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#bruce is a troll
raileurta · 1 month
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Idk what this is honestly
*After a Justice League meeting*
Green lantern: You know spooky with your army of children you must be quite the ladies man.
Bruce has decided to mess with Hal.
Batman: I gave birth to them lantern.
Green Lantern: I- what?
Batman: *deadpan* I. Gave. Birth. To. Them.
Green Lantern: But- I- you're a man.
Batman: I don't know how that is relevant to this conversation.
Batman: I must depart I have important business elsewhere.
Hal tells everyone, no one believes him.
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socola · 5 months
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suedoodle · 5 months
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Bros, bros, bros!
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artistmarchalius · 5 months
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A continuation of this post, inspired by this tag from @ohposhers
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mangoshibi · 6 months
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He practiced those faces before
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bbc-trolls · 5 months
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Hc Branch is premium cuddle real estate.
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trollzzz · 5 months
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Brandy fangirling over spruce in brozone :3c
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The girls are a new challenge for the band for sure
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peachiefilms · 6 months
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theyre so silly,,,,
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ohposhers · 4 months
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My favorite thing is how lowkey uncomfortable Branch's brothers look when they find out Branch highkey replaced them with a new band/found family after they left LOLOL
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JD and Clay being quick to crack incredibly forced jokes to cover up the awkwardness of the situation ooo And you KNOW the Kismet trolls probably think so fucking lowly of all of them too if Branch confided in them over everything that happened throughout the years rrrrr I think the brothers would definitely take personal issue with particular members too uh ohh the girls are fightingg
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and they know they have no right to be mad cause they are the ones who walked out and never came back but they're gonna be bitter anyway <333 i love troll drama
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em-doods · 5 months
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I like trolls now
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raileurta · 28 days
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Testing something
*after dealing with a mission*
Green lantern: Spooky with the 50 kids you have ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃᵖᵖᵃʳᵉⁿᵗˡʸ ᵍᶦᵛᵉⁿ ᵇᶦʳᵗʰ ᵗᵒᵒ and your batgadgets how can you afford all of it?
Batman decides to mess with Hal again
Batman: Bruce Wayne sponsors me and in exchange I provide sexual favors.
Batman: How were you not aware of this? It is common knowledge.
Green lantern: NOW I KNOW YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING WITH ME!!!!!
Batman: Lantern lower your voice you are causing a commotio-
Green lantern: I WILL NOT- I UGh. (This is some serious horse shit)
Green lantern : Ain't no way Brucie motherfucking Wayne is your sugar daddy.
*Batman pulls out a collar written in gold "bruce's batty boy" and shows it to lantern*
Batman: I am not deceiving you Green lantern. I now must go Gotham needs me. *Dramatic cape flip and disappearance*
Bruce had that collar in his pockets for three months.
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throwawaycan · 5 months
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Va va vroooom
they’re late to the concert!
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suedoodle · 3 months
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bittybadger · 5 months
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Never Too Far
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Little idea I had in my head and it made me snicker so I thought I'd make a comic of it. Something tells me Branch's brothers wouldn't hesitate to dogpile trollpile each other whenever prompted. And Poppy would totally start it.
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doofazoid · 5 months
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he's such a dad
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alcoholicpilot · 4 months
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a brozone blast from the past (also sorry for making it emo at the end😇)
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