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maquet591 · 4 months
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shyanshippingsociety · 3 months
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Shyan Shipping Society - NY Fic Exchange 2024
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hi everyone!
can you believe it's our fourth annual new years exchange? we had some amazing fics and art (hosted in our server!) and i can't wait to bring them all to you here! let's go!
CHECK OUT THE AO3 COLLECTION!
doll island by idkspookystuff | E, 3K, complete
So Shane clearly picked up something on the Island. Something that made him hot and sweaty and horny, apparently. It doesn’t sound like any spider venom Ryan’s ever heard of, or the signs of a demonic curse. Although, a curse- “Oh, fuck,” Ryan swears. it's 2016, shane & ryan are on the island of the dolls, and a demonic doll plays matchmaker
satan, you're a nerve-y one by icantturnthisthingoff | E, 1K, complete
After a series of unfortunate events, Ryan finds himself alone on New Years Eve wishing he had someone to keep him company Enter, Incubus Shane
The Sky In The Snow by Charmingwolf | T, 1K, complete
A group of backpackers stayed the night in an abandoned shed deep in the forest. In the dark, one was journaled their adventures until they felt the rumble of a massive creature just outside the thin walls. They looked out the window and saw a huge black thing with scales that twinkled like stars and huge fangs that dripped puddles of dark goo as it walked. That was all they got down before the creature attacked. It tore down the walls of the shed before killing the backpackers and dragging them into the crunchy frostbitten grass. That was 20 years ago. No one has seen the creature since. Ryan and the producers think it would make a great video to go hunting for the creature dubbed The Forest Hill Lizard.
one random night when everything changes by Artemis | E, 1K, complete
Ryan looks for Shane on New Year's Eve and finds more than just the person he was looking for that night. AKA Shane confesses his love for Ryan, they smooch, then they do something about it.
all in! by anonymous | T, 4K, complete
“I bet…," he starts, flashing a grin at Shane's flushed face. "you won’t kiss me on New Year’s Eve.” Ryan watches as Shane instantly runs the numbers on this, through whatever mental calculator he has in his brain. He imagines beeps and whirs, gears turning words into numbers. “Alright, Bergara,” he says, after a moment. Then, he slides his whole stack of chips sitting on the pool table and nods, slow and considering. “I’m all in.” OR: Ryan makes a bet. It escalates from there.
They Got Subway at 2 am by Charmingwolf | M, 1K, complete
After a very silly and kind of sexually charged shoot, Shane and Ryan explore each other's bodies like they have done many times before.
Given the Chance by PlatinumPussycat208 | E, 3K, complete
“It’s…I built a time machine.” Ryan and Shane blinked at each other. The other Shane and Ryan looked at one another, but stayed in the doorway quietly. “Fuck off, Steven. That’s not funny.” Shane’s voice was serious now. “No! I mean it!” Steven cried. “It’s how I’ve been keeping on top of everything here! It only goes back a little! It just gives me more time in the day!” Ryan barked out a laugh. “Oh my god…trust Steven to build a time machine to do more work.” - a fun, smutty fic for the SSS NY Exchange!
Scheming for a Smooch by Impala_Chick | T, 2K, complete
The boys both decide to make a move on each other with a New Year's kiss at midnight. Only problem is, they're both plotting to get a smooch and the other doesn't know it yet.
Their dynamic is... by tasty_littl_snack | G, 1K, complete
Food files from the cameraman's perspective.
With A Little Help From Our Friends by quackers | M, 3K, complete
Everyone thinks they know Ryan and Shane's secret. Everyone. They might be wrong.
thank you so much to all of the incredible creators who joined this event! happy 2024 from the sss mods! we have so many fun things planned so make sure you follow us here on tumblr or join the server so you don't miss out! we hope you had a great 2023 in our server/on our blog and we can't wait for you to continue having a great time in our server in 2024!
love you!
the mods
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hailwatcher · 1 year
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dust in the wind by idkspookystuff | E, 3K, complete
Shane’s relentlessly horny, and apparently he’s horny for Ryan.
