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bonefall · 2 months

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Could Sorrelkit have gotten an honor title for surviving being poisoned like Honeysnake? Or is that not given to babies?

There's a few factors here;

No, babies aren't able to earn Honor Titles yet. They're for warriors-only. You can go from Apprentice to Honor Titled Warrior but that's very rare.

Sometimes kits ARE named for deadly circumstances. They receive their First Name upon seeing the full moon for the first time, so there are kittens who end up being named for something like that; such as Adderkit, who was rescued from an adder by Talltail. Sorrelkit was already named.

A poisoning like that wouldn't be honored due to its horrific nature. Honeysnake survived an adder bite, venom, after saving Briarkit's life. She wasn't tricked into eating nightshade by someone she loved and trusted.

Make sense? Honor Titles are things of honor, achievements. This wasn't an honor to ThunderClan at this time, it was just sickening.

Must have been extra rough on Sorreltail, though, to go through a nightshade poisoning as a kitten, and then watch her baby desperately fight to survive an adder bite. So soon after losing Brackenfur, too.

#HTs are very circumstantial and based on the feelings and culture of a clan at the time #maybe in some other similar situation in a different generation #but not here #better bones au

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blueprxde · 11 months

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the little mermaid merman

inspired by this

#phineas and ferb #heinz doofenshmirtz #pnf doofenshmirtz #dr doofenshmirtz #perry the platypus #pnf perry #agent p #pnf #my art #this was VERY exhausting for me #Heinz's tail is based on a Pterygoplichthys #it is a species of spotted catfish #their spots are usually associated with jaguars #but not here #are ocelot spots

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maskyartist · 1 month

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yoyoyo i don’t got much lately but have this doodle I did of my design for Brozone’s potential Dad, Gale :) (co-created and owned by @idonthaveanyurlideas love u bestie)

Gale’s ur typical manager father, he’s a band manager first and father second :) in canon timeline he ends up sipping around when the band becomes less stable, seeing its profit dropping and just becomes kinda useless. Ain’t important

In mine n @idonthaveanyurlideas ‘s lil post canon idea, Gale is sort of a party organizer and general Village helper, just seen as a kind and jovial fella :) so when the Brozone boys return to Pop Village to stay with Branch for awhile…

Let’s just say some old memories pop up and things ain’t so peachy during Floyd’s recovery :)

#masky says #trolls dreamworks #trolls oc #trolls #oc: Gale #I’ll draw an AU version of him later y’all can like #he gets a redemption arc there #but not here #this Gale SUCKS!!#WE DO NOT LIKE HIM!!!#CREASE HIS JORDANS!#he mostly takes after Bruce and Clay I feel #his hair is meant to be more a mint green (might tweak that in the future)#to make it so Clay’s green hair was more a recessive trait #just sorta smashed into his genes violently #i will say he’s meant to resemble Clay a bit more than Bruce cause symbolism in the story we have with him #but yeah :) Gale when I get you :) when I get you Gale :) Gale when I GET YOU-

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retracexcviii · 7 months

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About the raws

How time flies. I was going to make a post about this last chapter and have passed 2 months already XD My bad.

I decided not to post the raw scans here anymore.

I will still buy the new vnc chapters from the Gangan Joker because I like to have it, but I don't want to use my time creating a drive for it when MangaUp! has the new chapter available in english at the same time that Gangan Joker magazine has it in japanese.

EDIT: It seems like MangaUp! doesn't upload extra chapters in their app at the same time as Japan. So, from now, I'll only share the raws of these extras since the english version won't be available at the same time.

To use 30-60 mins to create 1 drive and another 30-60 mins to create the other it's pretty useless and a waste of time that I don't have.

Very few people here understand japanese. My main reason to make the drive in the past was that the magazine version was available +1 day before the official english version. So, even if you don't understand, you can see what happens in the chapter.

Right now we have both, english and japanese versions, at the same time. So there is no need to post the jp one because again, few people can enjoy it.

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vampiressmoney · 10 months

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Laughing while his hands are in that formation...

I have nothing to say.

