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catholic guilt be like ‘i know i failed my algebra test because i accidentally used the rough bit of the sponge when washing my aunt’s teflon pan’
#totally ruined my night#i wanted to get drunk and like watch the gbbo#but nooooo no can do ffs#they failed all 9 (NINE!!!!) of us who took the test#idk but i feel they might have too high standards for what they taught us#cevenini speaks#uba life
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Sure gotta love when people try to guilt trip you into seeing them.
Imma be honest, it just makes me want to see them less.
#yes manipulation tactics that the toxic half of the family would use all the time is absolutely going to change my mind#you'd think when this tactic has worked for years they'd realise it isn't working. but no.#maybe actually talk to me instead of just telling me who died or is sick every damn time and i want to talk??#nooooo gotta just sit and talk about how horrible everything is EVERY SINGLE TIME.#which is a great idea when the person you're talking to is already depressed and barely holding together 🙃#and if i do see them they get bored of me within like 20 minutes anyway and just walk off to watch tv#very worth all my energy for a few days as you can tell. 🙄#i just saw that the hasn't worked for years turned into has... too lazy to change it now. ty phone#like ffs i can't even be up on the right side of the day now a days ... just try and work with me instead??#maybe if you stop pushing and trying to make me feel bad all the time I'd called ages ago?#like I'm sorry but i ain't no therapist and you sure af ain't paying me so no i won't spend the little grain of energy i have on it#i hear enough of sickness death and misery every single fucking day... i do not need someone to put theirs on me too#and then expect me to constantly make them feel better about it. like i can't even describe how exhausting it is#and we tell em.... and they don't give a shit .#sorry for the rant but i just... i already felt so shit rn and now i get this too#like the past months stress that has ruined my brain ain't enough...or the super bad body ache ain't enough#or the super bad stomach isn't enough... or the lack of sleep and effed up day night cycle ain't enough#it's just.. i do not need this right now please stop... please stop..#i just stopped going 150% and pure survival the past 2 months.. don't start this shit now i literally cannot...#i am exhausted to a point I never thought possible... and it keeps going down cause it never let's up.#... i need a hug...#rant#ryder speaking
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#diary#personal#im tired. i kinda wish i could just stay in my room. just like this. and like. idk just chill.#but nooooo i gotta get up eat. and take my medicine.#disordered eating#god i dont wanna eat. my head cant handle choices rn and it all makes me wanna just give up and go back to bed.#...that being said id really like some soup. vegetable soup. i do like me some soup.#haha. fuck my stomach says hell no tho. its a little upset bc i had a beer last night. (my stomach rly hates alcohol)#alcohol#hah. my dad is gone at least tho. so now i can leave my room. god eating is such a choooore today ffs.
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ILLICIT AFFAIRS | gr63, mm19
an ig au preview of the fic i’m currently writing >.<
PAIRING: george russell x fem!wolff!reader ; mason mount x fem!wolff!reader
DETAILS & WARNINGS: angst, accusations of cheating (i’ll add more once i release the main fic!)
AUTHOR’S NOTE: this will be my very first fic (but i’m still working on it, i made this post as a little preview hehe) and i hope once i finish it you guys will like it >.< i can’t say when it’ll be posted cuz i’m only halfway through the story! anyway... here ya go!
this work is purely fictional. names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. © newuniverse, 2023. do not steal, repost in other platforms, translate and/or claim this work as your own.
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ynwolff life lately with masey ♡
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masonmount MY hottie ;)
ynwolff no U are MY hottie 😘
declanrice you two disgust me
masonmount stfu
user1 damn toto raised a baddie 🥵
user2 she’s sooo damn pretty 🥹 i miss her in the paddock tho!
user3 she used to visit the paddock? 🥲 i’m waaay too late to know that i like her sm :(
user2 yes! she’s pretty close with lewis cuz she was often with toto during race weekends before she went to uni in ‘19!
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masonmount got to see some fast cars this race weekend 🏁🏎️
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ynwolff dads gonna be disappointed masey 🫤👎🏻
masonmount he wont, he loves me too much
ynwolff im calling dad to ask him that
user1 mason mount, dating y/n wolff (mercedes’ princess), joined redbull for the weekend 😭😭😭
ynwolff ikr 🙄 i’m questioning my love for him
masonmount BABY YOU DONT MEAN THAT
masonmount NOOOOO
masonmount SILVER ARROWS FOR LIFE
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dramaformula [SUBMITTED ANONYMOUSLY] toto wolff’s daughter, y/n wolff spotted today with george russell! anon said that the two are close and a little touchy with each other 🤨 what’s happening between these two? are george and carmen still together? mason’s been real quiet on his socials, did he and y/n break up? 👀🍵
user1 maybe they’re just hanging out 😭 ffs can’t a guy and girl hang out with each other as friends without y’all making any baseless rumours about them?
user2 they can hangout ofc but with the presence of their s/o’s in the place they’re hanging out...
user3 are you suggesting that they’re cheating on their partners? 😟 user2
user2 uh,, yeah?
user4 oh god grow up !! we don’t know these people, they’re adults, they know what they’re doing let them live their lives 🙄
user2 EXACTLY. we don’t know these people yet y’all keep on defending them
user5 NOOO not y/n 😓
user6 GET BEHIND ME BABY ynwolff
user7 jesus , people rly can’t respect one’s privacy these days... all this for clout...?
