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Do you have any leokei hcs? Thoughts on how they got together? I think they have a severe case of the sillies
HEEHEE THEY R VERY SILLY ok so ill admit my mind always opts for the angst first so I like to think about leona seeing through cater’s masking since he’s really observant. and they bond more and find out they understand each other more than they expedted which was surprising for. like everyone. i think it would be funny if they bonded over shit talking their older siblings
something i also find really cute (credits to my little sibling for suggesting it i cant stop thinking sbt this) is like the fairy gala event in which everyone kept treating leona like a doll, nit picking at everything despite the effort he put to the point he got really frustrated (i think about leona in the fairy gala event a lot), and i like to think cater saw all that and went “wow that reminds me of my sisters”
angst aside. while dating i feel like they would enable each other to be at their WORST theyre awful influence for each other but they deserve it. they both deserve to be at their worst. riddle cant handle cater skipping class to take naps with leona
i just really want leona to let cater recharge when he’s tired and cater let leona know his efforts arent useless or unseen. you can tell im a hurt comfort lover above all im so sorry
#its so funny bc it started as a crackship at first#but then it wasnt a joke anymore.#sorry if u wanted fluff but received whatever this is instead. all i can think about is hurt/comfort#leokei#leocay#twst
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the besties!!
#(i say besties but ik they were making out against the wall in dead apple when shibusawa left the room)#NEVER FORGET THAT FYODOR CANONICALLY CALLS DAZAI “DEAR” IN DUB.. FYOZAI IS REAL GUYS#I WASNT CHOOSING DIALOGUE AT RANDOM WHEN I DREW THIS HE ACTUALLY SAYS THAT I WAS ECSTATIC WHEN I FOUND OUT#at first i was like mmm fyozai as a joke but.. i dont think its a joke anymore💀#god help me i have fallen for another lawlight variant except these two mfs actually want each other dead#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#fyodor dostoevsky#fyozai#lotus draws
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Oh what a day !!!
#Direct ispiration from What A Day by Shel Silverstein#I was looking through one of the books and saw THAT POEM AND I FLIPPED OUT TO MY FRIEND CUZ IT WAS SO PERFECT..#even though i changed literally three of those lines#the grey part was FROM THE ORIGINAL though...#trolls branch#branch#bitty b#baby branch#I guess he's more toddler branch here... whatevr!#the original poem was actually a joke because the boy's tuba wasnt playing and its cause his brother was in it. but um. not anymor.#SAD BRANCH GO!#trolls baby branch#babysbdstrbesjdhg...#trolls#dw trolls#dreamworks trolls#trolls band together#idrudis#shel silverstein poems scared me SO bad as a kid
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Redrawing/remaking my HLVRAI flowercrown au!! Benrey and Gordon are up first!! (If anyone's curious you can go looking for my old flowercrown au stuff, just be noted its was made four years ago LOL and all the old info is completely irrelevant) click for better quality, tumblr killed it 💀
Up next, Tommy and Gman Coolatta!
In the old version of the plot for this au, it had a lot to do with it being a game and such. However over the years it's changed! No longer a game, instead the Rescas explosion seemed to have had a .. strange affect on Gordon, due to him being right next to it. At least, that's what they all believe at first.
#art#help how do i anatomy#gordon freeman hlvrai#gordon hlvrai#hlvrai gordon#hlvrai#hlvrai benrey#benrey#benrey hlvrai#half life vr but the ai is self aware#hlvrai au#hlvrai benry#hlvrai art#basically! during this au each time Gordon dies he “respawns” back at the beginning. right agter the rescas explosion#however he cant bring his body back quite right each time. the different flowers represent who killed him. and the plave of injury .#benrey killed him first. through the eye. it was a misunderstanding! they were just messing around and Gordon . they thought he wasnt human#because he doesnt seem human anymore? they sense it. (so can tommy but that didnt stop tommy from yelling at benrey immediately after)#only as soon as benrey opens their eyes again theyre right back at the beginning and Gordon is trying to pull a flower from his eye. the#the same eye they shot through. augh fuck. anyway benrey is the first to remember. dr coomer and bubby are next to remember (#the betrayal and then the clones killing Gordon and then being brought back to the beginning. even more flowers. one less arm#tommy remembers last. an accidental kill.#Gordon doesnt “technically” remember! and each time hes brougt back he seems to believe the flowers are almost normal. just rescas stuff.#he can even still see out of his other eye? its fine probably. (everytime he rips a flower petal it hurts. like hes tearing through skin)#flowercrown au#feel free to send asks about flowercrown! i will answer and yhen kiss you with tongue /joke!
