark

"In almost any case, we embrace you," Virgil had said.

Roman knew he hadn't meant it like that, Virgil would never say something so cruel. That didn't mean he could stop thinking about it.

It didn't mean it wasn't true for the others, either. ---- A look into Roman's buildup to becoming a dark side in my Darkside!Roman AU

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Dragon Heart

There are a few things that come with becoming a dark side, one of which takes Roman a little by surprise.

Fortunately, he has a fantastic boyfriend and a... maybe not quite as helpful brother to get him through it.

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Dragon Quest

Roman is missing,and Janus enlists Virgil and Remus' help to find him. Together they end up on a quest through the imagination, ultimately leading them to... a cuddle pile??

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Squish

Things may be better, but Roman still struggles occaisonally. Remus is happy to help him out.

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More Than Human

At his very core, Janus was human. One might say he was more than human, being a God, but being more than something doesn’t take away from that something, it just adds onto it.

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Chocolate Chip

Roman returns to the temple with cookies. Janus makes a tiny bit of progress.

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| Multi Chapter Fics |

Organised oldest to newest in terms of first posting.

Crown Princes and Butterfly Wings

When Crown Prince Remus of Dalandaire goes missing overnight it's up to Roman, his brother, and Logan, his best friend, to find him.

But for how long will Roman be able to keep his secrets? How long will it take Logan to admit his feelings for the cute human they dragged along for the adventure and how on earth do they keep getting quite so off target?? (Currently incomplete, on hiatus)

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Across Land and Water, Forever and Always

My Sanders Sides Gift Exchange fic.

After Patton and Logan are selected to attend the annual meeting between merkingdoms, they expect an easy enough swim up the river to their destination. Unfortunately, for reasons unknown, the river no longer flows as strongly as it did and because of it they can't make the journey in the traditional way.

Together, along with two other magic folk who they... may have accidentally roped into their journey... must now find their way overland to complete their journey instead, little did they know that this particular adventure would change their lives in ways they could never expect.

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The Choosing Ball

The law is clear and very very simple: Janus must choose someone at the ball to become his future husband or wife. He would have two days to pick and at the ball they would choose. If he refused or wasn't chosen, he would be considered an outcast, a criminal against the state. Easy, simple, there was just one tiny problem.

Janus was already in love with someone else. Someone who he didn't have the option to choose.

Fortunately for him, Prince Roman doesn't seem to see that as a problem at all.

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We'll Save You

Janus finds himself stumbling into problems like one stumbles over rocks on the road, except some problems are a little worse than others. But when he finally stumbles into someone who isn't like everyone else Janus' had met so far in this unforgiving world, he thinks that maybe there is some merit to the world after all.

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To Make a Heaven of Hell

Virgil knew he was dead, somehow. And somehow death was loud and bright and overwhelming, the people within it were beautiful and diverse and strange and the places big and magical and wondrous. But it was hard to accept that you are good, after a short life of being told that you are bad. Sometimes, all it takes is a little help, some hot demons and a whole universe full of new friends and family to get you to accept your paradise.

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Ribbons And Rainstorms

Roman Edevane has been terrified of storms since his twin brother's death when they were small children. He sits and he watches the dark clouds roll from his window, too afraid to sleep but unable to tear his eyes away. Then, one night, lightning strikes the temple on the hill and he forgets all about the storm in his rush to protect it. When he finds not a burning temple, but the God of Storms himself.

After that he kept coming back—Why? He wasn’t sure, and though meeting the god responsible for the storms doesn't abate his fear completely at first, Vi was… nothing like Roman could have ever expected. The God of storms was kind, he was sweet, a little shy and not to mention a whole other level of handsome. Somehow Roman can’t help but fall for them.

But he can’t be in love with a God… can he? Even if he was, could a God ever love him back?

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Over The Rainbow

Reds oranges and pinks almost always took centre stage in his drawings and paintings - after all, they were the only colours Roman could see, but the backgrounds were always made up of shades of grey - for him - that would be bright, vibrant colours for everyone else. They represented how he saw the world, and being honest… Roman was a little scared for it to change.

Later on, he would wonder why he worried.

He saw blue first

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The Spiders' Forest

The forest was dangerous, they said. That's the spider’s place.

Roman and Remus Taylor lived in the village of Dumhan-Collie, a sad, dingy little town along the edge of an equally sad, dingy forest. Most of the people who lived there were miserable, angry or both and the collective dream of the town was to leave it far, far behind.

Most visitors didn’t stay long, and those who did tend to regret it quite quickly.

The main reason for all this? The spiders.

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snowdice · 1 year

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Little Kestrel (Part 52) [Birds of Different Feathers Series]

Fandom: Sanders Sides

Relationships: Logan & Patton & Virgil (future Virgil/Patton but not in this story)

Characters:

Main: Logan, Patton, Virgil

Appear: Thomas

Mentioned: Janus

Summary:

It was supposed to be a quick job either way. Either Virgil would assassinate King Thomas of Prijaznia or he’d be caught and get executed. Yet, when Virgil gets the wrong bedroom and gets caught by Prince Logan and his future royal advisor, Patton, the job ends up getting way more complicated for the 14-year-old. He also ends up sleeping in a (actually pretty comfortable) closet for a few weeks…

Notes: Implied/referenced child abuse, assassination attempt, knives, torture mentioned, captivity, teenagers being really dumb, sexual coercion of minors implied, a minor offering sexual favors

This is a prequel to Kill Dear. I wrote it 100 words at a time on my blog, but this is the edited version. If you want to see how it was crafted (and possibly some future content), look at the tag proofread stories.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13 Part 14 Part 15 Part 16 Part 17 Part 18 Part 19 Part 20 Part 21 Part 22 Part 23 Part 24 Part 25 Part 26 Part 27 Part 28 Part 29 Part 30 Part 31 Part 32 Part 33 Part 34 Part 35 Part 36 Part 37 Part 38 Part 39 Part 40 Part 41 Part 42 Part 43 Part 44 Part 45 Part 46 Part 47 Part 48 Part 49 Part 50 Part 51

It was Jeffers Deknis’s second busiest time of year right after the fall harvest. However, unlike the fall harvest, not all of his workers were yet at the castle. The winter had been harsh and while the last snowfall had been a month ago, many of his workers whose families lived far from the castle had sent word they would be late arriving for various reasons. A few were dealing with sick relatives and others had to help fix things broken by storms for their families before making the trek. One who lived in the mountains up north was still snowed in.

