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fullofcake · 2 years

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*rips you open and looks for cake*

*fucking explodes*

#i dont exist #cake?? no guts #yum yum a rotting corpse #goblincore #im just a simple goblin #goblin vibes #goblin aesthetic #mushroomcore #mosscore #unintelligible goblin noises #ravencore #cryptidcore #bastardcore

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lorenzonuti · 3 months

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scalefeathers · 8 months

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So my Dark Urge playthrough as Zenos yae Galvus is going amazing

#this is absolutely the face Zenos would make upon seeing a gnoll rip its way out of a dying hyena’s guts change my mind #also I had no idea just how much ass this armor shows off when Lae’zel was wearing it #githyanki armorers can’t contain that Garlean cake #ffxiv #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #zenos yae galvus #dark urge #it’s me narrator I’m something #tenevriel peregrine

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mugiwara--ya · 2 years

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let's go home

#one piece #opgraphics #sanlu #one piece fanart #op fanart #monkey d. luffy #sanji #wci #whole cake island #lusan #if you tag this as v/nsmoke i WILL gut you <3 #since every1 asked so nicely...here. have some feels #ive had this sitting on my wip folder for MONTHS and this is as done as its getting i give up i dont wanna look at it anymore jsdkfjaksdf #hope you like it!!#solaris.png

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tummyobsessed · 1 month

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Belly check

I am now on day 7 of constipation.

My lower belly is so tight and heavy but now I'm starting to feel the urge to go. I'm holding it as long as possible so when I do go, it'll be easier

My tummy is bubbly and super active/vocal right now

Here's what my belly looks like rn:

Here's an update of what's in my tummy right now.

3 steaks

1 pot of mashed potato

15 cups of coffee

1 bag of frozen berries

One bowl of Alfredo's pasta

10 cups of tea

12 bags of popcorn

2 cake shakes

1 bottle of sprite

2 bottles of cola

Half a bannana

10 mentos

15 laxatives

2 cups of cooking oil

5 big macs

2 large chips

3 milkshakes (drank another one successfully)

3 bags of sugar free gummies

2 fibre one bars

One bottle of prune juice

3 teaspoons of castor oil

#constipation #laxatives #prune juice #castor oil #coke + mentos #cake shake #sprite + bannana #caffeine intolerant #sugar free gumies #tummy kink #belly kink #upset tummy #tummy ache #bubble guts #belly ache #tummy #upset belly #belly gurgles

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 8 months

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i love cakes filled with sprinkles. i think all cakes should bleed when you stab them

#theyre so fun! you remove a slice and their guts spill out!!#cake insides! sprimkles!!!!#one day i wanna get like... festively colored organ-shaped sprinkles #and fill a cake w/ em.#how do people even do the sprinkle filling....#ive never actually had one though i desperately want to. i wanna stab a cake & have it bleed so badly #ohhhh internal organ sprinkles & sliced strawberries marinated in sugar #strawberry blood.....#it just sounds fun!!#spice up celebrations!#in the unlikely event i am ever attending my own wedding. i would like the big ol cake to have this feature #also if my partner isnt willing to eat an entire tier together with our bare hands then im getting a divorce <3 #what was i talking about. sprinkle cakes. yes #clapping and cheering as the cake's insides spill everywhere #absolutely unprompted #yk i wish i could stand textures where its like 'liquid inside of solid'#bc i would Love those cupcakes filled with like... syrup and shit yk what i mean #bite into a cupcake and have its blood go everywhere. yeah.#man i want cake....#i could probably walk to the store and get myself one. but also do i really want to walk 20 mins there and 20 mins back #no!!! i do not!!#ok if i sit here and daydream vividly enough maybe i can trick my brain into thinking we're actually eating cake #ough to have some nice tasty devils food rn... ohhhh or a black forest cake... coconut... strawberry shortcake... rum...#just discovered that my cat will let me pick her up and scream into her belly like its a pillow #she's a true homie...

