losers who call each other pretty on accident and then proceed to both internally die
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Honestly the funniest thing about TDP to me is that Rayla for some reason always thinks Callum isn't 100% ride-or-die with her on any given situation. Seriously, she could decide she's jumping off a cliff and he'd do it too--oh wait.
I get that half of it is 'protecting' him but like. Girl he has been ready to die and kill for you since the first snake chain incident. It has not lightened up since. In fact its gotten worse. She's his special little guy and if anything happens to her he will kill everyone in the room and then himself. She physically cannot ever sacrifice herself for anyone because Callum WILL be following her straight into the afterlife in no less than a minute. I'm fully convinced he can and would go even further than Claudia and he'd barely have to think on it for five seconds before shrugging like "damn this sucks, can't believe I have to turn evil" "you literally don't have to--" "no I'm gonna"
And honestly I think that's peak teenagers first girlfriend behavior.
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yknow I love it when tdp fans are like "WOW we are getting FED recently with all these screenshots 🤯" and the food in question is a one-second clip of a monkey juggling and a blurry zoomed-in picture of someone's hands on another person's waist
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been getting back into Psychonauts with my friends lately... which led to me making another OC!
this is Dr. Callum Copus, formerly known as the psychic supervillain Mastermind.
he suffers from Alien Hand Syndrome, and possesses the rare but somewhat frowned upon ability Mind Control; his gimmick, meanwhile, revolved around toys & games
Dr. Copus has since turned over a new leaf... mostly, and has become a resident psychiatrist at the Motherlobe
the hand is still evil, though.
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This old bitch man of +60 years old was bullied by a 5'8" teenager
I mean, I understand Finn-- This skinny human boy was tortured and chained in another room and now he's here doing primal magic, repelling your control spell and yelling you all your insecurities to your face in front of your entire crew. Actually he is a scary boy
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Can I please get a scene of all four of Rayla's parents at the table with Callum standing over them lecturing them about the unhealthy thought processes they have stuffed into their daughter's head?
'Who the hell put into her head that self-sacrifice is act of love?!'
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