So, he was dealing with only about 70% of his usual staff, meaning he was even busier than he usually was in the spring.

However, despite how busy he was, he didn’t mind taking a bit of time out of his schedule to help plant a little plot of land he’d reserved for a special selection of plants.

Virgil has spent a lot of time deciding on what plant he wanted to grow in the plot Jerffers had given him. He’d combed through multiple books even though it quickly became clear he couldn’t read well and talked to Jeffers about his options extensively before finally coming to a decision.

He’d decided on a flower called Zygopetalum maculatum which was a type of orchid. It wouldn’t be an easy flower to grow considering they didn’t naturally have the right climate for it, but with a bit of magical fertilizer and ruins in the ground near them, it was feasible.

Since Virgil had chosen his flower, Jeffers had dedicated a bit of his time each day to explaining what they needed to do for it to grow and had set him up with the correct materials. Virgil had spent a good chunk of the last two weeks outside on his marked off plot of land doing as instructed to get the soil in the right condition.

Sometimes Logan and Patton joined him and sometimes he was alone, but he was clearly dedicated to his task. Jeffers had stopped by and tested the soil the day before and found it was adequately prepared for planting Virgil’s flowers and had told the boy as much.

Despite being already very busy, Jeffers had allowed for an hour out of his schedule to help Virgil plant his flowers this afternoon.

Even though Jeffers had told him exactly where in his schedule he’d made time for it, Virgil had come early.

Very early.

He’d stalked Jeffers’ footsteps all day. If the boy were a cat, Jeffers would have assumed he’d accidentally left a slice of meat in his back pocket after breakfast.

Jeffers ended up letting him help with a few other things in the morning which he seemed to enjoy. He seemed to appreciate planting things even if they weren’t his flowers. He was also good at it if a bit slower than necessary in his caution to make sure he didn’t mess anything up.

Jeffers ended up sending Patton to get an extra packed lunch from Helen for Virgil (as people didn’t like when the gardeners tracked mud into the dinning hall) and they ended up eating while sitting on the base of the fountain by the plot of land Virgil had been tending to.

The water in the fountain was now flowing, having recently been cleaned and turned on and birds were chirping in the distance. It was a nice, calming environment. This was why Jeffers liked to spend so much time outside. Or at least, it was one of the reasons.

There was a soft meow from beside them that drew Jeffers’ attention. Jeffers looked down to see one of the castle’s many cats standing on its hind legs with one of its paws on the fountain’s base. It was staring at them expectantly. Jeffers recognized the yellow stripped cat as one of the friendlier ones that Patton had tamed as a kitten. It meowed again when it saw him looking.

“What?” Jeffers asked it, raising one eyebrow. “I know you’re not starving.”

It meowed again in complaint. Then it turned to Virgil. Virgil was instantly tearing off a bit of his chicken sandwich to feed to the cat.

“You don’t need to feed him,” Jeffers said. “Patton takes care of that plenty well.”

Despite what Jeffers had said, the cat gobbled up the piece of chicken Virgil had fed him like he was starving.

“It’s Buttercup,” Virgil informed Jeffers. The name vaguely rang a bell.

“You remember all of Patton’s names for them?” Jeffers asked, honestly impressed. There were so many cats.

Virgil nodded and ripped off another piece of chicken. The cat went flying at it with gusto.

“Keep some for yourself too,” Jeffers said. “You look less fed than the cats.” Thankfully he was looking more fed than he had at the beginning of winter.

“But he’s hungry,” Virgil replied with a frown.

“He’s a glutton is what he is,” Jeffers said. “He’s already had his lunch by now I’d imagine and is more than free to hunt down rodents in the barn if he needs a snack.”

Virgil frowned and gave the cat another piece of chicken.

“You’re too good of a kid,” Jeffers said with an eyeroll.

Virgil just frowned at him and took a bite of his sandwich for himself this time.

“Make sure to eat extra dinner if you’re going to feed the cats your lunch,” Jeffers said. “Though I’m sure Helen will be feeding you extra by default when she hears you’ve been helping me in the garden all day.”

“I’m fine,” Virgil said, stubbornly. He took another bite of his sandwich and fed another to the cat.

Jeffers considered him. ‘Fine,’ was a very vague word and his powers didn’t ping on it as a lie because it could mean a variety of things. He had a feeling Virgil knew that.

Jeffers wasn’t a fool. The kids had been talking around his powers about something all summer, though he couldn’t figure out what exactly it was about. Virgil was almost as good at it as Logan. Maybe he was even better.

“Not hungry enough to eat the entire sandwich by yourself then?” Jeffers asked.

Instead of replying verbally, Virgil just shrugged. Clever little bastard.

Jeffers sighed. Helen had packed some of the canned peaches in their lunches, so Jeffers pulled his out and set the container next to the boy. Virgil looked at the offering in surprise.

“Cats don’t eat peaches,” he cautioned. “It’s bad for their digestion.”

“I don’t need to take your food,” Virgil said with a frown.

“Yeah, you do,” said Jeffers. “I’m and old man, not a growing boy. You should eat them.”

Virgil frowned and looked like he was about to argue.

“Eat your lunch so we can plant your flowers kid,” Jeffers huffed.

Virgil hesitated, but the idea of getting to plant his flowers seemed to trump his desire to argue with Jeffers about lunch and he picked up the dish of peaches.

Jeffers went about finishing what was left of his lunch as Virgil continued to eat his own. The cat ran off when it noticed there was no more meat available.