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#columbo#season 10#columbo likes the nightlife#he's so satisfied that he managed to get one last cute joke in#i actually kind of like high-tech forensic columbo as a means of executing the gotcha#columbo getting thrown out of a rich guy's mansion then following him around with a drone#well sir you said i wasnt allowed in anymore and youre fully within your right to say that. but you neva said anything about Pepito here
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... I am weak. I fell under the pressure. I created...
A TMA Sona...
Curse you Léo for convincing me.....
#this started as a joke. until it wasnt anymore#because my english teacher said that i genuinely scared her#after a very long tirade on how humanity was destroying the world and how we would all die because of ourselves#and my friend told me that it was a bit of an extinction thing#you can guess what my fav entity is#so. extinction avatar sona#max draws tma#tma#the magnus archives#extinction!max#<this will be the tag#tma sona#oc
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life went forward and the world moved on but I never got over among us (2018)
#but no one:(( will play it:(( with me:((#i miss amogus with my ex best friend and all her friends#she was just like me fr she loved introducing all her friends to each other its another reason i loved her so much#and why i struggled so much when my high school best friend started making friends outside of me who didnt like me#one of them even gave me this long ass lecture on KAVYA YOU DONT NEED TO BE FRIENDS WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS' FRIENDS YOU KNOW#oh and you cAnt jUst Ask pEoPle tO bE yOuR fRiEnd (jokes on her we're friends now. kind of ive been ghosting her for a while but not the po#Int 💀)#and look i learned that. sort of. but i still struggle with it sometimes#like at least with my best friends i always wanted to know about and be involved with everyone in their lives you know#which ive realized now is not practical#but im still this hopeless romantic who wants to be friends with all my friends friends and all my friends to be friends#even if i barely have the energy for it anymore. i guess losing her drilled that in#also another thing i realized is. its good to keep your friends separate sometimes because if the chain breaks you dont lose a whole system#which wasnt even a point of consideration for me back then because like i said. hopeless romantic. why would we ever fall out#but yeah it was hard having to accept that sometimes the whole world doesnt want to be friends. and people are allowed to dislike each othe#shocking i know#anyway what am i even talking about how did i get here#girlblogging.pdf
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TOGAINU NO CHI (2010) - Information Broker Motomi
#togainu no chi#motomi#tnc#nitro chrial#edits#this was purely a joke post UNTIL IT WASNT ANYMORE BC I FORGOT I LOVE HIM#fuck this gay baka earth#i could almost trick u into thinking this shows well animated
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bob's burgers namedropping tiktok in 2024: lame, will become outdated quickly
bob's burgers if it had namedropped myspace in an episode in 2011: timeless, would be objectively hilarious forever, tammy would use myspace?
#joking about the tiktok reference being lame it was like 0.5 seconds long and made sense for the scene and character#BUT i do think it would be hilarious if they referenced myself. and i know that it wasnt even being used that much anymore in 2011#but like plz. That would make it better. outdated reference before the episode even airs#alternatively a tumblr reference in 2014 could have gone crazy too#txt#bob's burgers
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Ive said it before but they can let akira write sci fi plots all he wants nothing will be as crazy as having gatekeeper tell us on multiple occasions that he is castrated and doesnt fuck. Paraphrasing but in the ss finals wataru's like hey we both prefer to put on masks huh and GK goes yeah an adult just needs their title, privates are only used to make kids; im a eunuch so i cant do that, im fine just beeing Gatekeeper. And then they gave him adopted kids and disappeared to detroit where they learned about the perception of gay relationships in usa vs japan.
#the last part refers to negi walking in on hiyojun and thinking she caught them doing something intimate and she tries to let them know#shes an ally and actually in the US people like them are more respected and also her heart is racing goodbye#you know number 8 wasnt written by akira cuz rinne never went on a rant about gay rights despite also being set in america smh#/lighthearted#ah i cant joke like this anymore they removed all writing credits from stories...