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masonmount i love you so much pretty girl
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ynwolff i love you baby 💗
susie_wolff stay in love, you two!! 🤍
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Thoughts on TBB 3x10: Identity Crisis and 3x11: Point of No Return
SPOILERS BELOW
Let's not start kidnapping kids for experimentation. That's never going to go well
This show has progressively gotten greyer and it's so depressing. I want my sunshine back
Of course the Empire are experimenting on kids. "Oh we cAn'T fiNd EnOugH aDulTs. We juSt uSe cHilDrEn iNsteAd". 🖕
Ayyyyy Bane is back!
Well he didn't kill the parent so that's something
This is so depressing 😭
"I was following protocol". Everything that comes close to "good soldiers follow orders" makes me really sad
Have we met someone else called Jax? I swear we've heard that name before
The fact that they have 3 specimens but their specimen numbers are much higher than 3 does not make me feel good. What happened to all of the other ones???
"To retrieve it". "It". Literally just an object to Dr Arsehole over here
Trandoshan? Pirate? FUCK YOU CID FOR SPILLING ABOUT PHEE
"Let's just say I'm good at my job" suggests he has picked up a hell of a lot more than 3 kids so where are the others?!
NOT THE LULA DOLL
I feel like this is a good time to note that I still don't like Emerie. Her dedication to Hemlock and her involvement in the Empire up until this point outweigh all of her current actions for me. So no, I still don't like her.
"But what about Nala Se?" I hear you ask. Don't like her either! I respect that she's trying to protect Omega but the number of problems that lanky bitch has caused means that I'm not going to forgive her that easily
People really need to stop leaving the door to their ship open BECAUSE SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPENS
1600??? FOR FUEL?! BITCH THEY TRIED SELLING ECHO FOR 2000
Tbf with fuel prices the way that they are I shouldn't be surprised
NOOOOO NOT PABU 😭
DON'T LEAVE THE GOGGLES THERE
AND LULA TOO?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK THAT'S NOT GOOD
Oof that little bit of Omega's theme really hits in the feels 🥲
Eliminate them? How about no
NOT THE MARAUDER
I KNOW IT WAS IN A TEASER CLIP BUT NOOOOOOOOO
You know what I'm suddenly very glad that the goggles and Lula were off the ship
Nah I don't like that Wrecker's down. He never goes down for long
"Search every domicile" Domicile? DOMICILE?! Now where have we heard someone use that term before...
The Kiners are really popping off with this soundtrack 🔥
Crosshair's little "uh huh" 😭
SOMEONE CALL ECHO FFS
How about no to the recapture plan
If CX-2 turns out to be Tech then we only have 4 episodes left to address that entire storyline and I don't know what to do with that information
Errrrrr Hunter's not gonna be happy when he finds out what Crosshair and Omega have been up to
Neither's Wrecker tbf
Or Echo
Anyway... Cross is going to have a fun time explaining that one
Echo's gonna get a fun call as well. "So errr... The Empire took over Pabu, Omega got herself recaptured by choice and the Marauder is in pieces so... can we get a lift please?"
FUCK CROSSHAIR MISSED THE TRACKER
Me after these episodes
Some solid episodes today. I really enjoyed them! Am I still annoyed that Echo is still stuck as someone to be name dropped but not actually put in the episode? Yes. But these were some strong episodes.
I'm still trying to compute how this is all going to get wrapped up in 4 episodes though. That's really not a lot of time. 😭
BINGO UPDATE
Only just clocked that I have "Batcher dies" written on it. When I wrote it I meant one of the Batch members. I didn't know we were gonna get a hound called Batcher 😅
#we're nearing the end folks#and I don't like it#this is all going to be over too soon for my liking 😭#the bad batch#the bad batch spoilers#tbb spoilers#tbb hunter#tbb wrecker#tbb crosshair#tbb omega
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The Story of Minglan
There is no chance I will finish this episode tonight because tomorrow is a work day and I must sleep, but I was PROMISED a scene with Madam Zhang and Minglan just now and I have no self-control 😔
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Aww, cutiepie 🖤
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NOOOOO, GU TINGYE TURNED HIM INTO LUNCH 😭
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LMAO, idiot, you are sitting alone in the middle of the forest right in his line of sight and he's obviously looking for you.
What do you think looking away is going to do?
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Congratulations on the baby but condolences on having to fuck your worthless husband to get there 😔
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OH MY GOD.
KILL ALL MEN.
OK, Tingye, Changbai and Shitou can stay, but to the dumpster with the rest of them.
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LMAO, drag him, Changbai.
I also feel like he is making problems where there shouldn't be any.
Just get rid of the damn concubine yourself, OMG, and continue fucking your legitimate wife in peace.
But no, he wants the dramatics.
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LMAOOOOO, GIRL, HE IS YOUR HUSBAND!! 😅😅
I AM THINKING HE IS GOING TO BE A DIRECT PARTICIPANT!
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They are not being subtle at all, lol 🤣🤣
We get it, okay, a baby is coming to the Gu family!
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Oh, fuck off.
It's about time somebody told you to shut up.
And the worst thing is, there is no point to her ugly scheming and backstabbing. Her son is useless and can't function on any level, what is he going to do with a noble title even if he was to inherit it? He would run the entire family into the ground within a few years. If she just quit even now, both she and her son and all their descendants could live in wealth and splendour for who knows how long, but no. She is rotten to the core and just can't help herself.
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He is Sheng Hong the Second.
