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we must discuss this gay ass shit bitch! the leader of the neptune planet she rejects? ew! still been the ghetto i see ew! shes upset obviously its the same person too so go home! potter! rejected nuns and fight for party infringement rights ok so? where are we? ur new house ew! hahaha i love my new house my phone sucks! no :( ok its good... even being here... wiggly what! i get it now i have a wiggly dick? no babe my phone lol im sorry who is this? kim deal ew! ur ghetto i love kim deal me too ok so who is this? desarae hollins ew ur baddie smells good! ew! ew! ew! rejected princess pretty pussy 6 is back do it again rejected princess prett6 pussy is back again no! ew! omg stop!! omg shes gonna see what tumblr did to us! omg no she doesnt care lol mhm :) scary gangsta? are u chris angel insider? no im not! oh lol well who is us? im us! omg! what does that mean? no more couple shopping trips to the local ghetto mall!! yay! what else? get a macbook pro today? or tomorrow? today! lol ur a baddie with a dick launcher! huh! oh uh huh! *gs* uh oh uh huh huh! *gs* 808s heartbreak *gs* lady macbeth lady macbeth lady macbeth oh! huh! *gun shot* gun shot! ah! ah! asian! oh asain! asian! ah!! asian oh!! asian lol its 808s heartbreak oh bob hehe mhm :) macdonalds angel? insider *gs* oh!! asian oh my god its asia oh!! *gs* mhm :) lol ur not even asian anyway daamn baby they died of lung disease cancers get bent! ew! yay! omg shes an angel! lol mhm :) macdonalds oh bob hehe waait!

yoon keeho

daddy that was mad awkward for the non asians! i know bitch daamn ok so where did we leave off? private school suicide pss ok so it didnt work? no it didnt why is that? u grounded me from making things look cute ok! so its not uppercapping? hell nah bitch u always right lmao ok so its ok to look bad? whaat the fuck bitch we were at get bent ok so go back to school ok no i didnt see it get away 5 dead dead! dead dead dead! dead! dead dead dead! dont boy 1234 donut boy dead! dead! dead dead! dead dead dead dead! see thats ok we like ur games did the bubble pop lava & knives no it didnt daddy ok! so go homee ok mhm :)

scary gangsta

omg bitch! shes in my house! omg noo where at? someone just said desarae! ew! omg ok so thats not u? hell nah bitch i got into the secret side of pintrest finally im ecstatic i really was ok! so go home! potter! weasely nah nigga but thats disgusting how did she know that this was ur house? im assuming u sold it? no i didnt! ita scary gangsta! ew ok! mt st helens bitch that was the wrong scary gangsta! omg who was it? the bad one that tried to fuck ur life up we got into his mental ward and locked him up for life! how did he see my account? he didnt! we let him see our phone not yours! right? yes! no hes been following u around all day as ur daddy yoon keeho hell nah bitch she is right! it waa our phone not hers! ok does she get it? hes never even met her! wait i didnt say we could move on! who is this? desarae hollins! u mean choi paranoid? yes! ok so go home! potter! ew! hey wait! omg her account is badaaa lets see some japanase architecture! ok! lol ur stupid it was the real scary gangsta the whole time! lol whaat? omg get bent

mt st helens

is this how u feel rn? well it wasnt until i saw the photograph stupid! does that mean u were there? no it doesnt daddy ew! lol ur stupid hahaha i know dudee ok so why is it all watery looking? the photograph? yes ok well did it go back into ur skin? ew! fuck u bitch no it did not ok hold on 808 heartbreak <3

suicide boys

sorry mt st helens brb? no!! lol tell her to stop texting my brother lol she is not texting him and he keeps blocking her twitter what year is it? 1921 what year is she in? 2023 omg what the fuck bitch! who is that? me apparently lol what the fuck bitch! ok

