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The Bear* + Text Posts
*Carmy and Richie
#carmen berzatto#richie jerimovich#the bear#carmy text#richie text#17 memes for the patience thank u sm
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timestamp roulette: THE BEAR 1.02 “HANDS”
↳ of—how can you—of course, i still love you. i love you so, so much.
#the bear#the bear fx#thebeartv#thebearedit#carmy berzatto#sydney adamu#richie jerimovich#sugar berzatto#natalie berzatto#timestamp roulette#gradient text#long post#jeremy allen white#ayo edibiri#ebon moss bachrach#abby elliot
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shift shenanigans - s1 social media au
note: jus for fun ! may or may not do more parts.
warnings: crude humor, slightly offensive jokes from richie sry
part two
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chefboyardee: my friends! i love my friends! the two on the right more than the left (i’m joking i promise) 😁😁😁😁
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syd_adamu: brave of you to call him your friend y/n
↳ chefboyardee: boss man carmy save me
↳ syd_adamu: oh.. :///
marcus.brooks11: you did me so dirty, friend.
↳ chefboyardee: love you marcus you look spectacular
↳ marcus.brooks11: don’t start
richietheking: Where am I?
↳ chefboyardee: ya motha
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richietheking: Getting sh$!t done.
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marcus.brooks11: This is coolllddd.
↳ richietheking: You already know it man.
syd_adamu: this is actually crazy
carmyberzatto: can you show this on instagram? i think you should delete this.
↳ richietheking: Delete your life.
chefboyardee: come down to the beef for a number 6 the occy way 💯 the safest joint on the block 🤑💯we are 🔛🔝
↳ richietheking: Eyyy I know that’s right.
↳ carmyberzatto: please don’t advertise this.
WE HAVE THE BEEF 🥩
[ 8:25 am ]
y/n:
bruh im about to lose it. heads up when you guys get to work.
marcus: that catering order is about to be crazy
DO NOT REPLY: These white boards are stressing me out.
syd: we know, probably giving you ptsd from not finishing high school
DO NOT REPLY: Fuck you I did finish it.
y/n: oh i gotta change ur contact name richie
richie poo: ????? What
y/n: it was ‘DO NOT REPLY’ lols
marcus: valid
syd: real
richie poo: What? Why?! That’s so rude
y/n: cuz you piss me off
and you kept blowing up my phone yesterday
richie poo: You weren’t answering, and we needed help at the cook out.
syd: the one where you poisoned everyone?
richie poo: Fuck off.
y/n: when i’m off work, i’m off work.
marcus: don’t let carmy hear that, y/n
y/n: don’t remind me
syd: he’s trying at least, go easy on him. he really has great ideas
richie poo: You mean you have great ideas in that little notebook
tina: Never trust a broad with a notebook.
syd: hey! i’m just being helpful
y/n: do you guys think my ig post will hurt carmys feelings
marcus: it would make me a little sad if i were him, but i don’t think he cares
y/n: great i’m gonna cry now
syd: i doubt he even saw it y/n it’s fine
richie poo: Check the work chat. Cousin is in a mood.
y/n: oh great
tina: Help us all.
syd: be nice you guys
WORK
[ 9:15 am ]
carmy: Everyone, we have huge catering orders tomorrow to prep for today. Please get here as soon as you can, the earlier you clock in the better. Additionally, please be careful what you post on social media. I don’t want people to get the wrong impression
y/n: yes chef 👨🍳
syd: ok sounds good
richie poo: Cool it, Cousin. What’s the issue with the social media
tina: I use FaceBook. That not allowed now??
carmy: Tina, you’re fine. I’m talking about those who post work things on public accounts
marcus: facebook is crazy
richie poo: I can’t go private
y/n: he needs the likes
richie poo: No I’m disabled from doing so. Not sure why
y/n: liar
richie poo: 😑I don’t like you
carmy: Then please don’t post pics of yourself posting up with a gun and an air horn outside of my shop anymore.
marcus: that pic was fire can’t lie
carmy: Well, it’s bad for business.
richie poo: Fine, whatever
y/n: carmy
carmy: What, Y/n?
y/n: is this because of my caption on my post i’m sorry i promise i wasn’t being for real
carmy: I don’t care Y/n.