So weak and self-serving. He doesn't deserve his magnificent wife.
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She's finally being honest and if he has any brains he should listen and reassure her.
The truth is, as a woman, she is so limited and reliant on his whims. How can she trust him? He is asking too much of her too soon.
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OMG, set your ego down for five minutes, please.
She's a smart woman, of course she is. She's just trying to survive.
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Oh, shut the fuck up.
Right now, he reminds me of those men who run around screaming, "There is no gender discrimination anymore! Men have it worse!"
He's usually so smart and now he's letting his insecurity get the better of him.
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Drag him, Minglan.
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Oh, ffs.
Is he seriously bringing this up again? I thought he was better than that.
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I don't know about her, but you are seriously starting to get on my nerves.
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She should have smacked him harder. WTF was that entire scene, in front of other people, no less.
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I'm so tired 😑😑
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LMFAO
Definitely my favourite couple here.
They should give me a drama with just Xiaotao and Shitou being up to no good and stupid in love. And make it a comedy.
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Aww, TGCF flashbacks 🦋🌹
Luckily, Hua Cheng is a ghost and therefore already dead, so life is already over and done with and the banquet can now truly be neverending with his immortal god of a husband.
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LMAO, yes, Tingye, when are you going back to your wife's room?
You're messing with his love life too because Xiaotao is now mad at you both 🤣🤣
I love them so much 🖤
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Empress Dowager gets on my very last nerve.
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Oh, ffs.
Haven't we all already agreed that you should shut up forever?
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Oh, Tingye 😔
At least this will (hopefully) buy you some pampering from Minglan.
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As per insistent request of @phantom-of-the-laboratory @arachniids @incorrect-nevermore and everyone else screaming in agony under my post:
Cishet! Nevermore AU
Let's go
Lenore is 💫🤢💫not like other girls💫💫🤢
She isn't disabled in anyway btw
Yes a tree fell on her but just to kill her brother to give her a tragic backstory
No leg injuries and trauma and shit to deal with
She escapes her family because they want to marry her off and succeeds and doesn't even burn her house down 😭😭😭😭😭😭
White raven isn't canon obviously
Annabel isn't half as developed as she is in canon
I'm thinking stereotypical mean girl underdeveloped
She's there just to make fun of the protagonist and highlight how much of not like other girls she is
Nooooo backstory given to her no motivations no unhealthy homoerotic obsession
She and lenore met in life before but Annabel just ditched her. No gut wrenching I Am Hurting You Because I Have To no big bad feelings about sexism and obviously no slowly falling for the one you where supposed to use
........
Wait a sec guys I am thinking about the Balcony Scene I need a breather
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Alright
Obv there are still some people shipping it bc. Yk. Rivalry
And the whole fandom hates them
Dnis and reasons why they are toxic and shit
Ada is even worse off than annabel she's just a minion no personality whatsoever
Morella too she's the happy go lucky friend that appears in the beginning to be of support but doesn't actually do anything
Pluto exists only to be comedic relief and nothing else
He's the butt of every joke and his anxiety just makes him a "scaredy cat"
Ew
Berenice and Eulalie say exactly one word each and they are the webtoon's one gay couple
They die
NOW DUKE IS HARD
I'm very torn
He could be part of the *drumroll*
Harem
Of the webcomic
Because we need all of the people in the world to go after the main character are you kidding
So I can see him as a second male lead, the friend to lover
BUT ALSO
He's black. And pretty flamboyant.
And since I'm pretty sure neither black love interests nor bisexuality/gender non conforming people exist in these type of stories
I am also type casting him into the gay best friend trope
Prospero is also a part of the 💫harem💫 because I said so
He's Annabel's boyfriend (obviously) but she mistreats him and he's actually such a good boy inside 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Yes he helped in all the things she did but he wasn't actually participating 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
But he's still not the main lead
Because that
Is
Obviously
Montresorry
Wait
I meant
Montreal
Wait
Montrefucker
YOU KNOW WHO
Bad boy turned good with a secret come on
There's x reader ff of him
Ppl justify him in every way possible
Will is his minion
again no personality no possibility of redemption no storilines
AND
MOST IMPORTANT THING
Lenore isn't masc >>>>>:(
#nevermore webtoon#lenore nevermore#annabel lee nevermore#pluto nevermore#montresor nevermore#duke nevermore#prospero nevermore#nev
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I shouldn't waste money since I am unemployed. But I am so going to see Monkeyman. And apparently I can. Weird.
Also talking about being unemployed. I am so tired of my friend telling me about this concert or this tour or this. WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND IN ME BEING UNEMPLOYED FOR FUCKING MONTHS.
Also I am major depressed and searching for job getting worse and worse because I don't like my field and I want something at least not awful if I am doing this shit. But nooooo. I need to mUltiTaSk (see do every fucking thing for barely decent pay) and be cReAtiVe (ffs) and also use fucking LLMs.
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Hils Watches Moonlight Chicken - Ep 6
I don't think I will ever be over how fondly Jim looks at Wen
When you find a place of your own we'll talk about the fact that you should just live here with me
I thought he was going to be terrible cook just because it would be funny him cooking for someone who is a chef. But yay Wen can cook they can run the restaurant together
Yay finally more Jimbo content!
Jim: We're just friends. Friends who cuddle and talk about our deepest feelings
Oh you did not just say that
Now we've resolved Wen's tragic backstory it's time to do Jim's
OH SHIT! Okay, I wasn't expecting it to be THAT tragic
Aww Alan. He's not a bad person. And at least he's being honest instead of being a dick.
