dead apple manga artstyle is really slept on end tweet

this happens to me like. every day.

i need 2 get back into painting fish

MYS HELPING VINCENT AND JAS SET UP A LEMONADE STAND DURING THE SUMMER

had a dream that I brought waffles, the palisman, to school w me but I wasn't allowed so I had to keep her in my pocket with two bags of Doritos. I showed her to some kid in secret in he gym, then had to frantically hide her again, and somehow putting her in an open bag of Doritos turned her into a blob of palistrom clay? So naturally I panicked because holy fuck I just killed hunter's palisman, but somehow I had read that when this happens you can just mold the clay back into its original shape and it'll be fine. But like, I couldn't sculpt with clay, only hard wood, so I went to hobby lobby to try to find something made of palistrom wood (which existed in the human realm) so I could just carve that into waffles instead and nobody would notice the difference? I eventually found a unicorn llama thing made of palistrom wood, and so I went to buy it, but the cashier said they just had some slabs of palistrom wood planks lying around that would be cheaper. (So maybe this was a hobby lobby home depot hybrid type deal.) So I took that, but it was too thin, so I just doubled it up with wood glue (made the color wrong but I'll just repaint it later). I carve a new waffles, give it to Hunter, but that leaves me with Dorito clay Waffles. The dream ended there, but I like to think I did something cool with it. Maybe made my own palisman. Also, the kid I showed Waffles to back at the gym had a snakeshifter palisman, so maybe that's actually a boiling isles species.

ooc: stands here covered in blood holding starbucks in my reusable travel cup

One of our stores is giving away these lil pokemon things with your shopping and they make me so happy!! This is my collection so far!

about ready to jump off the walls for this purchase

i have bought. the full trimax set.

Also obligatory disclaimer that I hate advertisements but the fact they decided to do their little product placement right as Dan is using his cop status to literally kidnap one of our heroes is so fucking funny

Suzuki ! the hood of our cars are perfectly designed for roughly shoving anticorruption protestors against when they try to flee from you !!

Handcuff them to our sturdy above door handles : they'll never get away !!

Are they trying to annoy you into lettting them go ? You can mute the radio with one press of a button !!

Suzuki ! for all your false arrests !!

Girl help I opened the project that's due in a week and then immediately started knitting another hat

What I Would Not Do For A 30-Ounce Bottle Of Concentrated Lilac Flavor Extract

also my mom just booked a trip w our yoga group to this volcano/park for September which is cool enough already but i was thinking that if i get my scholarships I'd buy tickets for placebo the next day and also two days prior is a friend's bday party and a couple of days later is my friends' farewell party . nice

Alrighty got my concepts for my new dnd character now just to actually figure out how the fuck hexblade warlocks work </3

sCREAMING I FOUND A STORE THAT SELLS TOKREV MERCH IN THE CITY WHERE MY SCHOOL IS ASFHJGDSADHJDS

Finally buying myself some real sex toys for Christmas because it's been a tough year and I deserve it!!

ONCE AGAIN, THE SEXY CHURCH APARTMENT HAS GIVEN ME A GREAT BOUNTY!

My Dad came over today and we finally cleaned out the sexy mezzanine in my bedroom ('twas very sexy but also very dusty, now is just sexi B) ). This involved getting down a load of MYSTERIOUS ITEMS and testing them to see if they were TREASURE!

All of the items worked! Even the remote control for the MASSIVE TV and some battery powered fairy lights! We also found two good lamps and a rug that shall adorn The Hole :D