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keirametzbrassknuckles · 2 years

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The hardest part of being an adult is "we have food at home"-ing yourself.

#but by that same token if i go home i will not do anymore work #but if i eat out i can come back to the library #but if i go home i can go to the library closer to my house after i eat #but i know i wont do that #but i ate out the entire time i was in venice and i need to STOP #but i dont have much food at home #but hamburger is bad for you #but i want it #but i have to walk an hour home and im so hungry i think i may faint #... life is haaaarrrddd

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redvelvetbunny · 2 months

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I LOVE U REDVELVETBUNNY... could u draw lou with a ponytail or a silly hairstyle .. grhthdhh

okay louis we get it you whip your hair back and forth

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petracozbi · 10 months

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Okay but something I feel like we didn't talk about back with the Glenn arc, is post prison-Glenn's reaction to tasting real food after only being fed goblinblood for DECADES (food that canonically is described as tasting RANCID)

Yeah he lost his son and got super old and buff, so that kinda overshadowed details like that, but I imagine him sitting by a campfire after the whole demon Jodie and Nicky incident, probably having Ron, Henry and Paeden fill him in on everything that he missed, and then Darryl just hands him a handburger that he grilled up for him.

I could totally see Glenn's last attempts at keeping it together just absolutely crumble away, as he finally tastes real delicious food for the first time in years. Just him silently sobbing with a mouthfull of hamburger.

#hamburgers probably also turned into his favorite food after that #say what you will - Glenn didnt deserve that sort of punishment #To quote Henry Oak: “OBJECTION! He's clearly a bad person and a good father!”#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads headcanon #glenn close dndads #glenn close #nicky foster #nick foster #nicky close foster #nick close #henry oak #ron stampler #darryl wilson #paeden bennetts

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lastoneout · 1 year

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this is my entire stance on the "american food is bad" discourse summed up

#there are two distinct times when american food is bad #when it's people who are well off or rich enough that all they care about is appearances and how expensive the ingredients are #bcs they don't care about taste anymore it's a status thing #and also when it's stupid gentrified gimmick restaurants basically following the Cesare from Big Top Burger formula #where it doesn't matter how it tastes #it's just about it looking cool or having a gimmick so influences will come take pictures and give you tons of free advertising #that's when american food is bad #bcs rip to y'all but I grew up dirt fucking poor around other dirt fucking poor people of all races and backgrounds #and we COULD cook y'all under the table with these things #when all you have for food is hamburger helper and canned soup well damn you learn how to make it taste good #also those two bad times are NOT unique to america AT ALL #remember the Australian fish and chips that had activated charcoal and looked like actual shit?#this ain't an american problem this is a fucking rich people problem send tweet #this is also why I can't watch chopped anymore #the way they talk about ingredients like those like they're worthless and they can't believe people would eat them #like cool glad you grew up well off enough to afford real people food #the rest of us had to learn to make velveeta taste good and you know what #I could cook your ass under the table with velveeta and all those other 'cheap' ingredients you're mocking

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quins-makeshift-menagerie · 3 months

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The process is a bitch and I want to fight it

#had the urge to just #delete everything and vanish without a word #because I’m once again in a bad slump but I know feeling better isn’t a linear thing!!#just fucking sucks man #yknow?#I’m fine I’m fed housed watered and loved #for anyone worried #because I know I say some concerning stuff #mostly just venting because I need to yell and sorting out what’s going on in my brain is hard sometimes!!#there is a cat purring on my stomach and another cat between my legs #the other Q is rambling about a hoi 4 game he played with a friend #things are well #so why the FUCK isn’t my brain cooperating with me you dumb clump of hamburger #stop that #I hope everyone is doing well #I need to get to sleep

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parkersgnome · 2 months

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I can’t stand people who shit on introverts.