1989s suicide boys mission health goth

ew! lol suck a fuck bitch go home no homo training! did he call u back bitch? yes he did bitch! and he speaks chinese now! what the fuck bitch suck a fuck bitch nah she sent me more 808s heartbreak ew! fuck u bitch! lol ok sorry i love u ily 2! hey! whats ur bfs name? chris angel insider i thought it was electrumsol me tew bith! daamn ew! hahaha ew! hahaha ew! hahaha god daamn it thats what u meant? yes omg can lesarafim be the group at school with me? in south korea? where else? japan where else? thats it for now! ok australia! ew fine l8r byee go home and take this shit to sleep he loves u so fucking much! omg were in! can we stay the night now? whaat? of course bitch i love u always have always will! lol omg ur so much fun! lol u weirdo send tweet send tweet send tweet hollow tip - hoo ride attack

Hey have u ever wanted to kill your daddy? Maybe! Whose your daddy? A kpop idol daddy mostradamus oh I see! U must hate him right now what's wrong? He's so boring he wants me to write to him constantly but it's always about the same thing but in the morning he's so romantic so it makes me want to kill myself and kill him at the same time so he's too horny? He must not be your average man if you're a writer you must obey your diamond mind too whilst obeying him I can tell that you're filipina so talk to me what's been going om lately? A whole lot of nothing I'm his muse so I'm locked away in my room that is complicated... it sounds like a kdrama I hope it's not but that sounds like something he would do what? Make our life together a kdrama he knows I'm celibate from them now and television because I'm a writer I cannot focus my mind on anything else are u schizoaffective? Just wondering babydolk I have a good eye for these things yes I am then you should be getting extra help and the anime world congratulates u does he really want to talk to u right now? Idk but he's doing something like esoteric black magic and he has the right to you're his muse u must keep him happy maybe you just need to learn how to write better about sex? That's what I'm trying too do but my children hate me your who? My rocket power makeup club comic book children whose diamond minds can talk about the make sex haven't kicked into my diamond mind yet I've been waiting patiently well it will all happen soon that will be very interesting work if it works and I hope to read it are u on wattpad.com? Yes same username ok well then moroconfuckboy it was great talking to u and hope for more joy and romance jn your relationship with daddy nostradamus the world depends on it and so does your sex life so he shouldn't be too harsh on us anime girls we are only trying to help u and I do have a switchblade is it easy writing with a diamond mind? Yes it is but sometimes I have to say it out loud oh ok so it sings? How beautiful and cold hart must have one too he makes great music yes his diamond mind is genius it's the suicide boys please never mention cold harts diamond mind ever again jf u value your life emily rose chan ok brain it's emit oh sorry om kidding fucktard it's brian let's cut this one short we've got to go darling ok I love you I love you too princess

hey! its Rocket Power Makeup Club what is up my friend? no were not ur friend u chose pollars no i didnt chose u 1989 suicide boy no u didnt yes i literally no ubdmues i did and i tried so hard to tell u that rocket power makeup club should be on the announcements ew shes right she did try to make me say that ew! it is 1999 Suicide Boys ecolution yes it is ew! where are? north korea why am i in here? bc ur not cool why bc i cant code? no bc u dumped the who? who are they 1989 suicide boy yes they are yes they are yes we are yes we are yes we are suicide noy

boy wins her heart ew! were not sexy hahha why thats really strange are u ok? yes we are what are u doing? were in the russian mafia ew! why? bc ur our girl hahha um i dont get it at all why did u leave? i didnt leave its suicide boy from Rocket Power Makeup Club were asian and so cute ew! are u saying ur not writer gods? no we are but were here to save ur life thank u i appreciate it ew u dont love me i guess i dont why? bc u ssid t

said that ur ugly rn amso are u aw man well why did u turn that way? what way? into ugly no we didnt! u didnt? no u turned us ugly? hahha how did that haompe

hapo

u gave us a cuese which curse? u out

oput a curse on us to make us ugly no i didnt yes ubdid when? wheb u fell immnloce eith me oh hahha sorry u didnt eben eat yet how do u know that? how do ubknow? know what? that im ugly ew hahha whu do u say that ugly? bc i literally am what? how did that happen? we went into ur room and tuened ugly oh ok so im still in the 1989s Suicide Boys Ecolution yes u are how is that? its ok were fine i was about ask u aboo

