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#but anyways im so sorry u lost ur stuff i completely forgot to warn u that keepinventory wasnt on lmao
kxmikomrade · 1 year
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Im bored and i HAVE AN IDEA So may I order GN! reader, medium serving, caffe latte, ANDD ONIGIRI<3 OKOK IMAGINE ISEKAI AU! READER WAS A DOCTOR IN A PAST LIFE(preferably a neurologist) WITHHH LUNAR LOTUS DANGO AND CREAM DANGO HEHHEHE
I totally did not thought of this bc I considered being a neurologist even tho I'm bad at science- just for money😘
✧˖࿐ Neutrologist S/O - Albedo, Tighnari
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╰┈➤Tighnari x reader, Albedo x reader (separate) Order: Caffe Latte, Medium serving Onigiri, Lunar lotus dango (Tighnari), Cream dango (Albedo) Genre: Fluff Gn!reader Pronouns: Y/P (Your pronouns) Type: Headcanons Requested! by: @astrilien Warnings: a bit suggestive, but its ALWAYS SFW. jokes about death, a few swear words (like 1 or 2) Waiter's Notes: Welcome back traveler Astrilien! :) Apologies for taking awhile, please enjoy! Author's Notes: 2 MONTHS LMAOAO IM SORRY I COMPLETELY FORGOT IM- 💀
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Albedo •Would u look at that! a man made out of chalk paired with a person who studies anatomy! Who knew such things could happen???
•Albedo, albedo, albedo... he's a special one
•When you first met him, you were intrigued because of how he seems different and bcs of his looks like have u SEEN HIS HAIR. And he was interested in you bcs of the aura you carried
•But you're all like ''What aura??''
•Like Mx, u literally tripped on your carpet and hit ur head on your bedside table's sharp edge and died then got isekai'd to genshin
•OFCOURSE U HAVE AN AURA
•An aura of goofiness that is 🤨🙄
•Imagine dying bcs of tripping smhhh
•OKAY BACK TO TOPIC
•U guys wanted to study eachother so u just naturally grew close
•You both never EXACTLY told your secrets but somehow u both found out and you're totally chill about it
•Also the experiments u conduct with one another is pretty sussy
•Anyway, if Albedo looses control and destroys Mondstadt, ur right behind him, collecting all the dead bodies to sell to the Fatui
•Thats so hot of u two
Tighnari •Ahh this ones gonna be so fun
•It either that u and Tighnari r like parents or youre just chaotic and he's sick of u asking how his genes work
•''How does your genes work anyway?'' ''Its like half Fennec fox, half human'' ''So you're telling me that, at some point of history, a Human fucked a Fennec fox???'' ''....Get out.''
•U and him have sass battles in which u guys compete with ur knowledge
•I think that u would know more, but just with stuff IN the plants, not the ACTUAL plants
•Imagine Collei just walking in u guys having a sass battle with all ur fancy scientific words and she comes out like shes about to pass out from braincell lost
•^ not sure if that can actually happen
•ANYWAY
•Speaking of Collei, shes ur daughter
•Dont even TRY to disagree here
•She looks up to u alot, even when u can get scary sometimes
•Like the time when someone was being rude to her so u threatened to crack open their skull, scoop their brain out, boil them and feed it to the animals
•Pls seek help for u, Tighnari and Collei, u all need therapy and a vacation to Mondstadt
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n0ct0urn1quet · 2 years
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friembly remembly that my gf is so babie and i lov her much . yeas :)
@fuckshitassbitchcockballs
#me writing gay shit abt my gf while listening to very very loud sad music . great#JHBGBHJGBJHGE#i mean its not sad music but uhhhhhhhh Its Definitely Not A Happy Song Thats For Sure!!!!!!!!#dont judge me im having a moment and im considering adding this song to my List Of Songs To Animate With Darkstar#JGJHGJHGBHJGNJHK#anyways! u babbie#u are simply just babie and i love u a lot#also ik i keep SAYING i am sory if im being OBNOXIOUS i juts bhjgbhjgjbjg. thamke u for vcing with me earlier that was rly fun and stuff#i juts like vcingng with u and its just nice bc we dont do it very often so itsjust like bgbhjgfbhjgfbhjfghjfg#idk doingng that stuff makes me habby#and also u made me laugh harder than i have in a kinda long time so like thank u for that HJBGHJGE#like u genuinely made me laugh so hard i got all teary eyed JKGBJHGBJHGBHJGBHGHJG#listen ok it was the funniest shit pushging u into tha lava only for u to come back and push me into it urself <3333#I AM SO SORRY THAT U LOST UR STUFF THOUGH I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO TELL YOU THAT KEEPINVENTORY WAS OFF LMAO#i was literally thinking it before u joined bc i foudn that big lavapool#and i was like 'ok. if matt was here she would totally fuckign push me into this. but shes not here so its fine'#and then u were like 'hahah bro what if i joined u :)' and i juts immediately forgot abt it KJGKJKJKJE#also why do u keep going online on discord u are supposed to be going seepy babie >:( go nowe >:(#i will go to bed seepy cosy in MINUTES after i finish typing this bestie#but anyways im so sorry u lost ur stuff i completely forgot to warn u that keepinventory wasnt on lmao#but yease we shuold totally do that again maybe if u want bc bgfjjfbfbjhgf i think itd be pog :)#anyways!!!!! im prolly gona go to bed actually now bc im seepier than i thoughht i was JKGJKJKGJKE#anyways!!!!! goodnite hunnie i love u!!!!!!! i hope u get goode sleeb and have ebic babbie dreamse!!!!!!!#*mwah* *mweh* kises for u !! :) <3
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