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besties as fictional aisle items
for the only piece of context you’re gonna get, listen to this song:
@holidayhokage -> a grapefruit the size of a grape
@the-girl-with-the-algebra-book -> a jar of celery farts
@max--phillips -> roast beef that zaps you when you touch it
@mikathemonster -> secretive peanuts
@a-dorin -> a burger king drink from wendy’s
@lordoftherazzles -> a pile of mayo on a skateboard
@dindjarindiaries -> the stuff inside of balloons
@valkyrieofthehighfae -> swamp butter
@capricornrabies -> well-done popsicles
@legoyass -> reverse watermelon
@fromthedeskoftheraven -> a hummingbird that’s bigger than you
@izuris -> a box of rice but the box is a goose (the goose is alive!)
@dameronology -> bicycle meat
@pettyprocrastination -> a can of creamed cans
@flightlessangelwings -> a cake but it’s over a fence
@morganas-pendragons -> purple orange
if you want, use this song to tag your friends as random shit!
#tag game#jj’s on the dumb bitch juice#fictional aisle#this is so random#this song has had a chokehold on me for two weeks#and i got bored and made this#mutual games#Spotify
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12 on the second fluff list. Ash and Puffin
Prompt 12. “Could you say that again?” “Were you not listening?” “No I was, I just like hearing your voice.”
“This seems like a good spot. It’s nice and quiet and we shouldn’t get bothered by anyone,” I was smiling softly as I laid out the large blanket I’d been carrying so Puffin and I could have a picnic and enjoy some time together before he had to leave again.
“This was a good idea, honey. It’s beautiful here.” Puffin leaned down to press a soft kiss to my shoulder and I smiled up at him, turning to pull him in for a slow, languid kiss.
“It’s my favorite place to get away from court life for a while. It’s so peaceful and sometimes you can see gemdeer grazing over there,” I pointed towards a patch of wild flowers. “They’re so little and cute. I’m hoping we’ll get lucky today and see them.”
“Sounds wonderful, cyar’ika.” Puffin murmured, taking my hand in his, bringing it up to his lips softly. We settled into the blanket, Puffin holding me in his lap as he leaned back against the raven-willow tree behind us, just enjoying ourselves and the moment.
“Oh! Puffin, look!” I sat up quickly when a little moondancer fluttered down in front of me, the tiny pegasus looking creature landed on my outstretched hand with a little chirp, big, purple eyes looking at me curiously.
“What is it?” He leaned forward, his chin resting on my shoulder, studying the moondancer closely.
“It’s a moondancer. They’re part of the pegasi family, just smaller with delicate fairy wings. They’re rare to see, especially during the day.” I explained, giggling as it walked across my palm, jumping and fluttering to my shoulder, hiding under a curtain of hair and chirping again. More of them appeared, fluttering around my head and Puffin’s, chirping and whinnying curiously, some of the little one moonlings chasing each other through my hair. “This is amazing! We’re so lucky right now! This is a sign of good fortune among my people.” I was giggling as they nestled into my dress and hair, a couple of them making their way into Puffins’ hair and on his shoulders. He didn’t say anything, hugging me just a little tighter and I looked at him with a smile.
“Could you say that again?” He murmured in my ear, eyes trained on the moondancers.
“Were you not listening?” I laughed, reaching back to lightly tap his nose. He was probably so focused on the moondancers, he hadn’t heard a word I’d said.
“No I was, I just like hearing your voice.” He carefully moved aside some of my hair and kissed my shoulder softly.
“Sweet talker,” I laughed softly, repositioning myself so I was a little more comfortable. “You always know just how to make me smile, my love.”
#capricornrabies#Kat answers things#Ashlyn Amaris x Puffin#Ash x Puffin#fluff#I love these two so much#they're precious
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Icon+ Commissions for @tiramango, @haliyam, @invaderchauy and @capricornrabies ❤
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So this is Love Fox!xGn!Reader
So this is love? So this is what makes life Devine?
To say Fox was cautious when it came to feelings was an understatement. Fox was never one to openly admit his feelings, he normally kept things bottled up, but with you things were different.
With you he felt like he could be his own person and not the perfect soldier he was groomed to be. He could speak without the fear someone would report him when he was in the confines of your shared apartment.
When he’s with you he doesn’t care that he’s in all technicality breaking protocol, he doesn’t care that if anyone were to find out he would probably be sent back to Kamino for reconditioning or something far worse.
You can always tell when he’s had a rough day. When he walks through the door his eyes are bloodshot and he looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks, which in all honesty he probably hasn’t.
He’ll hold you for hours on end as you rub circles in his protocol length hair, his head on your chest listening to your heartbeat. The rise and fall of your chest lolling him to a deep sleep.
One day he came home and as the door closed he collapsed onto the floor tears threating to spill from his amber eyes. You didn’t say anything, you wrapped your arms tightly around him and held him. You would later find out it was because he was forced to kill his brother. Fives.
“I love you.” His voice was soft and it came almost as a whisper. Like if he would have said it louder he would be whisked away to Kamino and never come back.
“I love you too Fox.” You reply “ I always will.”
Taglist: @anakinswhore @threetinyshinies @notreallybeccab @leias-left-hair-bun @capricornrabies
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Exploding Waffles
Pairing: Hally Lavellan x Pumpkin
Word Count: 719
Warnings: Language, fluff
Pumpkin belongs to the lovely @capricornrabies
Tagging: @valkyrieofthehighfae, @capricornrabies
It wasn’t much of a surprise that I was awake before Pumpkin; every morning consisted of me being up before the sleepy commando. I lay there quietly for a moment, smiling softly at the slightly snoring man, his hair a wreck and his mouth hanging open a little bit, soft rays of sunshine falling across his handsome face. Moving quietly, I slid out of bed, putting on a discarded tank top and some comfy pj shorts and headed out into the kitchen so I could make him some breakfast in bed.