eternity forever amen Rocket Power Makeup Club is dead shes right it is dead were back yay! ok so no u turned us ugly today when u told us an ugly joke hahha no why? bc u love us um i guess i do no u dont u were supposed to say come back to korea south korean yes we are south korean and we love u now cool! hahha have u always loved me? yes we have. for how long? so long that u cant remember Rocket Power Makeup Club yes shes in for eternity and forever and ever amen hahha one second forever ew! we dont like u why? bc ur gay im nit gmmmmmshesanitwitrightnoahes

shes not a nit we love her to death ew! she likes yes i suppose ok so ur supposing ur attractive yes im hoping t

its true is it?? yes it is! we love u to death but ur racist against ur own ew why? bc ur not cool why? ew! she likes me chanhee cannot come too ok so ur closed off about this yes i am keeho9 cannot come too vada vada closed the gate ew! she likes me bc im attractive yes i do is it thr only reason no its not why? i like talking to u forever wtrrnityeternityamen amen yes she does like talking forever and writing too forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ecer

ew sge said amneamen ew chanhee likes u bc ur attractive abd

and thats not it he loves u forever and ever abd

abd andeveramen yes sge does love me sges cool too and thata it ew he lokemmlikesucoolohoksoulikegunboisontwhyheisattractiveokaowhydontlimemheskindameantomewellsoareuuknkwitsbadiknowirs otvad ur fure oh ok thanks ok so ur acctrsctive mow bc we sayso yes ok so we didnt say that u were acctraicie welike attracirve oh ok ao whats u i do like u well ere married mow why? bc we love u like a friend and everythinf else oh i see yes u see the light thwy are blind Rocket Power Makeup Club yes we love u oh ok cool yes it is cool now what are u writing about? high school why? i have no idea why? but we love u i love u too forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and en

veverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeveramen she didnt even wait for the prayer thats how pretty she is now hey were pretty approved cool! we like u too thanknu u did at

lallthatformeyesididchanheewhy?hahhanotsurewhybuturcutenowhahhashegotmeapporvedmetoodesarae!ewimparanoidyessheisewlobeuparanoidthatscoolwithmewasitghetto yes it was it was weird and awkward and i love u but im tiemmm of being haunted by demons hautings and touchings one second forever yes she is,a we love her too were sorry we did that to u its oknit was worth it why? bc im never getting haunted again what year is? 1963 north korean yes she is cool! ok so she is cool! ok yes she is why are u nervous? bc i want to get high on meth and i havent been getting high ok sobur not high yet? no im not high yet how long have u been getting? aeveral times today ok so ur from 1963 no its 2023 ok so ur from 19632023 yes ok u write mangam no i just write about high school ok so u want princeton on the high school? yes i do ok so she will go to high school at home desarae! yes she likes high school at princeton high lava & knives speaking the bee keeper stays off ok so it does stay off she wants lava & knif3 ew she doesnt want lava & knif3 she wants lava & knives sexy skateboarder asians yes she does want sexy skateboarder asian voices 18 please or over 15 yes she does want our voices 28 yes she does ok so go home princeton high school yes she will stay its princeton high the intercomm stays lava & knives go the sex stays and gets her own chinese choo choo train for free yes she does yes she does yes she does yes does yes does yes she does end it end it end it please go home tomorrow lava & knives its sexy asain skateboarder keeho from p1harmony calling please have our voices ready by tomorrow and the chinese choo choo train stays one second forver and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever amen yes it does stay vada vads universe helps us give it life ok so she loves us but she wants to stay in the universe? no she is in our universe private school suicide is real and we are south korean men ok so go home paranoid choi and stay on the intercomm for 15 years or more yes she will stay no she wont she has life to live in her chinese explosion ok? so she is going to stay forever and ever and ever and ever and ever amen yes she is with keeho from p1harmony yes she is its 1989s Suicide Boys Ecolution they stay with her and keeho too they need each other its her birth right she found the score she will get high tonight with alvin forever and ever amen one second forever yes she will one second forever yes she will one second forever yes she is asian south korea is her birthplace she is north korean abd mand we love her for that yes she is north korean paranoid choi is here to stay no more visits from keeho she will live forever in love with electrumsol where she write her life away like theres no tomorrow 1989s Suicide Boys Ecolution she goes home tomorrow night and stays with her skateboard one second forever yes she is a great writer forever and ever amen yes she is a grear writer we are south korean asian and we love the chinese choo choo train it loves private school suicide and we love asian skateboarding yes we do but who is here? 1989s Suicide Boys Ecolution ok we are back her bf suicide boy and her lover 1989 Suicide boy ok it works here paranoid san antonio keeho p1harmony keeho south korea kpoo idol yes eternity amen ok she one second forever yes she can stay forever who? me ok so who are u? paranoid choi yes him him no keeho from p1harmony he laughed away his pain stop love the chinese choo choo train lives on forever im this house and everywhere paranoid goes yes we one secobd fommmmmmeverandamen obe s