Jeffers rolled his eyes. The thing was probably running off to go scam more people out of their lunch. Patton had spoiled them far too much and they were too good at making cute starving expressions.

“Alright,” Jeffers said once they were done. “Are you ready to plant your orchids.”

Virgil nodded eagerly and Jeffers packed away their trash before getting up.

“Good,” Jeffers said. “You have all of the supplies I told you we needed gathered?”

Virgil nodded and started to list off everything that Jeffers had said.

“Then, we can get started planting,” Jeffers said with a smile.

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#sanders sides #logan sanders #patton sanders #virgil sanders #character thomas sanders #adriana writes #little kestrel #birds of different feathers #implied/referenced child abuse #assassination attempt #past torture #captivity

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catboy-showdown · 1 year

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Me: Omg I should sleep it's like three am . So ANYWAYS. I don't have nearly the amount of braincells needed to make a coherent essay abt all of my boys. BUT what I can do is beg. ... Roleslaying wwith roman fans, Sanders sides fans, The Stanley Parable fans PLEASE for the love of GOD vote for eachother??? plspslspslspslsls Virgil Sanders, Logan Sanders, Noise, and Stanley (Virgil is closest to being a cat and is called "like a little kitten" in one of the episodes when talyn-virgil hisses but. But Logan is also just Logan so if it comes down to it.... vote logan TEEHEE teehee) Noise is just a cat boy and we all know it we all been knewn ....I LOVE STANLEY OH GOD I ADORE HIM Have you seen that man? That delightfully basic default settings man?that man is literally perfecct i love him omg oi love him i love himb

#catboy showdown #noise rwr #logan sanders #stanley the stanley parable

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mimssides · 1 year

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Ich habe 1.278 Mal im Jahr 2022 etwas gepostet

Das sind 372 more posts als 2021!

74 Einträge erstellt (6%)

1.204 Einträge gerebloggt (94%)

Blogs, die ich am häufigsten gerebloggt habe:

@thecrowssideblog

@lost-in-thought-20

@starshard17

@liemonyellow

@kiddiesides

Ich habe 182 meiner Einträge im Jahr 2022 getaggt

#sanders sides – 72 Einträge

#eir writes – 41 Einträge

#roman sanders – 34 Einträge

#eir rambles – 31 Einträge

#janus sanders – 29 Einträge

#logan sanders – 27 Einträge

#ts roman – 23 Einträge

#virgil sanders – 23 Einträge

#ts logan – 21 Einträge

#remus sanders – 21 Einträge

Longest Tag: 126 characters

#<- you have talked to your financeee right? while they appear to be loganesque they do have a murderous remus spark in them/lh

Meine Top-Einträge im Jahr 2022:

Hey Eir! How about Logince for the ship ask game? <3

Who said “I love you” first Roman. Look, passion bubbles in his chest and his nerd is falling in love with him. He has to profess his love to him!

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background They are both saps and have the picture of the other as background. Or maybe even matching ones with Logan reasoning that it is "only logical" and Roman totally supporting his boyfriend's logical thinking.

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror Roman. Logan thinks it's cute but sometimes gets annoyed at the smudges. but when Ro has a rough time, Logan might just draw a little heart on the mirror and it always manages to cheer Roman up.

Who buys the other cheesy gifts Logan. He's bad at love languages but also has the instincts of a magpie and knows "cheesy glitter things make Roman go brrr". Man has never bought roses but there are about twenty cat heart figurines in Roman's shelf designated for sappy gifts from his boyfriend.

Who initiated the first kiss Mutual effort. Just a look and both started to lean in. It was one of the few moments they just agreed on what to do next. Really they still often kiss like that.

Who kisses the other awake in the morning Roman kisses Logan awake. Both of them don't sleep a lot but Logan has the tendency to stay a little longer in bed when he has nothing scheduled. So when that occurs, Roman might get up first, make some coffee, prepare some breakfast, and goes back to bed to kiss his beloved awake. Logan does enjoy the pampering.

Who starts tickle fights Roman. Though Logan always wins and he still believes that one day he will end up the winner. He won't😌

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower Roman. When he has a high need for affection he will ask for them to shower together. Usually, Logan complies since he understands that Roman needs some extra care. Also, sometimes it's nice to have cuddly (or a little horny) prince in the shower with you.

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch Roman started it but they regularly show up at the other's workspace just as a surprise. At Logan's workplace though nobody knows that Roman is Logan's boyfriend because Roman keeps it down a lot whereas everyone at Roman's workplace is very aware of their relationship because the first thing Logan did when he visits Roman is kiss him straight on the lips.

Who was nervous and shy on the first date Neither. Their first official date was on a dare and they bickered and tried to outdo the other the whole time only to realise at the end that they had a great time together. They were both a little timid on the second date though.

Who kills/takes out the spiders Roman. Let him be the brave hero he wants to be. Logan is very deadpan about being saved from the foul beasts but he lets him do it.

Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk Logan. Roman is just whiny and clingy when drunk but Logan goes out of his way to loudly present Roman to everybody around them and says how beautiful and attractive he is, and how he is the best kisser, and that he loves him so very much.

Aah. I love them so much. Such good boys.

41 Anmerkungen – Gepostet 20. September 2022

Well, here it goes! Have fun @lickoutyourbrains and @thecrowslullaby 😉 Also inspired by this picture I drew

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“Fuck, Virgil, I can’t believe I say this, but stop cackling like a madman! I think we have a fucking problem right now,” Remus shouted slowly lowering his phone away from the lightly drugged deceitful facet in front of him.

Janus was still weakly gnawing at the huge not ostrich egg somebody, (thank you Roman) had left in the living room, and while he looked objectively adorable with his dilated eyes and drooling all over the shell but knowing now what the egg really was and considering how long Janus had already been like this, they may have had reasons to worry. Virgil apparently didn’t agree and was still cackling as Remus stopped filming and walked over to Janus and the egg. He stemmed his hands in his hips and sighed as Janus rubbed his face against the shell like a cat would do to claim its possession over the object of their choosing.