He wasn’t this horny last night, as far as Ryan knows. In fact, he’s never seen Shane like this. What about being in a creepy, dusty park made Ryan suddenly irresistible?
Dusty? Ryan gasps. “The baby making dust!”
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on a ghost files shoot, shane and ryan get cursed by sex pollen
READ IT ON AO3
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boobgara · 2 years
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murder husbands
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weyanto · 2 years
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shane going “it wouldn’t be a little stick figure” when referring to his dick
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the-bbb · 6 months
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👻 🎃 Trick or Treat! 🎃 👻
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poiregourmande · 8 months
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Title: yes, chef.
Author: poiregourmande
Pairings: Shane/Ryan
Rating: E
Words: 6192
Synopsis: A day in the life of Chef Shane Madej, owner of W restaurant in Los Angeles. Today he has to train the new employee, Ryan Bergara, and if possible not bone him.
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7 AM
Shane folds out of his car, his joints cracking like popcorn louder than the chorus of birdsong up in the trees lining the street. He takes a sip of just-this-side-of-too-hot coffee and runs a hand through his scruffy beard. 
It’s too early. 
He’s running on four hours of sleep, two sips of coffee and three cigarettes. Any sane person would rather be in bed right now. 
[Keep reading on Ao3]
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sergeantjessi · 3 months
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i need help, does anyone know about a shyan fic where ryan and shane go to a club without knowing that the other one is there, and ryan finds shane in like full make up? and i think shane's super embarrassed but ryan is super into it. wanted to re-read it but it's not in my bookmarks and i couldn't find it </3 (sadly i don't remember any more than that. but i wanted to read about shane in makeup again....)
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rrredherring · 1 year
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I was made for lovin’ you, baby.
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a/b/o nobility au anyone?
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“I have a question to ask, how well do you know Lord Shane Madej?” Steven asks.
Ryan has a think. “Not very well truthfully, we have only really met in passing. Why do you ask?”
“Because he has announced his intention to court you.” Steven reveals.
an a/b/o nobility au that nobody asked for.
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soineffablygay · 2 years
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honestly i mean it should be a given, but i just wanna say that the Shyan community is so amazing in the way they reacted to and handle the recent Shane and Sara engagement and Ryan's and Marielle's as well. everyone is just overjoyed and excited and happy and i am yet to read one single bad word about Sara or Marielle since i am part of this fandom, it's really amazing. i mean, as i said, it should be a given, but i've experienced many rps fandoms where that wasn't the case at all and it makes me feel so much better about Shyan that everyone is super respectful and knows how to differentiate between a fictionalised version of them for Shyan shipping and their real lives and amazing partners. again, really shouldn't be a thing worth mentioning, but sadly it's not as normal as it should be in real person shipping, so
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not-the-cheese · 9 months
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one sentence summaries of every TMA episode
(1-60 i'll add more soon)
part 2 up!
world's most effective anti-smoking PSA
man DOES NOT open coffin. everyone claps.
woman is judgemental towards neighbor even though she has hobbies that are just as weird.
book makes multiple people fall off chair.
man finds bag of teeth and decides he absolutely needs to fuck around and find out.
worm sti.
there was a SCARY MAN in the WAR.
fuck this tree
well at least ted bundy was a great father :)
i'm like 55% sure vampires are real and i'm willing to take those odds
bitches be dying. you're next.
we kill this man because he made the soda too warm.
sorry ur husband's dead. maybe get some help.
Unbox with me ! (GONE WRONG)
hah i'm safe from this one because i have decided to Never Go Into a Cave Ever.
man is so annoying about this spider that even his cat can't be bothered
man's bully finds a book about a Bone Turner and subsequently begins turning people's bones.
this guy sucks at DIY home improvement
aw maybe this priest didn't do anything THAT bad!
oh fuck nevermind
THE SKY ATE MY SON.
the worms stole my identity. i haven't left the house in days.
man beats german children at game of bravery and wins a coin (he later loses this coin)
my ex boyfriend gets casted in the muppets and dies
sorry mom, i've abandoned jesus for a new religion : jesus in the dark.