Waffles are always a good choice. You can never go wrong with waffles, especially homemade ones! I started pulling everything that I needed out and got to work mixing everything together.
“Wait, where’s my baking powder? Oh, hold on, here it is.” I grumbled, finding the can on my counter, which was odd since it was usually in my cabinet. I must have forgotten to put it back the last time I used it. I measured out the amount I needed and tossed it into the batter, whisking it in before grabbing some chocolate to chop up so I could toss that into the mix as well.
Just as I set my knife down, a weird sound caught my attention and I turned to see the bowl of batter explode with a loud bang, startling me into screaming at the top of my lungs. I stood there for a second, batter covering my counter, ceiling, me, and the floor and cabinets.
“Hally?!” Pumpkin yelled, scrambling into the kitchen, panicked, until he saw me and started cackling.
“Uh surprise? I was gonna make you breakfast, and, well, I fucked up.” I was grinning sheepishly, batter dripping down my face and onto my chest and clothes. Pumpkin was holding himself up on the doorframe, crying from laughing so hard.
“Wha-what’d you do, put a grenade in the bowl?!” He howled, hyena laughing at the situation.
“Uh, well, sort of! I thought that I grabbed my baking powder, and as we can both see, this was not baking powder at all, but one of my experimental chemicals. Why it’s in the kitchen in an old baking powder container, I don’t have a fucking clue.” I had dissolved into a fit of giggles into a fit of giggles at this point, Pumpkin having fallen to the floor wheezing from laughing so hard. “So much for surprising you with breakfast.” I went to grab some towels, trying to get stuff cleaned up while Pumpkin was still on the floor dying of laughter. Something on the counter caught my eye and I groaned, picking up fragments of my bowl.
“That was my last mixing bowl! Aww man! Guess we’re making a trip up to Noveria so I can buy some new ones after I get this cleaned up. This has happened far too many times.” I shook my head while wiping up the counter. Pumpkin caught his breath, got to his feet and wandered over, grabbing some towels and wiped my face off, a grin lighting his face up.
“We’ll grab something while we’re out.”
While he wasn’t looking, I gathered up some of the batter and smashed it into his face with a laugh, squealing when he grabbed me around the waist.
“If I’m gonna be battered, so are you!” I was laughing as I smeared the batter on his chest and neck, laughing harder when he got me back.
“Brat! C’mere!” Pumpkin was cackling again, coming after me when I got free, tossing a handful of batter my way. Ten minutes later, we were cuddled up on the kitchen floor, covered in drying batter and laughing our asses off.
“I love you ma vhenan.” I managed to get out between giggles, leaning into his chest, resting my head on his shoulder.
“I love you too, Hally.”
“C’mon, we should go shower before we go anywhere,” I wiggled free from his arms and held a hand out for him to take, making a face when he groaned. “No complaining ya nasty ass. Let’s go, shower time. I’m not taking you anywhere covered in dried waffle batter.”
“Alright, alright, fine. Will you wash my hair? I like it when you do that, it feels nice.”
“Yeah, okay, I can do that. C’mon big guy.”
#Kat writes#Hally Lavellan#Pumpkin#Hally x Pumpkin#two idiots one braincell#two idiots in love#Harley's OCs
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mutuals as veggietales silly songs
idk why i’m doing this besides the fact i’m a sleep-deprived neurodivergent that can get down to a silly song. if you want to do this w your mutuals (explanations are optional), go right ahead! silly songs are for everyone 💕
the pirates who don’t do anything: @capricornrabies and @valkyrieofthehighfae we’re the pirates and i love that for us. we get on a discord call together and suddenly all productivity ceases and the brain cells walk the plank. it’s the best kind of chaos 😂 there are no other pirates i’d rather do nothing with
larry’s high silk hat: @dindjarindiaries when you write angst you hold nothing back and while it hurts me when i read it, boy do i respect the absolute fuck out of it as a fellow writer. your dedication to your craft and pulling heartstrings (in fluffy and angsty ways) is admirable af and i enjoy reading literally anything you write
his cheeseburger: @pettyprocrastination the vibes are immaculate here. just enough anguish and emotional pull to get you into your feelings but also being hugged thru the angst. v passionate abt literally everything you put even an ounce of effort into and i love that dedication
endangered love: the drama! the intensity! the romance! @flightlessangelwings this one’s for you. the way your writing makes me feel like i’m sitting in a parisian cafe reading from a worn paperback had me giving you this dramatic song with no hesitation. it’s a classic, have never met anyone who didn’t enjoy this one.
