im not sure if ur sim requests are still open buuuutt if they are, can i request twin siblings who are the human embodiments of the femcel, serial experiments lain, neon genesis evagelion, radiohead daughter and crypto bro, soyboy, taxi driver, sigma male son meme. they constantly fight because the sister keeps stealing the brother’s tinder matches on accident and he doesn’t know what he’s doing for them not to like him (he makes a reddit r/slash reference on the first date and when the girl doesn’t understand he pulls out his phone to show her what reddit is). the sister has her own problems tho, she is on the brink of dropping out of college because she slept with one of her professors and they were a thing until she mentioned she hates INTPs and the prof was like “…. i’m an INTP.” and they got into a huge fight and she can’t stomach to sit in their class because they will stare for an uncomfortable amount of seconds at her during the lecture and some students even start to notice because the amount of time is too long for it to be normal. she knows her brother will never shut up about how she dropped out and will force her to listen to the joe rogan podcast to “motivate” her, which is why she hasn’t bit the bullet yet.
(i am so sorry if this is a lot i think i got carried away LMFAOOO)
kieran: self-proclaimed cinephile - longtime r/AITA contributor - contrarian edgelord brother who wants to be patrick bateman soooo bad
lydia: listens to red scare pod "ironically” - speaks with vocal fry - female joker sister who has internalized every 90s rose mcgowan character
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only dressed in these everyday fits
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WHO ― @girlwaiiled
WHEN & WHERE ― feb. 23rd afternoon, lydia & allison's apartment
He could've swore she had a shirt on when she left that morning. Then again, he could've been reeling from the fact that he'd just slept with the love of his life ( which he'd never thought would happen ever again ) to notice what she was wearing. He hardly remembered what day it was at that point. The shirt caught his eye when he was getting dressed after his shower. He was going to go meet Derek who insisted on talking to him about something to do with all the crazy stuff that had been going on around town. Might as well make a detour over to Lydia and Allison's to drop it off before someone found it and asked question.
It wasn't until he was at the door that he realized it had been a couple of months since he'd been there. Also that he may not have thought his plan all the way through. Mostly when he was staring at Lydia Martin and not Allison, twisting a shirt with his mouth half open. ❝Uh― is, um, is Allison here?❞ He held up the shirt after he stuttered a couple more times at the redhead. Not doing much for his image of complete moron at the moment. Nor was it very subtle. ❝I was just going to, uh, um, return her shirt.❞ Shit, Scott, why would you have her shirt? That makes doesn't make sense. You're not supposed to be hanging out together at all, right? ❝That she left, um, before she left―❞ his mouth kept moving trying to make new words come out. ❝I mean, before she went to... away. She, um, left it at my place. Yeah.❞ He nodded, fairly sure he was nailing it despite being the worst liar in history. ❝I thought she might want it back.❞
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Hello! For the "send a character" ask, could I request my favouritest guy Percival Schuttenbach?
Or Lydia van Bredevoort, whichever you are more inclined towards :0
percival
send me a character and i will tell you my:
first impression
didn't care at first. you see from this long post that that changed
impression now
i find him utterly relatable... his excitement about metallurgy is just so special to me... and this bit, when he's too obsessed with admiring the technology that it doesn't register to him that he's being offered a drink for recreation, rather than being asked a question about how something works:
‘Moonshine,’ Zoltan corrected him gently. ‘And what moonshine! Try some, Percival.’
‘But I’m not an expert in organic chemistry,’ the gnome answered absentmindedly, examining the details of the alchemical furnace’s construction. ‘It’s doubtful I would be familiar with the ingredients…’
favorite moment
it's a tie... my first-favorite moment is when percival and zoltan are showing sihill to geralt, and percival just keeps getting so excited about the technology behind the blade:
‘(...) my sihil’s blade was forged from a refined alloy containing graphite and borax…’
‘It’s a modern technique!’ Percival burst out, a little excited, since the conversation was moving inevitably towards his field of expertise. ‘The blade’s construction and composition, numerous laminates in its soft core, edged with hard–not soft–steel…’
‘Take it easy,’ the dwarf said, reining him in. ‘You won’t make a metallurgist out of him, Schuttenbach, so don’t bore him with details.
my second-favorite moment is when they're all freaking out about the alleged witch-girl allegedly cooking her cat in a stew, and percival points out that the cat is sitting right there... and he specifically points out the cat, using his own vocabulary:
‘It’s a shame about that cat,’ Percival Schuttenbach suddenly said in a loud voice. ‘It was a fine beast, sleek and fat. Fur shining like anthracite, eyes like two chrysoberyls, long whiskers, and a tail as thick as a mechanical’s tool! Everything you could want in a cat. He must have caught plenty of mice!’
The peasants fell silent.
‘And how would you know, Master Gnome?’ someone asked. ‘How do you know what the cat looked like?’
Percival Schuttenbach cleared his nose and wiped his fingers on a trouser leg.
‘Because he’s sitting over there on a cart. Right behind you.’
The peasants all turned around at once, muttering as they observed the cat sitting on a pile of bundles. The cat, meanwhile, utterly unconcerned about being the centre of attention, stuck a hind leg up in the air and got down to licking his rump.
idea for a story
i want to know about him and the grail... that was a fun joke from sapkowski, pointing out his namesake, but i want to know about this...
‘A cup…’ Percival Schuttenbach jabbered. ‘A goblet, I mean… Carved from a single piece of milk opal… This big. I found it on the summit of Montsalvat. Its rim was set with jasper and the base was of gold. A sheer marvel…’
‘Don’t give him any more spirits,’ Zoltan Chivay said.