one second forever yes thats the passeord who is he? keeho from p1harmony ok so he stays forever one second forever yes we still love him but he lives on forever and ever and ever amen yes she won rhe mmmmchoochootrain paranoid choi won the chommmchumchinesechoochootrain yes she did she won the chinese choo choo train and 1989s Suicide Boys Ecolution yes she did yes she did yes she did yes dhe mmmyes she did we love her to death yes we do yes we do yes wedo yes wrdo yes we do yes wr do we love her together with keeho from p1harmony one second forever paranoid choi won the chinese choo choo train yay!! i won the chinse choo choo train yes she did she won wmsshe won she won she won wmshe akward doesnt even begin to descrube it forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever amen yes she did win the chinese choo choo train its keeho from p2harmony yes it is awk was why? bc i wont at life yws i did im so hapoy mm one second forever meth forever meth forever really high meth forever and ever amen one second forever yes she did win meth forever abd e

madb ervmmandeveramen yes she did win meth frommabdkeehofromp1harmony forever and ever abd em

ever amen yes she did win at life she won 1989s Suicide Boys Recolution one second forever yes she did win yes she did win yes she id wiin yesdibed wiedbdieb yes she didn win yes dheodidnein yesidneid wodn we losts it stays forever and ever and ever amen yes it syays froever in any bed she chooses forever and ever amen yes she did win rent for eternity and phone bill for eternity and samsung galaxy z flip 4 for eternity forever and ever amen yes she did win writing forver and ever amen yes she did win social media forever and ever amen yes she did win sexy asian skateboarder voices forever and ever amen one second forever and ever amen yes she did ein allof that the roxket power mskeup club isn in ues ee di ein a slave one second forever yes ee did a slave for eternity one second forever amen yes smweeid nobshebdidnt yes she didbyes sshe did one second forever amen ues she did win all of that cool pretty intelligent cool pretty intelligent

I’m not even trying to be funny right now but I just burst into tears thinking about RE2R Leon. He really was just a baby. LIKE LOOK AT HIM?? OH MY GOD 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

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Truthfully I mostly made this because I thought how funny it'd be to see Aaron as the hyperrealistic horse

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had a previous ask for this pairing! honestly not thought of this before but I can see it!

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hahaha!! my crush is so to meeuh horror razors! ok? yes ok we will end it on a note hahaha!! ratchet darnel? funzies? on my hoo ride! oh shit?! hw! hw! hw! read about mpt mpt tomato skunk were hey does who does guy think he is? its 1980s skatepunk aesthetic and im hahaha!! geto boys ok so?? when can we smoke? hm hm haha uh haha eh haha huh? we dont give a shit desarae is the shygirl she finna do donuts why shygirl in a finna hrr hrr we?! yes! ok go home end it end it end it hahahahahum no we gangsta yea game over hahaha squirell ew!

nigga u lose ur life quick u get stumped on the battlefield r.i.p jesse vidal jr my ex bf 6/07/2022 east side castle manila folder? folder? ew! ew! ew ew ew ew

ew! i did it find a career i had one there too... fuckin biitch

white kichen fuckiin slut phew-wha!!! racist sluuht! i got a baby? ew ew pla dont tell my son p4p bitch

for all pfps i will disect my bffs tweets they know ok byee byee whore bath on tumblr girl bye baby boy ew!