yodeling veterinarian of the alps: gotta go w the darling @scribbledghost partly bc of how many au pets her jack has that we’ve all fallen in love with & partly bc i (the vet) will scream disjointed ideas at her and scribs (the nurse) translates them into sensible things w ease. one of my lifelong faves that’s underrated af
love my lips: replace “lips” w “soft star wars dads” and you’ll have molly, aka @dindjarindiaries and 90% of her fabulous content. she was one of my first pedro blogs ever and love my lips was one of my first silly songs. both this silly song & molly have near and dear places in my heart and i adore them (molly more than the song if we’re being honest)
the water buffalo song: @a-dorin you almost got song of the cebu but this classic had your name written all over it. you don’t listen to the naysayers and keep on singing abt your water buffalo and i’m proud of you for it. your confidence is infectious and i love being your friend (also water buffalos are p similar to cows and i know how you like cows)
song of the cebu: @persaloodles you might fight me on this but this song is an accurate depiction of nearly every conversation we’ve ever had. we distract each other w our shenanigans to the point of forgetting the main point and there’s always a likelihood of spending twenty minutes plus on tangents. we alternate on who’s larry & archibald when talking abt our bad decisions, it’s so wonderfully chaotic
belly button: @autumnleaves1991-blog idk why but i feel like you would vibe w this one. the entire thing is a *nsync reference no child will get deadass mr. lundt looks like joey fatone & junior asparagus is ramen noodle hair justin timberlake and i’ve read enough of your fics to know you enjoy subtle nods & hidden meanings. plus i feel like we could sing this together in the car and absolutely kill it
lance the turtle: this song is for my darling @pedropasscals and is one of the only valid semi-new silly songs imo. you’ve shown me time and time again that you’re a badass at improvising when things go wrong & continuing to persevere despite it. your feline babies & i are your backup singers who support you in all your chaos
pizza angel: this song is another with all the drama & @miraclemoreno your writing never holds punches. you have a knack for immersing me into au’s with characters i know v little about & making me fall in love with them instantly (like the way this song makes me want pizza every time i hear it). it has v nice instrumental bits & great background vocals, just like you do some kickass world building
#tag game#veggietales is iconic#mutuals as veggietales silly songs#jj’s on the dumb bitch juice#mutuals#a-dorin#miraclemoreno#valkyrieofthehighfae#capricornrabies#pettyprocrastination#dindjarindiaries#scribbledghost#flightlessangelwings#persaloodles#autumnleaves1991-blog#pedropasscals
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day four: lieutenant bronco
GKDHSKS THIS YEEHAW MAN RIGHT HERE GAYS AND THEYS OF THE JURY I LOVE HIM AND I HOPE Y’ALL WILL TOO
playlist: bronco/raven
the art below is bronco w his jedi s/o raven addair, and @capricornrabies both drew the art and created raven (and her daughter essie)
agent whiskey but make him ✨clone✨
i have a whole batch of clone boys inspired by pedro characters too hehe
got his name from doing tricks on a mechanical horse/bronco/blurrg and being absolutely kicksss
dual-wields dc-17’s like a badass
makes up idioms that baffle everyone, make sense to v few (mostly jedi) “like digging a pond and hope for ducks,” “don’t put down a salt lick and say you ain’t got banthas”
has said the word y’all’d’ve’f’i’d’ve (you all would have if i would have) and almost sent rex into cardiac arrest. if you bribe spears he’ll give you recorded footage
him & queen compare mustaches regularly and it’s hilarious to watch bronco one time said that queen’s singing was comparable to “ordering a pie and discovering that it has no filling” and queen took that shit personally
can dance like no one’s business. seriously. if he tried he’s v likely to be able to put burn marks on dance floors with how skilled he is. leans towards line dances for this reason but can slow dance if he’s wanting a more intimate vibe
can catch on to any dance if he watches for like a couple minutes, it’s wild how quick he can learn
rideable animals lean towards him (esp blurrgs) and when the war ends, he’s planning on getting one of his own and living the simple life.
wore a cowboy hat & watched space westerns a grand total of once and will not stop talking about it. likens himself to the rifleman
loses his mind when he gets a set of spurs to match his cowboy hat, is on a happiness high for DAYS
can do an extremely well cad bane impression. this was discovered by him getting access to the hat and going to town
has electric grappling hook that he soon converted into an electric lasso bc the aesthetic
“you’ve yeed your last haw”
man’s absolutely head over heels for raven, the general of the 812th
he can be a worry wart to the point of it being bothersome but it comes from a place of love
was able to play with raven’s lightsaber but is watched VERY closely
took one look at essie and was like “oh look new daughter”
when he gives essie forehead/cheek kisses she freaks abt the mustache bc it feels weird
#blue jay’s boys#blue jay’s boys: valentine’s celebration#bronco x raven#lieutenant bronco#oc clone#clone oc#capricornrabies#general raven addair
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NSFW 8 with blade and tech 👈👈
Absolutely!
Prompt 8. Voyeurism
Smut, smut, and more smut. 18+ ONLY, minors move along.
2 months. It was going on 2 months since I’d last gotten to see my boyfriend in person. To say I was craving his touch would be quite the understatement. I groaned into my pillow, giving up on sleep and getting into my nightstand, pulling out one of my favorite toys and lubricant, stripped down and began to tease myself, starting with my hands. I ran them down my chest, stopping to palm my breasts, pinching and pulling at my nipples, gasping at the sensation, pretending it was Tech here touching me instead. My hands continued wandering down my belly, fingers brushing over my stomach and down to my clit, my fingers ghosting over the sensitive bundle of nerves, dipping into my core. A soft whine escaped from my throat as I slipped a finger into myself, a second finger following the first, fingers curling up into the spot that left me coming apart when Tech would fuck me with his fingers. I pumped my fingers in and out of my core a few more times before snagging the toy, coating it in lube and slowly pushed it into me, turning it on, gasping at the feeling of being full.
“Fuck! Ah… Tech…” I moaned, eyes closed tight as I slowly fucked myself with my toy, picturing my boyfriend the whole time, wishing it were him here filling me instead of my toy. I increased the speed and the vibration, needing more, crying out when I hit my g-spot, arching up into the toy with another moan. I could feel my orgasm quickly approaching, a white hot blaze of fire billowing up from my feet to my chest, making it hard to breathe for a moment when I shoved the toy just a little further in and my walls clenched tight around it, my body stiffening up as I cried out Tech’s name, the white hot heat crashing down around me. My vision went white and I was gasping for air as I slowly came down off my high, turning the toy off and removing it, moving to sit up when I saw Tech leaning on the doorframe, cock in hand, and a devilish smile on his face as I yelped.
“Tech! How long have you been standing there?” I could feel my face warming up under his lustful stare.