“Do the effects of the ‘snakenip’ always hold on that long?” Logan asked from the side.

By now the teacher wasn’t looking nearly as smug as in the beginning and Remus shot him a pissed grin.

“Oh having second thoughts on your revenge now?” he said lowly. “Drugging someone because they ate the rest of your crofters is such a funny thought, really! You’re the pinnacle of humour!”

Logan sputtered and walked up next to Remus: “Virgil reassured me that it would last barely 5 minutes! I even halved the doses he recommended!”

A sudden realisation hit Remus and at once Virgil was very still. In slow motion, Remus turned around to face the anxious side who suddenly became really small. Remus growled at him, ready to jump as Virgil promptly sunk out. With a scream Remus was about to run after him to his room, only stopped by Roman holding him in place and telling him that violence wouldn’t help the issue at hand. They would have to fix this first before he could deal with Virgil.

“You’re the one talking!” Remus snapped at Roman but turned back to Janus and his egg. “Why the fuck would you take the egg of a fucking DRAGON?! Are you out of your mind?!”

“The knights of the kingdom hat already slain the mother when I got there! And I couldn’t leave the egg! The poor thing would die on its one, and if not it would probably plot revenge against my kingdom for killing its mom, so bringing it here and hatching it, seemed like a reasonable choice at the time!” Roman explained himself weakly.

Remus just shot him a stink eye. He would have to kill some stupid knights. Or torture them, if he wanted to be really mean.

A grumpy snarl captured Remus’s attention back on Janus and he looked at his high gremlin and the egg. He had stopped trying to chew on it and was now full-on hugging the darn thing.

“That looks kinda cute,” Patton commented.

Remus didn’t think so though. Cursing under his breath he finally approached Janus and tried to pry him away from the egg. Unsurprisingly to Remus, Janus didn’t budge an inch. The imp was using his snake strength to hold onto the damned egg.

“Nerd get here and help me separate them before he imprints on that fucking egg!” Remus snarled through his teeth.

Logan didn’t move and Remus shot him an angry glare to which he answered: “Why me? I’m not known for my strength and what do you mean with imprinting?”

“You, because you are responsible for him being like this and because the other two idiots are going to prepare a nest for anthe egg-” he shot Patton and Roman a unquestionable glare to which both responded by rapidly scrambling away - “and ‘imprinting’ means exactly what it means! He’s gonna get attached to the freaking thing and we’re gonna have to deal with a baby dragon following him around 24/7 if we’re not doing something. Right. Now.”

That was all it took for Logan to get into motion and he ran to Remus’s side to help him pull Janus away from the egg. Logan slung his hands around Janus’s middle as Remus tried to pry away Janus’s arms from the egg.

“How on earth is he this strong? He’s half my size,” Logan groaned.

Huffing in agreement Remus managed to pry the gloved hands away which caused Janus to whine in dismay.

“Oh please,” Logan grumbled and yanked Janus away, “you’ll be grateful for this once your mind is back here with us.”

For a second Janus’s grip loosened as he heard Logan’s voice so close by his ear and the two mad scientists managed to pry him away from his snack/baby. Remus pulled Logan further away from the egg and motioned him to settle on the couch with Janus on his lap.

“Don’t let go of him yet. He might try to get back to it before we can get it to its nest,” Remus explained.

Before Logan could agree to it Janus whined on his lap: “you TAKE EGG from janus? you take his precious like the lollipop from the baby? oh! oh! jail for sides! jail for sides for One Thousand Years!!!!”

“Oh lord.”

“Shit. Now he’s getting into his cranky state,” Remus said bemused and watched him wiggle in Logan’s lap.

“What am I supposed to do now?” Logan asked panicking.

“I don’t know! I’m here for the chaos and you for the brains! Think of something!”

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58 Anmerkungen – Gepostet 27. Februar 2022

Idea for an angsty Roman AU

Roman wants to disappear but doesn't want to influence Thomas badly. So he takes the most important functions out of him one night and distributes them to the other sides one night before he disappears into the Imagination. Janus, Logan and Virgil receive them, with a note on their door (he doesn't want to overwhelm Patton even more and Remus already has enough as the sole Creativity from now on).

Janus gets the "Ego" and his note says: You always wanted Thomas to thrive. I wasn't brave enough to stand up for him while you were. I trust you to get him farther than I ever could.

Logan gets the "Hopes" and his note says: Maybe you are a robot but you always had a figuratively big heart. I know that with your mind Thomas will be able to find a way to make his hopes come true.

Virgil gets the "Wants" and his note says: You already have proven to be braver and more determined than I back then with Nico, even though you didn't want it as badly as I did. With them, you will make Thomas unstoppable.

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That's the concept and then I have also this idea for what might happen later:

The others have found Roman in the Imagination. He's no longer Roman though; he's the Hero, the Prince, the Knight who is saving the people in a small valley at the border of the Imagination. They try to talk with him, convince him to come back. Janus explains that he is not meant to hold the ego and protect it. Virgil says his focus is getting even worse with the additional desires, Roman has handed over to him. The Hero deflects, even tells them how to deal with it better, how Roman dealt with it and both have to admit that his solutions weren't that bad. Still, they tried to insist for Roman to come back. The Hero ignores it.

Logan takes his turn to talk with him. Speaks of all these hopes Thomas has, all the plans and ideas and the Hero smiles fondly as Logan tells him as much.

L: Now you must see that you need to take them back, correct?

H: I do not, no. I'm no longer the Roman you are talking off, and you of all of them must know.

L: Nonsense. Roman is the Hero and Prince you are. He and you are one side.

H: Roman was more than I am. And you know it. You know that what I am now is flat and simple. I am the things, which made Roman fallible. I am the Hero who saved the people he threw into danger. I am the Prince with no kingdom to inherit. I am the knight with the will to fight and no monster to slay.

