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He-Man - Masters of the Universe art by Dan Brereton of Skeletor, Evil-Lyn and etc
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Today I learned that in an early draft of the MotU canon (specifically by Mark Taylor) Castle Grayskull sapped your energy and life-force.
#motu#masters of the universe#castle grayskull#castle greyskull#skeletor#sorceress of grayskull#he-man#mark taylor#taylorverse
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*blink blink*
OK, DC Comics Presents
You have my attention.
#he man#skeletor#castle greyskull#superman#clark kent#prince adam#dc comics presents#crossover#superhero#comics#dc#dc comics#dcu#dc universe
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Masters of the Universe but it’s in the Middle Ages and it’s a an ancient tome.
#master of the universe#motu#he man and the masters of the universe#skeletor#castle greyskull#medieval#medieval marginalia#ai generated#dall e mini
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One day, he will possess Castle Greynut!
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Finished! Oh man, this took me... two months? Three? So long. But the idea wouldn’t let go, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
As I mentioned before I watched bits and pieces of the 1st campaign of Critical Role before going back to the beginning and watching/listening to seriously (I’m now starting episode 74!), but one thing that struck me was the character growth for all these characters?? So good. And these two... oh, these two. I started thinking I wanted them together any way, romantic or platonic (about... 6% of my ships are romantic?), but as time goes by I just love this ship, where it started and where it ends up in the epilogue. Plus... y’now, a couple of slightly bruised souls finding solace in each other 💜
I remember a fic that covers part of Scanlan’s year and a half away in which he gets... self-conscious? (understatement) about his death scars, if only because, well. They have to take up a lot of space on his body, considering what happens to him in “The Deceiver’s Stand”. (I have this headcanon that the scars from wounds that cause death don’t really fade like other scars do. So what these two have gone through left a hell of a mark. Physically, too. Pike knows a lot about scars, the forms they can take, and the weight they can have. And I wanted to explore her side of things from her own passing through death and resurrection.)
Another headcanon I have is that, once the dust has settled and they have to consider mundane things like immediate lodgings and stuff, Scanlan is the only one who doesn’t have anywhere to go back to: Vex and Percy have Whitestone, Keyleth has Zephrah, Pike and Grog have Wilhand’s house in Westruun... which has an attic that could double as a guest room with many a few repairs. It probably looks way too cosy and tidy for what I thought I’d do, but chalk it up to my inability to really clutter a room (unlike irl) 😅 The little frame behind Scanlan isn’t a random castle, by the way, it’s supposed to be Greyskull Keep. Wonder what happened to the place after the end...
Anyway. It’s 11:30PM and I should be in bed, so I’m posting this and hope you like!
#critical role#Vox Machina#pike trickfoot#scanlan shorthalt#pikelan#tw: blood#tw: scars#tlovm spoilers#Fanart#GIMP
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Can , he go to castle greyskull
Castle Greyskull, Heman
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MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: An Insufferably Queer Film Review
I rewatched MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (1987) for the first time since it came out last night and WOW I have some thots about this thing. We enjoyed roasting the living shit out of it but there's a few gold nuggets in there despite the brutal budget cuts that impacted the plot and what not.
Contains plenty of spoilers.
God bless Wardrobe
OK so … the film doesn't bother to set up any real motivations for the characters, and He-Man (an incredible looking Dolph Lundgren rrrowrrrr) has almost no dialogue which is such a fucking waste.
But this complete lack of narrative framework means we can apply OUR OWN explanations to events.
From the very beginning Skeletor has this obsession with He-Man, which will simmer and then culminate in a final showdown. But before we get to that hot mess, we have to wade through the middle of the film.
He gets as much screen time as He-Man.
Meet the utterly repulsive dwarf scientist Gwildor played by Billy Barty, a rinse-and-repeat of his performance as an utterly repulsive magic troll in Legend (1986). This dwarf is the film's Jar Jar. His face is like a deep dish pizza after an acid attack. His real mouth is visible behind the immobile thick prosthetics and it makes for some truly disturbing close-up dialogue shots. Please, pan away from Pizza the Hutt and give us another shot of Lundgren's pecs please I am begging you, DP
We find ourselves in Gwildor's hobbit hole, and he's a magical inventor. So he has this cylindrical object, it's not clear whether it's a weapon or a teleporter but I'm calling it the Butt-Reamer 9000. Inexplicably, there are two of these things and Skeletor has the other one, and wants to collect both of them. So Skeletor has an excuse to go hunting He-Man as he's hunting his missing McGuffin, er I mean sex toy.