‘Hold on, hold on,’ Dandelion said, becoming interested, also slurring his words somewhat. ‘What happened to that legendary goblet?’
‘I exchanged it for a mule. I needed a mule, in order to transport a load… Corundum and crystalline carbon. I had… Err… Lots of it… Hic… A load, I mean, a heavy load, couldn’t have moved it without a mule… Why the hell did I need that goblet?’
unpopular opinion
it's easier to avoid antisemitic caricatures when drawing gnomes than people think... though this is a complaint i've had for-just-about-ever, that artists need to be more aware of racial/ethnic caricatures so they don't replicate them in their work
another unpopular opinion maybe since i've seen no one's opinion on this yet, but i hate his voice in the chrzest ognia audiodrama, oh my lord...
favorite relationship
asides from his friendship with zoltan, i think his potential friendship with regis would be really fun. my intense special interest-having guysss... my mule-owning guys... nerds <3
another favorite moment, between them:
At the sight of the stove Percival Schuttenbach first stared goggle-eyed, then gaped, and finally sighed and leapt up in the air.
‘Ho, ho, ho!’ he called, unable to conceal his delight. ‘What do I see? That’s an absolutely authentic athanor coupled to an alembic! Equipped with a rectifying column and a copper condenser! A beautiful apparatus! Did you build it yourself, master barber-surgeon?’
‘Indeed,’ Emiel Regis admitted modestly. ‘My work involves producing elixirs, so I have to distil (...)’
favorite headcanon
ern's design for him is the bestest and most supreme in my opinion
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lydia
send me a character and i will tell you my:
first impression
also didn't care at first. and you see again from this long post that that also changed
impression now
i already wrote a little bit on how lydia and rience are the "as above, so below" between vilgefortz's reveal as antagonist, but:
i think lydia's relationship with vilgefortz and the way he treated her was the first sign, actually a bigger sign than more 'obvious' things like his repeated phrases, research of the elder blood, and attempted tracking of yennefer..., the first and biggest sign that vilgefortz was a bad, bad person.
his way of treating lydia is to use her as a tool, an assistant who will serve him blindly and literally not say a word against him. in other words, total control.
‘Have you ever wondered what happened when Bekker forced the water to gush from the rock? It’s generally put very simply: Bekker tamed the Power. He forced the element to be obedient. He subdued nature; controlled it . . . What is your relationship to women, Geralt?’
‘I beg your pardon?’
Lydia van Bredevoort turned with a whisper of silk and froze in anticipation. Geralt saw she was holding a wrapped-up painting under one arm. He had no idea where the picture had come from, since Lydia had been empty-handed a moment before. The amulet around his neck vibrated faintly. Vilgefortz smiled.
‘I enquired,’ he repeated, ‘as to your views concerning the relationship between men and women.’
‘Regarding what respect of that relationship?’
‘Can obedience, in your opinion, be forced upon women? I’m talking about real women, of course, not just the female of the species. Can a real woman be controlled? Overcome? Made to surrender to your will? And if so, how? Answer me.’
the way it is introduced all makes sense, then:
Everyone knew that Lydia van Bredevoort was in love with Vilgefortz of Roggeveen, that she had loved him for years with a silent, relentless and stubborn love. The wizard, it is to be understood, also knew about this but pretended not to. Lydia made it easier for him by never betraying her feelings to him – she never took the slightest step or made the slightest gesture, transmitted no sign by thought and, even if she could speak, would never have said a word. She was too proud. Vilgefortz, too, did nothing because he did not love Lydia. He could, of course, simply have have made her his lover, tied her to him even more strongly and, who knows, maybe even made her happy. There were those who advised him to do so. But Vilgefortz did not. He was too proud and too much a man of principle. The situation, therefore, was hopeless but stable, and this patently satisfied them both.
vilgefortz knew she was too proud to ever say anything, so he used her love for him to control her.
favorite moment
we don't see it happen, but the attack and then suicide she commits to buy time for vilgefortz is the most tragic thing...
‘How did it happen, Radcliffe?’ asked Triss, withdrawing her hand from the gilded haft of the dagger which was embedded beneath Lydia’s sternum. ‘How could it have happened? This was supposed to be bloodless!’
‘She attacked us,’ muttered the sorcerer and lowered his head. ‘She attacked us as Vilgefortz was being escorted out. There was a scuffle . . . I have no idea . . . It’s her own dagger.’
idea for a story
the way she lost her face...
Four years ago, on Vilgefortz’s – her master’s – recommendation, Lydia had taken part in experiments concerning the properties of an artefact found amongst the excavations of an ancient necropolis. The artefact turned out to be cursed. It activated only once. Of the five wizards taking part in the experiment, three died on the spot. The fourth lost his eyes, both hands and went mad. Lydia escaped with burns, a mangled jaw and a mutation of the larynx and throat (...)
i'd like to explore how vilgefortz manipulated her while she was recovering, espousing (manufactured?) grief and regret, enough to keep her feeling that he cares for her...
unpopular opinion
sometimes characters are just devices to show something about another character. this is the case with lydia and vilgefortz.
favorite relationship
tissaia and lydia's friendship...
Lydia van Bredevoort, delicately conjuring up a tiny flame between her thumb and index finger, lit the candles in the candelabras. Tissaia saw traces of oil paint on her hand. She filed it in her memory so later, after supper, she could ask the young enchantress to show her her latest work. Lydia was a talented artist.
favorite headcanon
lydia was intelligent enough to guess what vilgefortz had planned. she knew, in the back of her mind, how wicked he was, she had figured it out. but was too loyal to him to reveal anything.
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