Aww this poor sweet boy. I'm still hoping for Gaipa/Alan endgame but they still haven't met and there's only two episodes left so my hope is dwindling
:(
Nooooo he's crying! He definitely needs a nice boyfriend who loves him back
Ooh does Earth have a tattoo?
Arms. Neckline.
You can pet his hair! It's okay!
That's better
"How hard can it be to find a woman where we only have one photo of her and don't know anything about her?" Literally the next scene they've found her so I guess not that hard!
I love that the first word Heart has spoken out loud in this entire drama is the cat's name. Jimbo should be the star of this drama.
Oh no Jim is totally going to walk in on them kissing
OH SHIT NOT MY SON
FFS Gong you've been telling Wen to leave Alan for months and now that he has you expect him to come straight back? What, you can't take care of your friend you want his ex-boyfriend to do it?
These poor boys can't catch a break. And now I'm back to thinking it's going to end with Wen staying with Alan.
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Xena Reactions S3Ep4. Aka WOAH THAT'S A LOT OF TRAUMA FOR MY POOR GABRIELLE Part 1 😭
Ffs why is Ares here AGAIN
OH who is THIS
Discord?? She kinda 👀 (gosh her outfit)
Ares you are so mfing UGLY I hate your stupid beard
Call him out, Discord 😍
GABRIELLEEEE
Hehe she's doing philosophy
Gosh Xena is silly silly
HER SLAPPING GABRIELLE TO STOP HER
BRITANNIA
CAESAR. FUCK.
Oh that did something to her. Poked that trauma, hu
Damn her listing stuff
"You know her?"
Why is there a dude with only one god again
"And to destroy Caesar" EPIC MUSIC. OHOHOHHH. She's gonna go REVENGE
"Xena doesn't hate Romans. Just Caesar."
Damn, Xena actually telling Gabrielle stuff? 😂
"The gods I know are trouble enough"
Sdbfhhdhdd HE MATERIALISED AROUND THE SWORD
Jesus Ares, fuck YOOOUUU
oh I hate this Ares whispering in her ear. I'd genuinely rather have Joxer here compared to Ares... Like if I had to choose. Preferably I want neither.
Is this Gabrielle's boyfriend of the week 😑
GABRIELLE BELIEVES IN LOVE TO XENA THO
I love Gabrielle teaching sb what Xena taught her
GABRIELLE GENTLY ASKING WHAT'S UP ❤️
I love them talking 😊
They really said Damn we got a ship now, let's put like four episodes on a boat!
How's the view from up there
Ohhh, is she sending morse code
"Yes, sir. They're headed north" ehdhdhd
A chariot again. Damn makes me nostalgic for Callisto
OH A HOT WOMAN
Damn Xena and that woman definitely fucked in the past. They have divorced sapphics energy
I dearly love that you actually see something in these night scenes. As opposed to new shows
GABRIELLE NOOOOOOO!!!!
I love women btw.
"Because your hatred for him won't allow you to be elsewhere" Oh she read her like a scroll of parchment
AHHHHH XENA LIKE "No that's impossible"
Oh shit she's about to murder someone bc her gf isn't here (*cough* Xena and Vastra are so alike-)
oh fuck yea...
And her ex kneeew
"Nooo." ough
Stop manhandling Gabrielle my babygirl
Pls she's so FEISTY😍😊
YUCK. CAESAR
Hi Karlchen.
OH. GABRIELLE IS TRYING TO SELL HERSELF SHORT SO SHE CAN'T BE USED TO BLACKMAIL XENA
Shit r they gonna threaten to crucify Gabrielle
Ohhh, is Xena gonna infiltrate
EW. STRAIGHT AGENDA (I knooow it's just a cover but still)
Eepy Gabrielle
Uh oh. I hate how smart Caesar is...
NOOOOOOOOO THEY PUT GABRIELLE UP
NO. NOPEEEE NOT THE BROKEN LEGS That's so fucked up
Xena's gonna save her
HA. She knew they were gonna bring them there.
Haha, Caesar's dumbstruck face
GABRIELLE CAN YOU MAKE BIGGER HEART EYES AT XENA
"Timing. We've got to work on timing."
HER CATCHING GABRIELLE 😍
She split his spear!!!
AHAHA FUCKING LOSER GOT HURT.
Rip his banner!!!
Oh, now his massive ego is scratched
NOT GABRIELLE APOLOGISING FOR BEING CAPTURED 😭😭😭
Awww, poor thems
Oh fuck they're taking the temple
Their shield formation and Xena just jumps them... 😂
Mmmmm... Not sure I like that. I'm calling the temple is a trap honestly... This went too smoothly
Oh Xena is enjoying this TOO much
And of course Ares is back.......
Ares stop shouting.
"Trust me, Xena!" "Based on what?" YES
Uhhhh why does this have the vibe of sacrificial virgin.....
Is their one god Chaos
Innocent blood? OH FUCK Gabrielle's blood innocence isn't it
NOOOOO, GABRIELLE
Mmmmmmh...
