Have you considered lite Dark Syndicate? They all care so much about Techno and he keeps putting himself in danger..... so they just.... keep finding ways to keep Techno safe. Like Niki putting weakness potions in his cookies, cake, and pie so he never feels well enough to go out. Or Ranboo utilizing Michael. Techno! You promised to watch Michael today! You can't go to the Nether! Or Phil just finding things for Techno to do at the house, maybe even undoing or breaking things Techno already fixed and gaslighting him into thinking he hasn't done it yet? You can even toss in Dark Benchtrio with Tubbo and Tommy joining in.

I have, actually. Name a character and I probably thought of some way to darkify them for Techno (in the protective/possessive fluff sense, tho probably also in the classic whumper sense), it's one of my favorite subgenres of fic lol.

This is peak content and I think it would be even funnier if the syndicate members are not aware of the others doing it for a while. They think they're so slick and then at some point they realize and they just catstand at each other over Techno's knocked out body like "oh..."

he should be allowed to kill them all one (1) time for this disrespect

Zelda goes mushroom girl

arcanists: we wield the most complex form of magic... arcanima. one must master arcane geometry to weave patterns that respect the flow of aether, which in turn will create powerful creature that can help you in combat. this is very dangerous and very powerful, it's not for the weak of mind

also arcanists: anyway we use that power to inspect ship crates lmao

Kabru has a secret admirer in the castle!

a cool bug i found

wesker and friends

let grown-up ghost be a badass bug god

comic about the improper use of black mesas conveniently man-sized air vents

small doodles i did before work

want to ask them, “can i be a little rough with you?” and shove them down on the bed on all fours, climb over them as their hips arch, pin their hands down, rub my dick against their ass, drag my free fingers against their hole over their clothes while i bite at their neck and ear and ask them if they want something in there. and when they whimper and say “your cock” i want to smile and pull them closer into me and say “i’m going to use my fingers for a while but if you beg me nicely i might give it to you faster”

sea serpent doodle

silly time loop game

he's a great dad