“Long enough to see the show. I didn’t want to interrupt, hope you don’t mind that I watched,” He replied, motioning for me to come over to him. “So, I take it you missed me, starlight?” His lips found mine and I moaned into the kiss when he ran a finger along my sensitive clit.
“Obviously, baby. Lemme take care of you, okay?” I murmured as I got on my knees in front of him, eager to put my mouth to work as payback.
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oleander
pairing: crosshair / reader
word count: 613
summary: crosshair defends the flower crown you made him from his brothers' teasing but is somehow right on the money with his bullshit.
a/n: another piece of content i dragged from c&m bc my brain isn't wanting to make new things, thanks a lot executive dysfunction. this will become its own little au bc i said so. reader is their botanist medic
you’re supposed to patrol and them come immediately back to the ship, hunter was very clear on that
but then you saw the meadow and begged your boyfriend to let you both stop there for a minute once you were done with patrol
this man can’t say no to you so where does he find himself after patrol? sitting criss-cross in a patch of flowers, you in his lap while you weave him a flower crown
crosshair mumbles about how he should learn how this “saying no to you” thing works a couple times but he doesn’t mean it
when you return from patrol, crosshair will not take shit for his crown
normally he keeps it hung on the wall of his bunk somewhere he can always see it, but sometimes when he’s feeling a bit soft he’ll wear it around the ship
the guys always made sure to tease crosshair abt you when you weren’t around bc that’s when they got the best reactions
it had been a while since you’d been able to land on coruscant and be on planet for more than a refuel and a briefing or two, and when you were called to a different part of the base away from your sniper, the guys took their chance
and boy did the guys go ape shit with their teasing (out of love ofc, they knew you made their bro happy)
wrecker called him a pretty flower boy and would skip around and make his voice go high-pitched like “ooh i’m crosshair and i like to dance and skip around in the pretty flowers! tee hee hee!”
tech was more subtle with his ribbing. he’d whisper his remarks as he walked by crosshair with a sly grin, usually smth abt crosshair being whipped
hunter would be the only one who hears them and has to put a lot of effort into not laughing (it doesn’t always work)
the guys were mid-convo and teasing the hell outta their “favorite flower boy” (wrecker had put crosshair’s flower crown on the sniper and was jostling him around like a ragdoll while tech was recording it, hunter cackling at the antics)
but then crosshair hears the whoosh of the door and you’re the only one that would come in without knocking
he immediately snaps into protective boyfriend mode over his flower crown, spinning some bullshit abt how the flowers in his crown are a lethal weapon crafted with the intent of being a last resort to defend himself
you walk in during his speech and are honestly flabbergasted; how the hell did he figure out that the flowers were actually evtremely poisonous??
had he been reading your botany books? your notes? you were gonna ask him later what brought him to that conclusion but right now the boys were looking to you for confirmation so you did what every supportive s/o would do and back your boyfriend up
“the entirety of nerium oleanders can be used as a tool to kill. it’s incredibly poisonous if ingested no matter if it’s the stem or sap. after burning it, the smoke can cause severe respiratory problems, and even honey made with its nectar is incredibly toxic.”
crosshair barely hid his surprise at either the way you so effortlessly went with his lie bc you're not exactly known for your lying skills
they ended up backing off a bit bc holy shit that is pretty cool
later when you’re in bed with him, you ask him if he’d been reading your botany journals
“why would i do that without asking you?”
“how else would you have known that the oleanders were toxic?”
“…..you’re serious?”
clone trooper taglist: @the-studious-porg @likeshootingstarsinthenightsky @leias-left-hair-bun @obirain @olluea @catsnkooks @mackstrut @simping-for-fives @stardustsunrisekisses @darthadeline @artemis61003 @majorshiraharu @getdookuedon @capricornrabies @jedi-mando @whovianwar @hornystarwarsbisexual @janebby @fireghost-x @escapedthesarlacc @andysficrecs @thecussedcrosshair
#clone trooper crosshair#crosshair#crosshair x reader#crosshair imagine#the bad batch#crosshair reader insert#tbb crosshair#star wars reader insert#star wars imagines#star wars fanfic#crosshair x you#oleander
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pedro boys + spending habits
word count: fuck if i know, wrote it thru the app
characters: din, marcus m, dave, pero, marcus p, oberyn, max, frankie, whiskey, maxwell, javier, ezra
a/n: idk what caused this to happen but it works i guess. hope they make sense
✨support my ko-fi✨
trust him with your money, your drink, your social security number, everything:
din. this man is barely scraping by on his own when you first meet him. when he adds the kid to the mix, he gets even more frugal than he already is with an old as sin ship that many people are surprised to see fly. he will have a policy of “you earn it, you choose what to do with it” and since he goes after most of (if not all) the bounties to keep you all alive, he has the final say in how most of the credits are spent. he does want you to have nice things though, so he makes sure to configure the budget to where you don’t have to pour your credits into the group’s survival money very often. it’s the least he can do. he’s very big on taking care of his people and will show that in small ways.
marcus m. he’s a single dad for a significant amount of time, he has no choice but to be responsible with his money. he has to take care of missy, keep them both fed and housed and healthy, and that’s not even touching on how expensive all of high school graduation and college will be once she gets there. he teaches missy very early in life how important money is bc he doesn’t want her to ever know how it feels to not have enough. he makes a considerable amount of money w the heroics tho so he can afford to responsibly splurge on you both, but not constantly. is very cautious abt the splurging becoming a habit
dave. yeah he may be a murderer, but he’s scary great at managing his money (to continue being able to murder). he’s got his ex wife’s alimony (that still pisses him off but that’s another story) and two girls he takes care of, there’s no other choice for him either. there’s never a worry about dave having a midlife crisis and spending money on some stupid dad thing (like a motorcycle or assless chaps or a country club membership) because he murders to keep his mind off that sort of stuff. files his taxes diligently every year the day tax season starts and will pass this wisdom to the girls.
