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my-castles-crumbling · 4 months
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At the movies today:
Me: Oh, we should go see Wonka, too. Timothee Chalamet is in it.
Friend: Who's that? Like what would I know him from?
Me: Uhhhhh..............He's dating Kylie Jenner I think?
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whorejolras · 24 days
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ignoring the usual characters ("sold yourself") i am always saying deadass sex worker enjolras is realer than you think because of this reason. if he's been cut off by his rich parents and wants to dedicate as much time as possible to the cause, then he's sex working.
if you guys knew how many real world grassroots social and political movements were and currently are majority funded by sex workers, either donating their money or their time, both of which is paid for by doing sex work.
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zer0expektation · 8 months
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I like to imagine if we ever got Hannibal season 4 Hannibal would finally decide to wear a suit that ACTUALLY FUCKING FIT HIM CORRECTLY OH MY GOD PLEASE
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WHERE AER YEW
AND OIM SEW SARRAY
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nocomforthere · 10 months
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Playing The Inner World right now (very cute game, 100% recommend so far) and this guy really says “that guy looks like he’d rob me without hesitation…I should ask him if he’d help me.”
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suiheisen · 1 month
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those!!! are!!! his!!!! tits!!! be gentle 👉👈
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Can I help you ?
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perfectbabes24 · 2 months
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xmaplemistyx · 26 days
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Can you pull on my hair daddy? 🙈
source: maplemistyx
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juslookin939 · 1 month
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miagoreprincess · 1 month
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who's here?
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bosspigeon · 9 months
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so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it
so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this
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baddiesdaily · 4 months
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xmaplemistyx · 26 days
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Am I too bouncy for you? 🙈😇
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matureheelsbeach · 7 days
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miagoreprincess · 29 days
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Would you use me daddy?
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