O_O GABRIELLE STABBED HER. SHE JUST KILLED FOR THE FIRST TIME
This is gonna let the god come out
WTFFFFFFF
I hate this guy
GABRIELLE MY POOR GIRL 😭😭😭
SHE'S SCREAMING, SOMEONE GO HUG HER. XENA!!!! YOUR GF IS IN DANGER
Oh she is enjoying that revenge on Xena bit too much
"That's where Gabrielle is" HUAGGHH
SHE HUGS HER. SHE HOLDS HER AWWWW
"No, Gabrielle, you couldn't"
"Accidentally!!!" "No, I stabbed her"
POOR GABRIELLE!!! SHE'S HIDING BEHIND XENA. PROTECTIVE XENA.
"What have you done to her, you BASTARD!?" She's big mad
Oh fuck. They wanna welcome that god and there's a battle about to begin outside
GABRIELLE!!!! FIRE. MY POOR BABY
Xena is so frightened for her gf
She's hovering over flames
Damn what a thin stone wall
HOLD ON GABRIELLE
Xena was scratched :(
BOOB KNIFE!!!
Xena is so sexy honestly
"Great at WHAT?" OH SHE'S THROWING HIM IN AND SAVING HER WIFEY
"I got you, I got you" Aaaaaaah
THEY'RE SO CLOSE. XENA IS SO PROTECTIVE OF HER
Kaboom
OUGH THEY'RE SO
"It hurts inside" OUGH sobbing. Gabrielle got me sobbing
Damn those are some CGI'd ruins
Also they really just abandoned the supposed A plot of the battle. That was SO smart tho. Like, from a story perspective. It was brilliantly executed.
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ooooh, they kissing, KISSING!
2 minutes later
Nooooo, dont do this!!! Just tell her you think you're dying so she can make her own decision!!!
FFS!
18 minutes later
Oh thank goodness! This has been a journey 😭😍🥰
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May I request an angst request for Marko and/or Paul? no Y/N usage, but I’ve been looking for a decent fic that has only a brotherly (or Poly!) gang and there are hardly any that I can find- Basically, Marko had actually survived the attack from the frog brothers! And the Emerson’s never actually went after the Lost boys because- why not- anyway, this takes place only a couple of days after the attack! Marko had been on edge and refused to go out in order to recover, and Paul thinks it’s a good idea to scare him! He does so and by instinct Marko attacks him, leaving Paul in a bit of a gory stated (mainly his arm and leg-), eventually Marko snaps out of it when Dwayne pulled him off, and if u want you can write more after that because I have no idea-
YES HI
IM SO SORRY BABYGIRL THAT THIS IS LATE NOOOOO
anyways here you go
usual warnings except we added a new one! ANGST (exept this was my first time trying so it watered down ffs)
I did however change the reason Paulie got attacked if you dont mind UEEHUEHEUUU
It wasn't exactly something Marko expected when he steals buys a comic book. Nobody expects a stake in them when they want to read Superman. Thankfully, they barely miss his heart.
The Frog brothers took him behind the store where he could die. He figured that if this is the way he was going to go, forgive him if he wasnt really exstatic.
Laying on the floor while listening to the laughter and well ... life on the boardwalk didn't really improve his mood either. It hurt, and he was bleeding. His breaths became ragged and shallow. Of course, if you drive a stake into a vampire's heart, it kills them like 5 seconds later- so what the fuck??? Must've hit right under the heart.
He decides that this generation of kids are royally fucked up.
Dwayne finds him, just an hour before sunrise looking and feeling panicked. He does his best to drag an impaled Marko with him to the bikes and back to the caves
Star managed to patch him up pretty good for someone who has no idea what's going on or what happened. Poor boy had to explain under a mix of adrenalyn, zaza and tequila.
Fast forward to *checks notes* 3 days later
He doesn't think he's spent this much time in a bed when he was living. Vampires are always on edge. Marko somehow got worse.
Among other things, I would not want to be this guy.
Can't blame him though.
The boys knew that they shoud keep their distance and check on him once in a while. Of course, like roomies, they took turns.
This time it was Paul's.
One thing about ya boy Paulie, is that he can be really silent if he wants to. So Marko didn't really appreciate the "hey-".
In other words, Paul was greeted with a sucker punch and other things i suppose.
The muffled screams from the other room sent David and Dwayne speed running. Paul silently noted to himself that he should thank Dwayne for having muscles (although he could use a shirt)
After Paul got his bandages and his scolding from David, he also got to spend some time on a couch across the bed Marko was resting on.
All apologies accepted of course.
"dude do you sharpen your fangs goddamn"
a/n: this isnt as good as i wanted it to be!! i really wish this came out sonner and i felt guilty leaving you waiting!! writers block is a bitch
#the lost boys#tlb#tlb 1987#david the lost boys#marko the lost boys#paul the lost boys#dwayne the lost boys#tlb fanfic#walmart fics#thank you sm for requesting!
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I would have waited for it to be over to rr the whole thing, write a rant simultaneously and then send but lmfao the ne chapter needs to be ranted about.
(I'm only 2 words in)
Not Louis being smarter than Harry lmao.