#like being an introvert isn’t a bad thing it’s just a personality trait #the other day I had a customer criticize me bc I wasn’t being cheerful and outgoing in her words #even tho I smiled at her and her husband and was kind to them the whole time #or the other day I was in an Uber and I greeted the Uber driver and all that #and he tried to strike up a conversation #I gave him short and simple answers to let him know that I was not interested in talking #I was never rude to him however #once he finished talking I put in my earbuds at the highest god damn volume and he was STILL trying to talk to me #like bro #p sure when someone has their headphones on it means they don’t want to be bothered #at the end he was like lol I hope I didn’t talk your ears off #and I kindly told him that I was an introvert and I prefer to not talk a lot #and he goes onto imply how being an introvert is a bad thing #and how introverts let people walk all over them or some shit #being an introvert doesn’t mean that you’re a shy and meek and shriveling hermit #it just means you don’t like talking a lot god damn #I have explain this to grown ass adults like they’re elementary schoolers #some people like hot dogs and some people like hamburgers #it doesn’t make one or the other in the wrong #it’s just preferences #srry for the rant #rant #vent #vent post #tw vent #introvert #introversion

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airyairyaucontraire · 11 months

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One thing that annoys me a little bit, not in a "SMITE THEM" way but just in a "surely they knew that was uncool and they did it anyway" way, is when a person with a professional level of skill enters a competition open to everyone. Like there was a cake baking competition at work a couple years ago. Some fancy bitch entered one of those illusion cakes made to look like a hamburger and blew everyone's normal human cakes out of the water. Fuck off and let ordinary people have fun on our own level, you know? This wasn't for you.

#also I personally think that making a sweet cake look like a meaty savoury meal such as a hamburger is Bad and Gross #can't you just have a piss kink or something

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lezzian · 3 months

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the mental gymnastics some ppl require themselves to do, to make them feel good about not being vegan... i feel bad for you actually

#mission report #convincing myself that animals actually like being slaughtered very early in their lives #because then i don't have to feel bad about buying a hamburger patty #in fact i can pretend that this is a good arrangement for both the dead animal and me #it's even morally SUPERIOR to not paying for murder because abstaining from that is elitist #i pity you who cannot be honest with yourself

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you-will-return · 1 year

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#EC⚡️BC DAY BABEEESSS #the train situation in Germany atm is already stressing me out hahahhahahah #laughing through the pain #i hope the weather today won't be too bad at least #hamburg hates me personally though so #wouldn't get my hopes up #BUT it's ec and bc so I can't really complain too much #at least the show will be fun :D #manifesting neon acoustic version #sadly they didn't play it in Leipzig #will keep you updated <3

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eggs-can-draw · 1 year

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My byakuya fam view is taken from canon and my own brain so I’m it’s going to spew jt at you

Also this won’t make sense unless you know a bit about his past so I pray you do

Byakuyas mom has blonde hair and soft pick eyes. She’s got pretty sharpe features but they are kinda round so she has a soft resting face and her hair is slightly curled at the ends.

Byakuyas dad has black hair and royal blue eyes, he’s got sharpe more square features and doesn’t have facial hair his hair is straight and he has it slicked back

Byakuya obviously has blonde hair but he has baby blue eyes and his facial feture are like his moms sharper and rounded, his hair curls at the ends and has volume and you can see the curl because his little side burns curl on his face.

Byakuyas mom was part of an elite family but not to the standard that the togami family would deem worthy to have the current heir(Byakuyas dad) have a kid. So basicly she was elite but not elite enough for byakuyas dad.

Now the togami family at a point threw kinda a ball type thing to try and expand there connections, and byakuyas moms friend was invited (she was of a higher status then her) and didn’t want to go alone so she gave another invite she had to byakuyas mom.

Now at this point byakuyas dad already had a ton of kids bc that’s like what he was supposed to do but at this party he feel like genuinely infatuated with byakuyas mom and they dance and talk and things like that then like one thing leads to another and they have byakuya

No this is “bad” for a few reasons

1) byakuyas dad already had his kids and the youngest at this point was like 16/17 witch was no bueno for this situation

2) byakuyas mom was no considered fit to have a togami child/ she wasn’t of status despite being elite and basically still considered not a commoner but not much better witch was considered shameful

Now dispite byakuya dad taking a liking to byakuyas mother and vise versa that doesn’t mean their relationship was healthy