L: No-

H: Yes. (He says kindly but with no space to disagree) And Thomas doesn't need a Hero, a Prince, or a Knight. He needs his Ego in the hands of the guardian of beginnings and ends, always able to find a way to hide and protect it if needed. He needs his Wants represented by the fiercest fighter, always willing to push further and knowing his own limits all the same. He needs his Hopes collected by-

L: -a realist? A teacher? I don't see how I am the best fit for this.

The Hero smiles.

H: He needs his Hopes collected by a scientist with the wondrous mind of a child. You spoke and tried to persuade me with the words of an excited elementary schooler. Roman had hoped (ha) that his facet would bring that wonder back to you. He had missed it in you.

Logan is taken aback. He didn't expect this.

L: What are you insinuating?

H: When you were children, you would help him with his ideas. When you were studying you would help form his ideals and hopes over the years, through the topics you read and learnt about. Roman's domain isn't simple and clear cut. The contents of what he controls are highly influenced by all of you. Thomas's beliefs will shape his Wants, as well as his self-preservation, does. The Ego is a reflection of what we think other people see in us. It's an interpretation. His Hopes are connected deeply with his fears and his knowledge of what is possible and what is not. These important parts of Roman, you all made.

Logan shakes his head. The Hero steps up to him and squeezes his shoulder.

H: The Hero is the one thing that is uniquely Roman. It's what wasn't influenced by any of you but by Thomas. The Hero, the Prince, and the Knight. That's unique about Roman.

Logan's breath hitches.

H: And that's not something Thomas needs anymore.

140 Anmerkungen – Gepostet 5. März 2022

Our Prince❤️

184 Anmerkungen – Gepostet 16. April 2022

Meine #1 des Jahres 2022

I couldn't resist.

Logan put snakenip in his wine as revenge for stealing his Crofters. Remus is filming, Virgil is hollering in the corner, Patton is very concerned and Roman has yet to correct Remus that this isn't a ostrich egg.

Inspiration for the pic is from this post.

206 Anmerkungen – Gepostet 30. Januar 2022

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ishalltakeyourknees · 2 years

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Ok so let me preface this with the fact that I am both a Sanders Sides fan and a trekkie. Now I was watching TNG today, and my boy Data came onscreen, and I thought of the Q&A where Logan said that given the choice between Data and Spock, he’d choose Data, because while Spock is half human, Data is an android and doesnt have any human emotions. While logically this makes sense, Data feels like a much more emotional being than Spock. While this might be because Vulcans supress their emotions, I was thinking, if Data doesnt have emotions at all, shouldnt I empathize and relate more to Spock, because however deep down, he has feeling and even shows them, however rarely? But Data somehow comes across more emotional than spock. I mean, he writes poetry, he fucking loves his cat, and he helps his friends and gives them advice in times of need. I didnt see how i could relate more to Data than to Spock, but i really relate to Data.

But I think, and I could be wrong, that it’s because Data desperately wants to be human. he looks like a human, he has human friends, and he was presumably made by a human, but he cannot feel real emotion. And he desperately wants to. He tries so hard, guys. But Spock want to be Vulcan. He presses his feelings down, and tends to embrace his Vulcan side over his human one. And i relate to Data, because there are times when there are “human experiences” that i desperately want to relate to, but can’t for some reason.

#sanders sides #star trek #star trek tos #star trek tng #spock #data

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lunadeii · 2 years

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[Thomas]: -to the tune of "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year"- ♪ It's the most, wonderful time, of the year. You'll have one hour of daylight, then you can say night-night, I'll be over here. ♪ -gestures to the couch- -on the couch under a blanket- ♪ It's the most, wonderful time, of the year! ♪ -snoring-

*intro*

[Roman]: -pops up part way- Hey, Thomas.

[Patton]: -pops up part way- Ye-hey, Thomas.

[Thomas]: Yeah?

[Roman]: Tom.

[Patton]: Thomothy.

[Thomas]: Yeah, what is it?

[Roman]: Tommy Salami.

[Patton]: Tomalomadingdong.

[Roman]: Thomas the Dank Engine!

[Thomas]: Can you guys speak normal?

[Roman]: Why don't you, uh...

[Patton]: If you want...

[Roman]: Jog on up here...

[Patton]: Or walk...

[Roman]: And, uh, stand where you normally stand for a Sanders Sides video.

[Patton]: If you want to.

[Thomas]: Why?

[Roman]: -pops up fully- BECAUSE I WANNA MAKE A SANDERS SIDES VIDEO!

[Patton]: -pops up fully- YEAH!!

[Thomas]: Oh. Um... -walks up to his usual spot in front of the couch- ...sure. What is up, everybody?!

[Patton]: Yay!

[Roman]: Good, because it has been, like, five-ever.

[Virgil]: -pops up- Yeah, it has.

[Thomas]: Yeah, I'm already doing it, Virgil.

[Virgil]: Do you know how long everyone's been waiting for another one of these?

[Thomas]: I'M ALREADY DOING IT, VIRGIL.

[Logan]: -pops up- And you know what time of year it is.

[Thomas]: Cold... time?

[Logan]: We live in Florida, try again.

[Thomas]: The time of year where we see that soup commercial, where the boy is a snowman for some reason?

[Logan]: Now you're alienating our viewers who live outside the U.S.

[Thomas]: Wuh, uh... Peppermint latte?

[Logan]: Christmas, Thomas! It's, uh, Christmas.

[Thomas]: Oh, well- Ni- uh... Now you're alienating our viewers who don't celebrate Christmas. There's no winning here!

[Roman]: Ah, it's just like that old saying, "There's no winning on Christmas."

[Logan]: N... No one says that.

[Thomas]: Yeah, that's not a saying.

[Roman]: Pretty sure I've heard it somewhere.

[Logan]: So, Thomas, given the season, don't you think that some people might expect a seasonal video of some kind?

[Roman]: Don't get ahead of us, Microsoft... Nerd.

[Logan]: Oh, okay, so now that you can't insult Virgil you've moved on to me.

[Virgil]: Ooh...

