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littlefanthings · 3 years

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Wandavision Episode 5 Thoughts

• Ugh Director man you are being THE biggest cliche stop it. How many times are we going with “the boss is actually a quasi-evil asshole” bit? I say “quasi” because we don’t know if he’s ACTUALLY evil or just a dick. Either way, it’s overdone and annoying as hell.

• Monica’s tests are “blank”? No, no, you’re reading it wrong, Monica is clearly now testing positive for Superpower-itis. ✨

• Monica seems to have issues with Captain Marvel and doesn’t want to talk about her. (Insert jokes about step-mom issues here). My previous hopes that Carol came back to visit once in awhile are quickly diminishing. That or she and Monica had some kind of falling out, but all clues are leading to Carol going AWOL on Maria and Monica. Poor Lt. Trouble.

• Lol Kevlar does not work that way but okay, why not, point made.

• We’re finally breaking down the rules of Wanda’s world. Wanda IS aware she’s messing with reality, at least she’s aware at the moment. I believe her when she says she doesn’t know how this started. If you look back at episode two - just before the talent show Wanda tries to talk to Vision about weird things happening. Not something she would have done had she knowingly been in control. Someone’s definitely manipulating her somehow.

• EXCUSE ME WTF WAS SWORD DOING WITH VISIONS BODY THAT IS SKETCHY AS HELL (PS I don’t know why Jimmy was talking about Vision’s “living will” considering a living will is for use when someone is still alive but seriously incapacitated not - yknow....dead. Dead dead. That’s just a regular old will.)

• So Wanda can manipulate the world around her but not create new matter, which explains why she stole Vision’s corpse and why she hadn’t brought back Pietro. She would have needed his body (and if you think Corpse Vis was scary...). Which also brings us to...

• ...Where the hell did Billy and Tommy come from? They’re actual new people, which we’ve just established as beyond Wanda’s abilities, so where did they come from? That’s a rhetorical question, obviously whoever is messing with Wanda created them somehow (again - more horrifying connotations that I will not dive in to because ick and also I think that’s too far for a Disney show).

• Yes, thank you for the exposition, Darcy! I am so glad for the line “She recast Pietro” because it will cut down on the insane amount of annoying discourse over how and why they ...well, literally recast Pietro.

• I’m also feeling like “Pietro” is not Wanda’s doing. Vision was getting close to breaking through to Wanda and I think that whoever the mastermind is sent Pietro in as distraction and to re-establish control. Which also makes me wonder if New Pietro is another Westview citizen under Wanda’s control or if he’s in league with the big baddie or actually the big baddie himself (don’t make me say the M-name 👿 guys. we all know). Possibly Jimmy’s missing person?

• Speaking of: WHO THE FUCK IS THE MISSING PERSON JIMMY HOW IS THAT NOT ON YOUR BIG WALL O THEORIES TELL US WHO HE IS JIMMY STOP ACTING LIKE WE HAVENT FIGURED OUT HES A PLOT POINT JIMMY YOURE BETTER THAN THIS JIMMY

• I can’t believe they killed the dog how dare they. Kill all the rando FBI agents you want but leave poor Sparky alone!

• Lol at Billy and Tommy thinking it will be easier to deal with emotions if they age themselves up. Good luck with puberty, kids!

• Is whoever is in charge of all this nonsense doing things to purposely cause the kids to age up? Do they need them to be older for some reason?

• Where the hell ARE the other children in Westview?? It wouldn’t make sense for there to be NO children at all pre-Wanda shenanigans and I’m pretty sure we see kids in the trailer during the Halloween episode, so where have they been and where will they come from?

• Evan Peters’ over the top Jersey accent is peak 80s sitcom, I love it

• Kathryn Hahn’s Cher wig. That is all.

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