Byakuyas dad was ashamed of her and didn’t see her worthy to be with him, he hated that he felt the way he did and tried to suppress it and he was an angry man and basicly blamed the situation on her and treated her horribly

Byakuyas mom believed that he was a good man underneath everything even though he really wasn’t, she wanted to belive that she didn’t have a kid with a monster of a man

Now after byakuyas born byakuya mom really only survives until byakuyas around 5/6, she gets sick while recovering by and can’t fight it off because it keeps her amune system down though she isn’t bed bound until the last really year of her life

Because of her condition she is kept in one of the togami estates in France along with byakuya, byakuyas father learning what to do in this situation from past togami head desides that is to “risky” to really let byakuya near his sibling a lot because of the fear that his “bad blood” corrupting them, even still most of the togami kids don’t really live in the same house for a few years

Byakuyas dad personally keeps an eye on him when he can because he thinks that he’s make sure byakuya does more than exspected to make up for his “bad blood” but also because of the liking he had taken to byakuyas mother

Growing up with the years he had his mother byakuyas first language was French and he learned things like violin and piano, dispite byakuyas dad being insistent that learning from her makes him soft

Byakuya as a kid was still a spit fire, stubborn and determined but he was much softer, he loved nothing more than to play piano wit his mother, read, and walk in the garden when he wasn’t being bombared with tutors teaching him things no young kid should know(high level learning, byakuya was gifted)

Okay that’s all for now I’ll add more later I have though abt this for so long

Me reading this (non-colorized, 2023)

Before we get into my thoughts on this, let it be known I did Togami’s FTEs* when I played dr1 the first time - and then continued to Hang out with him later game because it was him or Yasuhiro and you know damn well I’m not hanging out with fucking Yasuhiro (I took one look at Togami and went “oh you look like a bastard I think I’m gonna like you”) I also brushed myself up with the wiki just to be sure

The way that this almost enhances a lot of the things that make Togami *vaguely gestures at him* like that is so so so so so so so incredibly incredible I am holding your hand and swinging you WILDLY. THE PAIN OH MY GOODNESS. AND LIKE. ESPECIALLY THE ISOLATION MIXED WITH THE INSANE AGE GAP BETWEEN HIS SIBLINGS MAKES THE TOGAMI KID HUNGER GAMES RITUAL (patent pending) SO MUCH MORE INTENSE. Hell, Togami being kept in France and away from other family members even brings in the thought that he didn’t even primarily speak the same language as them during TTKHGR(pp) on top of that event likely being the first time he ever actually got to meet members of his family outside his parents.

ALSO ALSO MORE OF A ME THING BUT TOGAMI BEING 5/6 WHEN HIS MOM DIED HURTS SO MUCH. specifically because that’s around how old I kinda decided Shuichi is when sdr2 takes place (aka the fourth time and counting Togami has almost gotten himself killed)and I’m starting to think you’re a psychic (or maybe it’s just intuition?)

Also I just love love love that you took little things and gave them more context to his backstory I eat that kinda stuff up I love it I love it I love it aaaaaaaaauauahaguahahuaagh

Also just. Oooof. Tiny baby togami. Little guye. Ridiculous family standards and gifted bullshit at the same time? I grew up gt and and that alone was a lot on me I can’t even begin to comprehend the insane level of pressure on the guy every fucking day.

Edit *hi I referenced his ftes here I forgor to mention

#eggs can answer #danganronpa #byakuya togami #OH MEIN GOTT THE THEMES #DIOS MIO THE IMPLICATIONS #the TRAGEDY #listening to The Togami Childhood Playlist TM deffo enhanced the experience #I am holding him like the Hamburg #(Also I smell you with the playlist narrative parallels don’t think you can hide that from me)#And like #the Bad Blood thing I feel adds a who;e new layer to his whole “chosen’’ thing in his FTEs AAAAAAAAAAAAA #HOLDS HIM #HOLDS HIM LIKE THE HAMBURG #ROTATES HIM IN MY BRAIN LIKE ROTISSERIE CHICKEN #also #shaking hands with little togami “fuck the gt program”#g-eetings

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consolecadet · 1 year

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Do you ever eat a hamburger and just think of this song

