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t0tally-n0t-3m0 · 5 months

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I feel like we as a fandom just gloss over the fact that Cecil Gershwin Palmer had a man ostracized from his community all because Carlos PAID HIM to cut his hair.

#i love cecil #but jesus christ man #like i dont even think they were even talking at that point #welcome to night vale #wtnv #cecil gershwin palmer #carlos the scientist #tell the barber

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sequencefairy · 9 months

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Rip was Ryan even in the grooms party?

Doesn't seem like it, but it looks like a much smaller number of attendants on either side than at Mari and Ryan's wedding.

Just 'cause someone doesn't ask you to stand with them at their wedding doesn't mean they don't think of you as one of their close friends. I'm really not sure where this obsession with needing either of them to perform very specific, friendship-defining behaviours comes from, but it's a little weird!

People's wedding parties are picked for a lot of reasons. Maybe Sara only had four people to ask, so it's not like Shane could have seven groomsmen. Maybe they wanted a small wedding. Maybe he did ask and Ryan said he didn't think he could do that, because they're so busy with Ghost Files and everything else.

Maybe we should all mind our business a little and stop worrying about why people were or were not chosen to be in some stranger's wedding party, yeah?

#jess answers #y'all know i ship it a much as the next person #and that im as parasocial as it gets #but jesus christ man #anonymouse

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onebigbroccoli · 9 months

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“Have I been hurting people in these other universes?”

Fionna I fucking cant with this

#fionna and cake spoilers #fionna and cake #fionna campbell #forgive me if I got the wording wrong #but jesus christ man #you got me sobbing in the fucking club #same girl fucking same

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fuxling · 9 months

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Hey guys turns out having your home just become a pancake in front of you is slightly traumatizing LMAO

#Not thag I thought this wouldn't give me a PTSD flair up but like #after all I have witnessed and been through in life #you'd think i'd be able to walk away from this better #but it having flashbacks every few hours like goddamn #which is okay #i'll be okay once we get to where we're going #and I can take my medication #but jesus christ man #climbing under the house of my camper feeling glass cut my knees and legs as I tear what's left of my shit from the pavement #like 'this won't effect me at all cause I can't process! LMAO /silly

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guillotinerot · 8 months

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I’m so incredibly checked out and burned out and September isn’t even over

I’m dreading October in the worst way

#I might be getting a promotion but will it be worth it #I mean I’m gonna be getting 40 hours a week anyways so give me the boost and the title #but Jesus Christ man #Jesus and Buddha and all the gods #I’m full of Dread and exhaustion

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sodacowboy · 2 months

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the sunset today literally looked like a lava river and I am not exaggerating in the slightest

#I didn’t have my phone on me #so I didn’t get any pictures #but jesus christ man #it was gorgeous #just how the sun hit those clouds #and how those clouds flowed across the sky #fuck #like what could I possibly say to describe it #the rich orangey pink tones the sun made #and the blue grey of the clouds #I just sat there and watched it until it faded away #like the lava had cooled over #im tearing up just thinking about it #because my god what a thing to witness #I just…..#if I hadn’t decided to ride along to the store #I never would’ve seen it at all #just the way my window frame turned yellow and the blue sky contrasted against it #I get why people believe in higher powers #because how else could we have been gifted with sunsets like these #it seems too good to be a coincidence #but idk #the coincidence of it makes me appreciate it more

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whatyoutaughtwasfear · 3 months

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why was the first week lecture for my haem class. OVER TWO FUCKING HOURS. PLUS THERE'S THE INTRO LECTURE ABOUT ASSESSMENT I HAVENT DONE. I AM GOING TO PISS BLOOD

#i literally just copied and pasted the last couple of slides it took me like 5 hours. over 2 days #but jesus christ man #lauratexts2024

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thirdeyeblue · 1 year

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Next time you’re overthinking the plot of your story, wondering whether it’s too ridiculous, just remember the plot of The Parent Trap

#your plot is FINE #seriously #the parent trap #fanfiction #writing #ao3 #plot is hard #but at least you didn’t leave your kid with half of your failed marriage #then skip out across the world #never to be seen again #and I love the parent trap #but Jesus Christ man #then they just decide oh okay let’s get together again #this should work out just fine

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serpiaxerma · 9 months

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I'm so close to my limit on this fucking card game.

Greetings fellow duelists.

Picture this, okay. You're a Branded player. Hateful, I know. You want to play paper, build the deck in real life, test it out with other people. Great. Awesome. Fun for you!

You play some Master Duel, get a feel for the deck. Alright, yeah, feels good, feels powerful. Bit bricky, but who cares? Isn't every deck? (Coping.)

Grab a couple of Albaz Strike Structure Decks. $60 total, wow! Fit together something resembling your build, if a bit on the cheap side, but that's fine. You're just testing it out.

Boom! Wake up babe, new support just dropped. Time to upgrade! A trap like Branded Banishment, a clean $10, alright. Another Ecclesia retrain in Cartesia, a monster and a fusion spell? Sick, sign me up! So, how much we talking? $20? $30?