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andthebeanstalk · 8 months

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Betty is so relatable I would do the same shit for my wife

#simon petrikov #original #at #the moment where she declares that she's jumping into the future to save him. just pure save-husband impulse #and maybe she made the wrong choice but I felt the emotion in my gut and that's good tragedy baby #I would do the same thing and then be in the future and realize I probably fucked up but also what else could I do but #devote my entire life and sanity to saving her after I have destroyed every other option??#it's not healthy necessarily but a fucking apocalypse happened and her wife is in eternal torment. what else could she possibly do??#I'm just obsessed with the attitude she has towards saving him and how it turns from joyful heroism to unhealthy obsession #I have a much healthier relationship with my wife. but also she's never been driven mad by a magical crowd for a thousand years!#and Betty did it!! y'all can argue about whether Ice King was better than Simon and I think he must make peace with every part of himself #but it is extremely consistent in the original series that being Ice King is basically this existentially horrifying Eternal torture #so the fact that someone who loved him decided they would save him from that at all costs is very sad and very beautiful #beautiful because no one deserves to suffer forever. tragic because she was far to willing to take his place if she had to.#betty grof #fionna and cake #golbetty #golb #*driven mad by a magical crown #you forgot your floaties #edit: upon rewatching every episode with betty in it i will say i don't think i would be so hellbent on murdering the person she had become #betty does act selfishly and it makes her character more compelling #but i like to think if my wife went banana-pants ice-king-level bonkers i would be able to love that version of her too #but who's to say whether this story would be the reason I responded differently?#it's a good story

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dangeroustaintedflawed · 3 months

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just had my birthday party last night <3 can i hear a round of applause for the cake ?!? i did nothing to help bake it except add sprinkles xx

#girlblogger #girlblogging #girlrotting #hell is a teenage girl #wanted blood guts and angel cake did in fact puke it anyways #teen idle #lana del rey #this is what makes us girls #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #girl interupted syndrome

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gluttongoddess · 3 months

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Feel like my belly should be bigger by now but whatever lol

Enjoy my post-drunkenly stuffed bloat😼

#had 5 impossible sliders #woke up hungry af still #growing gut #stuffed belly #bloatedtummy #black feedee #black feedism #nb feedee #gaining weight on purpose #cakes on the menu

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punkrock-hoe · 2 months

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My one true love should be railing me within an inch of life right about now

#but instead I’m fucking up my own guts with this coconut cake #it’s fucking delicious btw #if anyone cares

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herebecritters · 10 months

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TA DAA!

Happy birthday to @ickyguts !!! One of the most wonderful and horrible artists you’ll ever meet! <3

#happy tree friends #htf #htf oc #tA daaa!#screwy made u a birthday cake all by herself!#btw this is their oc screwy who has my whole heart and soul #thank you guts for being an awesome pal #they’ve made me do HORRIBLE things #and I love them for it #go draw one of their ocs cus omg #they are all a hoot 🦉#cw blood #cw gore

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gummy22 · 7 months

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If you don’t mind I’m just gonna spill my guts about Fionna and Cake and how much it means to me, you’ve been warned lol.

To say I’ve been wanting this show for years would be an understatement. I remember watching adventure time as a kid and seeing these guys on trailers for the brand new episode. I remember watching it when it aired on tv. I remember so desperately wanting to see more.

And then the episode with marshal came out. I thought it was the coolest thing ever and loved these interpretations of the characters. Also in general adventure time has inspired me creatively, and I know many artists share the same sentiment. I remember going to a book fair in middle school and immediately begging my mom for a comic with them. (I still have that comic and read it from time to time.) A couple years go by and it’s still my favorite part of adventure time, every time I rewatched a few episodes I found myself going back to these episodes specifically.

I thought it would always just be a wish I would never see get fulfilled. They were just gender-bends of the original characters, they already made adventure time what would be the point of just slapping a new coat of paint on it? Despite accepting my reality it is always something I hope for.

You could not imagine my excitement when I saw the promo for it on Twitter. A series of Fionna and Cake. A series of them. Characters I had loved since I was a kid.