y/n: is that code for ‘i care a lot and i’m crying in the office right now and that’s why the door is closed’
oh
syd: ? why the oh
y/n: he opened the door and yelled no 🤨 but i think i saw red eyes
carmy: Please get back to work and I’ll comp a meal for you later
y/n: OMG yes chef 😍
richie poo: Inappropriate emojis and you shouldn’t have to incentivize her to work
y/n: shut up acting like HR i’m gonna beat your ass
jealousy is ugly which is why you have that mug on your face
carmy: Stop
y/n: yes chef 👨🍳
i heard your giggle tho
richie poo: Again with the schizo episode
syd: you can’t say that richie
richie poo: Oh sorry
#carmen berzatto x reader#carmy berzatto x reader#carmy berzatto#carmen berzatto#the bear#the bear imagine#carmy berzatto imagine#x reader#carmen berzatto imagine#sydney adamu#sydney adamu x reader#richie jerimovich#richie jerimovich x reader#the bear reader insert#the bear text au#carmy berzatto text au#crack#fluff#social media au#text au
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boiling point
#sydcarmy#syd x carmy#carmen x sydney#text is from my bottomless drafts folder#if the bear was solely a romance. sigh.#oops did i write a micro-fanfic#illustration#artists on tumblr#domestic fluff#slow burn#romance#workplace romance#art#my art#the more scary s3 spoilers i see the more i insist on tenderness and softness
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UMMMM
#so the second picture is a story Jason Hammel posted… which is the chef that wrote the first text…#likeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I’m alarmed. in the best of ways#sydcarmy#the fact each of them broke up with their partners to kind of dedicate each to the other…#the dancing the buying of produce… this is too much for my heart#thanks to @sheridanroads in Twitter for digging this up…#mainly posting this here cause I need someone to freak out with me. and I’m not really active in Twitter so like… scream with me#sydney x carmy#carmy x sydney
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thinking about the inherent romanticism of i chose you, and how everyone at the beef was already pre-chosen for carmy, but sydney? carmy picked syd.
#there’s this scene in leverage where the guy goes#‘listen I picked you. I didn’t pick the others. I picked /you/‘ and then they kiss#bc they were all on a team and he loves them and leads them but!!! they were all assigned to him except for /her/#and he went out and found her bc he knew he couldn’t do it without her#sydcarmy having that ‘listen I /chose/ you. I chose /you/‘ kiss scene WHEN#the bear#sydcarmy#carmy berzatto#sydney amadu#text#and they said speak now
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Tad bit of shitpost in this fine day.
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carmy berzatto + text post meme
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OKAY I GET IT NOW. claire was essentially just a plot device to show that carmy CAN'T DO SOFT AND GENTLE!!!! claire would never be a good fit, she's beautiful and soft and but she's a FANTASY, a literal remanent of a childhood crush, she's literally that 'smiling wife who dies in a home video' montage, the most he can say to her is 'you're beautiful' but most of the time you can see that he's not really reciprocating the way she is, that they don't have shared language. carmy needs someone who understands PASSION and OBSESSION on a MOLECURAL LEVEL, aka S Y D N E Y. no one understands him like her. no one understands her like him. meanwhile sydney's little awkward moment with marcus was to show she can't do sweet, soft dessert either, she needs someone who keeps her pushing, someone who matches her pace, who holds her up to a higher standard. THEY'RE MADE FOR EACH OTHER AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL. they've already said 'i love you' to each other a million times they're just idiots who don't know it yet
#i thought they weren't going to make them canon but that awkward moment BY THE TABLE!!!! that changes my mind#syd carm season 3 endgame#their chemistry is off the fucking charts#im flatlining from getting a dose of them#the bear#carmy x syd#carmy x sydney#text
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#*slides this post into your feed*#aroace carmy hell yeah#carmy berzatto#carmen berzatto#aroace carmy berzatto#the bear fx#fx the bear#the bear#jeremy allen white#the bear text post
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The Bear + Text Posts
#the bear#syd adamu#richie jerimovich#carmen berzatto#michael berzatto#natalie berzatto#syd text#sugar text#richie text#carmy text
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I think it's fascinating how in The Bear, these are people with jobs, doing a job, as adults and professionals; not a single one of them goes on a long monologue about their feelings except for Carmy at the very end (not even with his coworkers! in his support group!) after you've basically pieced together what he's about to tell you.
everybody else just handles their shit, and addresses it slantwise if at all (eg, Tina shows off her new professionalism to Ritchie and Carmy, not Syd; Ritchie talks about Ceres and the Chicago Board of Trade rather than the way his world is passing away.) As much as I love actors getting a chance to fucking gnaw on some scenery, there's something about the obliqueness of it all that strikes me deeper.
#even at the end when syd comes back she and carmy basically sort out the whole thing in 3 texts and 5 sentences#not a single one of them attempts to actually deal with the deeper feelings at play there#it's almost like I am a midwesterner and recognize the song of my people.#my repressed oblique people.#the bear
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shift shenanigans - social media au (pt. 2)
note: yes there’s the main work chat w carmy, the secret coworker chat w/o carmy, and the secret secret bestie chat w syd, marcus, and yourself. it would be canon.
warnings: crude humor, slightly offensive jokes
part one
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chefboyardee: life lately
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syd_adamu: that pho was life changing
↳ chefboyardee: i think it was the best i’ve ever had
marcus.brooks11: feet off the table @syd_adamu
↳ chefboyardee: leave my girl alone
↳ richietheking: I knew you guys were lez
↳ syd_adamu: we aren’t and you can’t say that
↳ chefboyardee: oh.. we aren’t? ☹️😔
↳ syd_adamu: 😑
carmyberzatto: 🍲🔥
THE GOLDEN TRIO
[ 7:45 AM ]
y/n: did you see
did you see
did
you
see
ogmgokggkowkfofsk
syd: pardon??