#James Hetfield #you probably know I do have something to say #but not here #not ever #there is only one thing to say #about what it looks like he is talking about #why he would talk about that to this employee idk

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rovermcfly · 2 years

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gotta hand it to mission to zyxx, they were (probably accidentally) pretty subversive when they made their male lead asexual and had the robot character be the one who has casual hookups and multiple love interests/crushes

#mission to zyxx #usually when there's ace rep or a viable ace headcanon it's the robot #but not here #the robot fucks but the affable male lead does not #we love a role reversal #and also they're in love

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timandlucy · 3 months

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Can I ask, I've never worked in retail so I'm just curious at your posts - why is inventory so bad? It always sounded kind of fun to, the concept at least. Isn't it like just counting all the inventory?

Haha oh gosh, yes, sorry about all my inventory ranting. It's over now. I will shut up about it. But since you asked...

It is essentially counting all the inventory yes, but when you work at a bookstore/office supply store, that means counting every greeting card, every pencil, every scotch tape, every piece of paper, and they often have different codes, which on itself is very taxing.

Now add a toxic fucking boss, who is fully in her capitalist agenda, and will yell at you for every missing thing, will continuously tell you you're inept and stupid, will treat you as less than human the entire day. Add to that the fact that it's over 10 hours after an extremely taxing week of prepping everything, counting so many things your head hurts... It's just hell. It's psychological torture. And for what, literally minimum wage. As if I care somebody stole an eraser or 12. I don't get paid enough to care. But my boss does. And because she has to care, she takes it on everyone else in the process.

#Personal #I'm sure it's fun at some establishments #When i worked at a smaller clothing store it was kinda fun #We'd make a party out of it #But not here

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jgrills · 4 months

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#look like I've been getting bored w/ the unfair tumblr treatment #oh well.#I'll probably just stick to making headcanons #since tumblr is unfair #I know ppl probably saw my laziness on the one I did days ago #sigh #Yeah #I give up #After this headcanon of hobie w reader #I'm afraid to say #but I'm either not gonna write anymore #or just take headcanons ONLY #hate it had to come to this yk #I've just been getting way too caught up in stuff #like real stuff be messing me up sometimes #Not saying I'll not write #but its a possibility #I'll just be another decoration on tumblr's belt until I pick up the tablet and force myself to draw #Still be here #but not here #Fics are making me exhausted and overwhelmed (kind of)#<- what i was afraid of from the start #well #past me #it happened #These thoughts could pass #As I am only up at 11 staring at a bright Christmas tree #my eyes burn #delete this later

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afrenchaugurey · 11 months

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I have ZERO self control... So I wrote this one this morning, and made a quick and incomplete translation...

It's supposed to be in a modern and non magical AU, but this snippet can be read as magical too, I guess...

Unlike the oppressing atmosphere that had made Newt leave the house, the estate’s park garnered him softly.

The passerines interpreted their most magnificent symphony, embellished with the solos performed by turtledoves, foxes, squirrels and cuckoos; punctuated by the delicate percusion of the drizzle on the foliage. All the sounds seemed hung, put in a tenuous mute by the moisture bubble he just entered (almost by effraction, he had the feeling). His senses got carried away : by the humus’ smells that saturated them, by the scent of the roses revealed by the diamonds fell from the sky on their petals and their leaves, by the fragrance of the grass bent under the drops’ burden, or, at a distance in the glasshouse, by the blossoming orange trees’ perfume which flowers opened as many stars, offering an unrivaled spectacle for his nose as much as for his eyes. How could he choose just one ?

Alone, in the middle of this effervescent nature, he surprisingly enjoyed a break, a suspended moment during the storm happening in his brain, in the raging ocean of his contradictory feelings. The thin droplet that bounced on the leaves before quietly landing on his skin, or in a gentle lapping on his cheekbones, offered him a pure bliss moment, a welcomed rest. Newt raised his eyes to the sky, where the day just started to show up, revealing beautiful grey shades. The soft textures from the fluffy clouds danced on the heavens’ canva as much as on his skin, offering him even more comfort than his beloved thick cover Nan Miriam had knitted. On the ground, another ballet was coordinating. Snails exited their mother-of-pearl house to enjoy the wetness day, feasting in the greenish sea decorated with a thousand watery lanterns the garden had draped itself with to celebrate their springtime banquet.

In the distance, the rain drew an abstract ephemeral painting on the familial house’s walls, a map to fantastic and unknown lands, maybe, that only the instant’s magic would have the power to reveal, before the inevitable sunny spell made it disappear.

Overwhelmed with sensations, flooded by his own emotions, Newt sat against a tree, directly on the ground, and contacted Mother Earth. He let himself get carried inside this calming whirlwind, eyelids closed, lips half opened, his fingers wandering through the soaked grass that allowed water dribbles and insects to jump on his naked arms.