pero. he’s very good at judging if you need something or not. if it can’t feed you, keep you healthy, kill someone, or protect you, you don’t need to buy it. definitely not a man who indulges in trinkets and frivolous things that do nothing but weigh down his horse and his person. will encourage this way of thinking with whoever travels with him to whatever extent he can, but won’t be a dick about it if you have something sentimental on your person. if it’s a necessity, he will splurge on a bed and bath at an inn but not much else for a while. cheap because he has to be
marcus p. i don’t think i have to explain this one so i won’t. no i’m not being lazy who said that?
maybe you’ll be fine if he’s in charge. maybe:
oberyn. being a prince (and himself), there are different ways this could go. he spends his money frivolously at brothels & on his daughters + other loved ones (as well as other luxuries) and doesn’t really seem to be the type to keep tabs on it all as he goes. but... he’s a prince in a prosperous kingdom and so there isn’t really a worry for money. he’s known as the red viper for many reasons, including his clever nature and the ease with which he can get what he wants thru whatever means necessary. if you want for something that he can’t buy, you know he will find a way to get it for you (which can be a problem sometimes).
max. he’s good with money in the sense of perpetuating capitalism — that’s the red flag here. hell, he’s gonna be investing into bitcoin and who knows what stock market bs & bc it’s max, of course you trust him. max can’t control the stock market tho, so sometimes things are a little iffy. it always evens itself out though, and you make sure in the future that he invests his money instead of your joint money. he’s still gonna share anyways, it just helps you have a little more peace of mind.
frankie. he just wants to take care of you, okay? you can’t fault him for that 🥺 he maneuvers his budget around to make sure he can do all these nice things for you while leaving his own needs unchecked, which isn’t okay. he just wants to provide for the ppl he loves the best he can, but the problem begins when he starts to think he isn’t doing enough. his insecurity & lack of self-worth (fueled by his guilt for “not being everything you deserve”) is what makes him agree to the Trip™️ in the first place. once he comes back & sees you frantic, only wanting him home and not giving a flying fuck about the money, does he realize that you’re devoted to him and not what he can do for you.
whiskey. working for statesman made him forget what things really cost bc he suddenly never had to worry again about not having enough money. being with someone that isn’t practically made of money will snap him back into reality. he looks at his bank statements and his balance occasionally, but our big spender cowboy hasn’t really counted money as something he worries about for a while. when he constantly showers you in expensive gifts (only the best for his baby, that’s his motto) and you tell him that he has to not do that bc he’ll go broke, he plays it off because he doesn’t remember having to worry. separate bank accounts are only because you want to make sure your money is being spent smartly (even though jack has offered constantly to pay for literally anything you need).
don’t give him anything you want to see again:
maxwell. as much as i love this dork, he’s absolute shit with money. when his business is falling apart (bc he made the stupid ass decision to buy the oil rigs no one wanted bc they weren’t producing oil), he throws it all into saving face and trying to make investors buy into something that isn’t there. what a smart business man would’ve done was liquidate his assets and possibly try to get into a business that will yield at least some profit. he does learn his lesson tho and eventually can be trusted with money, but even he is hesitant to do anything with the household finances. he’s a dreamer, and dreams and money are the same as oil and water.
javier. i know you’re possibly surprised but hear me out. he’ll go all in to get info, whether he’s spending american taxpayer money or his own money or anyone else’s, if it’s valuable info that can be bought, it’s gonna be bought even if he goes without groceries for the next two weeks. before being with you, it was booze and prostitutes and cigarettes that ate away at his checks outside of buying information. the only thing that really changed once you got together was the prostitutes and slightly less cigarettes and booze. however, when he goes back to laredo permanently, he’s perfectly capable of keeping his shit in line. he’ll balance every checkbook in sight and run a tight af ship.
ezra. this man is a scavenger by necessity, a con man by choice. he has a silver tongue and a roguish charm and pretty questionable morals; he’s not gonna have any issue with getting his hands dirty. he’s probably gonna use your joint money to try and pull a fast one on some unsuspecting stranger (“it’ll double our money,” he says, “it’ll be fine,” he says), but then said stranger will end up turning the tables and leave you both absolutely broke. yeah he will feel guilty, no doubt. the only problem is that he won’t take it as a “hey don’t do it again” lesson, it’ll be a “this is how i can improve for next time.” eventually you have to put your foot down and take control of the money and when he realizes that you’re improving your lives much better than he is, he will thank you for it.
all pedro character taglists: @likeshootingstarsinthenightsky @obirain @leias-left-hair-bun @themarcusmoreno @catsnkooks @captainrexstan @mackstrut @torradoza @simping-for-fives @stardustsunrisekisses @darthadeline @artemis61003 @majorshiraharu @getdookuedon @capricornrabies @max--phillips @darklingveracruz @book-of-anarchy @andysficrecs @purelypascal @whovianwar @lv7867 @hornystarwarsbisexual @kaermorons @princess76179 @pedropasscals @greeneyedblondie44 @seasonschange-butpeopledont @qhbr2013 if you don’t want to be tagged, lemme know!! the link to join is in my bio
#pedro pascal#dave york#frankie morales#din djarin#marcus moreno#marcus pike#ezra (prospect)#maxwell lord#max phillips#jack daniels#max phillips x reader#din djarin x reader#frankie morales x reader#marcus pike x reader#marcus moreno x reader#jack daniels x reader#ezra (prospect) x reader#dave york x reader#maxwell lord x reader#oberyn martell x reader#pero tovar x reader#pero tovar#javier peña x reader#javier peña#oberyn martell
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Ooooh that playlist is a good one! Might I request Id love to be Your Last with Din?