Yeah, Louis it's LITERALLY the only explanation my brothah stop lying
'symptoms' BAHAHAHAHA
Not Louis being SCIENCE and Harry being completely inexperienced on falling in LOVE LMFAO
Noooooo Louis knows what those feelings are cuz everytime he triggered then he also felt them himself 🥲🤏
✨Love ✨
Not harry's symptoms being his literal FEELINGS FFS
Nooooo Louis only has a theory. (I need Zayn to somehow find out about this debacle and repeat it at their wedding or to their children (whichever option Harry hates more and Louis is less wary of))
Yeah Louis you're definitely, DEFINITELY misinterpreting this YUP YEAH sounds about right
(side note:- idk how you even ever manage to put so much work into something you do for free and get so much stupid comments for but I will ALWAYS be SOOOO GRATEFUL 🥲 like these are the highlights of my shitty days I can't believe you do it for free TYSM TYSM THANK YOU SO MUCH 💗💗💗)
(also:- a massive, massive thank you to everyone who supports you and helps you because- just- just- LOOK how amazing these are I literally can't rn-)
Knowing for sure that Harry isn't sick, I do kind of understand why Louis is hesitant to assume Harry's just in love with him because imagine your crush is casually dying in your arms out of a heart attack or something and you are just like "dw, bestie, your heart is fully functional, you just have feelings ❤️"
Ok so rn I am at the place where Louis is thinking about how Harry can totally have feelings for him but still not want a relationship and just- *sigh* don't you just HATE it when a character who is clearly miscommunicating still make sense in their monologue based on what their arc and personality is? *sigh again*
It's so funny that the tables have COMPLETELY turned this time around now HARRY is an oblivious idiot but LOUIS KNOWS!!!!
(I love how subtle this shift is btw because I'm not really sure why but in my brain Louis' characterization seemed like he knows his problems and would just rather be in blissful denial about it, yk? But Harry always seemed like a person who would look at others worst emotions when directed at himself but forgive the other person and not himself)
Looking at Louis's inner monologue rn is so funny because he is just like "omg I cracked a case"
Help-this is getting too long for an ask but basically my point is that if I have been procrastinating this ask for ages and I am still stressing over the semantics in it then you being stressed over the complete masterpiece literature you create that I and so many other people are lucky enough to find then IS MORE THAN REASONABLE!!!!
So THANK YOU
I'll just read the rest by myself sorry 😐 I'll add it to the inevitable rant I'll send in your dms whenever I can complete it lmao my life is a fucking mess with me somehow ending up with fucking BOB CUT rn in this economy but I'll send it I PROMISE
Hahaha I love all the comments I get I promiseeeeeeeeee!
Well 99% of them. The other ones I whine about in a discord group to the point they made me my own sticker
Thanks @enchantedlandcoffee
No, but it's honestly a sticker in a group with like 80 people and I love thinking about what the people who don't know me (because the majority of the time I only go in there to complain) think when they open the group stickers and see that one.
ANYWAYYYYYYY
I appreciated all your commentary a lot! I love it when people understand the characters and why they do things even if they don't agree with what they do.
Sorry about the bob-cut, not that I have anything against bob cuts but it sounds like it was not what you wanted.
A few years ago I went to a salon and asked for my hair to be just above my shoulders. The hairdresser was clearly in the middle of something, like maybe a break-up because she was like... close to tears and kept using the phone and stuff.
Anyway my hair but was at the nape of my neck, like if it was any shorter she would have had to use a razor. Without me even complaining- because I just can't do it- the manager gave me a discount. Like I literally didn't say a word about it and she gave me a discount. That's how bad it was.
As soon as I walked out I burst into tears and cried non-stop for at least two days. I literally put on social media if anyone sees me not to talk about the haircut or I'll start crying. It was sooooo bad.
Anyway lol, thank you!!
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What i learned from All Engines Go without actually watching the show (Season 2)
Yep, Season 2 is done, here we go again.
Season 1 + Shorts if you wanna read that, here we GOOOOO
Percy Disappears: PERCY DIDN’T LEARN SHIT FROM DAY OF THE DIESELS
Shake, Rattle, & Bruno: DIESEL CAN’T UNDERSTAND AUTISM FOR 11 MINUTES STRAIGHT
Fast Friends: WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY ABOUT BEING A SPEED DEMON
Ashima's Amazing Arrival: STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING TRY-HARD
Tri-and-a-Half-a-Lon: SPORTS. AND ALSO NIA’S TURN TO BE AN ATTENTION WHORE
Carly's Magnificent Magnet: TESS, STOP BEING SUCH A GODDAMN TEENAGER
New Mail Engine in Town: PERCY’S TURN TO BE AN ATTENTION WHORE
Hot Air Percy: HOW DOES A FUCKING HOT AIR BALLOON SNATCH UP A TRAIN ANYWAY?
Carly's Screechy Squeak: JUST GET THE SAND OUT. IT’S NOT THAT HARD.
Blackout!: THOMAS IS AN ATTENTION WHORE: REVELATIONS
Brand New Track: IT’S JUST A NEW LINE, YOU GUYS
Stink Monster: WHIFF IS A DANGEROUS SOCIOPATH, CALL THE POLICE
Whiteout!: LITERALLY A COPY-PASTE OF BLACKOUT BUT WITH A WINTER STORM INSTEAD OF THUNDER, SEE ME AFTER CLASS
Christmas Mountain: CHRISTMAS IS AWESOME
Good as New: Eventually, one day, you have to let go of the things you love- NO SCRATCH THAT BUY OUR TOYS
More Than a Pretty Engine: ASHIMA IS THE ONLY SMART TRAIN HERE I SWEAR
Snowplow Struttin: THEN WHAT THE FFFFFUCK IS THE SNOWPLOW FOR?!