As his inside dragon stepped back, pacifiated, renouncing to burst Newt’s skin and ravage everything with his destructing flames, the man breath modeled on the reflux’s rhythm, became more and more slow and wide, a new voice to the current concert, given just for himself (he believed) that morning.

(well the clothes don't fit at all, but I love these pictures too much)

#fantastic beasts #newt scamander #fantastic beasts and where to find them #autistic newt scamander #synesthesia #at least a bit #completely self indulgent #I love rain #I crave for rain this year #newtina #but not here #fic : return to life #fantastic beasts fanfic

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ut-poppy-askblog · 1 year

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That's right! We're looking for Undertale and Deltarune fanprojects to include in the fangame!

More information in the video linked below.

#undertale #deltarune #undertale au #poppy buys milk #i can't believe i forgot to post this here #i mean seriously #posted it almost everywhere else #but not here #good grief

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brainworms-all-night-long · 1 year

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oh would you look at that, they made more after all

this brainrot has overtaken me what

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hazbin-college · 1 month

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Summary:

Vox had invited Alastor to one of Valentino’s parties. Against his better judgment he agrees. The night doesn’t go well. But at least he has a friend who’s always safe to call for help

Or

College au that’s been plaguing my brain. It’s mostly platonic Radiorose

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Mentioned Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - College/University, Non-Consensual Touching, valentino is a creep - Freeform, Valentino Being Valentino (Hazbin Hotel), Touch-Averse Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Aromantic Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Panic Attacks, Alastor is Bad at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel), Rosie is Good at Feelings, Platonic Cuddling, Hurt/Comfort

A longer fic thats easier to post on ao3! This was actually the first thing I had written for the au. Mind the tags! Nothing too intense just Valentino being himself. Which is creepy

#froot’s hazbin college #hazbin hotel au #fanfic #platonic radiorose #rosie and alastor #yes I wrote this to project don’t come at me #Alastor is usually much more put together #but not here

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dragontamer05 · 1 year

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Reason #???? Why Iruma is great,

They take the whole trope of a character choosing not to tell others about a thing only to later be shamed for it and treated like it’s a bad thing and chuck it out the window.

Instead saying that it is perfectly alright not to tell everyone (yes even your closest friends) everything. You’re allowed your secrets and being respected for that choice.

That being friends can mean both being able to tell them anything you want/need to but also equally means being able to feel comfortable not having to share in everything and keep secrets.

Which is especially important given a big part of the series is our main character Iruma dealing with having to keep the big secret that he’s actually human and not a demon (and being terrified of what may happen should they find out)

Which comes to conflict when he starts to consider should he tell his friends the truth? Leading to him having a talk with Azz’s mom who basically questions and brings up the whole idea of ‘is a friend someone you HAVE to tell everything too?’

Some good shit right here.

#like I get the point that at least sometimes when written wanting to get across by keeping X thing secret how it say ended up hurting others #or at least feel hurt by it #which is valid but also just gets irritating how it also like always ends up painting the other in the wrong even if there was a valid reaso #but not here #like sure I could still see one of the characters comment on how they wished they'd been told sooner but would never #harp on them for it and still be understanding as to why they did it #m!ik #irumakun #like I can imagine even if they were to feel a bit down or upset at not being told sooner 100% Clara n Azz wouldn't be mad #(if anything Azz at least might be more mad at himself for how could he have not realized these things sooner maybe hecould have been-#a btter help to master Iruma or something)#but they'd for sure just be glad to that they know now and he felt he could tell them #-and just Nishi's general writing style even if she did write a moment of character reveals a secret upsetting B #I'm sure she could write it in away that'd 1 still subvert expectations 2 over all makes sense in context and for whoever is involved #and also likely wouldn't drag it out the conflict part #or something idk

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hisbucky · 2 years

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Eddie: ...Maybe if I just -

Buck: No.

Eddie: I can't fuck it up worse, right?

Buck, sighing: That's what you said before we had burnt eggs on the ceiling.

