Young Johnnie 🖤🐨

Looking at my OTPs like. Ah yes. The Chosen/Honored One and their cult leader boyfriend. That might be a pattern here after all.

Listen. Jason to me simply had an identity crisis, dropped out of private school, messed with his hair and got a bunch of piercings and a full sleeve tattoo and he's living his best life now. He has joined the Big 3 Kids Alt Fashion club and he's making a sparkledog fursona as we speak.

@ alltimelow Sup, fools?

I'm just thinking of Annie losing her first tooth and showing you very proudly at drop off. You notice mattys being a bit weird, so you catch him before he leaves.

Annie just ran into the classroom, leaving just you two chatting on your own, "Sorry if this is overstepping, but you seem a bit off today. is everything okay?" you ask softly, stroking his bicep lightly.

matty gives you a sad but grateful smile and waves off your concerns, "No, it's not overstepping at all, don't worry. Annie losing her tooth has just made me realise she's growing up, you know? it seems like just last week, she was a baby crawling around the studio. or a toddler bashing the drums and dying laughing. just making me feel old"

he laughs it off but you can tell he's feeling really off about it so you slide your hand down and hold his, giving it a squeeze before saying, "I get it, she really is growing up. but I can promise you're not old, I saw one of the other dads talking to their kid about when he was a kid and the tv was black and white, so trust me - you're one of the cool young ones"

matty laughs and squeezes your hand back before walking away, feeling a little bit less emo lol

Annie is also VERY excited about telling everyone and showing them the £5 note that the tooth fairy left her.

(Once you and matty officially get together, you jokingly scold him for giving her too much money, "£5 I didn't think dirty hit had the funds for that," and he just goes "OI! cheeky...""

Recognition

Anyone wanna be MCR mutuals please please please please please please please please please please please please please

When different timelines intertwine and Alt!Rita finds their Retainer on Chikyuu. A shame they don't know that the Morf in this timeline fell for the Moody Overworking Chief Justice constantly in need of naps.

Script:

Alt!Rita: Hey, Morf 💜

Alt!Rita: I've missed you, my cute little Retainer 💜

Morf: *slowly raises pepper spray*

Morf: you have 5 seconds to tell me where Rita is or I will [mofu]-ing blind you.

Alt!Rita: Ara💜 Don't be like that

Morf: get the fck out

Can't believe Sebagrell is real and can't believe they have 3 kids and none of them are fucking normal

Johnnie and Jake ~ The Best Duo. Ever.

Every description about Nico (especially the canon ones) describing him as “cold” can personally fight me. Nico is jaded, yes, and often closed-off and sometimes stand-offish and defensive but he is not "cold”. He cares SO SO SO MUCH about EVERYONE. He loves and cares with his entire heart constantly and that is a core part of his character. He doesn’t often make public shows of his affection but he takes care to be kind when it matters and doesn’t hide that he does care (usually, the only exception really being him being in the closet, but even then he only hid his crush specifically and not the fact that Percy is important to him). He fine with hugging his friends in front of a crowd and will sit with strangers at a campfire just so they’re not alone. I mean, heck, he’s an extrovert! We know this! He actively seeks out people and gets lonely very quickly and easily! If he can’t talk to living people he will chat with the dead! That’s how much he thrives on being social!

The only time Nico has ever been actively “cold” was the couple of months between TTC and BoTL when he was actively mourning Bianca. Nico is not “cold.” He loves so much and he does show it, just in his own way.

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if the timing had been off by even just a little bit-- if he had turned that corner just a few seconds sooner or later-- he probably would have lived. but if he hadn't been going so fast, the timing wouldn't have mattered.

sometimes people seem to think, "i'll be fine. i'm a good driver. i'm good enough that i can do this safely." but some things you can't do safely. it doesn't matter if you're good or not.

if you're going anywhere today, i hope you get there okay. april 13, 1997 - may 11, 2022

If any of y'all motherfuckers skinny-fy Ghost from here on out... I'm gonna eat you.

Law: He is BIG now. If I do not think "Oh lawd he comin." whenever I see fanart or read fic, then let me repeat: I'm gonna eat you.

And it's not just muscle under there! If there isn't any chub, I don't even need to repeat it because humans are fantastic at pattern recognition and you know what I'm gonna say. (Just in case: I will eat you.)

Wiwi supersuit but I swagified it