Thomas in Charge: OH GOD DAMNIT NOT THIS BULLSHIT AGAIN
Kana Recharges: “LEAVE ME ALONE” MEANS “LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE”
The Big Skunk Funk: SKUNKS ARE JERKS
Off the Rails: [INDIANA JONES INTENSIFIES]
Diesel’s Dilemma: NO NO NOOOO STICK TO THE STUFF YOU KNOOOOW
A Very Percy Valentine's Day: ALL I GOT FROM THIS IS “MY FUCKIN’ GOD, DIESEL IS GAY, GOOD FOR HIM, GOOD FOR HIM”
Valentine's Hearts: AH YES, THE PERFECT GIFT, LITERAL DEATH BY ELECTROCUTION
Bring it on Beresford: CAN YOU STOP HAVING PISSING CONTESTS FOR FIVE MINUTES
What's in a Name?: THEY LITERALLY DON’T EVEN LOOK THE SAME, HOW DO YOU GET THEM CONFUSED?
Sheep Shenanigans: DIESEL AND THE DUCKLINGS BUT WITH SHEEP.
Tunnel Troubles: JESUS CHRIST YOU GUYS, THE PISSING CONTESTS NEED TO STOP
The Case of the Missing Crane: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE A CRANE???
Not-So-Secret Mission: TOPHAT HOW THE FUCK DO YOU BREAK ALL OF THE FUCKING LAMP-POSTS???
Speedster Sandy: WHAT. DID I SAY. ABOUT BEING. A FUCKING TRY HARD.
For All the Marble: THOMAS IS A DUMBASS, SHOULD’VE FUCKING LISTENED TO BRUNO.
Salty’s Sea Shanty: HOLY SHIT SALTY’S BACK AND HE’S SO FUCKING COOL
Retrieve the Kraken: BALLOONS. ARE. FUCKING. AWESOME. SALTY IS STILL FUCKING AWESOME TOO, HE DOESN’T AFRAID OF ANYTHING
Rocket’s Fall: YOU GOT YOUR CONTINUITY IN MY FUNNY TRAIN SHOW
Details? What Details?: TOPHAT’S A DUMBASS, ALSO THOMAS HAS THE MEMORY OF A GOLDFISH
Blue Engine Blues: IS THIS AN ALLEGORY FOR DEPRESSION? I FEEL LIKE THIS IS AN ALLEGORY FOR DEPRESSION
Hay Fort Frenzy: MOTHERFUCKING TERENCE IS BACK? OH, HE’S A LITTLE SHIT NOW, OKAY.
Percy in the Middle: JUST GET GORDON TO REFEREE FFS
Bad Luck Boxcar: THIS IS JUST THOMAS’ NOT-SO-LUCKY DAY AGAIN, SEE ME AFTER CLASS.
Not-So-Easy Greasy: GREASE I GUESS?
It All Adds Up: THE NORTHERN LIGHTS ARE AWESOME
Bruno’s Map Mishap: CAN YOU GUYS LEAVE THIS POOR BOY ALONE
Seeking A Safer Sodor: EMILY REALLY SAID NO FUN ALLOWED
A Cranky Goodbye: CRANKY IS A MESS WHEN IT COMES TO SHARING HIS FEELINGS? YEAH ME TOO, JOIN THE CLUB
Sameroo: IF YOU WANNA BE COOL FOLLOW ONE SIMPLE RULE DON’T MESS WITH THE FLOW NO NOOOOO STICK TO THE STATUS QUO
Thomas for a Day: You can’t pretend to be someone you’re not. NOW FORGET THAT LESSON FOR A MINUTE YOU LITTLE SHIT, LOOK, IT’S PERCY BUT BLUE, BUY OUR TOYS.
The Super Axle: OH HI TOBY’S BACK- OH HE HAS SELF-WORTH ISSUES
The Waiting Game: AT LEAST DO SOMETHING WHILE YOU WAIT?? I DUNNO
All Wheels on Track: ENGINES ARE FUCKING USELESS FOR NO REASON HERE
Something Broken, Something Blue: Eventually, one day, you have to let go of the things you love. For real this time- NOPE JUST KIDDING BUY OUR FUCKING TOYS HAHA YOU FELL FOR IT AGAIN
The Sights of Sodor: MOUNTAINS ARE AWESOME EXCEPT NO THEY AREN’T, FUCK YOURSELF
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Step by Step ค่อย ๆ รัก Ep 3
Ep 3, let’s go.
- Oh, this is the kind of “morning after” regrets that really … urgh.
- (standard disclaimer of “I’m not fluent but”) text convo has some linguistic nuance lost in subs, not just because the subs cut off: Pat addresses Ae as เจ๊ /tɕéʔ/ (honorific for older women, particularly of Chinese descent) and talks about Jeng as ‘Khun Jeng’; Ae, in her response, calls Pat อีพัท /ʔiː pʰát/ -- his name with impolite/intimate prefix อี /ʔiː/, commonly transcribed as ii or ee, the feminine-speaker equivalent of dudes calling their friends ไอ้ /ʔâj/ [name] -- and มึง /mɯŋ/ while using กู /kuː/ for herself.
พัท มึงบ่นเรื่องนี้กับกูมาจะอาทิตย์นึ่งแล้วค่ะ
อยากรู้ก็บอกเลยสิคะอีเสือ
ไม่ก็ทำอะไรสักอย่างเถอะ ถือว่ากูขอ!!
“Pat (derogatory), you’ve been bugging me about this for a week now.”
“If you want to know, just say so, tiger (derogatory)”
“Or if not that, just do something, I’m begging you here!!”
