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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
#guy who is getting out of work at 1pm!!!! 📢#tomorrow is my last day but u have loved this job. i love to leave.#trb.txt#i* have
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If we really wanted to fight climate change we give lesbians more paid time off and free train tickets so they can see long distance partners without using an airplanes
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Just me up at 2am wondering how many times Joel replays that wedding hotel room night in his head 🤔
warnings: breeding kink, pregnancy, m masturbation, desperately horny joel
word count: ~600 words
i think he thinks about that entire night and wonders what the fuck even happened there. the way the world tilted ever so slightly the moment he pulled open his front door and saw her on his porch – sunlight twinkling from her earrings, satin draped over her breasts in pale waves; the shameless flirting under the cover of rosé wine and beer, string bulbs and rainbow disco lights.
i mean, one minute he’s waving his newspaper at her like a grumpy old man, counting down the seconds until she’s skipping back over to her own fucking porch – the next he’s caging her against the bed in her hotel room, thinking if he doesn’t fuck her here n now, he might tear the entire place apart.
between the wedding and three weeks later? yeah, he might think about it – just a little.
might think about her dress, the shape of her body beneath it. the way it fell from her hips – just slipped down over her curves and pooled at her feet like venus emerging from the ocean. might think about her naked body: how, until that night, he’d only ever wondered about it – stealing sideways glances over the fence at her little shorts and tight vest tops. but now…now, he knows what she looks like. he’s seen her undress for him.
and i bet he thinks about her soft gasp when he first pushed inside, after she finally caught her breath again; feeling the size of him inside her, how he knew she didn’t expect him to be so big and so fucking hard for her. how much he had to focus on not coming within five thrusts, she was so fucking tight.
bet he thinks about it in the shower, one hand against the tiled wall, the other jacking himself furiously. mouthing the words he whispered in her ear as their bodies rocked together: how good she is for him, how pretty she looks all full of his cock. bet he still hears the echo of her moans, the sweet little laughs lilting from her lips.
and when he finds out she’s pregnant? shit.
when he’s watching the evidence of what they did grow right before his eyes? her body blooming: stomach swelling, breasts growing, her cheeks plumping and her skin glowing? knows that he’s the one who changed her forever? knows that it’s his baby she’s growing?
sure. he probably thinks about that part a normal amount, too.
and i bet he thinks about how he shouldn’t be thinking about it. about her.
not when he’s sure she wouldn’t look at him ever again, if not for their parallel driveways and the parallel lines on that pregnancy test. not when he’s trying to act his fucking age, date someone actually appropriate for a forty-eight-year-old with backache and still two decades off retirement.
but it makes it worse – the fact he shouldn’t be doing it. shouldn’t be relieving the heavy weight between his legs in the morning with the memory of her lips closing around his fingers, playing on a reel behind his eyelids.
shouldn’t be staring into space while he’s driving, hearing her giggles once they’d finished; feeling her nails as she drew shapes on his sweat-sticky chest. shouldn’t be thinking about her wandering around with his baby inside of her; her body growing ‘n changing all ‘cause of what they did together.
he shouldn’t be. he shouldn’t he shouldn’t he shouldn’t but jesus, he is. you fucking know he is.
dear reader, joel has absolutely wrecked the tape, the number of times he’s replayed that night. the vhs player is smoking.
#thank you for putting thoughts in my head and distracting me for the afternoon#i got zero work done from 1pm onwards :-)#chats w max#anon#sweet child o' mine#tw pregnancy
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1 a.m. (Winter)
Kenta Nagata
Animal Forest / Animal Crossing (Nintendo, 2001 / 2002) Soundtrack
#animal crossing#animal forest#nintendo#nintendo gamecube#gamecube#nintendo 64#NGC#GC#N64#winter#snow#kenta nagata#1pm#game soundtrack#2000s#life simulator#AC#population growing
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He’s either a sorcerer who lives in New York, or a librarian who lives in Nepal.
She-Hulk: Attorney at Law S01E03: The People vs. Emil Blonsky
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what's the point of having absolutely insane life changing cinematic quality dreams if i never remember them. i'll wake up like "damn that was crazy" "what was" "...i forgor 💀"
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GOOD MORNING🤝‼️
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Giving rewards or punishments over who’s right and who’s wrong is not how I work.
KANG KIYOUNG AS JUNG MYEONGSEOK IN SEASON 1 OF EXTRAORDINARY ATTORNEY WOO (2022 –; present)
#ebichu_yelling_baby_ur_my_ANGELLL.jpeg#extraordinary attorney woo#kdramaedit#eawedit#jung myeong seok#jung myeongseok#kang ki young#kang kiyoung#gifs#by 1pm
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good morning 🌅
(v much inspired by this art by @faerieleavesandsticks !)
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Oooo more sketches of our big bad alpha with a big bad attitude? Yes yes yes yes-
#*wakes up at 1pm*#hmmmmmm zzz#y’all were right I am also obsessed with the hair up look#I really liked the idea someone had of David wearing Gabes dog tags#if u know who I’m talking about pls tag em I love the idea#I promise I am also working on Milo#fen art#fen redacted art#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redacted david#david shaw#redacted fanart
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im gonna be drawing gem tomorrow on stream cuz of this hat
if u care
#gonna be live 1pm EST#come watch me cry live on twitch while i try and figure out what underwater scenes look like#geminitay
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clayfellows dot com: there's fellows there
#site previews are up :-)#live 1PM on the ninth#newsletter goes out tomorrow morning if you're into that kind of thing
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me waking up for school at 6am after completely ANNIHILATING my sleep schedule over christmas:
#sleeping at 4am and waking up at 1pm😪#i hate it here#i never learn#i should’ve listened to my mom#spencer reid x reader#remus lupin x reader#aaron hotchner x reader#james potter x reader#simon riley x reader#simon ghost x reader
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you literally cannot be on mcrblr and sleep you wake up and it’s like breaking news four hours ago ray toro posted hole and that was right before gerard way revealed his beatrice potter themed bedroom on instagram reels and frank iero said dyke on twitter and ur just like this scrolling
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Finishing chapter 6 while listening to My Way of Life has me SPIRALING. Flabbergasted, nauseous, I'm SWEATY I have to sit here and stare at the ceiling and cry now 👍👍
FUN LITTLE FACT!!! There's a scene in chapter 7 that's very much giving My Way of Life!