[Roman]: Eh, look...

[Logan]: It's okay, I can take it, but if you keep it up, you'll have a diss track coming your way. You malodorous scen-turion! Uh!

[Patton]: Burn...?

[Roman]: I don't know if that was a diss...

[Logan]: Like a Roman centurion. Or like, but also, scent. As in like a smell...

[Virgil]: Logan, buddy, um... An insult doesn't really have that punch when you have to explain it afterwards.

[Roman]: Like I was saying before I was interrupted by the Microsoft Turd...

[Virgil]: Same joke.

[Roman]: It was a variation and I can think of a Microsoft Third. Oh look, I just did. Anyway, I've been working on this amazing, incredible, epic surprise! And Patton helped a tiny bit too, I guess.

[Patton]: Mm-hmm.

[Roman]: -changes into his Christmas sweater- What? I mean, you can't do better than this snazzy sweater.

[Thomas]: Oh my good-... -inhales- You know, I want to compliment you, but you were just mean to Logan.

[Roman]: Sorry, Logan.

[Thomas]: I LOVE IT!

[Patton]: Isn't it great?

[Thomas]: It is!

[Logan]: It looks like your regular outfit, except that this is... knitted.

[Roman]: I know, right? It's perfect.

[Patton]: Hey fellas, -changes into his Christmas sweater- how do you like me meow, question bark?

[Virgil]: Woof, double-dog dad joke.

[Patton]: 'Cause there's cats and dogs on my sweater!

[Thomas]: Oh, that is so you.

[Logan]: It sure is.

[Patton]: But wait, there's more!

[Roman]: That's right, Patton. We've got sweaters for Billy Days!

[Patton]: Logan, are you ready for yours?

[Logan]: Really? Okay, well, as I'll ever be.

[Patton]: Oh, don't you sweat it.

[Logan]: -changes into his Christmas sweater-

[Thomas]: Ooooh!

[Logan]: Huh. You know, this is actually quite tasteful.

[Roman]: Sweet cheese pastries, he likes it!

[Logan]: It's a little louder than my usual taste. However, the clear influence of the De Stijl movement is particularly inspired.

[Patton]: Well, that sweater is De Stijl nowadays.

[Logan]: As I was saying, De Stijl, not unlike myself with Roman or Patton, was the cleaner, more moderate answer to the excesses of art deco...

[Roman]: Moving on!

[Logan]: I think we did enough moving on in the last two videos.

[Thomas]: Well...

[Roman]: Virgil!

[Virgil]: Please, no. I literally wear a hoodie all year long. I don't need to downgrade to a—

[Patton]: Sweater!

[Virgil]: -changes into his Christmas sweater- Okay...

[Thomas]: ♪ What's this? What's this? That sweater's pretty great! ♪

[Virgil]: Ugh... You know, actually, this is, uh... pretty chill.

[Logan]: Really?

[Logan & Patton]: I'd say mine is rather toasty.

[Patton]: -gasp- Dad joke?

[Logan]: Never! ...Intentionally.

[Patton]: Sure. -winks-

[Thomas]: Dang! Look at all you guys looking all festive for the holidays. Alright... My turn, where's my sweater? Come on. Sweater time. Sweater me up!

[Roman]: Sssss...

[Patton]: Oh boy.

[Roman]: Yeah, we can't conjure a sweater for you.

[Thomas]: Wha?

[Patton]: This is awkward...

[Roman]: We're imaginary... you're not...

[Patton]: I feel bad now...

[Thomas]: No, it's fine! It's fine. Let's just move on...

[Virgil]: Are we good? Like... We did the holiday stuff. Can I go back to my room now?

[Thomas]: I don't know. I mean, since we're all here, we might as well just... keep this holiday party going.

[Virgil]: You have to stop whatever that is.

[Roman]: You read my mind, Thomas.

[Thomas]: You're in my mind, Roman.

[Roman]: True. I've composed the perfect Christmas carol for the four of us.

[Virgil]: Cool. I call Ghost of Christmas Future.

[Roman]: Y- No, not the brilliantly written classic novel by Charles Dickens... which discusses classism... and the futility of love... and the certainty of death. I'm talking about a literal song!

[Logan]: Oh, no, please.

[Virgil]: I so liked the original idea that I misinterpreted.

[Patton]: Oh, this is perfect. What better way to celebrate our first Christmas with Virgil than all of us singing a song together?! What's the song?

[Roman]: It's going to be our take on the Twelve Days of Christmas!

[Virgil]: So not the original version, where some rando delivers a bunch of birds and humans to a poor unassuming person who would definitely not have the living space to accommodate all of them?

[Roman]: No! -tosses a red binder with the sheet music to Virgil- Ours is gonna make a lot more sense. -tosses a binder to Patton-

[Patton]: -drops binder- Can I have another one? -Roman tosses him another one, only to drop that one too- D-do one more! -actually catches it this time- -quietly- Thank you.

[Roman]: Or a lot less. Who knows? -tosses a binder to Logan- Thomas, you can conduct. -tosses a binder to Thomas-

[Thomas]: Okay, so you can give me imaginary sheet music, but when it comes to a sweater, imagination's not good enough? Got it. Ohh! I'm not bitter.

[Roman]: All right, boys, let's get festive!

*new scene; outside of Thomas' apartment at the front door, (from left to right, Roman, Patton, Logan, and Virgil.)*

*song begins with soft piano music*

[Patton & Roman]: ♪ On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... ♪

[Virgil]: Guys, I'd rather not participa-

[Roman]: Too late! We're doing it.

[Patton & Roman]: ♪ On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... ♪

[Logan]: Two two-part vids.

[Roman]: You gotta sing it.

[Virgil]: I'd really rather just duck out.

[Patton]: Quack!

[Roman]: Rocky start, but we can still save this thing!

[Patton & Roman]: ♪ On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... ♪

[Patton]: ♪ Three small dogs! ♪

[Roman]: YES!

[Logan]: Two two-part vids.