what did richie do oh my god
did he post another picture of him with the gun from that one day
fuckkkk carmys gonna be so mad
marcus: nope i wish
y/n: he commented on my post 😭😭😭😭
syd: who
marcus: think about it
who else would cause this reaction
y/n: carmy!!!!!!!
i woke up to him commenting 🍲🔥 😍😍😍😍
syd: woah and the heart eyes?
y/n: no that’s my addition
syd: the bar is in hell
HES YOUR BOSS
y/n: AND I WANT HIS BABIES??
marcus: y’all so hype to be pregnant THEN BOOOMMM ‼️ THE BABY’S UGLY AND BALD WITH ECZEMA 😩🤨
syd: LMFAOOOOO WHOS YALL THO????
y/n: bye im done
im leaving for work.
don’t talk to me ever again
done.
marcus: bye 👋
why do you leave so early fool
syd: so she can be teachers pet
marcus: smh always there before everyone
y/n: not true.
syd: i thought you weren’t talking to us
y/n: 😒
marcus: want me to bring y’all an iced latte again
y/n: …. 😁
WORK
[ 8:15 AM ]
y/n: AYOOOO
great job cleaning up after work yesterday 😊👍
richie: Is this a joke?
y/n: why would i joke about such a thing
carmy: Y/n what are you doing
y/n: u said to tell everyone their housekeeping is shitty
carmy: No I said I was going to tell them that, and you said no I’ll do it
This is not what I meant
y/n: well you yell too much
marcus: ouch
that’s my station 😔
carmy: Well clean it better
y/n: im using reverse psychology and positive reinforcement
carmy: Not what that means
y/n: well notice how no one’s mad at me
im making alliances day by day
richie: You’ve worked here for two years and we are already friends
y/n: so you’re saying you aren’t my ally
richie: No
We are definitley in an alliance
y/n: love u richie
richie: Don’t go that far
chefboyardee’s instagram stories
WE HAVE THE BEEF 🥩
[ 3:25 PM ]
y/n:
he so fine im bouta cermmmmm
syd: …..
marcus: :O
y/n: why are you acting shocked
like i haven’t said this daily
tina: Woah girl who?
y/n: HUH
richie: I’m not in the picture I don’t get it
syd: let’s just keep working before carmy notices
tina: I don’t care I’m on smoke break. Who are you talking about girl? Spill the tea..
marcus: she was talking about me you guys
y/n: the guy in the back
oh i mean yeah marcus
tina: The meat delivery guy? He has a wife..
y/n: we are having an affair
marcus: no it’s about me
richie: I didn’t know Marcus and Y/n were a thing..
tina: Something ain’t right. No way they are.
marcus: we aren’t it’s just our sense of humor
y/n: i was just being funny!
tina: What did Jeff just yell inside?
syd: came out of the office and said “just cuz we’re slow doesn’t mean you can play on your phones” 👍💯
tina: Whatever. No chance Y/n meant Marcus. You got the hots for Jeffrey?
y/n: what no
tina: Well I wouldn’t blame you. He’s cute
y/n: OMG RIGHTTTTTTT
its the tattoos isn’t it
richie: You have to be fucking joking
tina: I was playing..
y/n: im confused
syd: that was cruel
marcus: who cares it’s not a big deal
y/n: so you don’t think he’s cute tina?? ☹️☹️
tina: No he is cute… for you 😝
y/n: this is humiliating
richie: I’ll tell him
y/n: NO
stop
sSTOP THATS NOT FUNNY
richie im not joking i’ll put a bomb in your floorboards
richie: I’m just fucking with you kid
tina: This isn’t over.
THE GOLDEN TRIO:
[ 3:40 PM ]
syd: y/n….
marcus: you look like a ghost y/n
y/n: i cannot believe i sent that to the wrong gc
i’m done im so done
marcus: stop looking so sad it’s making me feel bad
syd: it’s okay! just be thankful it wasn’t to the work groupchat with him in it..
marcus: true it could be worse
y/n: i guess so
thank you for trying to cover for me marcus
marcus: anytime you know i got you
syd: let’s get back to work before we start looking obvious
#carmen berzatto x reader#carmy berzatto x reader#carmy berzatto#carmen berzatto#the bear#the bear imagine#carmy berzatto imagine#x reader#carmen berzatto imagine#sydney adamu#sydney adamu x reader#richie jerimovich#richie jerimovich x reader#the bear reader insert#the bear text au#carmy berzatto text au#crack#fluff#social media au#text au
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Grease trap isn't a euphemism.
#sydcarmy#sydney adamu#carmen berzatto#carmy berzatto#carmy x sydney#syd x carmy#the bear fanart#for a while syd only responded to all of carm's texts with “so shove it up your ass.”
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via liliuhms
#this is the crossover that would heal our hearts <3#character: carmen/carmy berzatto#character: paddington#text!#art!#*mine#mine: edits#art
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The beauty you see in me, is a reflection of you
- Rumi
#How did they end up matching?#Did they text each other or are they that connected?#Them matching is so sexy#Wife and husband behaviors#sydcarmy#carmy x sydney#sydney adamu#syd x carmy#sydney x carmy#carmy x syd#carmen berzatto#chef's kiss#syd x carmen
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