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sometimes i think dream has a big big wheel of people to harass and bully and like its color coded by what type of minority they are and when he spins it and it lands on a person with multiple colors he starts jumping with glee and clicking his ankles together. which is to say what the fuck dude. can someone kill this freak already
#got told by a friend about him being weird to tommys mom#got on tumblr saw sophietexas' post about needing to close her inbox#found out he started pubicly harassing her and connor. jesus christ#he acts like other people ruined his reputation but no. hes just a deeply immature and horrible person to be around#man in his what mid-20s? tattling to a 19yr olds mom about not being his friend anymore#while deciding to be a shitheel to a guy who pointed out how misogynistic his friend group is#and then turning around and targeting the nearest woman when that wasnt enough#what a loser. what a joke#mask mews#negative#he couldnt harass tommy directly because tommys too milquetoast of a person#he needed to harass his mom instead to fill his misogyny quota
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ok hi haha lol I dont rly feel like going in circles in my head forever trying to figure out whether, among other "smaller" things, being left alone in a room w only media as a child and not feeling like I had even a semblance of a personality for most of my life counts as "trauma"
a lot of these parts of me are new, I'm just recently putting names to them and it feels as though I'm developing facets of personalities in my mid 20s after a lifetime of either feeling like I'm basically just ADHD in a person, an amalgamation of kins shoved into a body, or something made of guilt Also shoved into a body.
I don't like, claim to know what this means. but I don't think a lot of my current mutuals would feel comfortable interacting w me bc I don't necessarily believe in the black and white of what plurality is. I'm not able or planning on getting any formal diagnosis and while I'm discussing this w my therapist they're very much not one to pathologize
I definitely don't feel like one person but I dont think id count for most of you as a "system" as the different parts of me feel as though theyre still developing. take all of this as you will, I'm not going to stress my body out more by trying to figure out "what" I am as I've been doing that my whole life and I'm kinda tired of it.
I know that I'm not entirely one thing and feel Enough like multiple things for myself, but blurred in a lot of ways. like some sort of gem with many different facets.
not sure where to go w this tbh take this how you will. im not comfortable saying I'm leaning one way or the other regarding system discourse, (<- not a phrase i want to use but the best shorthand i have) as I genuinely don't believe the human brain is nearly that black and white.
I'm both "me" and very much not "me" at times. idk what this means but ik I'm not comfortable saying im just pandora and im not sure im "allowed" to say im a system and im not sure if it matters, or should matter, regarding friends. im going to be like this regardless, id unfollow me if this grey area im likely to stay in bothers you
if you don't want me refollowing I'd probably block, too, as my memory is bad
#puts this in my drafts to publish at atime to cause maximum damage to my#social circle and mental health bc i LOVE conflict and pain#< A JOKE lmao this has been causing me severe distress for ages so whatever unfollow me idc#outgoing transmission#idk when im gonna publish this ive been going back n forth w my therapist a lot#rhis maybbe repetitive im just uhh tired and have been legitimately driving myself crazy overthis for ages#bc honestly like i didnt exist as a person until age 14 at least and that person#wasnt... me. isn't me they dont exist to me anymore and im not sure#the one before 19 existed either its all fractured#is that trauma?? or is it something else. does that make me endogenic to you?? i really dont know or understand#you can decide for yourself. but im not comfortable saying either way.#i barely feel comfortable existing. i dont exist? as i type this 'i' is wrong but nothing else fits so far#we could go for we and we have befkre bht so far its so nonexistent whats the opposite of i#nothing...? [ ]#some blank. the dilemma is that nothing is real.#these tags are not. genuinly i am fake.#this will get published sometime in a haze and this body will wake up to a disaster.#not enough bridges burned i guess. sure.#back 2 sleep dont send me asks abt this jst block if ur gonna block
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tired girl hours i’m just ranting bcos i don’t have enough time to cry