The series had been out for at least a week before me and my partner had time to watch it, and it was as if all the problems I had been dealing with as a young adult were being displayed on screen. I knew I was already attached to these characters, but the beautiful story they had made out of everything got me even more attached. I cried so much, it was like seeing old childhood friends all grown up. It was an answer to problems I thought were hopeless. Without getting too personal my life would have been a whole lot worse if it wasn’t for this series.

I know it’s not going to be everyone’s cup of tea, and with media nobody truly gets the same message or idea. But if I could cram together all the beautiful answers and lessons this show gave me in, it’s that life isn’t perfect and it’s what you make of it. And I know that seems simply or corny, but many people seem to forget that life is not just about your successes or good moments, and if you constantly try to think otherwise you will just be more miserable.

You have every right to be miserable…but you also have every right to get better and try your best at a good life. It’s going to take work, but you will find people there for you, you just have to put your trust into it too. We are all in this together and we are constantly fighting, so why not make this battle a bit easier?

You’re doing great, whoever and where ever you are, just please…don’t give up, there’s a whole life you deserve to live.

#Fionna and cake #emotions #positive rant #adventure time #spilling my guts #I love this show #literally the best thing ever #is this the modern equivalent of having my crops watered with heavy rain after a drought #I hope everyone who worked on this show gets everything they have ever wanted in life #don’t give up #please keep going #you are strong #throw all your emotions into this show too #free therapy #well as free as hbo max lol #watch it #watch it again if you watched it

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padawansuggest · 1 year

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Din: *filming Grogu on his gotcha day*

Grogu: *standing up in his high chair, covered in frog guts and frosting, looking crazed and pleased*

Din: Dang. That good, uh?

Grogu: *nods* patu ‘yuh’

#then he sends it to the aunties and uncles who are so disgusted except Peli lmaooooo #no wait boba isn’t grossed out either he provided the cake recipe he’s super happy with the results #yes there were frog guts in that cake #star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #din djarin #Grogu #the mandalorian #i promise you he down to nothing but shorts so he could Dig Into that cake #he’s def rubbing the frosting into his belly that’s gonna be a 30 min bath lol

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ghcstcd · 6 months

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I understand the people who DC in DBD when they find out the killer is the Clown, now. That's going to be me with the horrible fucking thing that's joined the franchise now.

#I have no issues with the STORY of chucky. I actually like it #my Major Squick just happens to be realistic inanimate object being given hyper realistic human features and or going on a murderous rampag #like stuff like DHMIS? LOVE IT IN CONCEPT. FUCKING INCREDIBLE. but then they do shit like cut open a cake and it's guts #or the irl puppets are now realistically bloody and gorey #I cannot #idk why! But I cannot see it. I can't look at it. Makes me nauseated!#it's like wet bread for some people #that's looking and interacting with shit like chucky is for me #now if it was cartoony and in like a comic book #or more goofy looking #THEN I COULD HANDLE IT #it's just it looking REAL. Like I COULD ENCOUNTER IT #that I have problems

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rainbow-beanie · 8 months

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Just realized that in the beginning of the second episode of fiona and cake, simon put on the song “where everybody knows your name” which is the same song that he sang way back in Simon and marcy in order to try to reign in his sanity, and to not let the crown control him.

“Making your way in the world today… TAKES EVERYTHING YOU GOT! TAKING A BREAK FROM ALL YOUR WORRIES, SURE WOULD HELP A LOT!!”

I’m not okay.

#this show and its continuous gut punches man.#simon petrikov #Fiona and cake #fiona and cake spoilers #simon and marcy

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radicheart · 7 months

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*Knock Knock Knock*

"Oh Alastoooor~ I've tried a new recipe...would you be my taste tester? Nya ha ha ha!!"

This woman does not heed the rut warnings. She walks right into the lion's den with a big'ole grin.

Of all the times to be asking him for taste-testing...she chose now? "This isn't the best time, darling..."

@dont-ever-call-me-baby-doll

#rut tw #dontevercallmebabydoll #( ask )#( ic )#blood guts & chocolate cake (alastor ♡ velvette)#(( He does Not anticipate anything Funny in the recipe-- ))

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