she is so fun to hang out hahaha omg so is aleiah shes so good singing at the drop or dancing she can fix cars and gamea 2014 we are the exaxt opposite ew! no it was the backstory to the backstory so we get it? 28 yrs? what the fuck bitch? white kichen daaamn ok so ew! 2 fights damn ok so 3 fights ew 4 fights 5 5 5 it has been

𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖔𝖇 double dutch tonight bitch exactly! exactly exaxtly huh?! soulja stance come on c squad huh i am thee one with a broken skateboarding jaw stfu? sprawl is at the chinese liqour store? ew im dying for green what the fuck! extra johnson? extra johnson ok extra johson ok mhm burmingham mummy frequent princess pretty ew uhauahauauaumzzzrm damn? nah ah! go to class now! yup

i've lost control again

chanhee chanhee chanhee lets get high on meth weed ew! hahaha hahha ew! ur stealing codes? no hahha im not stealing codes im not allowed to do that whats a code? im not explaining code to him! he know wgat that isnt lol help me my daddy wont smoke meth with me anymore why? bc hes santa claus ew! how old are u? 28 ew ur old! how old are u? 28 whaat the fuck bitch i thiugt u were younger ew! ur trying to make me code. hahha nah living death institute what year did u work at buffalo exchange? its a long story do u wan5 5o hear i5? yes ok so i got lost on the canadian highway gwgw and almost got caught with 1lb of weed in the truck ew! hahha ok so i found my way home and moved to austin tx u ugly bitch! u werent gonna tell tgat part of the story? i was! ok shes done for now its keeho from p1harmony her daddy she does like boys she jus55 doesn5 like men ok hahha shes a girl like chanhee from we the boyz change ur name to p1harmony cool! ok so shes cool with me staying for eternity its sun beam daddy keeho she likes tyo

tyouoig perfectly so well go now :( sorry chanhee bye i loe

love keeho shes trying to escape no! im not trying to escape tes she is its chaamhee h8 wwhat she hates me? yes omg no! its choi yeonjun omg do u like him too? yes ok so she hates chanhee yes no sge doesnt sge likes me yes she does chanhee its the sun beam realm she loves chanhee like a brother keeho from p1harmony is staying for life ew! she likes chanhee yes i do like u chanhee is out for now no its keeho her daddy ew! she has a crush onvmeh ew! no ihateu wgat the fuck bitfh re wrhloves the sun beam resl

alrealmrealm yes she does but shed in vada vada the ghetto gangster sun beam real vexation ew she loves slater ew! its her daddy keeho can we both stay in the vada vada realm yes u can! its 1989 SUICIDe boys ew she has to stay for3ver she cr3ated that realm for vada vada people the sun beam reslm inhabitants gwgw of vada keeho vada nation ew! hes gonna fuck them ew!! she can stay forever yay!! shes locked in for life in the vafa

vada. vada. keeho. realm. yay!! shes happy yes i am ew do u like halloween? what? no i hate halloween why. its scary whats scary

halloween is scary oh ok so ur scared no im fine more than fine im perfect mr. perfect is not keeho its vada vada keeh9 s