Features rotating ticklers, a big improvement over the Butt Reamer 8000.
The thing about the Butt-Reamer 9000 is its magical power to make even this promising setup devolve into a grind as it whisks the Eternians into the magical, enchanting world of a 1987 New Jersey parking lot. WHO WROTE THIS?
The entire middle of the movie is pretty much hot garbage and involves police detectives, arson, vandalism, high school prom, and other dumb bullshit. Aside from the distractingly naked He-Man, the good guys are an utter bore and include some Eternians, some regular Earth humans and their quotidian concerns which really brings down the fun of the movie. (No, baby Courtney Cox, I don't care about your imminent breakup with your mediocre boyfriend!)
The film owes a second mortgage to Star Wars and steals a lot of ideas from it, from bad guys in shiny black stormtrooper helmets, to heroes shooting blue lasers, baddies shooting red.
Let's turn from this depressing state of affairs and focus back on our cherished villain blorbos.
(L-R: Karg, Evil-Lyn our goddess, and Blade.)
Evil-Lyn is beautiful, evil, a cold bitch queen. Gurl you can do so much better than sticking with this loser Skeletor.
Dump! Him! He's gay anyway!
Skeletor is a shit lazy boss of Greyskull and makes Evil-Lyn run the goddamn place in general. He literally shoots the messenger at one point. Great for morale, there, Skel buddy.
Look closer. Fierce!
There's a number of budget rate henchmen on the job, including Karg, who used a whole can of aqua net this morning and is running around in a white fur capelet with a massive bouffant. He is just doing his best okay, really it's hard to look fabulous around these other bitches.
Blade definitely deserved more screen time
Also, Blade, who had a slutty costume of silvery scale maille or something, and was a bit like a sci-fi bondage Riff Raff / space Judas Priest. Best side character costume.
So, there we have it, the queer coded villain roster of the film.
This homemade collage is for sure taped inside Skeletor's locker at school
Note the gigantic brown eye.
Finally, thank Satan, we return to Castle Greyskull, though it's more like beige-and-brown-skull. But aside from the questionable use of faux marble finishes, this is a quality villain lair with hard points installed directly in the floor of the living room, convenient death pits, and an excellent throne setup that I'm pretty sure they recycled for The Fifth Element.
He-Man is captured alive and brought before Skeletor. Blade does the honors with a 15 foot glowing red bullwhip to He-Man's naked and oiled back, much to the delight of dyed-in-the-wool sadist Evil-Lyn.
Movie is getting good now. Was the side quest to Jersey really necessary?
Skeletor, though, watches this action from the throne and has a lot of interesting responses. We had to conclude that Skeletor is a big old bottom but won't admit it. As a dom he is utterly ineffective. He's trying to make He-man kneel and all this shit but He-Man is not submissive at all. Skeletor is … lol. He really just wants to smell He-Man's dick.
The depths (heh) of his bottom nature will become apparent shortly. But first, a costume change.
Skeletor's glow up --- i'm every woman.
Honey we know you're just trying to impress He-man.
Werk tho.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Hole
The gigantic sky-sphincter directly behind the throne has slid open wide… "Begin! The Goatse Ritual! Join me, He-Man, as I become LORD OF THE GAPE"
But He-Man's phallic symbol shines bright in defiance. In the end, Skeletor is vanquished symbolically by his own nature and instead of his hole swallowing He-Man, a gaping hole swallows Skeletor instead.
They don't really explain what happened to Evil-Lyn after He-Man's inevitable victory in final man to man combat but she was too smart to get caught sleeping in there and must have survived. What a hot evil competent BABE. After the events of the film end, I vote that Evil-Lyn seduces Teela (the good guy solder lady) and has a hot toxic lesbian affair with her.
Evil-Lyn serves cunt in hell 4 evar
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
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Nice fanart
Another breakdown on Buzzfeed if you enjoyed mine this is even more gay headcanon
The movie is free on Tubi if you want to subject yourself to it.
ArmoredSuperHeavy, 19 Aug 2023
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I've only had Nebarra for about a day and I'm 99% sure he's Skeletor under that helmet.
Which would explain a lot.