She’s throwing ค่ะ/คะ “kha”s in there (Pat was not using polite particles with her) which gives it an overall sarcastic/exasperated tone, and I’m pretty sure given the overall tone the อีเสือ /ʔiː sɯ̌ːa/ is also meant as a “you coward” kind of thing considering tigers are generally considered strong, brave, and bold – sort of like English “go get them, tiger”.
As always: more advanced speakers please chime in with additions/corrections, I appreciate opportunities to learn.
Okay, on with the episode …
- Jaab is Jeng’s BROTHER???? Oh this explains SO MUCH, whoa, not least the friggin names (one’s เจ๊ง -- (very) skilled, great, awesome, one is จ๊าบ -- cool, spiffy, sharp-looking …)
- oh no, he’s read it and he’s worriiiiied/taking it to heart :(
- oh no oh no Jaab baby “Do you (big brother) have a method how to stop liking someone?” these disaster brothers, I swear.
- oh goodness, Jeng, is that the approach you’re currently trying to take with Pat?
- Jaab I get that you’ve got a crush but ffs stop hitting on the dude with a boyfriend, that way lies pain for all involved.
- oh god this is excruciating
- ahaha plot twist (of COURSE)
- he can COOK, too!! my GOODNESS
- remembering all the reasons I’ll never be a party person, yike
-15k?? what in the hiso, who’s dropping that kind of money?
- okay this is just toxic now, in both the literal and metaphorical sense of the word.
- love this “I only know this person by the name they go by in daily life because nobody ever uses their legal name” thing
- careful with the camera ffs those things are EXPENSIVE
- Jaab, you’re self harming here and I’d like you to stop
- okay but Jen you’re also NOT HELPING
- these two are like a car crash
- OISHI ZERO my old friend
- oh kids don’t DO this to yourselves
- … what was this cut, am I missing something? (youtube)
- the AWKWARDNESS here, holy shit
- omg, did he crash at A Place Of Jeng’s? we knw that they Jeng said he didn’t go back to the apartment he shares with his brother, so …????
- okay apparently these men just have too many houses (or I’m misunderstanding things, which is just as likely)
- ohhh Pat come ON this is NOT HELPING
- AWKWARD
- I’m laughing my ass off at Jeng, he’s incredible.
- “WORK DISCUSSION” you’re making it WORSE please Jeng
- vibes say this is yet another dad for the bad dads of BL collection, huh. Jury’s out on the mother.
- Pat, WHY are you still in Jeng’s clothes
- … Jeng, is this you worrying about him? because “you’re so slow” is NOT the way to get people to feel supported.
- this is hitting my second hand embarrassment squick HARD rn, yikes
- oh you’ve got it BAD, Jeng, huh.
- Jeng really can’t catcha break, poor dude
- I want to go to Pearl & Oliver, that place looks so nice, gd
- ah, the classic “booze-fuelled honest conversations that half of the participants won’t be able to recall the next day” trope
- oh nooooo like Jeng needed confirmation that there’s ~potential there
- It’s so unusual to see actual more-or-less professional behaviour out of BL ship part, this is incredible (maybe sad that I think it’s incredible, idk)
- Nan is my favourite for REASONS, okay. PROFESSIONAL.
- … okay I take that back, the boy is thinking too much already, he doesn’t need MORE fodder for that, yikes
- Jeng is so sincere, it hurts me, goodness. He’s trying so hard!!
- oh no oh no this is BAD, you don’t get the aggressor and the victim into the same room for this kind of thing, ffffffffffff that’s gonna make things harder for Pat.
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I love the pacing of this, and the fact that by starting late I don’t have to wait a week for ep 4. Good going me.
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I. Am. CRYIIIIINGGGGGGG!!!!!!????
WHAT THE HELL.
AUTHOR.
PLEASE.
UPDAAAAAAAAAATEEEEE OMG AHHHHHHHH NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE US ON A CLIFFHANGER LIKE THAT??? OMG. HELP. I NEED MORE. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. THIS IS POSSIBLY THE MOST AWFUL CLIFFHANGER I HAVE EVER HAD TO COME FACE WITH. NOOOOOOOOOO
PLS.
SO DOES HE FINALLY GET TO KISS HIM? DOES HE KISS BACK? (They probably doesn't huhu) OR DOES HE PUSH AWAY AGAIN BEFORE THEIR LIPS CAN EVEN TOUCH EACH OTHER? IS SOMEONE GONNA COME BETWEEN THEM???? (most probably... :() NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME OMGGGGG HUHUHUHUHUUHUH WHYYYYYYYYYY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IF ONLY I COULD TRAVEL INTO THE FUTURE OMG HUHU
I AM LITERALLY BAWLING THIS IS AWFUL NOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T EVEN. PLEASE. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一
I really hope Reki gets together with Hoshi.....
But with those tags.. obviously Renga would be endgame. :(
HAHHAHA OR JUST GET IN A POLY RELATIONSHIP FFS. THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS TELL THEM GUYS WHO ARE IN A LOVE TRIANGLE/CORNER. LIKE PROBLEM SOLVED HUHUHUHUHUHU
一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一
Fanfic:
the sun, the snow and the star by beautifly
https://archiveofourown.org/works/33725071
#fanfic reccomendations#fanfic#fanfic rec#fanfic reccomendation#prompt#fanfic recs#reki kyan#sk8#skate infinity#skate the infinity
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