Say hello to my current foster, Brad. He’s a two year old stray that almost starved and froze this past winter but luckily was rescued. He had a little bit of frostbite and is underweight, but he’s got a good appetite and is slowly showing his sweet side.
the red dwarf x rocky horror picture show crossover nobody asked for!!!
(ignore all the costume irregularities, i ended up just having fun with it😭 also them wearing the lesbian flag colours was an honest accident but not a bad one in my opinion)
what if the best part of the people affected by the curse are watching their real selves fucking shit up like on some sort of tv and and just like losing it and crying over how bad they r fuckibg shit up like for example Brad and Judy:
Judy: “Oh are we going to help ri- huh??? Oh no NO NOO! Don’t tell Pericles wtf are you doing???? Ahh!”
Brad: “wait what are you doing— NO DONT GET PLASTIC SURGERY!!! Why would you that??? That’s permanent!! Fuck!!! NO!!”
Judy is swearing and sighing whenever they traumatize their son and Brad is just crying when that happens because he is emotional and I will die on that hill
You know, when I brought Brad to the shelter for a vet check I was hoping he gained weight. He didn’t, he lost a couple ounces. Now I’m bring him back tomorrow and when I was hanging out with him last night, I could see it. At least I hope it’s not my wishful thinking seeing what’s not there, but I think he’s gained weight. I went from feeding him 1/2 can twice a day with kibble in between, (I felt like he had too much leftover food) so I switched to a 1/3 thrice daily. I also gave him special treats like some fancy feast on top of his meals, and some delectable treats like the squeeze ups and bisque. I think he’s been eating better and I hope the scale tomorrow proves it. He’s also been more affectionate, hopefully because he’s feeling better.
brad has a bunch of little pet birds cause i said so
specifically at least 4 lovebirds of different species and color mutations
they have definitely pushed some potential love interests away cause brad accidentally taught them that singing gets them extra treats. he thought showing people his pet birds, that can sing lovely might i ad, would get them to fall in love with him