(It's the voice and a bit of the personality that reminds me of him)
At this point I'm just waiting for him to call a bard an insufferable boob, say something about Castle Greyskull, or say something weird and run off into the woods screaming "UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN!"
#feykrorovaan#elder scrolls#tes#skyrim#modded skyrim#Skyrim Nebarra#Nebarra#UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN#Skeletor
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An appropriate prompt: moving! Moving the kids to the castle, or Percy slowwwwly moving into Vex's manor, or early VM moving into Greyskull and the arguments/discussion included.
The thing is, I think Percy moving into Vex's manor probably went rather as one falls asleep, or indeed, as his falling in love with her did - slowly and then all at once. It probably started with a spare change of clothes, and maybe a spare set of tools, and then more changes of clothes, and then mysteriously most of his books, added to Vex's library because she wanted a good library, obviously, no other reason, and before he knows it, he's all moved in at Vex's and only a few weeks ago it'd only been a spare change of clothes or two.
Oops.
Meanwhile the moving out I think takes a lot of hemming and hawing. Until told otherwise, I hold to the headcanon that the move was precipitated by some kind of an attempt on Gwen's life, and that they move to the castle for security reasons, but I also think that not only does Percy have his own complex feelings and misgivings (the castle is where the majority of his family was killed, even if Cass still lives there (alone) and would appreciate the company, and it'd mean leaving Vex's manor! Vex's manor! That he gave her! So she always had a home!) but some of the children probably don't like the move either, even if they understand it's for Gwen's safety - and in the case of the younger ones who don't fully understand that given I think this would probably happen when Gwen was still a baby especially! - and I think that makes things tricky.
I know there's debates as to Percy's neurodivergency and whether it's pre-existing or due to trauma or a combination but at the end of the day I think we can all accept he likes his scripts and knowing how things'll be, what to expect - and I think it's very likely some of the kids inherited this too. So for the kids, the sudden change of leaving home, the home they've always known, for the castle and yes it's Auntie Cass' castle and yes it's familiar and almost home but it's not home, and the manor isn't being entirely moved from, a lot of furnishings will stay for use for the Hunt, so what if this means leaving their comfy cosy bed they dribbled snot all over, or the chair they carved their initials on, what about their hidden stash of sweets behind the skirting board Trinket cracked with a claw, what if they lose their blankie?
And- well. The manor means a lot to Vex too, but I think she can set that aside if it's for the safety of her children. I think the worse for Vex is how upset the children are at the idea of the move, because she's been there too. She was dragged to Syngorn with no care for her or Vax's wishes, she knows exactly how it feels to have one's wishes go utterly unheeded because Grown-Ups Know Best.
I think she probably takes pains to explain to them why it's necessary and no, the manor will still be there, if there's a furniture piece you want to take, we can take it; if you lose your blankie, Trinket will find it, it's okay, you can still visit.
I think it's a very stressful period and I think they're all very relieved once it's over.
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which do you prefer?
#what do i prefer ? tje old one#new one aint awful#he man and the masters of the universe#he man and the masters of revelation#castle greyskull#filmation
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Redneck Doug lost his goddamned mind over episodes 6 and 7
This is from a couple of weeks ago. Sorry I haven't posted it. But it's very short and I know folks will be disappointed.
Instead of getting a flurry of texts, this time, I ran into The Internet's Favorite Nerd Cajun earlier while we were both walking our dogs that morning.
Here's how it went:
"Hi Doug! Nice morning"-
"MEAT MUFFIN! MY BOYS!!!!"
"Say what?"
"THE BOYS!!!!!"
"Oh, yeah, The Bad Batch. What's up?"
Underneath is a desperate transcript of this happy old Cajun's shrieks of joy as we walked Jimmers and My Old Lady.
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Episodes 6 and 7: "The Boys are Back in Town: Parts 1 and 2"
My boys!
Rex and Jorge and Manny! MANNY!
THEY LIVING IT UP ON CASTLE GREYSKULL! THEY TEAMING UP WITH HE-MAN NOW?!?!
MY BOYS GETTING EVERYONE DINNER THEY EATIN PHO LIKE WE IN BAYOU LA BATRE YEAH BOYS!
Trigger and Nutsy going all bam bam pow and Nutsy took a flamethrower to a grenade and he's shot but he's off to good boy redneck Valhalla!