#not even in a bad way just like 'a hamburger. cool! like in that dire straits song'#(also:)#(you knew I was going to say it:)#harry du bois #music

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cctinsleybaxter · 2 years

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I like to imagine joe biden standing in his office accumulating dust and a rancid plastic-y sheen like those timelapse videos of a mcdonalds hamburger left out at room temp

#i said electing him was the trolley problem back in early 2020 and i stand by that #not surprised by how bad and unproductive his term (and it will be one term) has been #but no one was ready for how insanity-inducing it would be to watch the hamburger timelapse play out in real time #‘hey as president of a criminally powerful nation can you do something about this?’ (the hamburger tweets ‘wild.’)#2022

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cr0wc0rpse · 2 years

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I want. Fast food.

#blah blah blah unhealthy bad for you you shouldn’t crave it blah blah blah #but consider. shitty hamburger and greasy fries #also I’m just so hungry. I didn’t have lunch #dead text

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magnoliamyrrh · 2 years

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gotta be honest i dont understand those restaurant food challenges they seem like a great way to not enjoy your food, get sick, and then have the stomach pain of a lifetime

#like what is the appeal #okay. your 47483827 pound hamburger/pancakes/whatever are free if you finish them. but. are they paying for ur hospital bill too #so many of them just look gross too like. i would not want to shove so much of the exact same usually very unhealthy food in my mouth for #30 min #its always so much meat or so much fried or just dough. those things arent bad in fact im addicted to them but in such large quantities??#i think id feel better if a car hit me a bit than after eating That much of it That fast #fhdnsisk

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izumistrauma · 2 years

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"if you want food u gotta make it urself" ???? I HOPE YOU REALIZE EVERYTHING U HAVE IN THIS HOUSE DOESNT HAVE DIRECTIONS !!! AND NOBODYS EVER FUCKING TAUGHT ME HOW TO COOK THIS SHIT !!! BECAUSE I CANT STAY IN A FAMILY FOR LONG ENOUGH FOR IT TO MATTER !!!!

#i fucking hate my family im so glad i wont have to see this specific guy ever again as of the end of this month hhhng #all they have is hamburger meat !!! there is NOT A SINGLE FUCKING OTHER THING TO EAT IN THIS HOUSE and the only person who works !!#isnt getting paid until tomorrow !!#if u want me to make food for myself so bad then WHY DONT YOU FUCKING TEACH ME HOW INSTEAD OF PLAYING ON UR SONS XBOX ALL DAY #vent #ask to tag

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floral-hex · 4 days

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in the ER for the second time this week. They put me in the stinky room 😒

#ANXIOUS!#I’M GONNA DIE!#been told I’m getting some Ativan to take home so I’m thankful.#my anxiety has been SO bad this past week #full blown panic throughout the day #and I’m so hungry and dehydrated but haven’t been able to stomach eating or drinking #although… gosh I did have an awesome burger last night. that was the only good thing I’ve eaten all week.#can’t afford to only eat hamburgers tho #so… gonna go home from here eventually. take some meds. try to sleep.#this room stinks and has a bunch of junk in it #they had me pee in a portable urinal instead of letting me do my urine test in the bathroom 😒#the nurses were super nice tho #I’m so on edge #I feel so pathetic #I’m scared to go home and feel the panic again #I just want to sleep and feel better #I told the doctor they gave me .5 Ativan last time and he scoffed at how small that amount was #but hopefully the script gets filled and it’s not a billion dollars and I can make it to Wednesday #where also hopefully my doctor will give me a longer prescription for something #I’m gonna beg him #I’ll suck your dick dude. I’ll do whatever. I just don’t want to feel that panic anymore.#it’s been a whole lotta me saying ‘I know I should have done this sooner but I didn’t and now I’m fucked. help me.’#THIS being getting back on meds and going back to therapy and on and on #but here we are. it’s been the weekend.#can’t schedule shit on the weekend #just gotta call everyone when I can tomorrow and hope they all can see me soonish #gosh…. ER trip Thursday night and then primary can’t see me until a week later. sucks butts.#too much rambling. good distraction. sorry to bother you.#you can ignore this #text

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