Tamara as Tom's older sister because i find fun the idea of the ellsworld girls existing in the same universe as the boys

can you imagine patrick having a middle life crisis.

imagine fucking up so bad that you make sonic the hedgehog zionist and pro cop

fun fact: baby african grey parrots have black eyes that lighten as they age, which means pericles as a hatchling was just Autism Creature

I imagine Mickey thinking that if he hooked up with Karen Jackson it would make him look extra straight. I also wonder if Karen knew Mickey was gay. She never outed Ian so I don't think she'd do that to Mickey.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

ANON I DIDN’T EVEN THINK OF THAT- KAREN KNEW- WHAT??

i mean i doubt she actually knew. we all know that the shameless writers don’t care enough to write that in but… IMAGINE.

maybe she kinda did what she did with ian, like she gave him a blowjob but nothing happened and nobody actually outright said it, but she had a feeling he was gay.

or maybe mickey’s brothers or just people around him said that she was hot and so he had sex with her/asked her out to try and make himself straight.

whatever happened was probably awkward and weird and never really spoken about again.

i started drawing marketable amedeo figurine and the entire houses power went out. i think these are correlated

transformers discourse prompt: is it feminism to watch the french dub of the 1986 movie

I've been flirting with something that would make my job much more tolerable which is where when I get the delivery I immediately text the person. Hey do you want me to be rude to you? And then if they say yes, I'm rude to them. It seems fun to them and I get to take out my frustration on how terrible my job and my life and everything is on them.

been rereading black cat out of curious nostalgia bc it was one of my first (if not the first?) manga and it’s been wild. on the good hand we have the curious hilarity of a story where the villain is motivatedly Doing Stuff (but not, usually, in the protagonist’s direction) and the protagonist is determinedly, nose-to-the-ground completing sidequests while his old employers keep contacting him like PLEASE for the love of god fight the villain for us! you even said you wanted to kill him! and he’s like YEAH but that’s for LATER, leave me alone i’m only at 30/45 pinecones and i need to collect granny’s sheep for her. also the main character and his bounty hunter boyfriend being boyfriends, a few female characters that are pretty cool despite everything, and the villain being THE og unhinged bpd gay (tone: loving, affectionate, respectful) villain of all time, with some amazingly designed minibosses.

on the other hand the way it spends 5 seconds winking at complexity before just being like ‘the shady government-controlling assassin-employing organization the protagonist left is GOOD, actually, like a little edgy and we don’t want to WORK for them but definitely a necessary evil! and most of the people that work for it are good and noble! don’t worry about it! anyway, the villain group who wants to take them down/change the world in some way is EVIL, because. uhhhh. they kill people--oh wait chronos does that? uhhh they want to control the wo--oh that’s chronos’ goal? uhhhh. their leader is gay and they call each other ‘comrade’. oh, and here we’ll have them kick a few puppies real quick to get rid of any remaining complexity’. Oh Boy

Idéal perfect situation would be a trailer all set up so that I could just put out anything that isn't tacked down, and open the doors and be ready to go

Unfortunately that requires a bigger car, bigger garage, much more money, and. A trailer.

every time i see the adrian sentimonster theory i can only imagine that it works kinda how dreams do in trc

like. if the peacock miraculous is destroyed or smth like that, then the sentimonster doesn't die, it just. stops working.

i thought bc u had been talking abt fate that neymar and messi were fate characters so i was googling them like 💀 why would they make football players who are still alive into anime girls

HELPPPPP

@thprofessor​ canon dialogue s.c

“Prove it.”

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

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Motaz Azaiza interviewed by Ajstream after fleeing Gaza, please do watch the whole interview...

I don’t think we’re rick rolling each other enough anymore. 1. it CANNOT die out 2. this under saturated market is perfect for unsuspecting victims who’ve been lulled into a false sense of security. be the person you hate. bring back the dastardly link