so i was having a matchablossom brainrot when i noticed. my comfort ships are always the old married couple ships. this has lead to some realisations

was anyone taught that weird modesty rule where belly buttons made things immodest?

like shorts or crop tops were fine as long as no belly button showed. never made any sense but now i’m unable to wear low rise jeans without feeling 😵‍💫

i don’t think i’ve ever hated a character more than i’ve hated enji todoroki and kai chisaki. and you know what the biggest issue is? they’re both so fucking hot. it makes me hate them even more

okay i know i said i was having a kiribaku brainrot but somehow i ended up rewatching the seijoh "goodbye" scene (you know the one) and oh my god i'm crying please. i love them so much. i just wanna hug them all. oh my god.

iwaoi rant bc i'm tired and in love with them

so, the promised iwaoi rant.

i just think that they're so perfect. i've always preferred childhood friends to lovers over enemies to lovers, cause there's just something so tender about being at each other's side for years, slowly developing that bond that's near unbreakable, and then you slowly realise, shit they're really pretty, and it all becomes even more complicated because what if they don't like you back huh???? what then????? the mutual pining, the slow burn, the eventual relief when you finally kiss......... just chef's kiss. but to get back to iwaoi specifically, i'm just exceptionally in love. has it to do with the fact that i kin oikawa? who knows.

and it's not just the iwa-chan i'm sorry i'm not good enough, sorry i'm so annoying and then the hey it's okay 'kawa, i love you for it part of the ship, it's also the i'm sorry i'm so mean, i know i am, i promise i love you so much and the it's okay iwa-chan, i love you for it part. the balance in the ship is just so beautiful, and i hate that i don't see people portray it that much, because it's usually just whiny oikawa and grumpy iwa, but there's so much more nuance to their relationship. don't even get me started about the timeskip. the effort it must've taken to maintain a ldr (speaking from experience), whether it be platonic or romantic, it's hard. next to that there can also be so much??? softness??? just oikawa yelling "surprise iwa-chan!!!!" and hugging him and iwa not wanting to show it but just melting into the hug and smiling...... there's just so much comfort and understanding in this relationship. whether it be oikawa putting too much pressure on his knee and dammit crappykawa you've been at this for 3 fucking hours give it a rest or iwa beating himself up after losing some match and i know it sucks, but i promise you that seijoh couldn't have a better ace, i love you, they just always pull each other back.

i have to admit, sometimes the amount of tsundere-iwaizumi i see irks me. yes, it's canon he's not exactly the best with affection, but some people make it look like he actually hates oikawa and that just makes me so mad because that's not how relationships are supposed to be (this is not just the case with iwaoi, there are so many more ships just within the hq!! fandom whose portrayal makes me want to scream). together with that, the way they portray oikawa as some sort of burden for iwa to carry??? all cause he can be a lot bit more dramatic, and he's "whiny" and whatever??? makes my blood boil. oikawa is just as capable as iwaizumi to maintain a relationship (again, this is the case with many hq!! ships cough cough bokuaka cough cough), so please grow tf up.

on the brighter (well, not really) side, the angst this ship can provide is incredible. whether it be hospital au's, cheating, falling out of love, hurt no comfort, just,,,,,, you name it they got it. it's genuinely beautiful, and has left me crying every single damn time.

to close off, the fucking smut. oh my god. it's so good. everyone just knows that oikawa is a bratty bottom and everyone just knows that iwaizumi will not hesitate to put him in his place. the kinks, the bdsm, just the everything. idk i love it, i love them, they make me soft. the end <3

WAIT SHIT I FULLY FORGOT HAPPY BIRTHDAY NANAMI OH MY GOD <333333

currently thinking about daisuga while trying to study for math.

comfort ship make brain go brr

i'm also so happy with the way they portrayed her. cause she fits into the whole girls-love-shopping stereotype, but she's also Powerful™️,,,, the fact that her two peers are both guys yet there's no sexual/romantic implications between them,,,,, and she's the funniest character to exist???

AND OH MY GOD DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE ONE SCENE BETWEEN HER AND THE WITCH-STUDENT WHERE THE LATTER WAS LIKE “yeah mai has been through so much trying to fit in with the zenin clan,,,,, the jujutsu world requires nothing short of perfection of female sorcerers,,,, your hate for her is unfair” AND NOBARA FUCKING SNAPS BECAUSE A SHITTY UPBRINGING IS NO EXCUSE FOR SHITTY BEHAVIOUR,,, AND THAT SHE DOESNT CARE ABOUT WOMEN-THIS AND MEN-THAT BECAUSE SHE LOVES HERSELF WHEN SHE'S PRETTY AND DRESSED UP AND SHE LOVES HERSELF WHEN SHE'S BEING STRONG BECAUSE SHE'S KUGISAKI NOBARA????? (don't get me wrong i love mai lots too👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩)

god she's just such a refreshing character because of course there's also misogyny and sexism inside of the jujutsu world, and of course it's a big issue and female sorcerers like mai don't deserve to be seen as less purely because of their gender, but it's just so amazing to finally see a character who acknowledges this but still says fuck it. and just is,,,, herself. finally there's a female character who's arc doesn't fully revolve around defying stereotypes, while still being strong.

idk man i just love her so much she deserves the world

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SHOYO HINATA FROM THE KARASUNO PARKING LOT <333333

jjk manga spoilers under the cut

nanami kento’s only flaw is that hes dead. yet i’d still marry the mf’s dead corpse.

lmao this edible ain't shit😂😂😂⁉️⁉️ (proceeds to project all insecurities onto comfort character)

i genuinely don’t know what i like more. the fact that “kuroo” means rooster, or the fact that “kuro” means black. 

oh, you like the "asahi looks like jesus so he acts extremely christian" joke? oh my god🥰🥰🥰🥰 *kicks you in the fucking kneecaps*

currently considering skipping work and just staying in bed to read iwaoi

happy birthday to the most deserving mha character. midoriya izuku i love you and you deserve a forehead kiss <3

happy birthday to the only guy that's allowed to ****** ** ***** **** ********* 💖❣️💖🧡💕💖💛💕🧡💘