[Roman]: No!

[Virgil]: My fight or flight reflexes are kicking in.

[Roman]: Bravo, Patton.

[Patton]: -giggles-

[Patton & Roman]: ♪ On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... ♪

[Roman]: ♪ Four makeovers! ♪

[Patton]: ♪ Three small dogs! ♪

[Virgil]: Weird emphasis.

[Roman]: Well, at least I'm singing!

[Logan]: Two two-part vids.

[Roman]: Virgil!

[Virgil]: What?

[Roman]: Ugh! It's okay, Roman. We'll get through this.

[Patton & Roman]: ♪ On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... ♪

[Patton]: ♪ Five... name reveals! ♪

[Logan]: Five?

[Roman]: Yep. ♪ Four makeovers! ♪ Yea, Thomas introduced himself.

[Patton]: ♪ Three small dogs! ♪

[Logan]: That's a stretch, but sure.

[Roman]: You missed your line.

[Virgil]: Is it too early to call it?

[Roman]: Yes, it is! Seven more days!

[Patton & Roman]: ♪ On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... ♪

[Logan]: Six songs a sungin'?

[Roman]: Sure!

[Patton]: ♪ Five... name reveals! ♪

[Logan]: Is this some sort of punishment for something?

[Roman]: ♪ Four makeovers! ♪

[Patton]: ♪ Three small dogs! ♪

[Logan]: Two two-part vids.

[Virgil]: I just don't really get it. You know?

[Roman]: No! I don't know!

[Patton & Roman]: ♪ On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... ♪

[Roman]: ♪ Seven slights at Virgil! ♪

[Virgil]: Of course.

[Logan]: Six songs a sungin'.

[Roman]: Come on, the kids love it, you incredible—!

[Patton]: ♪ Five... name reveals! ♪

[Roman]: Incredible Sulk! ♪ Four makeovers! ♪

[Patton]: ♪ Three small dogs! ♪

[Logan]: Two two-part vids.

[Virgil]: Like... Why is this my line? I don't understand.

[Roman]: -sighs-

[Patton & Roman]: ♪ On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... ♪

[Logan]: Eight bouts of banter.

[Roman]: ♪ Seven slights at Virgil! ♪

[Logan]: Six songs-a-sungin'.

[Patton]: ♪ Five... ruined kids' films! ♪

[Roman]: Patton! ♪ Four makeovers! ♪ Don't change the lyrics.

[Patton]: ♪ Three small dogs! ♪ I'm just so bored of singing the same thing!

[Logan]: Two two-part vids!

[Roman]: No rewrites!

[Patton & Roman]: ♪ On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... ♪

[Patton]: ♪ Nine Patton punchlines! ♪

[Logan]: Eight bouts of banter.

[Roman]: ♪ Seven slights at Virgil! ♪

[Logan]: Six crimes against the English language.

[Patton]: ♪ Five... ♪ -whispering- second... cookies.

[Roman]: You jerks! Changing the lyrics!

[Patton]: ♪ Three small cats! ♪

[Logan]: -rapping- Two two-part vids!

[Roman]: Are you trying to rap?

[Logan]: I do not like to sing.

[Virgil]: You guys just keep talkin'...

[Patton & Roman]: ♪ On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... ♪

[Roman]: ♪ Ten tie adjustments! ♪

[Patton]: -misses his line-

[Roman]: Patton!

[Patton]: Oh, sorry!

[Logan]: Patton, I'll trade you my sixth day, for your fifth day.

[Roman]: NoooOOoo!!!!

[Patton]: Ha-ha! Sure.

[Logan]: Excellent. This shall be ideal.

[Roman]: For what?! ♪ Four makeovers! ♪

[Patton]: ♪ Three small dogs! ♪

[Logan]: Two two-part vids.

[Virgil]: This lyric just doesn't make any sense.

[Patton]: Come on, Virgil! You can do it!

[Patton & Roman]: ♪ On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... ♪

[Logan]: Eleven lit vocab cards.

[Roman]: ♪ Ten tie adjustments! ♪

[Patton]: ♪ Nine Patton punchlines! ♪

[Logan]: Eight bouts of banter.

[Roman]: ♪ Seven slights at Virgil! ♪

[Patton]: ♪ Six songs-a-sungin'! ♪

[Logan]: Five... "FALSEHOODS!" phonated.

[Roman]: Wow... ♪ Makeovers! ♪

[Patton]: ♪ Three small dogs! ♪

[Logan]: Two two-part vids.

[Roman]: Virgil, can your gift to me be singing the line one time?!

[Virgil]: Fine.

[Patton & Roman]: ♪ On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... ♪

[Patton]: ♪ Twelve mushy moments! ♪

[Logan]: Eleven -dab- fire slang-words.

[Roman]: ♪ Ten tie adjustments! ♪

[Patton]: ♪ Nine Patton punchlines! ♪

[Logan]: Eight bouts of banter.

[Roman]: ♪ Seven slights at Virgil! ♪

[Patton]: ♪ Six songs-a-sungin'! ♪

[Logan]: ♪ Five... -riffing- Crofter's jams... ♪

[Roman]: ♪ Four makeovers! ♪

[Patton]: ♪ Three small dogs! ♪

[Logan]: Two two-part vids.

[Virgil]: ♪ And a truckload of Bubba Gump Shrimp. ♪

*Everyone reappears in their normal spots in Thomas' house*

[Logan]: I'm sorry, uh...

[Thomas]: -accusatory- What?!

[Roman]: -defensive- What?

[Thomas]: That was Virgil's line? Why didn't I see that?

[Roman]: It's imaginary, Thomas. You can't see it.

[Thomas]: You're right. There are no lyrics or lines in this. What-?

[Roman]: Come on, guys? It was pretty funny.

[Thomas]: No!

[Logan]: Yeah, I don't know much about humor, but that wasn't it.

[Virgil]: Right? It, like, doesn't reference any past videos we've ever done.

[Thomas]: It's more something I would laugh at to myself alone, randomly. Not for a video...