#pre-season 5B #cause Eddie can cook now #but not here #Buddie #Eddie Diaz #evan buckley #911 show #911onfox #incorrect 911 quotes #incorrect quotes

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laiqualaurelote · 12 days

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Three-Legged Puppy Fics

List five of your least-popular fics, as well as when/why you wrote them.

we don't print retractions: Hamilton (Angelica Schuyler/John Barker Church, Alexander Hamilton/Eliza Schuyler, 2021)

This is a Hamilton AU where everyone works in journalism (except Peggy. Peggy works in marketing). It came to me because of the line from Washington On My Side - "we smack each other in the press and we don't print retractions" - and then I thought, what if they were the press? and also there really isn't enough good Angelica POV in this fandom when she is competent and ambitious and yes she and Hamilton have chemistry but what if they were also colleagues on the same footing, competing for the same front page? and so is Burr, while dying slowly of FOMO? Thomas Jefferson as the news editor from hell who probably once was a very good reporter but should absolutely not have been allowed to supervise other people? Eliza as the world's sweetest copyed? You just know Alexander would go ham if he got his own podcast. I have thought of journalism AUs for every fandom I have been in, it's just a question of fruition.

ain't practical, a world you can't touch: The English (Cornelia/Eli, 2022)

This was a Pushing Daisies AU prompted by a throwaway line in @sagiow's fic about Cornelia baking pies with her son. Many of my fic premises also come from taking things people say in shows literally and so when Eli said, "Ain't practical, a world you can't touch," a lightbulb went off in my head and then it became a way of giving them something better while taking away something else, an exchange that for me is necessary in any attempted fix-it for The English.

The Seven People You Meet In Mexico: The Sandman/Once Upon A Time In Mexico crossover (AO3 timestamp for this is 2013, which is when I got my account, but I'm gonna say 2007? 2008?)

When I was a teenager I had a Robert Rodriguez phase and a Johnny Depp phase (the latter has aged poorly) and the two dovetailed spectacularly in Once Upon A Time In Mexico. I honestly can't remember how this fic came about - maybe because it occurred to me that Sands probably was already acquainted with Delirium, and then it was just a question of him and El Mariachi meeting all the other Endless. It's been really strange revisiting this bit of juvenilia, especially after the Sandman Netflix.

Solving Your Life One Problem At A Time: Inglourious Basterds (Donny Donowitz/Smithson Utivich, 2010)

I also had a Tarantino phase as a teenager, and spent a heady few months in the Inglourious Basterds LiveJournal community (never been in a fandom with so much Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, ground was positively littered with them). This is a canon-divergent AU in which Operation Kino does not happen and nearly all the Basterds survive WWII; what would these completely deranged people do after the war in a civilian context? I have been thinking about Inglourious Basterds again recently because I am trying to learn Italian but I feel like Brad Pitt saying "Buongiorno" in the most godawful accent.

The Happiness Of Having Her With Me Unto Death: Great Expectations (one-sided Pip/Estella Havisham, 2009)

As part of my A-level revision I decided to write zombie apocalypse AUs for all of my literature texts. I managed Great Expectations and Proof (the David Auburn play about mathematics) but could not make zombie!Hamlet work.

I have always been obsessed with Estella Havisham. Someday I will write the AU where she arranges the "accidental" death of her abusive husband and teams up with Éponine Thénardier from Les Misérables and Maggie Tulliver from The Mill on the Floss, who have both survived their respective novels, to run a criminal empire. Estella is the Face, Maggie is the Brains and 'Ponine, she knows her way around. They blackmail Jaggers into helping them dodge the law. By the time Estella meets Pip again she is queen of the London underworld. She has finally, truly become her father's daughter.

Thank you @leupagus for the tag forever ago! Tagging - anyone who would like to give their rare fics some love. While we are at it I should add that @leupagus is one of the loveliest people I've had the good fortune to meet through fandom, she has been so kind to me even though she has no idea who I am, I could be a mermaid in a cistern for all she knows.

#my husband took 'three-legged puppies' literally #he was like 'you really get all sorts of kinks around here'#I had to explain that we do not cut legs off dogs as a kink #maybe somewhere on the Internet they do #but not here #dear god #hamilton #the english #sandman #once upon a time in mexico #inglourious basterds #great expectations

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inky-tries-her-best · 3 months

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Heeeeey... you guys know I have a Ko-fi? And I made a funny video to introduce myself??

You can also find freebie assets on my shop

And commission me, if you wann

#ko-fi #ko-fi shop #ko fi commissions #self promo #just realized i'd plugged my ko-fi on instagram #but not here #speaking of instagram those assholes seem to have smacked the fabled shadowban on me #even people who follow me are barely seeing my stuff #anyway im getting off topic whoop #digital artist #support me #artists on tumblr

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