Dazai and Nikolai doing the most to beat Fyodor when one sip of a McDonald's sprite could end his entire career methinks…like I’ve thought about it and just wanna put that option on the table for consideration
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Gandalf: I think we're missing something.
Dori: Teamwork?
Dwalin: Weapons?
Thorin: A general sense of what we’re doing?
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CAMICAZI HAS MADE THE SCENE!!
She’s neat I like her. She has ADHD is my head canon
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Literally there should be more stanley pines x reader fic where the reader is the dude stan locked up in the display in little gift shop of horrors
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broke: wolfwood with an EoM tattoo/marking
woke: wolfwood with no artificial skin markings
bespoke: wolfwood who used to have an EoM tattoo/marking, but attempted to remove and then replace it with something else more meaningful to him personally/less tied to a cult, a la Nami in OP with her bicep tattoo that initially tied her to Arlong
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The gay urge to just start twerking while youre alone in bed for literally no reason
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i don’t know how biblo was able to contain himself throughout the movies/book but if a bunch of dwarfs show up at my door with lusious hair, i’d wanna braid the hell out of that
hell, i’ll become the company’s personal hair stylist for the rest of the journey cuz that hair is worth dying for
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There is something so wildly funny and endearing to me about the current Luz and Hunter dynamic so this will be my posting personality for the next week I think
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don’t worry, hot cop(tm) saved the day.
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America. Home of the Free*
*as long as you do exactly as you're told and never speak up**
**don't use your voice to change things. just fucking leave***
***what do you think this is, a democracy?****
****democracies sire mediocre men who ruin the great*****
*****in that sense, it is******
******a nation of great men ruined.*******
******* Bro, it's okay to admit the greatest nation on earth is uniquely mediocre and brainwashes you nonstop with advertising slogans. ********
********Have a real sit-down conversation with your family.*********
*********It's possible.
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Irene during Bad Boy era gives me such Catwoman vibes tbh.
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can't get the thought out of my head of pro-hero bkg being on patrol then getting the news that some burgular broke into your shared apartment and he's immediately dropping everything and just fuckin' blasting his way home. his friends thinks it's so sweet that he's in such a rush, frantic, in a panic to get back to you because he's worried about your safety.
but— no, fuck no, he's not worried about keeping you safe, he's worried about keeping the shithead burglar safe from his bored and antsy ex-villain of a wife who's been itching for a fight.
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