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as the pieces start to slot together (and i mean... barely, we have like two corners) it's becoming to me more and more apparent that everything we're seeing from q!bad is nothing more than a very elaborate game of chess that he's forced everyone into, and i have thoughts, especially regarding two things he said to q!bagi yesterday that really, really stood out... and something he hasn't said that speaks volumes.
let me preface by saying that q!bad is a liar, a gaslighter, the man is built on lies and deflection — he almost always tells you the truth sandwiched between two lies and leaves you to wonder what the fuck just happened. he's slippery, he's deceitful, and he doesn't make the error of thinking he's the smartest person in the room all the while knowing full well he can pull all the strings he needs mostly undetected.
q!bad is also not someone who measures his love by how much he trusts people — those two things are separate to him to an extent, he can love you with his whole everything and not trust you. the only people he trusts are the eggs — i'd go as far as to say he doesn't even trust skeppy fully. take q!etoiles for example! someone who's always been on q!bad's corner but who he told to his face he can't trust fully because he's too powerful.
his trust issues run so deep that he doesn't even trust himself. he expressed that during the presidential election arc, and he's questioned if he's the one helping the feds subconsciously — q!bad hasn't cleared himself out of his own suspect list, and i need people to understand that.
q!bad is paranoid and cautious and every move he makes is weighed against the cost of making it, and how that could cause security and safety issues. it's exhausting, by the way, and i will go into heavy detail about that at a later date — how much it weighs on him to always think of the worst and prepare and anticipate and fight to prevent it.
still, it's... pretty apparent when q!bad is telling the truth if you know him enough — he does it when he doesn't say enough. if he's being cryptic, if his voice drops and he seems blaze about something unimportant... he's telling you a lot more than he's letting on, and he's hoping you'll catch on. i find it fascinating that he chose to do that with q!bagi yesterday.
"my only goals are to find my kids and to leave the island" is such a rich morsel of where q!bad is going with this? we know he's sussing out someone who is knowingly or unknowingly working with the federation, but i don't think that's all — i think he knows very well what he plans to do when he finds that person, and also knows how he plans on using that info to get everyone out safely.
he also blatantly (in q!bad speech) told q!bagi that everything he's doing, he's doing for a reason and that that reason is ultimately a positive end goal for everyone. he was telling her that he's got a purpose, he's not crazy or erratic on a whim — he's calculated. i don't know if he chose q!bagi because he knew she wouldn't get it but he hoped she'd find it curious, or if he just needed to talk at someone, but it really stood out to me.
the second thing that stood out was his surprise that q!bagi had even trusted him before, and that knowing that was the highlight of his day.
now, i genuinely don't think q!bad measures his love / care in terms of how much he trusts other people, but he measures his own worth in how much he's trusted, relied on, and how much he can do for others. for him to blatantly admit how that little admission of trust even if it's gone now means so much to him? my man's struggling big time (we knew that already) but enough that he's vocalizing it.
but really can we be surprised? i've talked about how i didn't feel like q!bad was sorry for kidnapping / torturing ron and i've let him cook and changed my mind on the subject... kind of.
i think q!bad is remorseful and sorry for what he's having to do, more than of what he's doing. he's sorry he's having to go to this length, he spoke candidly about how much he hated hurting his friends and how he wasn't sure how many more he'd have to hurt in the process, he hates that for his plan to succeed (and everything is always "going according to plan") he has to do these things. he wishes he didn't have to.
he's not sorry for what he's doing, but he is. he's sorry he's hurting people, but he's not sorry that his plan has to be seen through — he's working towards the big picture, and he can't stop now. he knew what he was getting into, and there's no jumping ship now. he decided to burn himself and his bridges for the benefit of his children and his family (and q!bad's family is much more extensive than he lets on) and it's his cross to bear now.
he also doesn't trust himself, like i said before.
here's the thing about q!bad — he will talk in circles, alone, for hours. he'll run scenarios over and over in his head, ruminate, theorize and discard possibilities to exhaustion... it's the things he says once and doesn't mention again that are scary, because he locks them down in his head where it's safe.
he's noticed the federation is incredibly lenient with him — he said it offhandedly once, alone, he said "chat, have you noticed that all they ever give me is a slap on the wrist" — he knows. he knows something's up, he knows something's wrong with that picture.
he doesn't trust himself. he'll get to the bottom of this whole thing if it kills him, and by god if he has to be the most hated man on this island by the end of it... so be it. it's a small sacrifice to make for the children that he loves, and for their many families that he considers friends.
never forget that q!bad is, above all else, the man who lives in service of others... it's just that sometimes, that service isn't items and help and safety.
we also need to acknowledge that what q!bad is doing is most likely a direct parallel to what q!cellbit did with the regret arc but i don't think people are ready for that conversation yet
#qsmp#q!badboyhalo#qsmp analysis#long post#i am so sorry for this#i have more thoughts but i#decided this was more than enough#god help me#over 1k words on badboyhalo and it's barely 1pm
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