$60.

Oh. Alright, we'll just skip her for now then. No need to cash out so much for a one-of that only boosts consistency. What else is there?

Right, yeah, the Bystial monsters! A bunch of big asshole dragons who are also handtrap chaos monsters? Damn, pretty strong! Got some nice new continuous spells and traps like Regained and Beast for $5 each, yeah, sure.

The monsters aren't too terrible. Saronir for $5, Druiswurm for $10, Magnamhut for $20. Pricey, sure, but if it changes and evolves the playstyle so much. Oh, and Lubellion! So again, like $30, right? Or is this another $60 Cartesia situation?

$120.

Okay no. If we can't have all these nice pretty new Branded cards for under $300 when I'm only planning to mess around, I'm good, I'll pass.

Luckily, the tins are coming out later this year, so I'm sure the reprints will be a lot cheaper. And prettier, too. Then I can finally upgrade my deck and play like I've practiced in-game! Just one more month, right?

DING DONG!

Oh? Who's that?

IT CHANGED.

Hmm? What did?

THE WHOLE DECK. IT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. NO MORE DESPIA. NO MORE BYSTIALS. NO MORE BRANDED SPELLS AND TRAPS.

... But I liked Branded Beast control. I liked Masquerade + Dramaturge pass. I loved bringing back Mirrorjade with Ad Libitum. I loved banishing my opponent's monsters with Magnumhut to +2. What happened? Where're my children? Where are we? Who are you?

WELCOME TO DUEL MONSTERS BITCH, IT'S TIME FOR CHIMERA BRANDED, FORGET ABOUT THE TINS.

E M B R A C E N O S T A L G I A

#yugioh #branded #chimera the flying fucking mythical beast huh #now let me be clear #i actually love this new playstyle #i am a huge fan of the new consistency in the illusion cards #i think the plays and interruptions and things to do with guardian chimera are sick #i am having so much fun with this new variant of the deck #but jesus christ man #konami really said “let's make some fun cool new archetypes in despia and bystial”#and then DROP IT IMMEDIATELY #despia is superceded almost immediately by POTE format #bystials are relegated almost solely to d-link and sidedeck hate #i really loved the cool fun interactions between all of these different cards when paired with their native branded support #but no.#i hate using the word pushed. but have you SEEN mirror swordknight go into big berfomet?#hmm yes today i will quick effect tag out for a +3 handrip pip pip cheerio carry on #and somehow this is just par for the course. the new normal. an average thing for a modern deck to do #and the entire core #the ENTIRE CORE minus the boss monster #is $30 #TOTAL #still gotta buy cartesia tho

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felikatze · 1 year

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by the way. through my ao3 bookmarks i managed to track down the start of my fe fixation being late january. it has officially been five fucking months. jesus christ

#feli speaks #and i'm not stopping anytime soon!! HAS THIS BEEN MY LIFE FOR FIVE MONTHS??? FIVE WHOLE MONTHS??#i think my kh fixation was just as long since the main bulk of it was iirc summer 2018 to march 2019 with the kh3 release #and it had 2 weeks renaissance each for the ux and dr finales #but jesus christ man #I DONT EVEN HAVE ENGAGE #i dont wanna get engage cuz EXPENSIVE and i dont buy dlc ever #but like... if i did get engage... i would want that dlc.........#but also nintendo games dont drop in price EVER so i cant do what i do for playstation games #which is wait for them to be 25 bucks at the store

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ominoose · 2 years

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I genuinely do not know how wattpad is still so popular, everytime I grow weak and desperate for new content for a character I give it a chance and every single thing there has such bad writing quality but Ive read all of A03 😭 😭

#not even saying that to be rude #i started on wattpad #but jesus christ man #no capital letters #no paragraphing #no commas or full stops #i cannot read these!!!!#BUT I NEED CONTENT #omimuse

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zarophod · 2 years

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i hadn’t expected a discworld book to ever make me genuinely sad but here i am. why is Vimes’ life so depressing????

#discworld #terry pratchett #guards! guards!#vimes #i love this book so much already #but jesus christ man #vimes is literally an alcoholic who grew up in poverty and hates his life #am i meant to be this sad??#he’s a great character though #i wanna see him succeed #and i fucking love Vetinari he’s so cool #and Carrot is very fun too #but Vimes :(

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c-nstellati-ns · 2 years

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went to boxing last night and full force punched a training dummy and my hand slipped so bad that i hit a metal part on the dummy ... and now my knuckle hurts like HELL ... goddamn safe to say i am not making that mistake again

#achilles' scripts 🌟#thank god i dont bruise easily #but jesus christ man

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rice-pudding-slaps · 3 months

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the fire within me that burns everytime I see Taylor Swift's bland ass quotes on a sign for the women's march and makes me wanna rip them out with my teeth

#i don't ever say anything cuz is really not my place #but jesus christ man

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greykolla-art · 3 months

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