saints or sinners
word count: 872
summary: you reflect on what life could’ve been if you had met din earlier, then you realize that you met right when you were supposed to.
a/n: heather! i love this so much! this song was in my spotify top 5 songs of 2020 bc i kept using it to fuel the yearning when daydreaming of things i would eventually write. this playlist is chock full of songs that inspire my writing, and is also the one i'm using for these requests here (open till 6/1/'21)
warnings: implied smut, author having not watched the mandalorian or read/written for din in FOREVER, more soft
“what if i had been a mandalorian?” the words came out of nowhere, blindsiding both you and din. the vibrant blues and violets of hyperspace reflected against his helmet as it whipped around to look at you in befuddlement. the ship’s silence had been peaceful prior to your outburst, the child asleep in his hammock and the two of you simply enjoying each other’s company.
you didn’t need to see din’s face to know that he was giving you a dead stare. the thoughts circulating behind it, however, were a mystery. “i’m serious! what if i had been in your covert and we met each other that way?” it was a thought you entertained from time to time. what if you had met din sooner? would you have had more time to get to know him, love him, and show him the love he gave you? maybe it would have taken him less time to open up, giving you more years of a relationship under your belts.
it sure would have saved you plenty of time wasted on those who weren’t worth their weight in beskar. a few heartbreaks, an ugly attempt to bring you in for credits, and more could have been avoided had you just met din earlier. it would have meant more nights spent in his arms, more hyperspace jumps holding his hand from the copilot’s seat, just more din.
your mandalorian contemplates the question for a moment. you can see the gears turning in his head as he runs through the scenario you presented with the attention to detail you’ve come to know from him. the ship hums in the background, the galaxy zooming around you and bringing more light into the mostly dark cockpit.
“if you had been in the covert, i don’t think we’d be together now.” he must have been taking lessons on how to ruin someone’s day because damn did that hurt. part of you wants to leave and stew about his harsh response in privacy, but the rest of you is curious about how he would spin this. looking at your face and hearing your humph of indignation, he realizes that he needs to explain quick or else risk bringing your fury down upon him,
“everything we’ve gone through, with and without each other, has made us who we are now. had you been in the covert, you would have missed many formative events that made you into the one i claim as my riduur.” your eyebrows raise at his explanation. you know that he’s not wrong in the slightest, but it doesn’t feel as reassuring as you had hoped. “there are times i wish that i had known to save myself for you, to let you be the one i shared my firsts with. but then it wouldn’t quite be me you would be getting.”
he takes off his gloves and you’re wondering where exactly he’s going with this. “see the tattoo you’re so fond of?” he points to the small target and you give him a deadpan look. of course you see it, you love to hold his hands and place a soft kiss on the target like it’s telling where you need to plant your lips to get the best smile. “i got that in my early twenties while i rode with a group of bandits. why else would you kiss that spot if the target wasn’t there?”
it’s slowly starting to make sense to you, but he continues his explanation. “and this scar here? i wouldn’t have gotten it from our first meeting if i had met you in any other way, in any other time than when i did.” he nudges the skin on the top of his other hand, a jagged scar that had been a wound sealed by a cauterizer a permanent reminder of how you met din.
“so what you’re saying,” you begin, grabbing both of his hands and kissing ink and scar tissue reverently. “is that if we had met any other way, than it wouldn’t truly be us.”
“you learn quick, ner riduur.” you can hear the smile in din’s voice through the modulator. “and if you had been anywhere else but that cantina the day we met, there’s a good chance that i’d have died that day, and then where would we be?”
you lean out of your chair just enough to give din a playful shove, the mock offense evident in the scoff you made. “so it was suddenly lucky that i was barfed on by that drunk togruta? vomit isn’t lucky in any culture that i know of.” his laugh makes your heart sing, the joy contagious as you began to join his laughter.
it takes a few moments for the both of you to regain your composure. you can always tell when din’s about to grow serious. his shoulders square and his back shoots up ramrod straight, giving himself the posture of a king. “i might not have been in many of the firsts you’ve had in your life, but i aim to be part of your lasts for as long as you let me.”
“i’m gonna hold you to that, din.”
“i would expect nothing less from you.”
din djarin taglist: @the-studious-porg@likeshootingstarsinthenightsky @leias-left-hair-bun @obirain @olluea @themarcusmoreno @catsnkooks @mackstrut @simping-for-fives @stardustsunrisekisses @darthadeline @artemis61003 @majorshiraharu @getdookuedon @capricornrabies @max--phillips @jedi-mando @darklingveracruz @book-of-anarchy @andysficrecs @purelypascal @whovianwar @lv7867 @hornystarwarsbisexual @princess76179 @evyiione @maydayfigment
#din djarin#din djarin x reader#the mandalorian#din djarin imagine#din djarin reader insert#pedro pascal#playlist drabbles#i'd love to be your last#hdlynn#mutuals
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pedro boys + 🌨snow🌨 (part 1)
inspired by me seeing snow for the first time in seven years, enjoy this fluff. shout out to @bobaandthefetts for telling me how to do a “read more” on mobile, you’re an angel
boys featured in this part: din, maxwell, javi p, oberyn, frankie, & max
boys featured in part two: whiskey, marcus m, ezra, dave, marcus p, & pero
din: he’s been everywhere, has seen all different kinds of climates and the creatures that inhabit them. snow isn’t new to him (and is honestly seen as a pest when it comes to how it effects the razor crest & his beskar). when he sees you playing with grogu in the white powder, he finds it in him to not completely hate the stuff. will be the one waiting onboard the crest w warm broth and extra blankets for the two of you to bundle up with once you’re done playing. if you catch din on a good day, he might join you for a few minutes. you conspire w the kid to pummel his dad w snowballs and wow is that kid a great aim w the force. when din’s splattered with stray bits of snow and the kid is tuckered out
maxwell: this man is a whole ass dork. when he sees how happy you and alistair are at seeing the snow, his first question is “who’s ready to go play in it?” makes sure you’re both bundled up perfectly “snug as a bug in a rug” (it makes alistair laugh when his dad is silly) before opening the door for you both, smiling to himself when he hears his son’s happy laughter at the first snowflakes falling on his face and stuck out tongue. runs up behind him and lifts him into the air, yours and his hearts growing several sizes at the joy found in such soft domesticity. there will be a snow family adorned in only the finest of spare winter clothes and so many silly photos of maxwell being himself instead of who the world expects him to be. he keeps a couple of said photos framed at his work office as well as his home office to remind him who he’s working hard to support.
