14 - Family
'I’m sorry, cousin,’ [Shukin] said bitterly. ‘You don’t deserve this.’
Shigeru reached over in the saddle and laid a gentle hand on his cousin’s shoulder.
‘I’m sorry, Shukin,’ he said. ‘I’m not complaining. I know you’re doing the best to keep me safe. I’ll be grateful for a straw bed in a leaky hut in some small village tonight.’
The Emperor of Nihon-Ja // Ch 10
78 notes
·
View notes
Ok I met this guy on tinder and we're talking about how nice it is to be in bed by 9. I think I'm in love
20 notes
·
View notes
My current project led to my discovery of the term "consentacles" and I haven't stopped laughing in 5 minutes.
3 notes
·
View notes
(fyi if I reblog your fanart or reaction and you want me to Not, I will totally remove it. but man!!! I’ve been missing out on so much delicious stuff!!!!)
3 notes
·
View notes
Just saw someone say taylor "has the sex appeal of a dead fish" huh
2 notes
·
View notes
My cat has this thing where she won’t jump up onto my lap unless there’s a blanket on it. It’s like she doesn’t trust it to hold her otherwise.
Like do you not see these thunder thighs?? Ma’am, I’m an absolute unit, I promise my thighs can hold all seven pounds of you without the fortification of a thin fleece blanket.
2 notes
·
View notes
my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring
218K notes
·
View notes
I know THS was initially Once-lers and so I don't get confused by this at all but... whenever I see old (or new!) fan art that creates a "timeline" from the THS kiddos to the Once-ler blogs or Truffula Flu AU, I get so much whiplash.
1 note
·
View note