tall squiggly and HANDsome
old man arm wrestles demon through door knob
the buzzfeed unsolved guys finally catch a ghost but it's their sound tech
immortality but at what cost
working at the big meat factory was so traumatizing it made me vegetarian
i go to america and get almost killed by a furry
well if you love that wasp nest so much why don't you MARRY it (and then she did)
antisocial boat crew bands together to exclude one guy from a midnight party. he dies from the rejection.
bone apple teeth
remember when that norwegian guy threw a tantrum about us not digging a hole? turns out we were right to not dig that hole.
babe come over my parents have taken ill and passed away
man fucks around and it costs him everything
HOMOPHOBIC CHINESE VASE
oh god oh fuck the worms are here
thank you for participating in worms! please rate your wormsperience from 1 to 10.
the wormsperience has left me deeply scarred. i'm going to get lost in a tunnel about it.
🎸music makes me loose control🎸
spooky stories to tell at the next police slumber party
child threatens to run away and join the circus one too many times, and now the circus has come to cash in.
these mosquitoes are mad sus
man frequents local barnes and noble and then dies(?) after liking a book too much.
realtor gets eaten by the backrooms twice. it's a terrible shame.
both me and this weird goth dude have an unsatisfying italy vacation
guy who turns people's bones gets a new job where he continues to turn people's bones.
man who should never be allowed to build prisons builds a prison.
Something Big Is In The Water.
what if u heard me about 15 feet behind you fumbling around and calling out ur name 😳 (and we were both prison guards)
i'm going to be honest i didn't retain anything from this episode except that this guy has the silliest old man voice ever
everybody hates the tax man, including these creepy taxidermy animals
hmmgh. ant house.
so turns out being only 55% sure that vampires are real in my career as a vampire hunter has had some consequences.
the only thing keeping you company in space is your abandonment issues
🎶 the snack that smiles back 🎶 (my husband!)
maybe the real treasure was the house siblings we encased in spider web along the way.
your dead brother wrote books about ancient myths and WHAT
Part 2
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shyanshippingsociety · 2 months
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Shyan Shipping Society - 4th Birthday!
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hello everyone!
today, february 20th 2024, is our birthday! this week in the sss, we're having a server birthday party to celebrate ... for a whole week! that's right: it's the first ever sss birthweek!
here are our birthweek themes!
monday (2/19): playlist creation! in our music channel, we discussed music that reminds us of the boys and/or our favorite fandom creators!
tuesday (2/20): cosplay! we're showing off our favorite shyan/shyan-adjacent fits! actual cosplays of the boys, outfits that remind us of the boys, and our ghost hunting boots!
wednesday (2/21): writing/art prompts! we're having prompts for our creatives in the server to flex their writing/art muscles!
thursday (2/22): server shoutout day! we're sending our love to our fellow server members in chat allllll day! <3
friday (2/23): party!! we're having a birthday party at 5pm est in our vc! our lovely mods will be hosting a stream and a live chat!
we hope you'll be able to join us for our birthweek celebration! click here to join the sss and get in on the fun!
thank you all for supporting us for 4 years. we can't wait to see what's next. make sure you follow us on tumblr so you never miss out!
love you!
<3 the mods
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hailwatcher · 28 days
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boys by idkspookystuff | E, 3K, complete
“I could help,” Ryan says. Shane can tell Ryan feels a little flustered about his offer, though Shane doesn’t exactly know why. Shane, who had previously been engrossed in Ruining History research, asks, “huh?” “With your T shot,” Ryan clarifies. He turns to Shane then, and his cheeks are tinged pink. “I can help you out, if you want.” shane has a fear of giving himself needles. thankfully, ryan's willing to help. (and then they have sex about it).
READ IT ON AO3
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boobgara · 2 years
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wow!! what a fun time he's having!! go follow my twitter for the full pic and more fun times!!
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weyanto · 2 years
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why is this man in one of my textbooks the perfect mix of shane and ryan this is baffling
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how is this possible did they have a baby in another timeline??
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