javier p: as a texan, snow is a rarity. as a texan from laredo, it might as well be bigfoot. javi’s the type to admire snow from the comfort of your heated home. it’s the best time to find old recipes and fuzzy blankets to keep you both warm and cozy either on the couch or in bed. when you do convince him to join you outside for just a minute, it’s a sight to behold. javier peña, the most skin-showing walking-sex-appeal mf, is wearing layers. watching javi make his first snowman was far too entertaining, seeing as he kept getting frustrated when a stray leaf would get in it or when the shape is lumpy. when he had all but given up, you gave his snowman a little mustache to match his and it got a chuckle from him. after getting a few pictures of the two of you and the snow itself (and the snowman), he convinces you to come back inside and help him thaw back out however you both deem fit hehe.
oberyn: this man’s first experience with snow was filled with awe and wonder. he was but an awestruck child with little decorum (once in enough layers), but then he noticed the less fortunate — how people were freezing and unable to do anything but hold their children close and give them what little layers they had to spare. oberyn decided then to give his extra clothes he had right then to the families with children to protect the little ones from the biting snow. he was familiar with how such beautiful sights could be so terribly lethal and helped those he could. when you’re in the snow for the first time since being with him, you notice his protectiveness go thru the roof bc he can’t erase the memories of families not being able to stave off the cold and doesn’t want you to get sick. the slightest shiver will have him pulling you into his arms or into the nearest door and in front of a fire, being sure to make it up to you in every way he can.
frankie: this absolute goofball of a man is the kind of man to indulge in your every whim when it comes to snow. building your own snow people? of course! frankie’s snowman even gets to wear his hat for a picture, and you make them hold hands. snowball fights w him and the boys? you bet! they all get competitive and santi gets to play ref while you two go against the miller bros (the cold makes santi’s knees worse). snow will 100% be shoved down each other’s shirts with laughs and smiles that could thaw the snow around you with their warmth. when you’re both ready to go inside, it’s hot cocoa time and your favorite mugs are dressed to the nines — whipped cream, marshmallows, sprinkles, a generous splash of bailey’s. when a little bit of the whipped cream gets on his mustache, you take it upon yourself to kiss it away with a sly grin. the night ends w cuddles under your favorite quilts and joyous laughter abt the day you had with him and your friends.
max: he doesn’t like the cold bc his joints and muscles get stiff from the added cold on top of his vampire-natural body temp. he is very adamant on not going out in it bc of this and will work from home during severe snows. his trick to keep you from going out in it? cuddles and affection like no one’s business. it’s slightly selfish bc he wants you to stay w him and let him leech off your body warmth but you don’t have it in you to complain abt your doubly affectionate vampire. to max, fireplaces are a blessing during the winter and are even moreso when you’re laying down in front of it with him. a good movie or soft music will play as you keep his cold body warm the best way you can.
tagging a few friends & my taglist babes: @the-purity-pen @huliabitch @mudhornchronicles @thegildedquill @jangohshit @anakin-danvers @frannyzooey @filthybookworm @miraclemoreno @goldafterglow @blue-space-porgs @likeshootingstarsinthenightsky @leias-left-hair-bun @obirain @olluea @themarcusmoreno @catsnkooks @captainrexstan @mackstrut @battletales @simping-for-fives @stardustsunrisekisses @darthadeline @artemis61003 @roseofalderaan @majorshiraharu @getdookuedon @capricornrabies @max--phillips @jedi-mando @bisexual-space-slut @morriganwarrioress @x-wing-77 (lmk what went wrong, loves)
#din djarin x reader#maxwell lord x reader#javier peña x reader#oberyn martell x reader#frankie morales x reader#max phillips x reader#din djarin#maxwell lord#javier peña#oberyn martell#frankie morales#max phillips#the mandalorian#ww84#narcos#game of thrones#triple frontier#bloodsucking bastards#pedro pascal#din djarin imagines#maxwell lord imagines#javier peña imagines#oberyn martell imagines#triple frontier imagine#max phillips imagine
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new pronouns for the himbo
hey y’all! tiny announcement for ya, i now go by they/he/she pronouns! it’s even harder to mispronoun me now 😂 i added them to my bio & about me post in order of what i’m most comfortable with but i don’t care one way or the other, don’t feel pressured to use a specific one 💕
yes i’m hoarding these pronouns like a dragon, what abt it?