[Roman]: Look, I wrote it in a hurry. I've got a lot of stuff going on right now.

[Thomas]: Of course, Virgil didn't want to sing that.

[Roman]: Well, I don't know what to tell you guys except that there's no -throws down music binder- winning on Christmas!

[Patton]: Guys, we're being a little mean here, okay? Let's not stifle Roman's creative whimsy.

[Thomas]: Oh... uh... true. How about we go for more positive constructive criticism?

[Virgil]: Okay... it wasn't... good?

[Roman]: I don't like you.

[Thomas]: That's not positive... or constructive.

[Logan]: Fine. Uh, Roman... I'm sure that you could think... of an even more... appropriate line, for Virgil.

[Roman]: -sighs- Well... -conjures a pen and writes something into the sheet music- maybe... this could work.

*all the other sheet music "updates" with the new lyric*

[Virgil]: Mm.

[Patton]: Oh, that's cute!

*the sides reappear on the front porch*

[Roman]: ♪ And an emo who's now our best... ♪

[Logan, Patton, Roman, & Virgil]: -harmonizing- ♪ Frieeeeeeend! ♪

[Patton]: ♪ OooOooo... ♪

*song ends*

*all sides return to Thomas' living room*

[Virgil]: Great, I'm feeling the spirit of Christmas welling up inside me. Or maybe that's vomit.

[Patton]: Awww, you love us. Shut up.

[Roman]: Well, that was a struggle but, uh, you know, we made our way through it. Heh...

[Logan]: -flipping through the music in the binder- I don't know who the true love was in that song. Was it Thomas? Who was giving us those things?

[Roman]: It's not important.

[Thomas]: Well, whatever it was, you guys did that darn thing and I loved it. I mean, you all made it happen in your own ways. Maybe... that's what Roman meant. There is no winning on Christmas because... there isn't supposed to be anyone putting themselves before others. It's the season for giving. And when we put others first... we discover what the true meaning of Christmas really is.

[Roman]: Yeah! That's totally... what I meant. Merry Christmas, everyone!

[Logan]: Don't forget to take advantage of sales during this time of year. You desperately need an iron. -sinks out-

[Patton]: Leave out sweets for Santa... -starts to sink out- -pops back up- and then eat them all yourself because that's what Santa would want. -sinks out-

[Roman]: May visions of sugarplums dance in your head... and hopefully not visions of your naked Aunt Patty. -quietly- Oh. -sinks out-

[Thomas]: Okay! Thanks, Roman, for that unpleasant side comment.

[Roman]: -rises back up part way- Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't know where that came from. -sinks out again-

[Thomas]: Well, I hope this was an enjoyable first Christmas with us, Virgil.

[Virgil]: Hm. You know what won't be enjoyable? Those three ghosts that are gonna be visiting you later tonight.

[Thomas]: -upset- Nooo, why?

[Virgil]: What? It's my favorite Christmas story. Let me be an individual, Thomas. -sinks out-

[Thomas]: But you're not an individu- Okay. -to viewers- Well, whatever this was, I hope that you enjoyed our little Christmas celebration and I hope that you're enjoying this time of year as well. We didn't talk about much, but maybe one takeaway is that when expressing a concern to someone about something they've created, there's always a more positive approach than just tearing them down. Because that's never constructive. That's destructive. Anyway, it's been an amazing year. May there be many awesome things to look forward to in the year ahead. And until next time, take it easy, guys, gals, and non-binary pals. PEACE OUT!

*end card*

[Patton]: GUYS! It's time for the Secret Santa!

[Logan]: We're right here, okay? Virgil, I had you, so I thought an appropriate gift would be this gift card... uh, for some audiobooks that you could listen to on those large headphones that you own... to calm yourself down in moments of excessive alarm. -hands Virgil gift card-

[Virgil]: Oh, that's... that's alright, I guess.

[Roman]: Okay! Logan, I had you.

[Logan]: No, that's not how Secret Santa works.

[Roman]: So I decided to write you a four-hundred-page screenplay about you partnering up with Sherlock Holmes to solve his greatest mystery yet. -gives Logan screenplay-

[Logan]: Roman... I mean... the cover is ridiculous, but... I'm very intrigued.

[Roman]: Yeah. In it, Watson just freaking dies, and you take his place.

[Logan]: I always thought Sherlock was too good for him. He was always like, "Sherlock, I've got feelings." I mean who can relate.

[Patton]: Well, I had you, Roman.

[Roman]: Oh, goodie!

[Patton]: I made you some pasta! -shoves pasta towards Roman-

[Roman]: Oh... Thank you...

[Patton]: Do you know what the secret ingredient is?

[Roman]: No...?

[Patton]: Love.

[Roman]: Aww...

[Patton]: And cumin.

[Roman]: Oh.

[Patton]: And that means Virgil has me!

[Virgil]: Ugh. Mine is stupid. Everyone else's was so good.

[Patton]: Now, Virgil, you know whatever it is, I'm gonna love it.

[Roman]: -mouth full- A gift is a... -chokes on his love infused pasta- is a gift.

[Logan]: Redundant, but Roman's not wrong.

[Virgil]: I... I... made you this card. I'm sorry for not doing more. -tosses card to Patton-

[Patton]: -barely catches card- Oh, oh, oh. You know I'm not good at catching things.

*The card reads: (front) You make me wanna die... (inside) with laughter. Best Friends. -Virgil*

[Patton]: *laughs* AH! OH, I LOVE IT!

[Virgil]: Yeah?

[Patton]: -making happy pappy Patton noises- Ohhhhhhh!

[Virgil]: Well... good.

[Roman]: The only thing that would make this moment better... is, like, if somebody had some garlic bread?

[Patton]: God bless us, every one!

[Logan]: None of us sneezed.

[Patton]: Dad joke.

[Logan]: Aw, sh-...

What the hell-

#anon literally sent the entire script of the 12 days of christmas sander sides episode-#sander sides #baby gay replies #ts

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