I will always love you, Nutsy!
Little Orphan Blondie and Daddy Warcrimes have toothpicks together!
The DOG SURVIVED! GO MUTANT JIMMERS GO!!!!!
THE FUCK YOU DOIN DADDY RAMBO WHY CAN'T YOU SNIFF OUT THE GUY FROM TRON CREEPING AROUND LIKE MY NIECE'S EX AROUND HER CONDO IN BOCA RATON?!?!?!
Woah run run run but the Guy from Tron* is going PEW PEW PEW!
Julio protecting the dog! Now there's the Guy from Tron chasing everyone and punching Daddy Warcrimes on the waterfall like it's Last of the Mohicans! Love that movie.
Who is The Guy from Tron?! Woah look at his knife work?
Now Bernardo's back too! ** I haven't seen Bernardo in forever!
And oh many Jorge and Daddy Warcrimes they got BEEF but they gotta work together and Toaster Strudel gave Blondie a new GUN such a good big brother!
*= CX2 is the Guy from Tron I guess.
**=Bernardo is Wolffe?
@skellymom @sued134 @cdblake1565 @amalthiaph @yeehawgeek
#tbb#cloneforce99#the bad batch#thebadbatch#doug talks star wars#cajun doug#redneck doug#doug was insane#doug loves clones#the clones#clones deserve better
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Thinking about Vax loving to bake and cook for others.
His speciality is desserts, with cherry pie being his best recipe, but his true love is baking bread. He bakes it a lot.
The staff at Greyskull Keep, and again at Whitestone Castle, find it annoying when they go to start working and find this twink dancing around their work space making way too many loaves of bread for no fucking reason at like 5am.
But it's really good bread, like almost supernaturally good.
People ask what he puts in it and he just says it's love.
Nobody believes that, of course, and tries to spy on him whenever he bakes his bread.
However, he really isn't adding anything suspicious or sneaky into his bread when he bakes.
There is, however, a certain bird mom / goddess blessing his bread because her ravens love it so damn fucking much.
#the matron knows the bread is good when her children keep bringing it home for her to try#also baker vax is just a little cutie pie#vax'ildan#the matron of ravens#critical role#cr#cr spoilers#cr headcanons#vaxxy shut the fuck up challenge#you're supposed to be eating not writing
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Sorceress: Master of Greyskull by Jade Gretz
The wind howled around Castle Greyskull, carrying whispers of shadows and despair. Teela, the Sorceress, stood on the parapet, her emerald cloak whipping in the gale. Below, the once lush forests of Eternia had withered, draped in a suffocating shroud of darkness. Skeletor, the embodiment of malice, had finally woven his ultimate spell, casting an eternal eclipse that plunged the world into a chilling twilight.
The once vibrant Castle Greyskull, her home, mirrored the world's decay. Its majestic spires were shrouded in inky tendrils, the magical guardians, once playful and bright, now morphed into grotesque shadows, echoing Skeletor's twisted will. Fear, a serpent constricting her heart, threatened to paralyze her. Yet, despair was a luxury she couldn't afford.
Within the castle, He-Man, drained of his usual bravado, stood at the foot of the Council of Elders. Their withered forms emanated a faint glow, the last embers of Eternia's fading magic. "He-Man," rasped the Elders' lead, his voice brittle as dry leaves, "the power of Grayskull weakens with each passing moment. Skeletor's magic bleeds the land, leaving us vulnerable."
He-Man, ever the beacon of hope, forced a smile. "We'll find a way. We always do." But even his voice held a tremor of doubt. Teela knew that relying solely on He-Man's physical strength wouldn't suffice. This battle demanded cunning, a weapon Skeletor wielded with chilling proficiency.
As they strategized, the ground trembled. From the depths of the castle, a monstrous entity, birthed from Skeletor's darkness, surged forth. Its form, a writhing mass of claws and teeth, pulsed with unnatural power. Panic flared in the Eldred Chamber, but Teela stood firm, her staff crackling with defiance.
"Leave this to me," she declared, her voice ringing with the magic of ancient spells. She channeled the last remnants of Grayskull's power, weaving a shield of light that momentarily dimmed the monstrosity's malevolent glare. But the battle drained her, leaving her breathless and shaky.
The following days were a blur of desperate skirmishes and dwindling hope.
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This is better than Disney World’s fireworks show.
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