tagging some mutuals & friends under the cut
@obirain @mxsamwilson @dameronology @clonewarslover55 @leias-left-hair-bun @mudhornchronicles @felucians @filthybookworm @cherry-cokes-world @scribbledghost @themarcusmoreno @miraclemoreno @goldafterglow @a-dorin @longitud-de-onda @dindjarindiaries @ezrasarm @thewayofthemandalorian @kaminobiwan @blue-space-porgs @roamalongwithme @royalhandmaidens @veracruz-djarin @ollovae3 @huliabitch @bitchin-beskar @max--phillips @hellotherekenobi @senator-nahberries @valkyrieofthehighfae @capricornrabies @kiwi-the-first @the-purity-pen @ohnopoe @everyhowlmarksthedead @pettyprocrastination @autumnleaves1991-blog @pedropasscals @din-damn-djarin @dindja @tintinwrites @this-cat-is-dea @battletales @engineeredfiction @alderaani @thealluringsink @jadetheaverage @catsnkooks @klay97 @majorshiraharu
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✨ littlevodika -> meshlamando ✨
i caught the url-change bug and this is where it led me. i’m abt to start fixing my masterlist (it’ll also be formatted differently so that’s fun too) so the links will be wonky for a while, don’t worry it’ll be fixed soon
tagging some friends to spread the word 💕@filthybookworm @goldafterglow @scribbledghost @catsnkooks @catfishingmorales @nelba @roseofalderaan @majorshiraharu @jadetheaverage @clonewarslover55 @ihavearandom @capricornrabies @valkyrieofthehighfae @jangohshit @bitchin-beskar @pikemoreno @dindjarindiaries @a-dorin @felucians @battletales @pedropasscals @roamalongwithme @captainrexstan @hounding-around @max--phillips @kyjoraven @longitud-de-onda @mudhornchronicles @tintinwrites @sin-djarin @ollovae3 @simping-for-fives @just-some-girl-92 @klay97 @demigod-dragonrider-schoolidol
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things that happened to me in 2020 (minus january and parts of february bc i have no recollection). they’re in a somewhat cohesive order but some are just thrown in there for a little extra ✨spice✨ (heads up this is a p long list bc i had a wild year)
in 2020 i:
got my first tattoo
got a drastic haircut (from two feet long to an almost-buzz cut)
moved out of an abusive house
spent my first spring break somewhere not at home
found my life becoming an irl found family trope
didn’t go to work from early march until mid august bc of the covid pandemic
ate an edible for the first and last time
celebrated my birthday (heyo)
started writing fanfic on tumblr again for both a main and a collab account after not using tumblr for over a year
got back into star wars, joined the fandom, and started writing fic
discovered my new gender identity & a new name to go along with it
realized that yes i am still a bisexual
got absolutely shitfaced for the first time, forgot how to speak english, and had my first hangover
started making playlists for EVERYTHING
started college classes
had covid and ended up okay but also ruined my college classes
went back to work
went thru a change in my position at work and difficulties w coworkers that were eventually overcome
started watching the mandalorian and discovered pedro pascal
joined the pedro fandom and started writing fanfics for his characters
changed religions
acknowledged toxic behaviors of ppl i know and started to build the courage to call them on it
became a devout plant parent instead of just someone who has plants
had 2-3 relationships that i care abt very much
found a growing sticker obsession with no foreseeable end
had a tonsillectomy
watched john mulaney’s “kid gorgeous” so many times i can now say the jokes with him
got a kitten (goose) and she is literally my baby i love her to the moon and back and would murder for her
but most importantly, all the new friends i made helped keep 2020 from being anywhere near as bad as it could have been. i love you all and would do anything for you fabulous ppl whether i’ve known you from the beginning or if we’re just starting our friendship. even if we haven’t talked in a hot minute, i still love you a hell of a lot. even if you’re not tagged, i still love you. here’s to a 2021 filled with love and positivity and friendship, y’all are precious
@filthybookworm @valkyrieofthehighfae @capricornrabies @hounding-around @catsnkooks @catfishingmorales @scribbledghost @dindjarindiaries @a-dorin @goldafterglow @pikemoreno @morganas-pendragons @clonewarslover55 @klay97 @jadetheaverage @persaloodles @battletales @felucians @beskars @jangohshit @icedcoffeeandgays @obirain @hellotherekenobi @ohhellokenobi @simping-for-fives @wolffescadet @tintinwrites @sacred-things @sunshinepascal @pedropasscals @browneyes-djarin @blue-space-porgs @cherrykenobi @roseofalderaan @likeshootingstarsinthenightsky @huliabitch @bitchin-beskar @frannyzooey @anakin-danvers @anakinswhore @nelba @anstarwar @alderaani @leias-left-hair-bun @crimson-dxwn @just-some-girl-92 @ollovae3 @max--phillips @majorshiraharu @mudhornchronicles (and jojo please know that i tried like five times to cheat the tag limit ilysm)
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you know what?
✨fuck it✨
requests are open for anyone on this here list bc i need inspiration
below are some potential prompt lists to use if you need an idea, but don’t feel pressured to use one of you have an idea of your own (a few of these lists may look familiar hehe)
edit: reqs closed on 12/1/2020
one || two || three || four || five || six || seven
i may regret this but we’ll see. gonna tag some friends in hopes of boosting (mwah ily all 💕)
@catsnkooks @catfishingmorales @goldafterglow @scribbledghost @wolffescadet @glimmiks @blue-space-porgs @clonewarslover55 @hounding-around @capricornrabies @roseofalderaan @cherrykenobi @simping-for-fives @valkyrieofthehighfae @demigod-dragonrider-schoolidol @hellotherekenobi @thedevilwearsbeskar @ohhellokenobi @obirain @jediforce @anakin-danvers @mcu-padawan @obitwo @battletales @000ayfh @nelba @anakinswhore @jedi-mando @mayday1284 @hdlynn @agentpike @ezrasarm @dindjarindiaries @battletales @stellarkyun @getdookuedon @likeshootingstarsinthenightsky @captainrexstan
#requests are open#star wars the clone wars#star wars imagines#star wars reader insert#star wars fanfic#pedro pascal#shitpost writing prompts#writing prompts#frankie morales reader insert#agent whiskey x reader#oberyn martell x reader#maxwell lord imagines
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