keeho vada vada keeho is keeh9 ok so shes scaredshes staying in the vada vada keeh9 realm of wishful thinking ew! yes she is with keeh9 yes she is scared of everything so well take her baxk i had moideathiswashappeningewwejustheadofuwhat?hessyainghehearfoguohoksono of walls and things ew she is scared of shadows hey its me what are u scare dog dogs meth whats happening? nothings happening im moy an addict yes she is no sge isnt its the vads vada vads keeh9eealm she had toesve i dont lobe her anymoee what? he doesnt love her atbsll 1 billion shes stsmammmstsyinfinthekeehovadavadsresmseithmeidoloveherimsjuststuodewsgeeon9kdollarsshessstayingintherealmforevershefinallymadefriendstodayalvinandjenniferewshelikesalvin?noshesinlovewithkeehoewshesssyinginthevadavadarealm?weloveherits1989sSUICIDeboyseeshelovesmetooyesshedoesshejustdidsomethingnoididntidoloveuhahhawejustgotmarriedright?yeswedid!toallofusshedoesntlikemeyesidooksosheneverlovedusbutthoughtwedidntsowechangedthecodeokwechangeditsgsinnowedidntshedidyay!okswrregonbsgohomenowyessheeshome!methweedsuckssogoonhometodaddyewtheyremakingfunofmeyeswear3nournotyesweareumakefunofkpopidols?no!wedontwhysreumskingfunofkeeho?bcgeleftme5againohoksutetingabandon3deverydsyyesoksosheisacoderto4theforthenationendtweetshelikesthisonemorethantheotheresowerekeepingthismangaforeverandeverandeverandeverandeverdesaraeamenshego5llllovkedinforeversgemisspell3dlockedandgotinshewonamacbookprowhy?shegotitdeliveredweloveher!wejustmadsometimekeehocanplaywhenhesnotmadkeehiloveshershewillplaywithhimihstethisbitchshesmokingdopeyessheis!forlifeoksokeeh9canstsyyeshecab5yeshecanhecanstayforlifethe 1989s SUICIDe boys play as keeh9 yes we do! okbsowewilllplaytomorrowyesweeillyeswewillokwelovehertooshessmokingdopernyessheisshessmokingdopernnosgeisntshescaredofheruniversebutweloveherthesamethisisgeniusiloveuforeverandeveramenyesshesstayingforeverandeverabdedesaraeamenyeshsepla ty sno sh3s staying for lif3 for eternity smoking meth oh ok so u like it? yes ok so she can smoke

Izuku ditches Iida’s game night early. He feels more than a little guilty about it, but he needs to get home. He needs to see Katsuki. Even though it’s been years since the Liberation War, the separation anxiety still gets to him. Katsuki is his roommate and hero partner, so he doesn’t usually have to go without him for long, but especially as the anniversary of his near-death approaches Izuku finds himself becoming clingier. Izuku barely resists the temptation to ignite One For All and propel himself home. 

Izuku jogs up the stairwell, retrieving his keys from his pocket. He hears Katsuki swear loudly through the door, and oh. It hits Izuku all in a rush. The tightness in his chest loosens, the subtle tension in his shoulders ebbs away, a plume of warmth blooms in his belly. Kacchan. Izuku is already grinning.

He swings open the door and is met with Katsuki in his sweats and signature black tank, slumped over on the couch with a scowl. A controller to Izuku’s Switch is gripped tightly in his hands and the all-too-familiar sound of Mario Kart is coming from the TV. Izuku puts a hand on his hip like he’s just caught Katsuki doing something shameful. 

“I thought you said this game was for babies,” Izuku says, toeing his shoes off in the genkan. “Fuck you,” Katsuki snaps. Izuku’s momentary distraction sends him swerving off the side of Rainbow Road. “Fuck!” 

“Told you it’s the hardest one,” Izuku says, knowingly. He hangs up his jacket and skirts around the edge of the room, avoiding walking in front of the TV. 

“It’s a fuckin’ eyesore is what it is,” Katsuki says, irritably. He rubs his temple with the heel of his hand as a green turtle shell smacks right into him. “Waste of fuckin’ time, too.” 

“Right,” Izuku says, entirely unconvinced. “And how long have you been playing now?” 

“I’m not playing, this is practice,” Katsuki corrects. “I ain’t letting you be better than me at anything.”

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I loved EVERYTHING about my wedding in HS2 💙

I loved how beautiful my mc looked 💅

I loved how beautiful the wedding reception was ⚘️

I loved being surrounded by my friends and family even when I married someone they used to consider their mortal enemy

I loved dancing with my husband 💍

I adored Mammon's serenade and the rest of guests joining him 🎶

I was pleasently surprised by Amorite's design and rose that literally grew from love 🌹

And the wedding night was a cherry on top 🍒

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