#tw rant#studying med is no joke. ik it was gonna be a commitment n that it wasnt gonna be easy n i thought i was prepared but im not#its my passion. i love what im studying and ive dedicated myself to this path but i just. its so hard n i just want to cry. everyday feels#so tiring. morning to night classes. when i get home i have to read 4 chapters MINIMUM n the books are so thick + exams almost everyday#i feel worse knowing there’s this 1 girl in my friend group that cant decide whether she likes me or not. one moment shes complimenting me#n asking where i get my outfits or my nails done or my earrings or whatever then praising me that i probably study the least out of everyone#yet still reach high student rankings but its not that im lazy im just so exhausted n its hard to have motivation... lowkey envy how my#friends study minimum 4 hours a day. we’re all tired n sleep deprived. even taking 30mins to eat makes me feel guilty. cant even watch 1 ep#of an anime bcos ill be thinking about the amount of work to do. and i have sm plans. i wanna be more active and have a healthier lifestyle#but i cant find it in me to wake up every 5am to go to the gym when i just wanna get as much sleep when im lucky to finish my studies today#i also dont see my bestest friends everyday anymore. some of us move to diff unis or some in diff majors. i just miss them so bad it hurts#and i miss the girl i used to be when i still had time and energy to indulge in my hobbies. i miss playing genshin and writing fics#just when i got back to writing and enjoyed it LOVED IT i had to go back to uni. i feel terribly lonely even when im always with people#im afraid ill completely lose grasp of the little things that make me happy bcos the weight of my responsibilities are heavier#im afraid ill be too focused on success again like i was when i was 17 and forget that its okay to relax too but idk#and i wanna meet more people make more friends have new experiences. i wanna feel alive again. and theres sm i wanna talk to or get to know#but im so afraid of people hurting me or disappointing me or people getting to know me only for the friendships to fail or we’ll dislike eac#h other. i wanna date and fall in love again and experience the romance my peers have. i wanna have someone to call my own person but the fe#ar of having someone only to lose them someday scares the hell outta me. im not ready for another heartbreak so i isolate myself and watch#people from afar. uni gives me sm freedom to do everything else and form my own identity but i dont wanna be Perceived. I wanna be heard and#seen n connect with people. but w my curreny state idt i can handle being vulnerable with others. it feels so lonely that the things i want#are out of my rrach but idt i can manage my time to meet new people and make new memories. i console myself by shopping a lot and going to#spas to relax yet i still find it hard to sleep. im afraid im wasting my time. im not as brave as i used to be. im not as efficient as i was#i get older and more tired and while i never questioned if studying med was the path i want i do question what will happen next#“is this all im ever going to be?” im good at what i do but day by day i lose sight of tje girl who knew how to laugh n smile. ik what makes#me happy but i rarely smile genuinely anymore. im so tired and want to sleep for a long time but i dont wanna fail. i dont wanna be NOT good#but it makes me cry when i know i can do many great things but i dont feel loved. people compliment me but dont approach me bcos they say im#intimidating or that im too quiet in class. i wish i could tell them i wanna join their parties too or i wanna meet their friends n hangout#but what if it doesnt work out? what if i wasted my time getting to know someone id eventually regret? what if im the disappointing one?#the days are getting shorter but it always feels like a long day. im ashamed to admit i want someone to hold me yet refuse to have anyone
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greg house + anti-hero
#house md#hate crimes md#greg house#gregory house#huddy#hilson#hugh laurie#housewilson#housecuddy#taylor swift#antihero#midnights#its a joke but its not a joke anymore#it wasnt about joe alwyn or harry styles or jake gyllenhaal its all about house md#mine
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I call this one my ultimate proof that Nena's 99 Luftballons should have been part of the MGSV soundtrack. Some notes under the read more:
It's a pretty popular German song that I've opted to translate rather than use the English version (which does exist) as I simply think it lacks the vibe the original has. My translation is admittedly a bit literal at points because I tried to keep as much as possible from the original and also German is my mother tongue so it is difficult for me to try compromise on the tone in favour of clarity lmao. I hope you all get the gist of it regardless.
I just thought a pop song about the possibility of a truly ridiculous misunderstanding turning into paranoia turning into all out war would be perfect for this game. It was also released in 1983 so its ~period accurate~
#metal gear solid#mgsv#metal gear solid v#mgs#venom snake#it is 4am no one look at me#also i tried to give the text a black border for legibility#but I could not figure out how lmao#I dont often make edits anymore#but this one was haunting me#it was a joke and then it wasnt anymore pfff#video#flashing tw#blood tw#also i was gonna include the birthday scene bc the gangs all here!! but uh .... i have not triggered it yet lmao#i simply do not have that footage rip#FIEXED THE SPELLING MISTAKES LMAO
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whats with every other time a nonamerican wants to rib us for being dumb abt something, they gotta end off with like "anyway yall are too busy being shot in your schools to be smart but-" like ok man we could have been having good fun here but i hope you die now
#yeah nevermind no one gets to reblog this anymore this wasnt meant to be a Take#literally just trying to say the 'joke' can stop before you say some insanely cruel shit for no reason#im deff not who you gotta be confronting abt any annoyances u had i mind my damn business
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